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Your dress is cutting off the circulation to my brain (29 Photos)

June 12, 2012 | In: Hot Women

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brian

Can I say moar and less?!?!

blue_bronco

Tight-Ass Dress Tuesday
DirtyArmySpecialist

yes… there are a lot of hot guys in this post.
brian

I almost forgot to say FIRST!!!
Smitty

Robert Palmer would approve.

rick

#28 I don't think she is wearing a dress…

joe

nobody tell her!
Tom

The dress is wearing her
BruceWayne

#28 is fine.
But What The Fuck! #12

BSmike

Sophie Turner maybe? And looks a little shopped.

OhSomeEvil

don't just look at it eat it!

Vent187

Great line from a great movie.

Drew

I think that's Dylan.

Tee

I need to get laid. jeez

CDD

Tried that. A lot. Doesn't work. Still looking at pictures.
Timbo

story of my life right there

Fred

#3
I found Waldo's sister!

BRNIDVL

Good enough for me!
Nishtai

I'd lick her like a candy cane from heaven
Gnole

Poor Waldo got fucked in the gene department.
Societyman

Great! Now lets find her again!

Attaxia

#28 Man feet ?

RealZoo

Really? Is that what you noticed?

Attaxia

Man feet = Man penis

random882

Agree 100%… Also, yes it was the first thing I noticed.

98434

also agreed. the guys that don't notice things like that have probably hooked up with quite a few trannies in their time. just sayin.

JP

Her name is Dylan. She can be found at http://mydylan.tumblr.com/
You're welcome

mike

definitely a dude

Jac

close. a horse-dude.

Tom

#18
What kind of dress requires you to pull your pants down?

paco

The one you wear in a fitting room…
CHIVERILLO

Pretty much all of these dresses made me pull my pants down

dahcj

This is by far the funniest comment I have ever read on thechive.
JohnsShadow

Funniest comment ever on The Chive.
nathan

HILARIOUS COMMENT!

Mdaddy

Stolen!
ChestRockwell

The good kind!!!!
john long

buy it! buy it!
George Zip

I think she's wearing it as a top with the jeans; it's a Batgirl kind of thing — she's almost instantly ready to go out after work and fight Jokers and Riddlers.
John

The kind where u shouldn't be complaining about a girl pulling her pants down

Wilson

I would do the unforgivable to them

bob

what, disappoint them sexually?

Ben

Good. God.
Elbie

love #19

Shearer

Made me rise to attention.
like to eat that.

I am suddenly craving mud pie.

Jak

#15 good lord more please!!!

hotrippr

Butter MILFster Duckface a new rare breed
Dan

OMG ! Awesome has reached a new level ! My dream of what Heaven could be like in its most sublime moment…….

mattgonzo

find them all!!
RealZoo

#24 I prefer brunettes but exceptions can be made.
Rollout25

#3 I think we found Waldo's hot sister!

Lucidity

where's walda?

SmileAlready

#4 Can you slip into the outfit hanging behind you? Just asking…

rikshaw ricky

Tan skin and a yellow dress….perfect!!

KO617

Go0d eyes! MOAR with the black number behind you please.

Dylan

Jessica Burciaga (or something like that)
Guest

Hands down the winner today! Dayum!!

Rollout25

#10 When she said, "KISS MY ASS" one of those girls became Legen…wait for it

Pow!

Girl on the left goes to rutgers. Name is Natasha

wolfpack

Girl on the left needs to submit some pictures! Wow!
DoomsDayDub

Screw the troll doll. Who is the one in the middle. You must find her!

ColaChiver

dary
Thatguy

MOAR of the middle one…nice ass

mooseknuckle907

#3 #9 #21 #29
Thank you…you beautiful women
Giants Fan

Mmmmm yoga pants, butt for the body!
trevorcorey

#24 what a smoke show, #29 rear entry?

etcrr

This "smokeshow" term has got to go. Stupid.

