Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #24 #25 Congrats!!! You look AMAZING!! KCCO Mallory!! And DAMN that is a nice hump on #49, so sexy!!

    • MattKL

      Totally, well done Mallory! KCCO!

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      A hard working, committed woman. That's about as sexy as it gets.

    • Truth

      Douchers racing to the bottom to be first comment. Guess some people's self esteem is valued by the number of thumbs up or down they get

      • babyfart's dustydick

        Don't hate, bro!

      • Morgan Freeman

        who cares? at least he didnt say first.

    • Sunshine Joe

      Can i please have a picture of #49 's hump on it's own. I'd like to use it as my wallpaper on my phone.

      • Craig

        My hats off to you Mallory! Well done, you look gorgeous! KCCO

      • Anonymous

        Her name is baby vegan… google

      • naluukti

        Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
        – Sisqo

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Congratz Mallorie!

    • Matt

      holy mosas! congratulations on the weight loss. Not an easy feat but a feat thats just about more rewarding than anything else in life!

    • Tarkus

      *stands & applauds Mallory*

      BRAVO!!! πŸ™‚

    • Dear White People

      Between “Pi Day” and “St. Patrick’s Day” – I think March is your white history month.

    • robzombie9999

      Mallory was hot before and is now as well. Either way she is beautiful

      • wrong

        She was not hot before.

        • robzombie9999

          Yes she was. If you are going to be a hater then dont comment

          • wrong

            I can comment what I want in the comment section. I have my opinion. You have yours.

    • ghostofmlg

      Would have 2 years ago, would have yeserday, still would.

    • grego

      SKIPP the rest,damm is all i have too say.CHAMPION

    • Matt

      You worked hard & look great Mallory, you should be proud!! πŸ™‚

  • will


    Holy curves

    • Ken

      If I may quote the fine men of Spinal Tap:

      "The bigger the cushion…..the sweeter the pushin'….."

    • Wow

      Bracing for the assholes who are going to complain that this wonderful specimen needs to lose weight…

      • hootie

        no, that ass is amazing…BUT could it be shopped?

        • hootie

          after further research, it's legit and fantastic (plus she's dating an Asian guy, go figure…)

      • dom

        Ha better not be people would be out of thier minds to think such a thought

    • MattKL

      Do want!

    • Cecil

      The first words out of my wifes mouth(literally) when she saw her was "Now why can't I find a bitch like that to suck your dick while I watch?"

      I nearly had a stroke, in fact, I might yet.

      • hootie

        make it happen captain-

      • Dr_Batman

        You lucky bastard.

      • Mr_Taco

        She's not even gonna hold it for her while she does it? That's rather selfish of her.

      • Randy

        Which trailer park jail did you bail your wife out of? Seriously, who the fuck says that?

    • dom

      BAM great way to end the dar today thanks chivette

    • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

      She's a nice girl. http://baby-vegan.tumblr.com/ – her tumblr

      • DaddyJax

        That girl has entirely tooo much time on her hands.

        • hootie

          she's 19, what else does she have to do besides take photos of her phat bootay? ;0)

          • lulzatyou

            get a job.

    • AtlChiver


      That thing is real. What a relief.

      • Bob

        ill see your tumblr and raise you an imgur

        • Todd


        • Kyle429

          Holy fuck, dat ass.

      • Thror

        She's cute and all, but her tumblr is full of images of dead/dying animals mixed with hot bondage photos, which just gave me the weirdest boner.

        Seriously, are there any vegans in the world than can't not talk about why they are a vegan for five goddamn minutes? Maybe they have simply forgotten how delicious pigs are? I'm going to go fry up a BLT right now.

        • Thror

          Oh, and I know plenty of vegetarians who are awesome people. Most of them made the choice for cultural/religious reasons, a few for health. And none of them show me their ass then try to tell me I'm a mass-murderer. /shudder

    • Dr_Batman

      In the words of the great Al Pacino… "She's got a GREAT ASS!"

    • Hooka

      I nearly choked on my breakfast. Good Grief. I would give a year of my life to smack that once.

  • BOOMstick

    #49 BADONK

    • Urethra Franklin

      Great googly moogly

      • feesees

        Says the great Al Bundy.

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Find HER and ask her to marry me !!!

  • ben


    you could post Mallory's smile in the DAR everyday this week for all I care

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      she really needs to be COTW

      • ThatJoshGuy

        Was just about to make that nomination as well.

      • Drunkendave

        Chivette of the year?

        She's got my vote.

        • Jesstacles

          Seriously, if anyone deserves COTW its this girl.

      • Jesstacles

        Make it happen Chive

    • Morgan Freeman

      beautiful smile!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Holy shit. stunning.

    • Pluff Mud

      Congratulations on the perseverance and the awesome new look. It's hot. You have a stunning smile too.

      Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

  • guthrie

    #27 you're doing it right buddy!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

      This kid might be my new hero!

    • CH1V3R

      Someone wants a stepdad….

    • Dallas

      Hells yeah

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    KCCO! The weekend is near!

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      Btw, Chive, I think you should do an album of chivettes who've lost weight!
      Made the berry this morning w/ my before and after: http://theberry.com/2012/06/14/daily-motivation-1

      Was some great motivation for this loyal Chivette/Berry. πŸ™‚

      • AtlChiver

        Well done. Great idea and congrats. Great motivation for me as well.

    • truth

      #45 Clear winner MOAR!

  • douche baggins

    #32 skrillataire

    • Benjiman

      Is he using windows on a macbook?

  • boob_cuddle

    Wow #49. Thata boy! #27

  • Dink

    #46 – is that a TV dildo about to hit your amply chested wife in the background? Run!

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      what he ment to say was "Hey guys! Check out my wife's boobs I bought" ;D

      • sam

        and worth every penny.

