FLBP has its perks….get it? (44 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/tanto.popadoplas David Lawson

    #1 Great way to start a post and my graveyard shifts. CHIVE ON!!!

  • babyfartmagizax

    #36 Kate Upton, I love you! #12 You're a babe!

    • pleeeeease stop

      FUCK baby fart…we get it….we get it that you can post first. Rather than take a few moments to actually contribute, you just fill up the comment section with the diarrhea from your keyboard. I don't know what is worse, you and your generic suckiness or some asshole with their 'First'

      what do you get from doing that? a warm feeling seeing your IntenseDebate profile have 172 points? As far as I am concerned, those 172 points are bogus. You clearly monitor this site for a new post, so rather than 'DAMN! MOAR of you two' come up with something original. The challenge shouldn't be to just post first, but be quick and witty enough to make the first page of comments with something you thought up that's amusing/funny/clever. If you are fast enough to post first, you should have plenty of time to put some thought into it and still make the first page.

      I'm not sure why this bothers me so much…but it seems to bother some other chivers, also. Either way, congrats on your 172 internet likes.

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        You post looks more like garbage to me….

      • KeepCalmChiveOn

        I think you should just calm down…

      • Trav1121

        He is, by far, my favorite internet hero. No one can post a generic, people-pleasing comment with absolutely no substance like Mr. Fart! I wish I could be the fastest poster and be able to think up such witty comments as 'I ❤ the Chive!' or 'Girls are hawt¡' How does he do it so consistantly? He must be a wizard! Is 'magizax' klingon for 'uber awesome epic pantz'? It's gotta be…

        • tapsnapornap

          learned from etcrr and took it to the next level

      • Child Please

        You seriously need a woman…or a joint, whichever works. Then you'll probably realize you're arguing with a computer.

      • Chuck Norris

        100% this.


      baby fart, please wasting your time pimping these ugly fake girls and realize that the only true beauty to ever cross your path is Paula.. Although her grasp of the English language leaves a lot to be desired , she makes up for it with her witty and informative observations of the human condition

    • AdultFart

      Please stop posting your idiotic ramblings, you are entering the ectrr realm of stupidity

    • babyfisadmin

      oh man…baby fart is an administrator of the site…that is sad.

    • http://www.intellectenemies.altervista.org/ Zeta


    • StupidityAlwaysWins

      Fart, your originality and clever insight gives me hope for the future generations of this great nation. Im sure that Kate Upton appreciates your love, however I am confused by your statement that 12 is a babe? I would like a full synopsis of this theory, up to and including even the most tedious of detail. ( Oh and yes I will be checking for footnotes)

    • BrilliantCommentSir

      Go on…..

    • Shiguy

      I think everyone needs to KCCO.

      • Outgoing Guy

        Shut the fuck up…I'm enjoying the fuck outta this.

        • babyfart's dustydick

          Come on guys, give us a break!

        • Chuck Norris

          2nded. shut up Shiguy, you faggot.

          • mr.omie

            Who the fuck is this girl, she is so freaking hot!!!

    • payne

      ANYONE KNOW WHO #18 is????? SHE IS AMAZING!!

  • douche baggins

    #9 what a babe!!! MOAR

    • S.OhioChiver

      I agree very hot, pretty eyes, nice smile, great figure. MOARRRR!

      • Binx

        Yes yes yes!! MOAR MOAR MOAR

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

      WORD! she is gorgeous!

    • Dick Salad

      Agreed, and while their at it get rid of the tags on the browser tabs that say "OMFG THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT BIG BOOBS"

      Not conducive to the work environment…

    • surgation

      The most beautiful !

    • John

      She is absolutely gorgeous!!

    • SharpM1nd

      Yep, these are by FAR the best bewbs on the gallery

    • Guest
      • lifeisbliss

        Nice find!

    • Michael G

      im in looooooooove

  • Arlo G

    #18 I see NIPS!!

    • http://iamawesome.com NeelsvanPK

      Google image search.

    • Helmet4

      Courtney Cass (NSFW)

    • Abel

      Omg ur so Beautiful!!!

    • Guest

      This should have been in the "Bad ideas for the weekend" segment. With that body and those pigtails, there are a lot of naughty thoughts being spawned.

    • biggles

      Errr no, that is a dead porn star.

      Spank you very much.

      She comes from texas 8)

    • Gumbyboy
  • TokyoFace

    #18 … ohhhhh myyyyyyy

    • Andy Valentine

      Just add water

      • boobman

        Please, please for the love of god add water!!!

  • guthrie

    #20 BAM!!!

    • Frank M

      #20. The Chive needs a Heather Thomas thread!

    • Rite?

      Heather Thomas was so fine. Damn!

    • Kodos

      Ahh, Heather.. why did you have to get into the cocaine??

      That ain't no Scott Baio after-school special.

      • stick2112

        Stay Hard Heather Thomas!! (touching off-mic tribute)

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      that is a handy ability lol

  • Rollout25

    #8 Great way to start off the week!

    • B Dub

      I agree, I now love Mondays! I wonder if the beauty on the left #8 is still single after her feature in newly single Chivette's. Both are stunning though!

  • Cutta

    Thanks Chive, love it. Can we get the next one in HQ?

    • KAFganistan

      #14 MOM!


  • Saskguy26

    #36 you can't rape the willing

    • MBChiver

      Don't think of it as rape. Think of it as putting the sensual into the non-consensual.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      it's not rape if you yell surprise!

      • 5.1

        I was sure she said…its ripe!

      • HonkHonk

        do you write your own material?

        • Name

          You obviously dont..

  • https://www.facebook.com/mark.weisen Mark Weisen

    #3, nice shirt, got mine not to long ago but still havnt met a chiver. KCCO

    • Name

      Thats cuz nobody buys these faggy shirts they try so hard to sell

      • Alex

        Is someone mad because they can't get one? 😦 ha ha!

