• Andy Valentine

    #5 – Whoever took that has bigger balls than me, and I don't mind admitting it.


    #5 I'd lose it

    • Sunshinesarah

      This gives me extreme anxiety!

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #10 This is getting me all excited to do the Color Me Rad race. So fun!

    • Lise

      Thought the same thing…Running the one in Boston. Can't wait!

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Hey me too!

    • Dee

      me too!!!

  • Mike the SEXUAL

    im gettin laid tonight wooo!!!!!

    • Grow up loser

      This must be from a fat chick! Only losers announce when they get laid. Kind of like the guy who constantly asks you how many beers have you had tonight and no matter how many you respond with he always has had 2 more. Only queers count beers!

    • WayDownUnder

      You know it's a very rare occurrence when…

      • usmc_chiver

        must be married…

        • Frank

          I'm married and "get laid" all the time. If your wife doesn't have a lot of sex with you, you probably suck in the sack.

          • usmc_chiver

            Alright West Virginia… when you marry your sister, that shit doesn't count. She's thinks you don't suck cause she doesn't know any better yet…

  • zoom

    #10. Gesundheit, dude.

  • miss lisa

    #4 & #16 – I wouldn't mind being at either of these places right about now.

    • shyspartan

      I think I'd like to be there too.. Can i join you?

  • tara

    #12. Aw, none of the other buildings will play with him.

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 all you can eat hot spicy curry the day after!

  • etcrr 131p

    #19 Oh I get it it's cool because those are nor really the colors of the roses they are painted and it is cool because they are tie-dyed which is cool. Very nice find Chive good job, this is wonderful.

    • nywolf

      In case anyone was wondering, these are Happy Roses. They are made in Holland but shipped to most of the world: http://www.happy-roses.com/

  • press

    #23. I'd feel like Indiana Jones here. Just waiting for arrows to shoot out of the walls.

  • jimbozo

    My eyes just came.

  • bob_the_cook

    #9 & #17 win!

    • meh

      made these as a background

  • Saskguy26

    What is #3? its freaking beastly and beautiful

    • yep

      Oprah's new dildo.

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Looks like a turbine

      • sdawg


    • Corey

      It looks like a jet turbine.

    • SpaceMonkey

      An SGT5-4000F gas turbine. It's used for power generation.

      • Tulsa Chiver

        True story^^^

  • DrunkOldMan

    Sex toy for Lady Gaga

  • DudeManBroGuy

    #3 Turbofan!!

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    My pants get tighter with every post

  • amberlamps

    The mobile ads are preventing me from reaching an eyegasm.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #15 Not exactly an eyegasm. More like…………..a bleak kitchen.

    • gromtown

      most un-gasm thing i think ive ever seen

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #16 I need to get away

    • B-rye

      where is this?!

    • RealZoo

      Goggle sources say it's the Skogafoss waterfall in Iceland.

  • usmc_chiver

    #15 – This kitchen looks empty. Why is the house's female unit not operating the controls?

  • GuinessHangover

    #17 Gave me a premature eyegasm…

    • chivepolice

      There are TWO N's in GUINNESS.

      • GuinessHangover

        Thanks, but IntenseDebate only allows 15 characters per screen name, "GuinnessHangover" is 16.

  • Cecil


  • slany

    #10 Guy was probably coughing shit up for a week after this…

    • map


    • ColaChiver

      Colorful shit…

  • SadeShadz

    #14 #19 ♥

  • insanely great

    #4 wow gorgeous!, where is that anyone know?

    • Koont

      Turnbury Park in South Africa

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