        • Lil John

          Are you kidding? Those things are jacked.

    • https://www.facebook.com/scf75 Steve Ferron

      Looks like her boobs are lopsided, lol

    • who cares

      Proof that any stupid comment will get thumbs up if there is some hot piece of ass to distract people.

    • Marty

      What did her boobs look like before the implants?

      • jpc

        Question…Who cares! They couldnt look more awesome

        • derp.

          of course they could you dumbass. They could be nekkid and have my face buried between'em!

          • jode72

            I am guessing that he married better than anyone in this thread.

            • Elf

              im guessing he got a photo off the web and says its his wife

    • Dallas

      She needs to stretch a little bit further

    • Rgx3

      Not sure if mail tube from Futurama,
      Or if I will be called gay for paying attention to the background…

      • GI Joe

        I have a couple in my house to change… they are higher than that one though….

    • Lil John

      Your wife's implants are jacked.

    • Craig

      If that was my wife I would constantly change good bulbs for bad ones and enjoy the show

  • shert

    #13 yes

    • Fucknuts

      too much

      • DaddyD

        Glad you feel that way. Less competition for the rest of us.

      • oughtnot

        I'm with you … not my thing.

    • JCdetroit
    • nuccabay

      i bet those top of the foot tats hurt like a bitch on a bitch boat

    • mickey

      …I felt like #38 when this scrolled by…

  • jay

    #27 thanks little buddy!

    • chucklesclown

      A better little buddy than that Gilligan ever was, that's for sure.

  • Arlo G

    #29 MOAR

    • taco

      For the love of all existence Chive, do NOT send this chivette the coveted shirt she wants!

      • Guest

        Absolutely! I bet every male where she lives would help buy out the supply just to keep her topless!

    • Daniel Tosh

      this girl can easily sit in front of her computer and order herself a KCCO shirt, I mean is not like she does laundry or cleans her room?

      STOP BEING LAZY!!!!!!!!

    • buffsblg

      Why does she think you would give her a shirt to cover that body?

    • Ryan

      WoW! Pretentious much? /turnoff

    • loki

      I think we should have photographic proof of the daily goals she has set for herself.

    • Craig

      Confused as most men agree we strive to get a beautiful woman's shirt off so I fail to see why this is a threat..wish I had it that easy my wife telling me I will keep my clothes off until you do what I want….simple I would never do what she wants..haha

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #39 dammit give me moar……give us ALL moar

    • Red

      You're close, very close. Burn the bra and you will have nailed it.

      • Whore

        Yeah, you're not quite slutty enough to hold Chivette status.

    • Joe

      you're hot, but would a smile kill ya?

    • Will

      Yup, she's gorgeous

    • FTLChiver

      Looks a little like Kristina Pohlmann

    • Bort

      looks like Susan Ward. Awesome!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      a REAL Camera and not a smartphone…breath of fresh-air

    • KillerCody

      Loose at least 2 articles of clothing and then you'll be doing it right.

    • Guest

      She was real close – just need to find a shirt without pockets.

      Oh, and lose the pants too.

    • jeffro

      other than the amount of clothing… yes…

    • bdg

      More smile and fewer clothes-Please and Thank You!!!!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Nope, in one of those you should have been turned around, I bet your ass looks amazing in those white pants. But you're close, try again.

  • Larry

    #49 DAT ASS #3 hello girls

  • karina

    chive for life πŸ™‚

    • kitty_karloso

      This needs to be the next shirt they make.

  • passwordistaco

    #13 Absolute work of art, nice tats too

    • Lisa

      She's a Suicide Girl named Gogo! Love her!

  • Peter

    Congratulations on the weight loss Mallory #24 – you look amazing.

    • ncs

      Proof a porker can become a poker

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      still, holy shit. beautiful.

    • SGT_Fati

      The product of hard work and dedication. Good job Mallory

  • Alvin

    #29 omg moar

    • DaddyD

      She's got this wrong. She has just given John and Leo some major incentive to NEVER allow her to get a tee.

  • AtlChiver

    #33 BFM!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #27 right back at ya' kid!!!

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    Just when I thought you couldn't possibly make DAR any later, you go and do something like #10 ……..and TOTALLY redeem yourself!

    • Vent187

      Hopefully she sends more when's she's drunk.

    • Alexis

      Thank you, my 21st was veryyy fun. Look for me in "so you got wasted" πŸ˜‰

      • Kristen

        Will you be the one that's an attention seeking whore?

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      smoking hot. and judging from the middle shot … DAT ass.

    • cray

      #10 no wonder, what a dime

  • david

    #3 you're doing it right

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I feel like maybe I went to school with one of them……….then i realized no high school was never as awesome as I thought it was.

      • herpderp

        Well, if you were referring to the girl on the right, and went to Nile North High School in Skokie, Illinois. Perhaps you did go to high school with her.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Nope. I'm from the Keystone State

  • Ryan

    I say we make #29 wait. I like where this is going.

    • Child Please

      First off, Damn. Secondly, please Chive, speed n' stuff.

    • Fuvis.Awsome

      Don't let her Wait too Long! her Room is Getting Awfull Messy…. πŸ˜› and she needs a Shirt. Hopefully its on Burnsday.

  • someshmuck

    #8 You sir, are a lucky man.

    • MatadorPride


    • Unfkngblvbl

      #46 Here ya go buddy…it changed.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Opulence I has it.

    • HarrySwank

      Look at the size of that pool! Big enough to hold a giraffe.
      Quite the lucky man πŸ˜›

      • Morgan Freeman

        lol yes!

        • Matt

          holy cow its morgan freeman no way

    • 13Aliens

      #47 reminded me of this…

  • Taco_Depot

    #8 i suggest you present her doing a lot more things. thank you in advance.

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