Proud to be Merica!

  • NcouthYouth

    #10 Although Pink Floyd was an English band…

    • Guest

      That's alright – like #5, a lot of young people today couldn't have told you the source of that quote.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #41 kills me

    • eastcoasterner

      I think it's revolting not only that they put this shit on TV, but that it has ratings enough to keep it on TV.

  • WisGal_KCCO

    #1 So horrifyingly,depressingly true 😦

  • Name

    #1 #17 #38

    You know what's cool about these people? Heart disease.

  • techno_viking

    #1 Meanwhile in 'Merica: Converting belts into watches…

  • Anjin-San

    #14 look at the pictures on the wall.
    she's probably pregnant AGAIN

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol good observation

    • Saskguy26

      or could be younger siblings/cousins/nieces & nephews

  • tv_paul

    #39 "Here at the Charlie Sheen Divorced Dads Day Care we cater to the needs of both the children and their sleazy sperm donors"

  • TXCherokee

    #10 – You can't use a quote from an English band in a 'Merica post.

  • semperTed

    Dear 'God'-
    Why do you allow the raping of little kids in your own schools? Stay out of my government.

    • Casey

      I fucking hate this shirt

      • there is no god

        You're not the only one.

  • moon101


    He is Canadian, just letting yeah know.

  • ChrisDG74

    And 6 within 10 miles of me(I did a search on their site).
    *facepalm Jay.

  • Liam GTFOMW


    • insanely great

      when the frontside starts to look exactly like the backside…maybe it's time to diet..:)

      • Liam GTFOMW

        When the front side starts from the neck and rounds out at the Ankles , it's time to step in front of a Semi…jus sayin lol Look at those arms too holy double batman

  • john crapper

    #38 – I'm jealous of the man who has enough meat for those buns. Find her!!

  • Jsin

    #3…very sexy! Luv the modern pinup look!

  • Shazzbot7

    Lolololololololo #14 and i pray that #31 is not real

  • Face

    #27, i just spit pop all over my keyboard when I saw that cartoon on bottom, awesome

  • Gavin

    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at….. Good job chive, all in good humor!!! Lol, love the site,

  • Patch adams

    #1 where did the find a watch that big

    • Patch adams


    • Frank

      It looks like when you wrap a rope around a tree and come back 20 years later and the tree has just absorbed it into itself and grown around it.

  • Chill, I'm Chinese

    #34 Could easily be any Asian kid at a restaurant.

    • nepster

      You mean…Could easily be any Asian at a restaurant.

  • Beer man

    Dollar dollar bills ya'll….#41

  • bkfrijoles

    #18 Its the 'Merican way

  • jeff donuts

    im embarrassed to be an american

    • MonkeyMadness

      Go live somewhere else then. There's plenty to be proud of here.


      A few billion would love to take your place.

  • Mjmchiver

    #29 no one wants to rob that shit-box toshiba. Only worry about putting it in the neighbor's trash if you buy a real TV like a Samsung

  • BigHeadEd

    #30 I kept trying to translate the license plate and didn't even notice the moon right there in front of me.

    • SocialLubricant

      I was looking through the comments for someone who had deciphered the plate. I'll go back to staring at the wall and drooling now.

    • Ned Ryerson

      I knew I couldn't have been the only one. DERP

  • Qwert

    Umm..we have grocery stores in America named Aldis…

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