Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Chuck Norris

    #13 gave me a boner.. thanks

    • Chuck Norris

      but then #50 stole it… thanks

      • Chow Yun FAT

        #42 stole it for the win. YUM

    • Dylan

      Something about beads of water just makes this 1000x hotter.

      • Joey

        I know… I have this strong urge to lick her back. And forth.

      • Mike

        ^^ should be a song ๐Ÿ™‚

    • dee-rod

      Dar was great today, but are we really not celebrating kate upton's 20th birthday?

      • dee-rod

        3 days late, nevermind…

    • Holy Shit WTF

      You give me a boner Chuck Norris.

    • kitty_karloso

      Thanks dude. Really needed to hear about your boner.

    • Mit

      unfortunately probably no chivette – it's an image by the 'nearly famous' France/Australian photographer 'Denis Piel'

    • DoomsDayDub

      Am I the only one who was freaked out because at first glance it looked like it was body with a head chopped off???

  • Devon


    Congrats, also, you're stunning

    • BostonChiver34

      wowza! how long did it take?? congrats..lookin' good Chivette!

      • Some Guy

        This girl deserves to be COTW!!

        • Jess

          Please make this happen Chive!!

          • Yeahright

            These are the most thumbs up I have ever seen.

            • J. Blow

              Why is everyone celebrating a fat girl who finally looks how should have her whole life? Should have never been fat and lazy in the first place. Now under all those clothes she is probably covered in stretch marks and has lose sagging skin all over. Which would have never happened if she wasnt a typical fat lazy american to begin with. What about us people who strive to be healthy and fit everyday?? Thats the real hard work and dedication!! I mean good for you for finally losing weight and getting healthy, but I dont see the need for all the praise. Thats like praising a crack head for finally getting clean, when they should have never started smoking crack to begin with!!

              • Mrabelincoln456

                Dude. STFU and j'blow yourself.

              • sam

                i have never wanted to punch someone through my computer screen as much as i do right this second.

                • Jeff G73

                  What a douche! Who the f do you think you are? Just appreciate the beauty that she is now. F'n idiot!

                  • J. Blow

                    I do appreciate what she is now. But all the attention and everyone saying what an inspiration she is, is just ridiculous. How do we know she didnt go anorexic and starve herself for a year or get gastric bypass surgery or some other unhealthy means to lose all that weight. None of that is inspiring. We are the most obese country on the planet and its disgusting! She could wind up gaining all that weight back in the next couple years. Find someone in their 30's, 40's and 50's that is as fit and healthy as they were in their early 20's and thats real dedication and inspiration! It takes real hard work to eat healthy and stay fit as a lifestyle for a life time and those people who do that dont get any credit. But when all you other fat asses see another fat ass that finally decided to lose some weight, "Ohh my god, you're such an inspiration!… You're so amazing.. Blah, blah, blah… The point is no one should get to the point of where she was in her before pic in the first place!! Obesity is disgusting, unhealthy and the number one cause of death in the country!! You never see Fat OLD people!!

                    • patov40

                      The point is, four days later, you're still an asshole. Have a nice day! ๐Ÿ™‚

              • CDAug

                anti-chive sentiment here

    • Vent187

      Thats a lot of work. You look great.


      Great job! You should be very proud!

    • Dylan

      I honestly didn't realize this was the same woman the first time around.

      Amazing transformation. Congrats – you're a smoke show.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Same here. Thought the highlight of the 1st pic was supposed to be the giraffe photobomb.

        • robzombie9999

          The giraffe photobomb is pretty good. I didn't notice at first. I was too busy looking at the pretty girl

    • JoeMamma

      Hard work paid off big time u look great stick with it

    • https://www.facebook.com/ron.forsteriii Ron Forster III

      congrats!! you look beautiful

    • Wood Duck

      Wow, you look cute in both pics, i like the fact you changed your outward appearance look good. I trust you are as good on the inside. KCCO

    • http://twitter.com/gst1014 @gst1014

      You are truly stunning.

    • Poke4Life

      Great work darlin! You are smokingly gorgeous!

    • Jake

      Congrats! That's a big accomplishment and you look amazing

    • Ken

      You should go back to the zoo and see if the Giraffe who photobombed you recognizes you.

    • FromEdmontonAB

      Outstanding work. Absolutely inspiring. You walk tall, girl.

    • BobbyKong

      You look great! A real inspiration to anybody! Good work!

    • Barnbas

      Wow, don't know what else to say except well done.

    • Leroy Jenkins

      I think she wins the internet.

      • tcobmf

        Go fuck urself!!!

        • Chiver

          shut up bitch. you know you got a wizard sleeve cooch.

    • Draco

      If this isn't motivation for people Idk what is!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      {wolf whistle}
      okay fine, i'm going jogging

    • TheJake


    • who cares


      • mcfadinj

        I'm guessing you're extremely fat.

        • who cares

          Assume that I am.

          Still After

          • Dr_Fap

            You are definitely a bad ass.

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.b.richardson1 Charles B. Richardson

      That's awesome Devon, congratulations and Chive on!