        • Name

          Yeah I'm so mad i didn't get the t-shirt with an old washed up actor on it. I'll have to cry myself to sleep tonight.

          • You are

            Yeah, these shirts totally suck! It really sucks having random people continuously tell you how much they love your shirt.

      • ^^^^^^

        I bought one. Shut your mouth and leave your negative comments to yourself.

    • Worm

      Sorry even with a duche shirt nobody will talk to you…. That's rough cuz you bought a shirt thinking it would make people like you. I love the site but would never wear a shirt out like that. My good friend got a shirt and I won't allow him to wear that with me around.


        Wait, you dictate what your "friend" can and can't wear around you and you're calling him a douche? Must be great to have a friend like you.

  • Bender

    #5 ahhh FLBP Monday feels right now

    • BBB

      Arisa Oda (sorta NSFW) aka Mika Kayama (very NSFW)

  • Trav1121

    #2 You're looking the wrong way, Pete! 🙂 Go, Jersey!

    • Jeff

      I wonder what she'll be wearing tonight and what she'll do if the Kings win!

    • Rdlflagg

      Omg I saw this live and almost choked on my kool-aid!!

    • Dee-Rod

      fuck new jersey.

    • Guest

      Tay Stevenson!! Of course a great Canadian girl! Dean Blundell knows what's up!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/dputmg Travis Michael

    Dear #38,

    I love you. That is all…

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

      She's sweet like candy! B)

    • https://www.facebook.com/marcwrz Marc J. Wrzesinski

      MOAR. That smile + body = heavenly.

  • Guest

    #9, #11, #16, #30, #33 ,#38

    I NOW have officially lived… But MOAR would bring me to heaven

  • Hedonista

    #6 #10 #26

    this is ridiculous

    • The6ftAsian

      dibbs on #26

    • Hero_Status

      #6 Is Georgia Salpa

      • http://anfieldfc.tk Alan

        Georgia Salpa. Just chilling out on a nice afternoon in London and the paps just happened to walk by. Terrible coincidence.

    • http://www.facebook.com/freshkonect Fpz Freshprintsaz

      I wouldnt mind these bitches ! my bad but mmm mmm

  • http://www.facebook.com/tyler.macias Tyler Macias

    This post is the only acceptable reason for anyone loving Mondays.

    • Trav1121

      MtG doesn't hurt either. 🙂

  • Jak

    #12 quite the casual evening dress I see

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #36 I kept trying to figure out what she is saying but I unfortunately kept getting distracted

    • Saskguy26

      She's either saying "that's right" or "it's rape" that's what i'm seeing anyways lol

    • Guse

      "It's Crap" I think.

    • pookie

      "That's a wrap!"

      • Tayo

        "I just crapped "

      • sixdeadelves

        it's a trap!

        • bumble

          Now I only she her with a giant squid head. Thanks for ruining it for me! 🙂

    • cha cha chewey

      "It's fap!"

    • A no knee moose

      "That's a wrap". The full video is at http://www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=n30mSi0pha8&am… or just search 'Kate Upton Designs for Beach Bunny Swimwear ' that's the name of it on youtube.

    • yeah

      i think she is saying i want to suck cock and have you cum on my tits. you have to read her lips thats all

  • NZ Chiver

    #17 I think you will find we like both 🙂 #23 hot damn, we need MOAR!

    • Jake

      #17 I'd hit it

      • Really?

        Finally nice to a San Diego Chivette on here, and a rocking one at that.

    • InvertedCheeze

      Anyone else have a hard time seeing the "g" in angle and have to read it about 17 times before realizing… "OH… ANGLE….." i thought it said….. something else……… :/

      • Rick

        Oh, wow. There's words on that post…

        Just lovely, thanks for two pics.

  • ooohhdave

    #1, #2, #3 ,#4 ,#5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, #23, #24, #25………………………………….

  • rick

    #18 I think I'm in love…

    • Bryan

      agreed. so gorgeous

  • stumeister

    #36 was stuck on this one for a while, still don't know her hair colour

    • kitty_karloso

      I was trying to read her lips but I kept getting distracted by…something.

      • http://www.facebook.com/02chad02 Chad Shipman

        I have fortunately seen the video of this photo shoot on youtube and she is saying that's a wrap. I kind of created a GIF myself just by continuously clicking back to that scene.

    • http://www.facebook.com/02chad02 Chad Shipman

      It's blonde, this is Kate Upton

  • trevorcorey

    oh my #7 what a babe

    • Stockzy


    • Hottie

      Playboy model Krystal Lyne

      • rocknrollguy

        This whole set of her is killer.

      • Stockzy


    • Chris.topher

      Wow. I would peel her swingset and order the dog a pizza, if you know what I mean.

  • david

    #15 delicious

    • The Man

      Anyone know who she is?

  • Tim

    #44 weneed more sexy black girls

    • Kodos

      then tell the ugly ones to stop breeding

    • KCCO


      • KCCO

        As in no we don't need more… keep 'em please

    • Joe

      Agreed! More sexy black girls

    • Kris

      Good luck finding them.

    • Guest

      Just think, our great grandfathers would just go buy them.

      • Dan

        Oh yeah, that's why your mom loves her black mandingo …. and your sister too LOL !! and we don't need to pay for 'em. Your great grandpa was an old fart HA! HA! HA!

    • https://www.facebook.com/MCRobins MC Robins


      • Lil John

        Hell yes more sexy black girls! Beautiful comes in many colors!

        • Greg L stein

          But nappy headed ho's only come in one. Thumbs up for nappy bitches!

    • Dan

      Nice, pair of grapefruit. Squeeeeeze me !!!

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