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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

June 14, 2012 | In: DAR, Random

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babyfartmagizax

#24 #25 Congrats!!! You look AMAZING!! KCCO Mallory!! And DAMN that is a nice hump on #49, so sexy!!

MattKL

Totally, well done Mallory! KCCO!
KeepCalmDriveOn

A hard working, committed woman. That's about as sexy as it gets.
Truth

Douchers racing to the bottom to be first comment. Guess some people's self esteem is valued by the number of thumbs up or down they get

babyfart's dustydick

Don't hate, bro!
Morgan Freeman

who cares? at least he didnt say first.

Sunshine Joe

Can i please have a picture of #49 's hump on it's own. I'd like to use it as my wallpaper on my phone.

Craig

My hats off to you Mallory! Well done, you look gorgeous! KCCO
Anonymous

Her name is baby vegan… google
naluukti

Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
- Sisqo

http://thechive.com F3n1x187

Congratz Mallorie!
Matt

holy mosas! congratulations on the weight loss. Not an easy feat but a feat thats just about more rewarding than anything else in life!
Tarkus

*stands & applauds Mallory*

BRAVO!!!
Dear White People

Between “Pi Day” and “St. Patrick’s Day” – I think March is your white history month.
robzombie9999

Mallory was hot before and is now as well. Either way she is beautiful

wrong

She was not hot before.

robzombie9999

Yes she was. If you are going to be a hater then dont comment

wrong

I can comment what I want in the comment section. I have my opinion. You have yours.

ghostofmlg

Would have 2 years ago, would have yeserday, still would.
grego

SKIPP the rest,damm is all i have too say.CHAMPION
Matt

You worked hard & look great Mallory, you should be proud!!

will

#49

Holy curves

Ken

If I may quote the fine men of Spinal Tap:

"The bigger the cushion…..the sweeter the pushin'….."
Wow

Bracing for the assholes who are going to complain that this wonderful specimen needs to lose weight…

hootie

no, that ass is amazing…BUT could it be shopped?

hootie

after further research, it's legit and fantastic (plus she's dating an Asian guy, go figure…)

dom

Ha better not be people would be out of thier minds to think such a thought

MattKL

Do want!
Cecil

The first words out of my wifes mouth(literally) when she saw her was "Now why can't I find a bitch like that to suck your dick while I watch?"

I nearly had a stroke, in fact, I might yet.

hootie

make it happen captain-
Dr_Batman

You lucky bastard.
Mr_Taco

She's not even gonna hold it for her while she does it? That's rather selfish of her.
Randy

Which trailer park jail did you bail your wife out of? Seriously, who the fuck says that?

dom

BAM great way to end the dar today thanks chivette
http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

She's a nice girl. http://baby-vegan.tumblr.com/ – her tumblr

DaddyJax

That girl has entirely tooo much time on her hands.

hootie

she's 19, what else does she have to do besides take photos of her phat bootay? ;0)

lulzatyou

get a job.

AtlChiver

http://baby-vegan.tumblr.com/post/16852804738

That thing is real. What a relief.

Bob

ill see your tumblr and raise you an imgur
http://imgur.com/a/VvrqO

Todd

Yes-sir-ree-Bob
Kyle429

Holy fuck, dat ass.

Thror

She's cute and all, but her tumblr is full of images of dead/dying animals mixed with hot bondage photos, which just gave me the weirdest boner.

Seriously, are there any vegans in the world than can't not talk about why they are a vegan for five goddamn minutes? Maybe they have simply forgotten how delicious pigs are? I'm going to go fry up a BLT right now.

Thror

Oh, and I know plenty of vegetarians who are awesome people. Most of them made the choice for cultural/religious reasons, a few for health. And none of them show me their ass then try to tell me I'm a mass-murderer. /shudder

Dr_Batman

In the words of the great Al Pacino… "She's got a GREAT ASS!"
Hooka

I nearly choked on my breakfast. Good Grief. I would give a year of my life to smack that once.

BOOMstick

#49 BADONK

Urethra Franklin

Great googly moogly

feesees

Says the great Al Bundy.

http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

Find HER and ask her to marry me !!!

ben

#25

you could post Mallory's smile in the DAR everyday this week for all I care

http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

she really needs to be COTW

ThatJoshGuy

Was just about to make that nomination as well.
Drunkendave

Chivette of the year?

She's got my vote.

Jesstacles

Seriously, if anyone deserves COTW its this girl.

Jesstacles

Make it happen Chive

Morgan Freeman

beautiful smile!
Hassel Shattnerhoff

Holy shit. stunning.
Pluff Mud

Congratulations on the perseverance and the awesome new look. It's hot. You have a stunning smile too.

Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

guthrie

#27 you're doing it right buddy!!

http://www.facebook.com/Kevintstevens Kevin Stevens

This kid might be my new hero!
CH1V3R

Someone wants a stepdad….
Dallas

Hells yeah

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

KCCO! The weekend is near!

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

Btw, Chive, I think you should do an album of chivettes who've lost weight!
Made the berry this morning w/ my before and after: http://theberry.com/2012/06/14/daily-motivation-1…

Was some great motivation for this loyal Chivette/Berry.

AtlChiver

Well done. Great idea and congrats. Great motivation for me as well.

truth

#45 Clear winner MOAR!

douche baggins

#32 skrillataire

Benjiman

Is he using windows on a macbook?

boob_cuddle

Wow #49. Thata boy! #27
Dink

#46 – is that a TV dildo about to hit your amply chested wife in the background? Run!

https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

what he ment to say was "Hey guys! Check out my wife's boobs I bought" ;D

sam

and worth every penny.

