Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Whitey10395 Bobby Richardson

    bang

    • Scripts error?

      what's the deal with all of the script errors on the pages? Too damn many advertisements on the site today, make your money, but please be discrete!

    • Ilikass

      Fuck you Bobby Richardson!!!

    • TJ73

      There's an never ending supply of bitches, that love putting half naked pictures of themselves on the internet. WTF happened to class?

      • Randy Marsh

        it's not cool anymore. being an attention mongering whore is.

        • ihatehaters

          that goes for all choch bags who like to spew their morals and beliefs on sites and forums that obviously dont share their views

      • ihatehaters

        fuck you asshole if you dont like the chive, then you might as well cut your dick off now you classy faggot

        • DaUndeadDodo

          Dude. Relax a little. This is the Chive.

          By the way? Your name? Veeeery ironic. Well done.

    • Scarface

      #36

      No sympathy you stupid fuck. Next time, don't post about dislocating your jaw on a fuckin burger you fat fuck. Look for people to feel sorry for you on weight watchers.

  • Quintin

    Epic day on the Chive

    • Dirty_Dingus

      I'm Shtill laughing at #49

      • DaddyD

        Sho's your mother!

      • Woop

        hahaha i cant stop laughing too haha

    • EdmontonChiver

      Agreed!

    • Obesity

      Epic day at the Chive will be the day those damn green KCCO and BFM shirts come back in stock. Get on the ball y'all!

  • douche baggins

    #26 MOAR

    • Erock

      nope.com – there's a reason she always covers her face

    • No Idea

      I'm confused. Is she married or not?

    • Chuck Norris

      gotta catch em all.. pok-yo-boob

    • Hehehe...he

      No you're not a nerd, and if you keep saying so there's an army of REAL nerds here willing to put you to the test…

      • SockMoney17

        I hate it when beautiful people consider themselves nerds or geeks when they know they are not. They do it because they want to get even more attention than they already get. She is just a good looking pie hole chivette that wants someone to take care of her and pay her bills

        • Randy Marsh

          THANK YOU!!! just because you play video-games, and know how to turn on a computer does not make you a nerd, people.

        • Lann

          Thought the same thing when I saw it (other than she's hot).

        • Katelin

          You can all that from a picture. Wow. You must some sort of crazy wizard. Will you magically make money appear for me so I can pay my bills please? Asshat.

          • A CHiver

            DURRR THUMBS UP BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA DURRRR!!

          • Lotus

            It's funny when they defend themselves, its like they're trying to prove your point

          • SockMoney17

            No Katelin, I can't tell that from a picture. Like you, she has a vagina. Like you, her worries of the future will be over when she finds someone to take care of her and pay her bills. Its a female thing, you should know that….buy may not want to admit it

            • 3u77s3cs

              so true.

          • ZinnNasty

            your beautiful thank you for sharing this photo!

          • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

            I'd marry you and pay your bills. so long as you kept that shape!

      • shoe

        I honestly never knew that being a nerd was such a prestigious title…

        • Tim

          It's not that, it's people claiming to be nerds for attention which frankly, is far more likely here than her actually being a nerd.

    • http://twitter.com/HBSS82 @HBSS82

      Right on!

    • rampantlion14

      seriously though, find her

    • Pit_Boss

      Seriously. Moar!!!! If that is nerdy, then I have never seen nerdy look so Sexy!!!!

      • A Gentleman

        No. It's not nerdy. It's quite common, really.

    • jjj

      Hot bod.
      Looks like a little kids room though.

    • DaveS

      My god! A nerd with a rockin body!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        kinda creepy saying thats hot…looks exactly like my 12 year old cousin room :/

        creepy.

        • One More

          Jealous much?

    • Camel Jockey

      OMG GUYZ! i'm, liek, such a HUGE nerd!! i know what pokemon is(like nearly every other person my age), owned a gameboy at one time(like nearly every person my age), and have watched Star Wars where luke tells spock he is his father. I'M SOOOO NERDY! *pushes up glasses without lenses*

      • Katelin

        I don't like star wars actually and I have Horrible eye sight. Jack ass.

