June 11, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#10 if you can walk in mud, you can…
:: fails opportunity to get 500 + votes ::
What the fuck are you trying to imply?…
Imply, or implode?
if you can walk in mud, you can shit gallons of blood!
#9 makes me want to go to all gaming, anime, and sci fi cons
comicon would be the way to go
Yeah, not all of them. But you see some seriously hot girls in San Diego… Probably because of the over abundance of them there in the first place. You're more likely to find that "hot, exhibitionist nerd" there
I love my city (but not during ComiCon).
I just want to yell out "NNEEERRRDS!" a la Revenge of the Nerds
We do have some smokin' hot ladies here.
#21 I'd pee on you…"accidentally"
I'd pretend to be angry
#16 who the hell would beat on that kid? Maybe someone wanting to steal his badass straw, but that's the only logical reason.
Not only is that the reason, but it will also stand up in court.
Tiny dicked 'men' who think that sex and violence are inexorably tied to masculinity. We have a fair number of them frequenting this very site.
I'm gonna take a flier and say you were bullied a lot.
Really? how about bitter skanks who talk about penis size and masculinity as if they weren't really a reflection of their own insecurity? I think this site has a few of those also…
I'd take a few swings
His drink is gone before he's had any of it.
#21 nice watch bro!
But I'm not wearing a watch…
You're fingernails are dirty, you should clean them.
or your*… =(
#10 Someone ate too many sunflower seeds…
I ate the shells ONCE!!
When you shit bricks…
#19 No kidding you should see the automatic machine guns they have now for nerf. INSANE. Where was this stuff when I was a kid.
when i was a kid? im in college and bought those guns just to feel awesome
Have a kid… then you get a free pass to buy all the nerf guns you want….. I mean that THEY want.
#10 I thought they might go somewhere else with the caption TBH…_
still have mine. #6
the best games for xbox will never touch my 72 levels of dig dug
Actually if that does happen you should do the opposite. Overheat the shit out of it to fix it.
#13 getting boner while pissing…. No bueno
I enjoy all of these fucking adds!
Whe he moves his King he calls it "Little Chuck"
Chuck plays chess but everyone else plays checkers.
Let's just call it two strikes and you're out.
#18 Use it. Seriously.
The Rest of the World
#1 I wish I had a dad….just saying.
#21 Only funny with your bud when others in ear shot, with the comment "Holy S$@t! Your girlfriend must be so happy!"
#9 Vagina, the final frontier. He tried having sex with the one to his right, but his attempts to get her to orgasm just couldn't phase her.
Well, when one becomes so accustomed to jackin' it to anime, one's penis becomes trained to respond only to said anime girls. Hence his inability to achieve and erection, or consequently, stop the laughter of real women. This leads to further erectile disfunction in the presence of real world cosplay hotties who he'd convinced to take pity on his virginity. So now, as a result, he can only take pictures like the one you see above, and then quickly run away, hiding his shameful tears.
Well put, Sir Art of the Awesome!
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Sorry, I don't have time right meow.
The one you love to hate
not quite yet!
but here I am ready willing and able…I'm sure to amuse you and amaze you in equal measure…
did you hear on the news..Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
The search and rescue workers have recovered 1975 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night…
#21 ….That's when you calmly direct your stream to their shoe … That motherfucker will get the point then. And note to girls who don't know…Yes, there are actually guys that will do this.
#3 Cracks me up every time I see it! Just givin 'er eh! (for all you Eastern Canada Chivers and Chivettes!)
Watch Fubar, Newfy. Then you'll know how to giv'er.
#10 if the red river's a flowin', take the dirt road home
#1 "So mom has no idea what you do does she?"
He's…. breaking…. her…. heart.
I rest my case.
How many times are y'all going to repost these some ones?
Maybe you can make a nice demotivational out of that.
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