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Detroit man, “Doesn’t take no orders from no woman” (Video)

June 13, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Merica, Video

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Note to self: When verbally defending yourself, you automatically look guilty when you utter ridiculous, sexist and crazy statements. So yeah…avoid that.

BdB

Bam!

Evan

Yeah he's on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen.
Me.

Lol "Welcome to Wendy's can I take your….Oh wait… Tracy come get this one, It's a woman again…"

Mat

Why won't the vid play!?!!

Fail

GD chive, FIX video play on iPads… "Probably the best site in the world… (Except on iPads)"

Don't you guys read these comments? This same rant was listed by a few on the last video!!

sixdeadelves

get yourself a real computer

Rant

Chive.com isn't always safe for work ass tag. What if I'm taking a shit sixdeadelves? Asstard

sixdeadelves

then take your fucking bread-loaf cankles to the shitter, and take a damn shit. or wait until you get off work. spoiled fuck.

Vyle

Chive, y u no play on phone?!?!
Randy

Click on the play button. Solved it

MattyDeuce

C'mon, Detroit…

Token Black Chiver

Not Detroit… Warren, It's a city a little north of East Side Detroit composed of mostly trailer parks and "not takin no orders from no woman"
stingray2309

to be fair hes not from Detroit he from Warren a small city just outside of Detroit.

the_mike

Virginity level = this guy.

FLA

wrong

the_mike

Great argument you pose there…FLA. I'll have to think long and hard on a response and get back to you.

First

Fiiiirrrssssssttttt!!!!!!

the_mike

At least the prize is the same. Good job buddy.

Robocop

I'm Mr Clean…………….…………………..up!

TheJesus

"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy…but here's my number. So call me, maybe?" – Reporter

Brad

Make vids mobile compatable… It's only .. Ya know… Part of your job!

Robocop

Chive doesn't take no orders from no woman!

Maitland

Given the situation, made me laugh.

http://www.facebook.com/josh.gomez.9 Josh Gomez

Watched it on my phone with no problem. I might have a solution for you though. Take your old shit phone and trash it, and get a better phone. Don't blame The Chive because your phone is pooptastic.

QueenUni

Oh what a prince..print his number….the ladies will…er…won't be calling I am sure the people in Detroit would appreciate it if he kept his inconsiderate and trashy self in Warren.

Token Black Chiver

We most indubitably would!

Fucknuts

I'm still waiting for the sexist comment…..

mbns

Blah blah blah kitchen etc.

ben

blah blah blah sandwich, etc.

Back to the kitchen

That's a weird looking spatula In your hand lady
@BuckeyeEmpire

"Well, he was quite offensive with his answers…" ahhh local news, providing us with reasons for forced birth control since the dawn of time.
http://twitter.com/dlicho @dlicho

how does crap like this make the news?

http://iamawesome.com NeelsvanPK

My question exactly…. only in 'Merica.

South Africa FTW!

Master_Rahl

"and men from Mars. That's where I'm from… " This guy clearly is out of his mind. Love how he opens with the "don't take no orders from no women" line and repeats that nonsense later on. What an absolute ass. Ladies, start lining up at his door to be the next Mrs. Don't-Take-Orders-From-No-Women. Ugh.

Fucknuts

Spoken like a man that does his own dishes.

Master_Rahl

haha, true. but the more agreeable I am, the more Mrs Rahl puts out. Give and take.

Busta Hymen

That's not give and take. That's just your wife controlling you with her gash, And is essentially the same deal as this guy, except somehow you're the bitch.

Master_Rahl

dude, first off awesome handle. Second, doesn't matter, had sex.

God

great. now turn in your balls.

Indian0lore

Yeah the men from Mars line was a little weird.

Did I say that?

He's lucky he didn't make a racial remark instead of sexist. He might have outraged someone who wasn't watching tv from the kitchen.
CoreyClu

No vids showing up on the iPhone. Anybody know why?

1st timer

Because iPhones suck. Get the Android
you

Dumbassedness
duh

Yeah its called Adobe Flash. And good luck on an IPhone.

Jack

Yeah! Except it's HTML5, which runs on iPhone. Sorry, your comment is invalid.

Guest007

I feel a new meme coming, with this guy.
Cornelio

He is the anti-Chive: He hates women but is not racist
markkens

I don't take no orders from no woman about cleaning up my wood

Percival

What kind of truck was that at the end?
Richard

Maybe he was just trying to make an elaborate joke referring to his penis the entire time? He could have gotten stage fright and said Mars instead of Venus… You know the rhyme" boys go to Venus to get their penis"

MrHat

"Man accused of illegal dumping." Yeah I laughed, so what? Wanna fight about it?

Let's Fight

First name "Ass"
stimpy

dumping logs mind you

ManWithNoGame

He IS from Mars guys. The change in gravity makes it hard for him to lift things.
Face

A: Im from this exact area, so it's even funnier, B: I'd prob bang that reporter chick, C: this guy is AWESOME!

Token Black Chiver

I'm from around the area where he was illegally dumping and "not takin no orders from no woman!"

ColaChiver

What a douche.
nuccabay

come on chive, i know nobody knows "warren mi" but just another reason to rip detroit??? i guess better than saying "michigan man doesnt take no orders from no woman" haha hilarious though

MgoBlue

People from MI know where Warren is… makes the story even funnier. What a douche.

nuccabay

well obviously, as a fellow michigander it does make it funnier…GO GREEN!

C.B.

Anyone that does defense work does. TACOM is huge there.

Aaron

You would think that Detroit would have PLENTY of other news stories to report on other than "man leaves wood in street". QOTD- It must have been a woman, and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.
Todd

Douche level – Massengill

Scruffy21

Extra vinegar formula

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