        • bren

          you dont need to defend yourself against…forever a lones..MOAR please

          • Comm System

            paging bren, hand in your balls at the "balls/purse exchange" desk. thank you.

    • BruceWayne

      Miss Kitty in the back ground makes it creepy.#26

      • DjD

        Rrriiiggghhhttt…
        Like a Hello Kitty pillow would keep you from hooking up with her.
        Dumbass

    • PhilMcgroin

      All of a sudden I feel like my childhood was deprived, if I had known chicks like this were into poke balls I would have spent more saturdays at Books'A'Million instead of bars. My loss… don't worry though. I'll KCCO.

    • Katelin

      ๐Ÿ™‚ thank you. Those were the poke balls from burger king when they had those Pokemon nights. It's got the "gold" Pokemon cards in them.

      • suckit

        Whores gonna whore.

      • Clarification

        Oh I see. getting a free toy at burger king nakes you a nerd. Got it.

        • http://twitter.com/icallLTLspoon @icallLTLspoon

          Hot girls send half naked pics and all you assclowns can do is call her a fake nerd? that's why hot girls don't talk to you in real life.

          Fucking hipster nerds. "I was a Trekkie before it was cool maaaah" appreciate a hot topless girl when you see one

          • WTFChivers

            Well said.

          • Randy Marsh

            a hot chick is a hot chick. doesn't mean no one should call them on their bullshit. guys like you who covet pussy like it's an endangered species are the reason we have so many stuck up bitches who think because they're hot they deserve free shit.

            Chivette:"here's my ass, now give me a t-shirt"

            @icallLTLspoon: DAAAAHHH OKAY!!!! OMG ITSABUTT AND SOME BOOBIES OVER AN INTERNET CONNECTION!! GOOOODESSS FAP FAP FAP

    • dominantone

      Gotta like em nerdy and dirty!

    • sacmaggot

      Lol. I used to have those. Now all i've got are 2 of the gold plated Mewtwos. IDK how you kept those balls from breaking, I'd yell "I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!" and then they'd smash into the wall.

      • bamathrasher

        I'm sure she handles with care

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1471579875 David Gallaher

      hello kitty = ITS A TRAP!!!!

    • JLBugbee

      I'd bang the nerd right out of ya!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/kurt.mcleod Kurtis McLeod

      COTW and full on thread dedicated to her, please.

    • RGH

      Dear Chivette in photo,

      I think you misspelled hot. It is not spelled n-e-r-d, but spelled h-o-t.

    • roadhog0

      We must have more of this fine Chivette, Katelin! What would be even better was if she went to Oregon State ๐Ÿ˜› Very fine miss, very fine!

      • Katelin

        JMU. Go Dukes!!

        • roadhog0

          Knew I wouldn't be that lucky ๐Ÿ˜› If you're ever round the Oregon State area ya got a meal on me!

        • douche baggins

          MOAR please Katelin, I don't care what you are, nerd or not, you are HOT!

          • kang

            well said

        • Ady

          I don't know how to embed photos but once you see this you know where I'm going with it.
          http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/p

    • Anon

      Why does everyone spell "more" as "moar"? It doesn't save you any letters and makes it look like you can't spell. Is this some kind of way to feel less creepy about asking for more softcore porn?

      • http://4chan.org gnocco

        welcome to the interwebs…
        newfag

      • Adam

        Good luck with trying to make sense out of the internet! I'm sure you'll snap shortly and have a nervous breakdown.

    • A.S

      Wow that hair, that bod and those pokeballs ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Is this real life ?

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.lovelace Dan Lovelace

      agreed. she's doing it right.

    • Yep

      hello kitty is about as far from nerdy as you can get; it's just lame and probably means she's crazy.

    • Skermitt

      Marry me?

    • Just pointing out

      I'm sorry but the girl who's sitting on the throne made out of games is a true nerd if that is her room. She's not a nerd for liking cute anime.

