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June 13, 2012 |
In: Funny, Meme
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#14 I don't know why, but this stalker chick gives me a boner…
Stalker boners are usually the fullest
I would have her baby sounds crazy but more of her
I would have her baby too.. O_o
It's because she looks like she do degrading things for your attention.
Gives good head.
As long as she doesn't have a bald spot, she looks like everyone else
fake number, fake name bang this chick n feel no shame. Splash
She's super cute. I can't stop picturing her as a great "Amy Sullivan" for Don Coscarelli's "John Dies At The End". Weird…
looks like AppleMilk1988 from Youtube.
you sick bastard
#8 just pips #7.
But, hey, everyone is a winner here!
Oh yeah, it is hilarious that in reality a dingo ATE a baby and a woman went to jail for three years for being wrongfully accused of killing her own child.
No really it is too funny.
I laughed harder than i should
Definitely the best one
i fuckin hate how i sang every 1 of them to get to the punchline.
i was really hoping for an arrested development reference in there somewhere lol
I laughed harder at #18
First…but I doubt it when it posts. FML….at least this weekend is Prairie Fest!!
What the fuck are you even talking about?
#7 wins… that is all.
I actually spit on my monitor after reading this… too f'in funny
You know you read it with an accent too
I actualy laughed out loud! I aint even stoned…yet
I said it out loud in my Elaine from Seinfeld voice!
without a doubt!!!
and yet the stupid PEDO-VAN one, that doesnt even rhyme, gets more thumbs up… lame!
Was at work when I read this and everyone looked at me crazy when I laughed a little too hard at this
But I'm a dingo, and i ate your baby
AND IT WAS TASTY!!
#18 not cool
Have to say I agree. That was taking it just a bit too far.
oh dont be silly, my dad had it, and it sucked.. but when you make fun of it you lessen the impact and conversational stigma that it has. laughter is the best medicine!
Alzheimers took it over the top??? The Kiddy rape van was ok but dont make fun of a disease that people cant control…? Nicely done Douche!
my thoughts exactly… kiddy rape van seems a bit more terrible than laughing at the elderly/sickly. But 80-90% of the things on this site are low brow, and totally awesome at the same time. So who's judging?
I was really upset by one of these, but I can't remember which one.
Only one that made me laugh. Guess I'm going to hell.
It's his face dude, look at his face lol!
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but loosen up and get a sense of humor maybe?
Hey did we just meet or did BOOMstick just discover the internet??? Look! Squirrel!!!
Well hey there, Debbie fucking Downer.
Very Cool made me lol
Get off the site if you're going to be a bitch and get emotional about it. This site was made for Men, not faggots.
#1 Yea… that conversation was NOT pleasant…
Brought back memories, eh?
Are you sure you're not talking about Lea Thompson's Mammaries?
Dude, come on, that's my Mom you're talkin' about!
Sorry, hey maybe you can answer this. How come nobody ever noticed that your girl friend Jennifer changed between the first 2 trips through time? Did Doc screw things up?
Black helicopter inbound. Do not resist.
was just checking these out yesterday. Very funny. HATE THAT SONG!!!
The song is the worst piece of shit I've ever heard.
Anyone who likes it is a little girl ,gay boy, or oxygen deprived adult. No exceptions.
Why thank you! It pulls to the right just a little but it… oh wait, you probably just forgot the comma…
Hahaha! These are great!!
No. No they're not. They're actually incredibly fucking lame
Pretty much all of them made me LOL. Especially #4 #6 #10.
#11 #15 #18 Agreed, these ones did pretty well, too. Made me get the 'why is that weirdo laughing to himself' stare as someone walked by
#18 SUCKS MAN
#1 Lea Thompson was hot in BttF.
I say the original Jennifer was hotter
Which one? Claudia Wells or Elisabeth Shue? I like Shue, because if the Shue fits wear it.
She was rather boner inducing in Howard the Duck as well
All The Right Moves she gets naked and in Casual Sex nice butt shot.
Thumbs up for the aforementioned butt shot. That movie is almost worth it just for that.
best movie ever…
She's still pretty hot now too
#15 should be jerry sandusky and instead of a van a pool table. too soon?
Too soon would have been day after all that news broke a year or whenever ago. You're good.
I go to state college and i was making sandusky jokes since day one. Did you know TIGHT ENDS go to penn state to become WIDE RECIEVERS?
#8 No problemo!
I remember the story of a guy waking up after pretty much this exact situation. Freaked out because it burned horrifically when he peed.
Went to the Doc expecting the clap. Turns out it was a chili seed stuck in his wiener hole.
There is always danger when you travel south of the border. Especially when you're doing Rectal spelunking.
A chili seed in her (or his) turd? NASTY. And what are the chances of this happening?
I am DTF
#8 Fine!!! You talked me into it!
#10 …too soon??….Nah
i'm sure Ronald Poppo is laughing his face off now…
#18 I feel bad about laughing at this, but I did.
Yeah, I may be going to hell for laughing as hard as I did at this one.
not sure why this is the one everyone is feeling questionable about since face-chewing bath salts zombie, child abductor, and baby eating dingo memes also made the list.
america: where it's more socially acceptable to make fun of someone getting their face chewed off or their baby getting eaten by a dingo than to make a joke about alzheimers. merica, fuck yeah!
Hey, it's not like there's anyone here with Alzheimer's to get upset by it, and even if there is, they'll forget in a couple minutes.
#14 listens to this song on repeat
please someone help me find this video!!! i cannot believe i havent seen it!!!!!
that was hilarious!!!
#8 There's nothing to think about. I would in a heartbeat. [Side note - if a girl walks up to you and says "I just met you, wanna stick it in my ass?" and you walk away - turn in your man card now]
The only time that will happen is if its a ladyboy and I wouldnt walk away, Id run.
I don't know, man. Seems a little pointless if there's a perfectly good vagina just an inch and a half away. And condoms are usually just a quick run to the store.
how the hell do you know that vagina is perfectly good? hmmm hmmmm
I don't. However, that doesn't change my statement. Such an approach can be summed up by the following condition: if perfectly good vagina, then use that; else, explore other options.
unless you're in thailand
Fond of the STDs then?
Oh yeah, I'm sure you can't catch anything from some tramp walking up to you and telling you to bareback her asshole.
NO MAEBY FUNKE JOKES?!?!?!?! TOTALLY A MISSED OPEN DOOR!!
Speaking of open doors…. #8
There actually is a "Call Me Maeby" spin-off of this particular meme.
Hilarious post. #2 #7 are some of my faves. And #15 .. I laughed a little harder than what may be deemed appropriate. Hell, they all made me laugh harder than I should have. Thanks Chive!
#7 #8 and #10 cracked me up…ps that song blows
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