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June 14, 2012 |
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#24 #25 Congrats!!! You look AMAZING!! KCCO Mallory!! And DAMN that is a nice hump on #49, so sexy!!
Totally, well done Mallory! KCCO!
A hard working, committed woman. That's about as sexy as it gets.
Douchers racing to the bottom to be first comment. Guess some people's self esteem is valued by the number of thumbs up or down they get
Don't hate, bro!
who cares? at least he didnt say first.
Can i please have a picture of #49 's hump on it's own. I'd like to use it as my wallpaper on my phone.
My hats off to you Mallory! Well done, you look gorgeous! KCCO
Her name is baby vegan… google
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
holy mosas! congratulations on the weight loss. Not an easy feat but a feat thats just about more rewarding than anything else in life!
*stands & applauds Mallory*
Between “Pi Day” and “St. Patrick’s Day” – I think March is your white history month.
Mallory was hot before and is now as well. Either way she is beautiful
She was not hot before.
Yes she was. If you are going to be a hater then dont comment
I can comment what I want in the comment section. I have my opinion. You have yours.
Would have 2 years ago, would have yeserday, still would.
SKIPP the rest,damm is all i have too say.CHAMPION
You worked hard & look great Mallory, you should be proud!!
If I may quote the fine men of Spinal Tap:
"The bigger the cushion…..the sweeter the pushin'….."
Bracing for the assholes who are going to complain that this wonderful specimen needs to lose weight…
no, that ass is amazing…BUT could it be shopped?
after further research, it's legit and fantastic (plus she's dating an Asian guy, go figure…)
Ha better not be people would be out of thier minds to think such a thought
The first words out of my wifes mouth(literally) when she saw her was "Now why can't I find a bitch like that to suck your dick while I watch?"
I nearly had a stroke, in fact, I might yet.
make it happen captain-
You lucky bastard.
She's not even gonna hold it for her while she does it? That's rather selfish of her.
Which trailer park jail did you bail your wife out of? Seriously, who the fuck says that?
BAM great way to end the dar today thanks chivette
She's a nice girl. http://baby-vegan.tumblr.com/ – her tumblr
That girl has entirely tooo much time on her hands.
she's 19, what else does she have to do besides take photos of her phat bootay? ;0)
get a job.
That thing is real. What a relief.
ill see your tumblr and raise you an imgur
Holy fuck, dat ass.
She's cute and all, but her tumblr is full of images of dead/dying animals mixed with hot bondage photos, which just gave me the weirdest boner.
Seriously, are there any vegans in the world than can't not talk about why they are a vegan for five goddamn minutes? Maybe they have simply forgotten how delicious pigs are? I'm going to go fry up a BLT right now.
Oh, and I know plenty of vegetarians who are awesome people. Most of them made the choice for cultural/religious reasons, a few for health. And none of them show me their ass then try to tell me I'm a mass-murderer. /shudder
In the words of the great Al Pacino… "She's got a GREAT ASS!"
I nearly choked on my breakfast. Good Grief. I would give a year of my life to smack that once.
Great googly moogly
Says the great Al Bundy.
Find HER and ask her to marry me !!!
you could post Mallory's smile in the DAR everyday this week for all I care
she really needs to be COTW
Was just about to make that nomination as well.
Chivette of the year?
She's got my vote.
Seriously, if anyone deserves COTW its this girl.
Make it happen Chive
Holy shit. stunning.
Congratulations on the perseverance and the awesome new look. It's hot. You have a stunning smile too.
Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich.
#27 you're doing it right buddy!!
This kid might be my new hero!
Someone wants a stepdad….
KCCO! The weekend is near!
Btw, Chive, I think you should do an album of chivettes who've lost weight!
Made the berry this morning w/ my before and after: http://theberry.com/2012/06/14/daily-motivation-1…
Was some great motivation for this loyal Chivette/Berry.
Well done. Great idea and congrats. Great motivation for me as well.
#45 Clear winner MOAR!
Is he using windows on a macbook?
Wow #49. Thata boy! #27
#46 – is that a TV dildo about to hit your amply chested wife in the background? Run!
what he ment to say was "Hey guys! Check out my wife's boobs I bought" ;D
and worth every penny.
Are you kidding? Those things are jacked.