      • AFCAJAX

        Is that her name?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

      Great job!! I vote for Chivette of the week.

    • Tim

      Wow that's awesome you are even more sexy.now

    • Kyle

      Much agreed, keep the hard work up, you look amazing! And your smile shows your happiness.

    • jb12345

      scrolling down i saw ur old pic first, and i still saw the same beauty as in the new pic. u were and are gorgeous. keep up the excellent healthy choice tho! kisses from a fellow chiver

    • jjj

      lulz, i thought this pic was about the giraffe photobombing, but then i was like, damn that's pretty cool

    • ChrisfromFresnoCA

      Holy crap! I was staring at the first pick thinking"what am i missing here? why is this on the DAR?" and then realized what it was after glancing at the comments. You are soo beautiful.

    • Dylan

      Dammmmmmmmnnn!! Congrats! And we all benefit from ur hard work!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Get on that quickly whoever knows her & lives close to her… Chicks are always looking to a get laid quick after a major weight loss as an extra confidence booster.

      I know this because I'm the asshole who takes advantage of it.

      • Honestlyned

        Sure you are………

    • Guest

      Good for you! You may have fewer health problems, but you may have more issues with causing car wrecks and having men trying to buy you drinks and stuff.

    • yup

      Hopefully her fat girl personality survived the transition….

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

      Amazing! Seriously that's so awesome. However, your smile is pretty regardless

    • Beeler

      I don't know how to reply with pictures so……link http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22028

    • robzombie9999

      you look great in both pics

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.keogh.733 James Keogh

      Holy f&#k, well done.

    • Johnny

      Hell Yeah!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D1985 James Dobry

      #50 Congrats on the weight loss. I hope to do the same some day soon, i've already lost 35 lbs already

    • farlee30

      kick ass photo you look great

  • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB


    Neither have I….neither have I.

    • The Truth

      #30 is also damn near perfect

      • Jason

        Good to see more SD chivettes showing up lately.

  • Taco_Depot

    #13 moarmoarmoarmaormaormariamfasfa,moa,aroa,oar,oar

    • QwertySauce

      I concur with what I think you said.

    • Giant Douche

      Have none of you heard of internet porn before? The comments are all about the girls in the bikinis. It's summertime people, get out to the beach and you can see girls like that in real life.

      I dunno, maybe I'm big ole grouch. I thoroughly enjoyed this DAR. Lots of throwback pictures that made me smile.

    • Buffalo

      I like your choice of swimwear very much…hope it becomes a trend!! HEEHEEHEE

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #7 Boston needs to do this. Stay tuned!

    • BostonPauly

      Anytime, Anywhere- but I still haven't been able to score a goddamn shirt yet! How would anyone know I'm a chiver?

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        I'm pretty sure that's why people shout Chive On! ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Jennifer

          You may want to re-think that stupid fucking hat.

          • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

            Ouch cat fight.

            I'm guessing its a Derby Party hat.

    • Hutch

      Worcester here! I'm in ๐Ÿ™‚

    • OKC Chiver

      What! Why did I not hear about this till afterwards. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • ThunderChiver

        If I had known about this I would have been there in a heartbeat!

        • ZacHart96

          June 1st…

    • Matt


    • BeerSharks19

      I am down for a Boston Meet!

    • BSmike

      I'm in!!

    • yup


    • Joe


    • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

      This should really happen.

  • Anonymous

    #1 To the BatCave!

  • Working_Donkey

    #1 To the Batcave!

    • Timmay

      Holy shit.

      You might use that thing once in a while before it starts resembling a abandoned mine shaft.

      Case in point.

      • Allan

        Nothing wrong with saving the rainforest , If it ain't hairy it's scary!

    • Dr_StrangePants


  • Chuck Norris

    #13 gave me a boner… thanks

    • Ned_Ryerson

      and quite possibly brain damage??

    • The_New_First!

      #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25

    • kitty_karloso

      Yes! More about your boner. This is what great comments are made of!

  • lando


    Upside Down Bikini Chivette should be the Chivette of the Week right after #50

    • https://www.facebook.com/Roboturner421 Matthew Hall

      I agree #50 should def get her own post!

      • MICHAEL

        I agree as well

        • Kushin4ThePushin

          i think so too but it should be all pics of her when she was fat. not enough big girls on here

    • Slim Jim

      i think #16 is gorgeous. please give her her own post.
      p.s. why don't we invade countries with women like this anymore?
      Army chiver

      • Schnizz

        Her boobs seem drastically smaller on the third pic

        • Dr_Fap

          The twins in the first pic a fake and the last pic is all natural, I am calling BS on this being the same girl.

    • SA#Greetings

      SA have the most beautiful women in the world, period. Do you guys even know how sore my neck is after a night out! Look left, look right..

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacquesmichaelleroux Jacques Michael le Roux

      Suid Afrika…fok ja!!

  • bro

    Fuckin CHIVE! BAD ASS HUMP DAR!!!!!


    #27 is perfect

    • david

      mydylan.tumblr.com I promise you will not be disappointed.