    • Rob

      I want to catch this nerdy Pokemon

  • Rumble

    THUNDER UP!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      Let's do this!!!

      • newt

        Thunder F@*% up!!

  • HatBomb

    #14 Absolutely Ab-tastic!

    • hootie

      oh and those fake titties, so…spherical and inhuman! mmmmmmmmmblahhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffff

      • Brad

        future tan mom

    • dude

      Hell Yes! Perfection!!!!

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Got to get MOAR!!!!

    • Poke4Life

      sexy

    • Thechris

      Is she missing a finger?

    • jjj

      Marrisa Millier-ish

    • dude

      eat a cheeseburger. don't want to cut myself.

    • Manimal

      #14 #26 #48 your body, I like that shit

    • d.c.

      its not abs she just wanted to fake it before she ate something, nasty ribs, nasty hips, probably stuck up and attention whore

      • Lotus

        Yeah I'm surprised she is getting so many thumbs up. Strange (probably fake) boobs, and as you said nasty hips and ribs. I don't care what you guys say visible hip bones are gross and remind me of eating disorders

        • butthole

          this girl is way hot. two thumbs up!

    • Jay

      Chivette of the Week … PLEASE!

      • theyare

        You mean Whore of the week.

        • theyare is a fag

          faggot

          • faggot

            yes?

    • Jim Ritchels

      Lindsey Knight. She's from my hometown. http://www.facebook.com/LindseyKnight86

  • ur ass

    first motha fukers

    • KCCO

      First to say first is last to get laid.

    • donuts

      not even close

      • ur ass

        lol that's 2…..

    • Vent187

      Haha, kinda made me laugh..

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #26 I'd love to play with your pokeballs sometime.

    • NJF

      Oh man, you got her on the ropes now Johny.

    • Dr.Acula

      i would like to pikachu when ur naked

      • Urthera Franklin

        i'd like to fuck her in the ass

    • its_forge

      "I choose you, perky little breast!!"

      • Jac

        BOOOOO!

  • Malisa

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nxs.jpg>#38 Winner, Combination of natural and beauty<img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/bho.jpg>

    • The Occupant

      Indeed. I like this one.

    • Scott

      Possibly the most beautiful woman I've seen all month. Seriously.

      • http://twitter.com/hanalively07 @hanalively07

        Thank you very much Scott ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Rtree

      I think I cam see a few freckles too. Awesome

      • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.winstead.9 Joshua Winstead

        That's my friend, Hana. Here's her model page on FB, go give it some likes: http://www.facebook.com/HanaLivelyModel

        • Jawbone

          "That's my friend, that's my friend."

          Sure thing, hipster CUNTMONKEY. No doubt your shaggy cock loving ass HAS been friend-zoned. You're her friend like every other guy who hangs on her.

          • guest

            Now I know where "Jawbone of an Ass" came from

          • http://twitter.com/hanalively07 @hanalively07

            Actually, Jawbone, he is my dear friend. He is a wonderful and thank you so much Joshua!!! Lots of love to you!

      • http://twitter.com/hanalively07 @hanalively07

        Yes. I do have few freckles indeed ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Jawbone

      Old enough to be a mom.

      • http://twitter.com/hanalively07 @hanalively07

        That's funny considering most women in high-school and over are "old enough to be a mom"

  • Nate Diggity

    #26 I choose you!

  • BSmike

    #48… wow

    • You'reWelcome

      If she needs pics taken from behind I'd be more than willing to help with that!

    • Bswan

      Agreed

    • Tomas

      What's with her Klingon forehead in that last pic? o.0

      • Picard

        Captain's Log, up-her-rectal

      • zaffa

        you could land a 747 on that thing.

    • hmmmmintersting

      seriously, her forehead is half of her face. pics from the back from now on please, that's your good side.

    • Mr. Marshyd13

      holy shit that bitch has got a slap-head!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #8 Get used to it kid, that's pretty much how the rest of life is…

    • Red

      … at least after you get married.

    • Fish

      Bad Parenting!