Insolent Behavior

While I agree with you, I refuse to give you a thumbs up due to your name.
dub

agreed. these dudes watch too much spike tv.

http://www.GremlinPrince.com GremlinPrince

#24 DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim

#10 when you see it you will be dirty like me

Ubdilly

Can you say Jail bait
pile0rocks

i also am dirty like you

Jay

Yeah, once you look around the photo you can see the desk is placed quite oddly between them.

troof

White dress is a future BBC worshiper, no question

sqott

One in the middle is money

CaNaDaaa

YUP!!!!
StupidityAlwaysWins

ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE CHIVE, please, everyday I see these so called beautiful women. We all know that the only perfect girl is Paula. Yes these girls are pleasing to the eye but they all lack the integrity of a woman, a strong and confident woman like Paula. She may fart the answers to nobodies questions, she may sit on a throne of the all the lost children of Atlantis, but she has standards. Paula is the reason why I wake up every morning and am free to dump my waste of last night mozzarella sticks in peace..PAULA GALLERY PLEASE

Reggie Noble

Who the heck is Paula?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Damned if I know.
Btw I can't get John to post my galleries no matter how much they suck. I've tried… So I get back to him by hiding his Kleenex on friday mornings, BOY does he hate that… Dunno why, might have something to do with the "Sexy Chivers Selection Process", as he calls it. Dunno what it is, but it happens behind a locked and soundproof door.

Hugs,
Paula
- the busy thing in the basement.

Rhodricc

I'm curious as to who Paula is too. And I'd like to hear her fart an answer to a question I'm not asking.

Jammy

Paula is a tranny I think… Either that or part Yeti. Either way not much to look at.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Wrong, I've made hump day and burn your bra several times and got plenty of good happy comments. I'll be damned to point out what photos of course, I need to be elusive.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to fap to

pile0rocks

To those who ask
Paula: the troll Chive keeps in its basement that sometimes escapes and wreakes hilarious havoc all over the comment section

adored by (very) few, hated by many

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Your last statement is completely logical; yet your tiny brain probably doesn't see it.
- I have a large army of minions (Chivers, mostly).
- all my minions love to hate me.
- hence: 'hated by many'. See meow, minion?

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

SockMoney17

Paula is a GUY..Everyone knows this.
Foofoo

Disturbing.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

It makes me a little sad how many people voted down this comment. C'mon guys, if you take Paula seriously, you may need to lighten up a little.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

<3
Btw I'm never eating your cupcakes again. Last time I did I woke up in a ditch and my ass hurt like hell. Ironicaly that somehow reminded me of how I dump my roofie drinking Chivers… weird huh?

Oh and for some weird reason I found your wristband up my ass… How the hell did that get there!?

Hugs,
Paula
- kinda confused right meow

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Me? I didn't send you cupcakes… but come to think of it, I did get a "special" order request from Mac the other day…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Did that request involve round white tablets meow?
I don't trust Mac, but he's pretty
weird.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

Look at all these noobs asking who Paula is! its funny and yet a bit saddening! Everyone needs to know Paula!

_wayfarer

And let me guess, you also thnik that a chiver must have a BFM or KCCO shirt? Saddening is thinking the chive started and ended the moment you got into it. KCCO dude.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Aggh, what do YOU know… you've new here.
I'm a Chiver, but I don't have a Chive shirt. See meow?

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first. – MarthaJeane"

joe

#29 classy and sexy. This has gotta be one of my favorite gallery. I will be having a forever boner tonight.

Jeff

Well, if it lasts longer than 4 hours make sure you seek medical attention.
Assman

Best gallery!

b3nje909

I would let #9 date me

Dr_StrangePants

I would let 19 date-rape me

Guest

#19 no need to scroll up.
A Gentleman

i'd date rape the fuck out of her

Dax

and that is probably why you can't get a date. At least I hope you never get any…..cause you're a offensive prick.

Mac

It's a shame so many of these are shopped…None the less… Fapety fap fap fap…!

littleebird

Hey now, mine is completely un-shopped! (:

love, #20.

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