Lil John

Are you kidding? Those things are jacked.

https://www.facebook.com/scf75 Steve Ferron

Looks like her boobs are lopsided, lol
who cares

Proof that any stupid comment will get thumbs up if there is some hot piece of ass to distract people.
Marty

What did her boobs look like before the implants?

jpc

Question…Who cares! They couldnt look more awesome

derp.

of course they could you dumbass. They could be nekkid and have my face buried between'em!

jode72

I am guessing that he married better than anyone in this thread.

Elf

im guessing he got a photo off the web and says its his wife

Dallas

She needs to stretch a little bit further
Rgx3

Not sure if mail tube from Futurama,
Or if I will be called gay for paying attention to the background…

GI Joe

I have a couple in my house to change… they are higher than that one though….

Lil John

Your wife's implants are jacked.
Craig

If that was my wife I would constantly change good bulbs for bad ones and enjoy the show

shert

#13 yes

Fucknuts

too much

DaddyD

Glad you feel that way. Less competition for the rest of us.
oughtnot

I'm with you … not my thing.

JCdetroit

Her name is Rachel Aust, http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/rachel-anne-aust

Shat_Thrice

That is not Rachel Aust.

She's a Suicide Girl called GoGo.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gogo-suicide (nsfw)

HARC

Cristina Blackwater

Shat_Thrice

The very same

nuccabay

i bet those top of the foot tats hurt like a bitch on a bitch boat
mickey

…I felt like #38 when this scrolled by…

jay

#27 thanks little buddy!

chucklesclown

A better little buddy than that Gilligan ever was, that's for sure.

Arlo G

#29 MOAR

taco

For the love of all existence Chive, do NOT send this chivette the coveted shirt she wants!

Guest

Absolutely! I bet every male where she lives would help buy out the supply just to keep her topless!

Daniel Tosh

this girl can easily sit in front of her computer and order herself a KCCO shirt, I mean is not like she does laundry or cleans her room?

STOP BEING LAZY!!!!!!!!
buffsblg

Why does she think you would give her a shirt to cover that body?
Ryan

WoW! Pretentious much? /turnoff
loki

I think we should have photographic proof of the daily goals she has set for herself.
Craig

Confused as most men agree we strive to get a beautiful woman's shirt off so I fail to see why this is a threat..wish I had it that easy my wife telling me I will keep my clothes off until you do what I want….simple I would never do what she wants..haha

Larry

#49 DAT ASS #3 hello girls
KeepCalmDriveOn

#39 dammit give me moar……give us ALL moar

Red

You're close, very close. Burn the bra and you will have nailed it.

Whore

Yeah, you're not quite slutty enough to hold Chivette status.

Joe

you're hot, but would a smile kill ya?
Will

Yup, she's gorgeous
FTLChiver

Looks a little like Kristina Pohlmann
Bort

looks like Susan Ward. Awesome!
Dr_StrangePants

a REAL Camera and not a smartphone…breath of fresh-air
KillerCody

Loose at least 2 articles of clothing and then you'll be doing it right.
Guest

She was real close – just need to find a shirt without pockets.

Oh, and lose the pants too.
jeffro

other than the amount of clothing… yes…
bdg

More smile and fewer clothes-Please and Thank You!!!!
Hassel Shattnerhoff

Nope, in one of those you should have been turned around, I bet your ass looks amazing in those white pants. But you're close, try again.

karina

chive for life

kitty_karloso

This needs to be the next shirt they make.

passwordistaco

#13 Absolute work of art, nice tats too

Lisa

She's a Suicide Girl named Gogo! Love her!

Peter

Congratulations on the weight loss Mallory #24 – you look amazing.

ncs

Proof a porker can become a poker
Hassel Shattnerhoff

still, holy shit. beautiful.
SGT_Fati

The product of hard work and dedication. Good job Mallory

Alvin

#29 omg moar

DaddyD

She's got this wrong. She has just given John and Leo some major incentive to NEVER allow her to get a tee.

AtlChiver

#33 BFM!
I_am_golf_c0m

#27 right back at ya' kid!!!
Jeffrey Lebowski

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly make DAR any later, you go and do something like #10 ……..and TOTALLY redeem yourself!

Vent187

Hopefully she sends more when's she's drunk.
Alexis

Thank you, my 21st was veryyy fun. Look for me in "so you got wasted"

Kristen

Will you be the one that's an attention seeking whore?

Hassel Shattnerhoff

smoking hot. and judging from the middle shot … DAT ass.
cray

#10 no wonder, what a dime

david

#3 you're doing it right

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

I feel like maybe I went to school with one of them……….then i realized no high school was never as awesome as I thought it was.

herpderp

Well, if you were referring to the girl on the right, and went to Nile North High School in Skokie, Illinois. Perhaps you did go to high school with her.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Nope. I'm from the Keystone State

Ryan

I say we make #29 wait. I like where this is going.

Child Please

First off, Damn. Secondly, please Chive, speed n' stuff.
Fuvis.Awsome

Don't let her Wait too Long! her Room is Getting Awfull Messy…. and she needs a Shirt. Hopefully its on Burnsday.

someshmuck

#8 You sir, are a lucky man.

MatadorPride

???
Unfkngblvbl

#46 Here ya go buddy…it changed.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Opulence I has it.
HarrySwank

Look at the size of that pool! Big enough to hold a giraffe.
Quite the lucky man

Morgan Freeman

lol yes!

Matt

holy cow its morgan freeman no way

13Aliens

#47 reminded me of this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWnpodgi9w

Taco_Depot

#8 i suggest you present her doing a lot more things. thank you in advance.

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