    • Sean

      We get to come here every day don't we?

    • Moony

      Fantastic user name btw.

  • KCCO

    Oh my. Moar of #26 please.

    • ThatJoshGuy

      "I bet she shags like a Minx."

      • Katy

        guys who make comments like this, rarely ever have sex. fact.

        • Poxmoldy

          Fact indeed

      • Katelin

        I have a thing for Austin powers quotes. Thank you

        • Mike Myers

          Shut up, whore.

    • discowheels

      Yes please send MOAR!!!!!

  • Taco_Depot

    #22 hahaha

    oh and obviously #48 — seriously. #48.

  • Macro

    #14 Mooooooar!

    • Chuck D

      Leeeeeesss! This chick is a 6, abs don't improve her face.

      • Tom B

        this chick is 9!

      • Leddy420

        Agreed Chuck, what an ugly face. She looks like Froggy from Little Rascals

      • Not Chuck D

        sorry…she is a bangin' 9 all day long and twice on Sunday. And no doubt 50x hotter than any girl you've even shaken hands with. We can always tell when the 14 years olds get on here to troll…

        • Professor Griff

          you're right. the 14 year olds are the ones who can't accept an alternate opinion without resorting to insults. she ain't all that banging. just because she's the hottest chick YOU could get with, isn't a reflection on everyone else. you think she's all that. others don't. deal with it.

          • Jeff

            She IS hot! lol

        • Jac

          dude she looks like a female Neil Patrick Harris………

        • Jawbone

          Shut the fuck up, virgin.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Those aren't abs, those are ribs.

        • hmmm

          obliques dumb ass

          • Mmm_Ciao

            Regardless, they aren't abs.

            • ihatehaters

              do you know what obliques are?

    • hwath

      Yes please!

  • thaomeow

    #33, I love Conan.

    • Whoopi_G

      Team Coco!

    • Felcus

      When he kicks her, the blonde chick on the right laughs. Classic.

      • Notme

        she actually laughs herself

    • Murphy O'Sullivan

      Just giving her an Irish kiss

  • Sean McCallister

    #30 …….What?

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      Its a Lamborghini… they're lucky it didn't catch on fire.

    • PRN

      This photo is taken in Kosovo

  • Marcus

    #3 Stay Classy Boston

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Ah Boston, you're the white version of Baltimore.

      • joe shabadoo

        such predictable responses…

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

      that's how all celtics fans feel….

    • trashy

      That's really one of the more trashier parts of town.

  • Markoda

    #48 A beautiful bum, and a beautiful smile – I declare this day done!

    • yuck

      and a gigantic forehead.

  • Dave

    #13 Saw…The Beginning.

    • Felcus

      Bite the pillow… I'm going in Lego.

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    #47 How true. Don't worry kid, I'll get my chance…go take a nap…

  • Elbie

    #14 Chive on, hottie!

    #22 f*cking cute, can't resist… awwwwww

  • Rolo__Tomasi

    #9 I think most of us are blinded by the same thing.

    • bob_the_cook

      What, horses in bras? I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker did modelling?

      • Rolo__Tomasi

        What horse? Like the Matrix, all I see are bras, panty, thong, strapless, halter top…

      • Jack Henoff

        please tell that joke again. it's so original and funny after a billion times……

  • bob_the_cook

    #12- Been there too many times… doing it again tonight. Gonna KCCO (in my black!)

  • Brother Maynard

    #2 Could be the intro to a porno.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Starring #19

    • MAChiver

      If she is an indication of the content – I am all set.

  • http://twitter.com/Eswin17 @Eswin17

    #14 female Neil Patrick Harris

    • kcco

      ^redundant^

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      #42 I think Banksy is going to not end well in the forth coming Zombie Apocalypse…thoughts?

      • Jac

        don't care. just so long as i don't have to hear about his sanctimonious, ham-handed bullshit anymore, it'll all work out okay.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      I see it.

    • SmileAlready

      When I look at her pic, for some reason I don't see a dude.

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