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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (21 Photos)

June 11, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational

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Armed Ann Dangerous

#10 if you can walk in mud, you can…

BSmike

Huh?
Taco_Depot

:: fails opportunity to get 500 + votes ::
YourFace

What the fuck are you trying to imply?…

Heh

Imply, or implode?

Ride

if you can walk in mud, you can shit gallons of blood!
Classic quote!!

Jezdezpez

#18 Awesome!
El_profe

#9 makes me want to go to all gaming, anime, and sci fi cons

adam

comicon would be the way to go
fendermallot

Yeah, not all of them. But you see some seriously hot girls in San Diego… Probably because of the over abundance of them there in the first place. You're more likely to find that "hot, exhibitionist nerd" there

http://moogit.org Bintang

I love my city (but not during ComiCon).
I just want to yell out "NNEEERRRDS!" a la Revenge of the Nerds

We do have some smokin' hot ladies here.

Chuck

Schreiner University!
Unfkngblvbl

#21 I'd pee on you…"accidentally"

Brutal_Deluxe

I'd pretend to be angry

notawittyname

#16 who the hell would beat on that kid? Maybe someone wanting to steal his badass straw, but that's the only logical reason.

Lev

Not only is that the reason, but it will also stand up in court.
Cecil

Tiny dicked 'men' who think that sex and violence are inexorably tied to masculinity. We have a fair number of them frequenting this very site.

Guse

I'm gonna take a flier and say you were bullied a lot.
tbone

Really? how about bitter skanks who talk about penis size and masculinity as if they weren't really a reflection of their own insecurity? I think this site has a few of those also…

John

I'd take a few swings
KyleGamgee

His drink is gone before he's had any of it.

B!!!

#21 nice watch bro!

Dick Salad

But I'm not wearing a watch…
onoku

You're fingernails are dirty, you should clean them.

onoku

or your*… =(

KUMEEE

#10 Someone ate too many sunflower seeds…

Josh

I ate the shells ONCE!!

Chiver719

When you shit bricks…

big_james

#19 No kidding you should see the automatic machine guns they have now for nerf. INSANE. Where was this stuff when I was a kid.

nerfguy

when i was a kid? im in college and bought those guns just to feel awesome

yup

Have a kid… then you get a free pass to buy all the nerf guns you want….. I mean that THEY want.

wkdfrog

#10 I thought they might go somewhere else with the caption TBH…_
haterbot 9000

#12……..so true
ouchie

still have mine. #6

shoe

the best games for xbox will never touch my 72 levels of dig dug
dashete

Actually if that does happen you should do the opposite. Overheat the shit out of it to fix it.

Jkeester

#13 getting boner while pissing…. No bueno
Adam

I enjoy all of these fucking adds!

Firefox/AdBlock User

What ads?

Acesevens

#20
Whe he moves his King he calls it "Little Chuck"

Acesevens

Chuck plays chess but everyone else plays checkers.

b-herb

Let's just call it two strikes and you're out.

CowboyChiver

#18 Use it. Seriously.

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World
B Dub

#1 I wish I had a dad….just saying.
#21 Only funny with your bud when others in ear shot, with the comment "Holy S$@t! Your girlfriend must be so happy!"
tv_paul

#9 Vagina, the final frontier. He tried having sex with the one to his right, but his attempts to get her to orgasm just couldn't phase her.

TheArtofAwesome

Well, when one becomes so accustomed to jackin' it to anime, one's penis becomes trained to respond only to said anime girls. Hence his inability to achieve and erection, or consequently, stop the laughter of real women. This leads to further erectile disfunction in the presence of real world cosplay hotties who he'd convinced to take pity on his virginity. So now, as a result, he can only take pictures like the one you see above, and then quickly run away, hiding his shameful tears.

tv_paul

Well put, Sir Art of the Awesome!

r00s7a

There are no funny comments yet

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Sorry, I don't have time right meow.

Hugs,
Paula
The one you love to hate
insanely great

not quite yet!

but here I am ready willing and able…I'm sure to amuse you and amaze you in equal measure…

did you hear on the news..Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
The search and rescue workers have recovered 1975 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night…

ColaChiver

#21 ….That's when you calmly direct your stream to their shoe … That motherfucker will get the point then. And note to girls who don't know…Yes, there are actually guys that will do this.
B Dub

#3 Cracks me up every time I see it! Just givin 'er eh! (for all you Eastern Canada Chivers and Chivettes!)

tapsnapornap

Watch Fubar, Newfy. Then you'll know how to giv'er.

johnny

#10 if the red river's a flowin', take the dirt road home
_Like_a_Boss_

#1 "So mom has no idea what you do does she?"

Guse

He's…. breaking…. her…. heart.

SadeShadz

#16 Bahhaaa!!

Cecil

I rest my case.

Shitsweak

How many times are y'all going to repost these some ones?

Turrebo

Maybe you can make a nice demotivational out of that.

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