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  • TTU Chiver

    first

    • Holy Shit WTF

      You may or may not have reached the pinnacle of your life.

    • Douche

      You suck.

    • OHSH!T

      The heavy metal classroom one, the three dudes by the wall one, and the Star Wars one have all been used before. The site is really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel, and I didn't even think that was possible with all the crap out there.

      • 13Aliens

        you should get a full refund….bet that just pisses you off…

        • OHSH!T

          Actually, yes. The site that is supposed to entertain me didn't do it's job properly.

    • jon

      nobody cares

  • graysquiral

    first bitches

  • Alan

    ^ both of you are idiots.

    • TTU Chiver

      thanks bud love you too 😀

    • Retrovert

      And again we have an idiot feeding the attention whores. Good job! Give yourself a high five to the face with a brick.

      • TTU Chiver

        Will do!

      • TTU Chiver

        dont you worry I will, I hope you have a great day that if filled with fantastic adventures

        • Brutal_Deluxe

          Let it go

      • ColaChiver

        You have some anger issues that may or may not involve you and sneaky uncle gary when you were little. Calm down, Francis.

  • dahcj

    #4 Awesome shirt….Why isn't this the way it really is???

    • Megan

      It IS the way it is at my house 😉

      • Bud

        Want to come to my house Megan?

      • LooWho?

        Gurrrrl that's what I was gonna say…. ALL them thangs at my house, too! :$ Somebody (dahcj) just chose poorly…….

    • zaffa

      because we let them vote

    • https://www.facebook.com/johnathan.augustine Johnathan Augustine

      it is that way…while youre at work

    • Verbal_Kint

      It is, and I feel bad for you if it's not in your home…

  • HOSSYMOTO

    Nice to see some trek love. # 16

    • Josh

      Spaces are our enemy. #16

      • Nicnac

        Space is our enemy*

  • Dazed

    #30 ata boy! Let her listen to her music on the radio. Listen to your own on headphones haha. Oh and she must of dropped something

    • Fucknuts

      The car, no shirt, the hair, the headphones, the head…….Fucking Overload!!!

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Her parents must be so proud of their little girl. She has truly nailed it with him.

        • HOOK

          Gotta love gettin 'road head'.

          • WonHunLo

            Like A Boss

    • Vent187

      Haha, the guy looks like such a dirtbag.

      • Travis

        The driver is ugly too

    • http://www.zombieoutbreakresponseteam.com/blog ChaosThirteen

      'MERICA…..

      F*** YEA!!!

      • Guest

        Canada bitches!

    • MrSusan20

      "she must of dropped something"

      *she must HAVE dropped something.

      I are grammar man. be fear of me.

    • Notknowing

      She is balls deep into finding that something

    • passwordistaco

      That dude MUST be in a band. Only way ugly, scraggly, broke dudes pull tail like that.

  • https://www.facebook.com/JohannOyama Ricardus Rodríguez

    #16 Not bad

    • Salt

      I'd phaser.

    • manny

      don't understand sorry 😦

    • kcco

      hot

    • Corey

      I'd nail it.

    • myself

      I used to play STO with her and her husband. long ago before it sucked and became pay to win. She was embarrassed that she forgot to put out her thumb and removed the photo from the costume thread she put it in. But, the Internet had already gotten a hold of it.

      Took her a while to realize no one gave a damn that she messed it up.

      • bob

        tell her we need more.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          and ask her what other costumes she has

    • annienk

      I'm a chick and I'm willing to admit she's the hottest/cutest Vulcan I've ever seen.

  • Eric

    #4 is awesome, but doesn't cook…

    • Dylan

      If she's willing to do everything else on that shirt, AND actually wear the shirt – I can do the cooking.

    • DaddyD

      etc. includes cooking

    • odoyle rules

      etc also includes suckin down on farts

  • lfsg

    #1 love how thor's hammer says thur

    • Fucknuts

      Hulk's "special" brother, Hank

      • Hank

        "Hank smush!"

      • Comic Book Guy

        hulk is already borderline retarded, you noob.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #20 Faith in humanity slowly decreasing….

    • morebeer

      Slowly??

      • Ned_Plimpton

        If it was the Kardashian's it'd be gone.

  • jkmcdermott

    #1 is hilarious and I believe #30 is doing it completely right.

  • Levian

    Lot if repeats, but still a great post!

