June 11, 2012 |
In: Funny, Idiot
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Category: Funny, Idiot
#9 Take 'em!!
duckface world champion
#1 The Fuck???
From an episode of Rock & Roll Jeopardy on VH1. Dave Mustaine crushed Clinton and Moon Unit Zappa. Robert Fripp was the answer to a question. Oddly enough it was about the only one George got right.
Ohhhh George Clinton. Gotcha! Thought it was Lil John's granddad… 'What? YEAH!'
George Clinton's I.Q. minus Moon Unit Zappa's I.Q.= Chris Matthews' I.Q. squared…
You're just a hate mongering homophobe. President Obama should be the general manager and CEO of the universe.
He is working on it..
#28 My God. Does this actually exist?
Dont fall for it, all you get is the damn shirt
Like middle schoolers have anything to YOLO about. Ohh, you stayed up past 12? What a badass!
I think the next question should be, why was this person browsing Hot Topic?
#24 This is going to end well….. (sarcasm implied)
Hopefully taken at the Russian Roulette World Championship
Finger on trigger = future Darwin nominee
Watches Fox News
#1 George Clinton!!???!?!
It ain't Bill.
That day's final jeopardy category must not have been Funkentelechy.
#30 opposite color scream mask
What does opposite color mean?
The two on the right in #5 can derp me anytime.
i just did figure out what i was supposed to be looking at… didn't even notice the one in the back
#1 He got points? He's sick, I usually can get 1 or 2 answers per game, he had like 2200, Im sure I would have like 1, but wait, dont they let you double more than what you have on the daily double? thats only way i could win.
They probably asked a few questions about taking acid and spaceships
@ Kenton, you do understand how Jeopardy works, right?
you imbecile don`t put ` like` in your sentences….. unless you are a 14 year old girl
#14 It's better than the duck face!
I didn't even notice the derp because boobs
#9 the only thing worse than duckface is derp-duckface.
The Derp-Duckface > Duckface you newb.
P.S. #3 is not funny.
ER MAH GERD STERPID!
Not going to lie to you… thought the same thing then died at cupchinono
Proving that pandering to the lowest common denominator works.
#16 Some people just can't handle the fame.
This comment seriously made my crappy Monday a lot better. Thank you
#1 – George Clinton is a legend. He can herp and derp all he wants.
Amen, Brother. And God Bless the Chocolate City and its Vanilla Suburbs.
1st Question. What is the big deal about this YOLO crap? I dont have TV nor do I have twitter or facebook (revolted against them). I saw quite a few funny posts the past week useing that acronym. Was it on Tosh.0 or something? Whatev. 2ND QUESTION… I dont have one. Chive is awesome. Chive probably has big boobs. Or if Chive was a guy it would have 3 testicles. Twice.
answer #1 YOLO You Only Live Once. its the young hipster fail at carpe diem.
answer #2 as long as the chive doesnt have big boobs and three testicles together, we're good.
fail. shouldnt have typed the pound sign. lol
YOLO=You Obviously LIke Owls…derp. Don't fuck around with people like that.
YOLO = Yoko Ono Lives Overseas
This comment belongs in the Derp cause you are fucking retarded.
Isn't being elitist over junk culture something of a waste?
#16 Suddenly I'm having a Cable Guy/Midnight Express flashback.
#16 way to be Mac!!
Pakiow der nert luuurz dur fiert surderder
#1: Cut King George some slack, he's done enough drugs in his lifetime to kill Charlie Sheen.
#24 Murica at its best
#21 Where the Wild Things Are?
Nah, they're reading the Constitution. Total confusion for them apparently.
I want to give you so many more thumbs up.
We ALL need to read it and understand the protections against tyranny it is meant to provide for us. Focus please on Article 1, Section 8 outlining the ONLY things the federal government may do, and then check out the 9th and 10th amendments if you're looking for more government in your life. And if we don't like what the Constitution says, we can change it. It's not easy, BUT THAT'S THE DAMNED POINT! It makes sure there is A LOT of buy-in before we allow the federal gov't to have tyrannical power over a free people!
Have always enjoyed my time "wasted" on the chive. But these bullshit comments against Obama prove that a certain % of this community (that I am proud to be a part of), is actually just a bunch of right wing idiots who buy the shit that is being pushed down their throats. I strongly believe in my political views, but dont share them here at the chive… not it's intended use.
No, it's not really the place for political stuff, but it's interesting to guage general sentiment by the positive/negative thumbs. The importance of the Constitution, regardless of feelings about Obama, are the point of the comment. You don't have to be a right-wing nut, or an illogical lefty to follow the law of the Constitution. That's really all (and no more) anyone can ask of any president.
I completely concur on enjoying the 'wasted' time on The Chive though!
Derper in Chief and first Derp
#28 … *setting lasers from stun to kill*
Please tell your friends about this show.
Agree. Funniest show ever
#28 to make it easier to identify the stupid kids.
#3 made me laugh way more than it probably should have.
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