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If Ken and Barbie had a real-life marriage (7 Photos)

June 14, 2012 | In: Art, WTF

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This loveless marriage is the brainchild of the talented Dina Goldstein.

The Making-Of video right here.

joemamma

First

YaYo

first in a Barbie & Ken thread…you must be so proud of yourself!

joemamma

Great…now i feel funny…

Drew

"First" … to fail.
Never fails.
Vern

At least you beat BabyfuckMangina

babyfartmagizax

The tag on the gallery says it best… WTF

st33

So…do you just hit refresh on thechive all day?

Dakota

Pretty much..
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

No need for that

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

dbo

Huh

mexico

wtf is this … amerocans are gayy? lol

Ned_Plimpton

What did I just look at?

Dick Salad

Coming down the wire soon… Barbies "newly single chivette" attention mongering post!

tkokilroy

cool story. tell it again

Dick Salad

Riveting story chap, pray thee tell it again!

Dan

#4 Funny, and a great photo set-up.
Sam

#1 wrong but hot!

northerner

She looks absolutely stunning with her lovely tush sitting on the potty! Fascinating pose!

http://www.searchbostoncondos.com meh

i want my 40 seconds back

DBig

That's what she said? Sorry, couldn't help myself.

tkokilroy

4* in that case

Steve Lee

even if you got them back, you'd just waste them all over again

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Hear the latest version of Barbie? Divorced Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's accessories.

REVOLVER_KAZ

That joke isn't 30 years old.

http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

#7 Haha, hit the nail on the head!

Notknowing

So who is Ken's boy toy? and why dosen't he have a stach like in his dreams?

Larry

Looks depressing.
Rufio

The Berry is over there>>
Beau McFaggy Pants

My pants are so damn tight now.

MonkeyMadness

Ken and his partner really got to you, eh?

Oli

WOW WHY DID I EVEN CLICK ON THIS!!
boob_cuddle

Wtf chive this isn't funny.
https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

Not sure I fan fap to this.

https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

I'm also quite sure that I can't type correctly.
Ken

what a fan fap and how much?

Ned_Plimpton

John is obsessed with Barbie for some reason.
tv_paul

#1
Ken: Honey, let's have sex now!
Barbie: You dumb bastard neither of us have any genitals!!!

StarOver

Your dialogue is atrocious.

john steinbeck

StarOver, you sir are no wordsmith. I found this slight jaunt into whimsy delightful. It was succinct and to the point. I similar lines to these in my first draft of “The Grapes of Wraith” before my editor removed them. Please work on your word structure and try again in the future, best of luck to you.

http://www.facebook.com/paul.a.williamson.1965 Paul Williamson

Everybody knows Barbi left Ken in the 70's for the 12" GI Joe.

Always Last

Alternatively – "Does Ken make Barbie cum?" Oh no, she's fakes it with Ken but cums with Joe.

Always Last

After rapid review with the old joke dude in my head – "Does Barbie come with Ken?" "Oh no, she fakes it with Ken but she cums with Joe."

Beast

It's official, I will click on anything.

Guest

God damn it Beast. So it seems we will!

Amy

If y'all wanna keep seeing hot chivettes suck it up for the few posts like this.

EMT

You first Amy…

Amy

I love to suck it up…right after it was in my ass.

Notme

Are you saying Ken is Gay!!! #6
Not Fabulous

Yes, yes, we get it. Every straight guy is a closet homosexual. Every straight marriage is a sham. Gay people have everything figured out and are so superior to us knuckle-dragging breeders.

Yup

Not Fabulous is my new hero
northerner

Right on Not Fabulous! You get it! Chive didn't…

AllanA

What the hell? No boobs in this post?
Hunter X

#7 WTF are either of those 'guys' doing in bed? Not much you can do without genitals.

MonkeyMadness

They were bumping bumps.

Barf

Dafuq is this?

Who is this "Barbie"??? She is hot!

asdasd

I too, would like to know the model's name. She is very hot.

hughgrection

Reghan Blake – and she's even hotter in real life. And she's very nice to top t off. http://inthedollhouse.net/index.php/cast-crew/

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