    • Csquared303

      of*

      • Levian

        Don't give a crap

    • Travis

      So many repeats…

  • Martin_McFly

    #16 I would nail it… yes I would.

    • mikeltn

      I may not offer the long part, but in two minutes she will understand prosper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #21 Awesome

  • me...BN!!!

    #6 GO BIG BLUE!!!!

    • electric boogalo

      Do they even have degrees there?

      • Lunch_Box

        Stupid question.

    • InvertedCheeze

      lol…. whoever made the cake took one finger off it's left paw and put it on it's right paw.

      this is anatomically INCORRECT

  • Lawrence

    #4… W.I.F.E.C…. The cooking is just as important

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Do you stupid mother fuckers not know what etc means?
      wiki
      Et cetera (in English; /ɛtˈsɛtərə/; Latin pronunciation: [ɛt ˈkeːtɛra]) (rare: etceteros) is a Latin expression that means "and other things", or "and so forth". It is taken directly from the Latin expression which literally means "and the rest (of such things)" and is a loan-translation of the Greek "καὶ τὰ ἕτερα" (kai ta hetera; "and the other things". The more usual Greek form is "καὶ τὰ λοιπά" kai ta loipa: "and the remainder"). Et means "and"; cētera means "the rest"

      abreviated etc.

      • rob_burgundy

        I believe etc, is an olden wooden ship used in the civil war era.

        • Koont

          I thought he was the old guy who posts obvious comments all the time on the Chive…

  • Woop

    #16 yes. yes indeed. #18 what movie is that?

    • Penal_Colony

      Sea of Love. Samuel was the guy at the very beginning who yelled out to Al Pacino to give everyone the bad news first.

      • ColaChiver

        Correction. He was the "black" guy who yelled out to Pacino.

    • jkc

      wasnt he also the "black guy" holding up the Mcdowells in Coming to America? Getting his ass handed to him by Eddie Murphy…"yes, yes, shoot thee ball"

  • Acesevens

    #30
    We have a winner, but why the headphones?

    • chris

      so he doesnt have to listen to the bitching

      • Boozer

        I don't think she's talking much at that moment…

    • Josh

      to drown out the nom nom slurp slups

      • luke

        that's like going to the movies and not getting popcorn

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      When getting a blow job…one doesn't ask why….

  • charlie

    I think I just became a trekker. #16

    • BigWhiteCaulk

      I just became a fapper

    • goaheadandhate

      *Trekkie

      • mickey

        *Trekker….

  • WelfareDept

    #28 invitation?

    • charlie

      For skin cancer maybe.

    • BRNIDVL

      It puts the sun block on its skin!

    • Dibbler

      *SLAP* …..and run like fuck.

    • STS

      she would benefit from a trip to the hospital. burns that bad will blister within 48 hours and the application of any healing ointment will be unbearable. painkillers help. as a pastey white kid that has lived in florida all his life, i know first hand. actually, send her to the burn unit for skin grafts.

      One time i applied spray aloe instead of spray sunscreen by mistake for an entire day on the boat. it was not as bad as her burn, but i blistered like hell and couldnt bear anything touching me for 4-5 days.

      • tralfaz

        At least you brought your inhaler.

    • Tim

      I hear taking a hot shower will help take away some of the "sting". LOL

  • wkdfrog

    #1 Hulk Killed me, funniest fail costume ever!

    • press

      Kermit the Frog on steroids, speed, and meth.

      • ronbot

        i love how he took a green man costume (always sunny) and made it into an anorexic hulk.

    • Master_Rahl

      The Thor guy looks an awful lot like Vincent D'Onofrio from Adventures in Babysitting

    • Notknowing

      WTF is the guy between thur and greenman

      • troof

        Liquor Box Man

  • Danno

    #30…
    I want one!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i know! That looks like an awesome awesome pair of headphones

    • mickey

      …you could always stage your own, like this one

  • curtis

    #30 fuckin awesome! feels good and you dont have to listen to her bitch for the entire car ride!

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #28 i want to be just like you when i grow up!

    • ColaChiver

      huh?

    • chucklesclown

      A lobster?

  • miss lisa

    #31 hurts just watching it.

    • RealZoo

      I was thinking, "That's a cool move………uhhhh, no it's not!!!"

    • epropst90

      I couldn't stop laughing X-D

      • iggy Catalpa

        I just kept thinking "How did he NOT break his spine?" It was silent and I still heard the CRACKing.

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