Looks like her boobs are lopsided, lol
Proof that any stupid comment will get thumbs up if there is some hot piece of ass to distract people.
What did her boobs look like before the implants?
Question…Who cares! They couldnt look more awesome
of course they could you dumbass. They could be nekkid and have my face buried between'em!
I am guessing that he married better than anyone in this thread.
im guessing he got a photo off the web and says its his wife
She needs to stretch a little bit further
Not sure if mail tube from Futurama,
Or if I will be called gay for paying attention to the background…
I have a couple in my house to change… they are higher than that one though….
Your wife's implants are jacked.
If that was my wife I would constantly change good bulbs for bad ones and enjoy the show
Glad you feel that way. Less competition for the rest of us.
I'm with you … not my thing.
Her name is Rachel Aust, http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/rachel-anne-aust
That is not Rachel Aust.
She's a Suicide Girl called GoGo.
The very same
i bet those top of the foot tats hurt like a bitch on a bitch boat
…I felt like #38 when this scrolled by…
#27 thanks little buddy!
A better little buddy than that Gilligan ever was, that's for sure.
For the love of all existence Chive, do NOT send this chivette the coveted shirt she wants!
Absolutely! I bet every male where she lives would help buy out the supply just to keep her topless!
this girl can easily sit in front of her computer and order herself a KCCO shirt, I mean is not like she does laundry or cleans her room?
STOP BEING LAZY!!!!!!!!
Why does she think you would give her a shirt to cover that body?
WoW! Pretentious much? /turnoff
I think we should have photographic proof of the daily goals she has set for herself.
Confused as most men agree we strive to get a beautiful woman's shirt off so I fail to see why this is a threat..wish I had it that easy my wife telling me I will keep my clothes off until you do what I want….simple I would never do what she wants..haha
#49 DAT ASS #3 hello girls
#39 dammit give me moar……give us ALL moar
You're close, very close. Burn the bra and you will have nailed it.
Yeah, you're not quite slutty enough to hold Chivette status.
you're hot, but would a smile kill ya?
Yup, she's gorgeous
Looks a little like Kristina Pohlmann
looks like Susan Ward. Awesome!
a REAL Camera and not a smartphone…breath of fresh-air
Loose at least 2 articles of clothing and then you'll be doing it right.
She was real close – just need to find a shirt without pockets.
Oh, and lose the pants too.
other than the amount of clothing… yes…
More smile and fewer clothes-Please and Thank You!!!!
Nope, in one of those you should have been turned around, I bet your ass looks amazing in those white pants. But you're close, try again.
chive for life
This needs to be the next shirt they make.
#13 Absolute work of art, nice tats too
She's a Suicide Girl named Gogo! Love her!
Congratulations on the weight loss Mallory #24 – you look amazing.
Proof a porker can become a poker
still, holy shit. beautiful.
The product of hard work and dedication. Good job Mallory
#29 omg moar
She's got this wrong. She has just given John and Leo some major incentive to NEVER allow her to get a tee.
#27 right back at ya' kid!!!
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly make DAR any later, you go and do something like #10 ……..and TOTALLY redeem yourself!
Hopefully she sends more when's she's drunk.
Thank you, my 21st was veryyy fun. Look for me in "so you got wasted"
Will you be the one that's an attention seeking whore?
smoking hot. and judging from the middle shot … DAT ass.
#10 no wonder, what a dime
#3 you're doing it right
I feel like maybe I went to school with one of them……….then i realized no high school was never as awesome as I thought it was.
Well, if you were referring to the girl on the right, and went to Nile North High School in Skokie, Illinois. Perhaps you did go to high school with her.
Nope. I'm from the Keystone State
I say we make #29 wait. I like where this is going.
First off, Damn. Secondly, please Chive, speed n' stuff.
Don't let her Wait too Long! her Room is Getting Awfull Messy…. and she needs a Shirt. Hopefully its on Burnsday.
#8 You sir, are a lucky man.
#46 Here ya go buddy…it changed.
Opulence I has it.
Look at the size of that pool! Big enough to hold a giraffe.
Quite the lucky man
holy cow its morgan freeman no way
#47 reminded me of this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWnpodgi9w
#8 i suggest you present her doing a lot more things. thank you in advance.
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