      • zgl

        agreed – dylan has one of the most phenomenal humps in history…and thankfully for us shes blessed the chive with much evidence. thanks dylan!

        • Mike

          I follow Dylan on Tumblr and she is absolutely amazing..she has a body to die for..

      • CBURR

        I was not. Thank you david.

      • Guest

        Made me 6 inches taller

    • truth

      She knws she has a horse face so she just wants you to see her slutty ass.

      • 8324

        agreed. those applying to ride her have to be certified equestrians. lulz.

  • whyme1973

    #3 #13 Epic side boob, hump DAR pics ladies. Please send many more.

    • katastrophe89

      these are the exact two pictures i was gonna post lol. perfection.

      • Jennifer

        Shut up, whore.

    • techno_viking

      Hump, back dimples, and epic side boob. #3 could be the greatest pic ever.

  • aciekay

    #33 boss level: hugh laurie. #40 that's about as silly as not telling someone you're vegan.

    • Jawbone

      It'll be hilarious when the twat makes the natural gas pipe behind him go off. HAHA, He does what he wants, Chive!!! It'll be in the next post, I'm sure.

    • Trav1121

      Hooray for aciekay! You picked the same two I was gonna talk about. Now I don't have to post on the 10th page! Dr. House is still playin' by his own rules and 40 made me laugh hysterically. Good show!

      • Josh

        #40 is me =). my friend just linked me to this post. another buddy posted me on reddit yesterday and it was #1 on the whole site. so much fake internet fame, and tomorrow nobody will give a shit

  • david

    I love the hump dar

  • Nick


    Is a fox!

  • hello

    damn beautiful #50

    • bob

      Imagine the loose flabby skin that is left under those clothes…………..

      • rob

        and the stretch-marks where her gunt used to be……

        • thatgirl

          it must be hard having such a tiny dick.

          • thisguy

            Shut up, fatty.

          • cool guy

            almost as hard as having a nasty gunt with stretchmarks.

        • DrunkSkunk

          This is a young woman who wouldn't have any trouble with her skin. She was obese, NOT 450 lbs.

          You, on the other hand, have a nasty personality, and that's FOR LIFE.

          BTW, what the f*ck is a gunt?

  • Ouch

    #29 I need

    The helmet, not a kid

    • m.c.

      Sorry, you gotta buy the kid first and send in the box top for the helmet.

    • ThatGuysGay

      You need a helmet?

  • PDiddily420

    A bat in the bush is worth two in the hand.


    • Dr_StrangePants

      2 Bushes 1 Bat ?

      • SmileAlready

        Three Flying squirrels..

  • Mikey

    #3 #19 #27 #46 You ass… I love that shit!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • suckit

      Whores gonna whore.

  • Hook

    #46 Nice Can.

    • Andy

      I was mesmerized by this one – wow I want one!

  • Anna

    #48, awesome.

    • jake

      it's fron this video:

    • djp

      Living the dream.

  • ScotchScotchScotch

    Thumbs up and good work! #50

    • Dr_Fap

      She definitely stole this post. I can't wait to see more, she is absolutely gorgeous.

  • Rest of the world

    Shut the f up. Don't like it, don't click on it. KCCO douchebag.

    • The World

      You mad bro? KCCO

      • mullie

        you racist ?? not my bro.

        • The World

          Not at all mullie… you don't be mad either broseph. I'm just honest about what's hot. Sorry if truth is offensive to you.

      • Rest of the world

        No "bro". Just hate dbags that make lame ass comments and don't have a clue about what KCCO means.

        • The World

          "Lame ass"? Well then, examine this most excellent example of a non-lame ass. Enjoy, don't hate and KCCO.

          • The World

            sorry .. forgot this #30

        • Mike the observer

          You, sir, should just STFU and let The World express an opinion. You do, of course, have every right to respond, but you seem angry and boring. Sorry.

          • Mike the observer

            For clarity, my comment was to "Rest of the World"

          • Chiver

            agreed. these cunts are funny as hell. they tell everyone else to move on if they don't like something, but the 1st comment that pops up that they don't agree with they turn into a legion of butthurt hypocrites.

            • RedSplah

              I only thumbs-upped your comment because of the use of the word "butthurt".

    • DaUndeadDodo

      Hello! You're sending out negative waves! Stop screwing with my day, please.

      • The World

        Then enjoy something positive and have a wonderful day mr. DUD #13

      • Jawbone

        Who the fuck uses "hello"? Set yourself on fire, you stupid twat.

        • Guest

          Jerry! Hello!!

        • RedSplash

          Hello Jawbone!!

  • Arryah

    #9 Prairie dogs?

    • Logan

      Gophers or Richardson's ground squirrel.

      • greg

        no, miniature ground hogs

    • Floor taco

      Just massacred over 100 on Saturday fun to shoot filthy little bastards!!!

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • Black Death

      Don't some carry bubonic plague? Yup! Seems like a good idea…

  • Pat

    #50 Congrats! You are looking Damn good!

    • JoeyWJ

      Left arm photoshop??

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