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I hate my job (27 Photos)

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  • douche baggins

    #18 MOAR

    • HatBomb

      I can't imagine she hates her job.

    • Acesevens

      Hot women can sell anything to men.

    • workingbruin

      Yes, MOAR Ducati girl!

    • KillinTime

      It's already bad news if I'm walking into a Ducati dealership. If she was my salesperson I'd be in debt right now.

      • waka

        MOAR Ducatis!

        • indosilver

          buy ALL the DUCATI'S!!!!!

    • Sportclassic Rider

      moar .. Moar….MOAR!
      my local Ducati dealership could do with a sales person upgrade
      Fancy moving to New Zealand?❤

    • dominantone

      I think I would buy anything from this chick.

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      pleeeease moar

    • http://www.facebook.com/john.m.ames JohnnyDucati

      I sell Ducati's as well, and it can get boring when you get 20 people sitting on your bikes and not buying anything in an afternoon. But hey, when you work around ultra-high performance machines like these all day, boredom is ok now and then🙂

    • Matt

      As a 749 and Monster S2R1000 owner, wife me? Ducati of Seattle could use an extremely attractive saleswoman… Nothing but dudes in that place. However, I'm pretty sure you could convince me to buy a Diavel…

  • MOAR

    These can be a bummer. What about all of the cool places Chivers work?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I second that…how about an "I Love my Job" post.

      • amrith777

        I third it.I say that in this economy and so many out of work,anyone with a job should at least be GRATEFUL for it.

    • Timmer

      Agreed!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #22
    Turn around & take another!

    • 0331

      And another, and another, and another,….

    • Boozer

      She's a stunner alright! MOAR Please!

    • chucklesclown

      Excellent suggestion. Perhaps you should be every attractive woman's personal adviser.

    • lucas

      I challange you to find where she works!!! cant make out what her shirt say!! HELP CHIVERS!!!

      • MattKL

        Looks like her shirt says 'Cougar Club Casino'.

        Giggity.

    • Texas Longshanks

      could be Copper Club Casino. i think it's in Montana.

    • kitty_karloso

      I like the front just fine.

    • MOAR 22

      MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! #22

    • john v.

      definitely. freckles, red hair, killer body…. moar please!

    • Herbys

      Mmm, if she follows your advise she would be taking a picture of the wall.

  • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

    #3 Beans for dinner.

  • joseph

    #9 pyramid scheme!

    • Matt

      I'm afraid you don't understand what a pyramid scheme is.

      • tapsnapornap

        Or a pyramid

        • chucklesclown

          Got scheme down though.

    • Wally

      I am an Assistant Manager, this makes me want to hang myself.

  • Charles

    #18

    Her "I think a guy with a ducatti is sexy"
    Me "I'll take two"

    • Noodles

      She prefers men who can spell Ducati.

      • Charles

        haha shit… good eye my bad.

    • Fryy

      Shut up and take my money!

  • t-ravis

    i must have a ducati

    • tapsnapornap

      Me too, I know it's around here somewhere…

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    My job makes my pants super tight!!!

  • Dazed

    #19 Asian drivers. Forever shitty

    • therealguy

      Dumbass comment. Forever douchebag.

    • Andy the Accountant

      Can't be an Asian driving. That's a blue collar job.

    • https://www.facebook.com/themostinterestingtravintheworld Travis Excalibur Smith

    • 氣青強

      It might be racist, but its also fact.

  • bob_the_cook

    #23 – I'd hold it.

    • bearjew

      Fuck that noise. That movie gave me nightmares

  • kal50

    #3 He was never warned about farting at work…

  • Coop

    #18 WHEREEEE? I will agree to buy a ducati for a hump day photoshoot!

  • sleepysteve

    #9 So the black cat is the idiot jackass middle manager that only got promoted over you because of affirmative action? That's racist chive!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      You realize the CEO should be above the President too right?

    • Dr_Batman

      That's it, I'm getting Al Sharpton.

  • Jack Henoff

    #18 I bet she's a easy sell !

    • loyal chiver

      an*

      • Jack Henoff

        don't give a shit*

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #21 City workers

    • Birdhaus32

      Mexicans think of everything! I definitely did this when I worked on a roof. it's a great chair

  • BGrimsleyII

    #18
    Shes got to have great sales numbers

  • etcrr

    #26 I use to fucking hate that when it happens, what a pain in the ass

    • windowlicker

      This is not good because the boxes fell out of the back of the truck. They are no longer stacked neatly and that is bad. Someone will have to stack them neatly once again and they will probably hate that job.

      • etcrr 131p

        #16 Totally agree windowlicker. This is also a really bad situation I know because I seen it and it is bad. All the stuff is all spilled and turned over and now someone who stacks things has to stack it in better stacks so the stacks no longer fall and make a bad situation and they will probably hate doing that because it is hard to stack things that have become unstacked in such a bad way such as in this bad way. Great post chive, really, well done, I applaud you.

        • 1st

          First!

        • Stan

          I salute all of the stackers and packers in the above pictures thamk you for your services you are truly heros I salute you

          • Lisa

            Heros? Um…no. I'm grateful for stackers and packers that keep things moving where they gotta go but the word "hero" doesn't apply, imo.

        • DemBone

          Not sure if you noticed, but #16 is not because of poor stacking…
          The wood on the left side is the floor.
          This is a turned over truck o.0

  • CableGuy2012

    #16
    At least they'll have enough energy to clean it up!

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    I hate motorcycles but #18 could probably sucker me into buying one.

    • tapsnapornap

      Man card…hand it over.

      • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

        For hating motorcycles? They've turned into crotch rockets for guys with small dicks. If it was an old chopper than maybe.

        • tapsnapornap

          Yes, for hating motorcycles. Even if you've had a terrible bike accident, you don't end up hating them but develop a healthy respect and reverence for them even though (and because) you're now scared shitless of them. Also, do you inspect the dicks of these crotch rocketeers? Man card…

  • iXOredheds

    #7 very nice. I'm going to copy but use rare mountain lion with an Apple logo.

  • iXOredheds

    Damn hard to chive as #10, starting to love my job more

  • Bill G

    #14

    Didnt get it until I said it out loud. Surprised they got 'tree' right.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      No shit. How do people like that even fucking breathe?? You want frize with that??

  • DB Conor

    #2 It's a dirty job, but someone has to keep track of political promises.

  • VedHead77

    Chive – Y U tease with Hump Day post on Tuesday, then remove it?

    Anyone else catch that? Playing Long Island iced tea pong again?

  • tv_paul

    #22 You work at a Casino, okay I like to place a Come Bet.

    • Gambler

      can anyone tell what Casino? oh wait I was just trying to read her bewbs… my bad!

      • manilovefilmsdylan

        Copper Club.

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