Proud to be Merica!

  • Shawn

    #39 Bring your kid to work day

  • Natalie

    I feel like #20 is the rebuttal to #16………………..stoopids

  • Stick

    Because students and grads don't fucking work there or anything.

    • Guest

      This has to be one of the most condescending post I have ever seen. It used to be a good thing to have a job but nowadays most people feel they're too good to work certain positions. This view of fast food employees is the same view that most have about people in the military. Since the Chive is trying to make money with their military chive on shirts then they won't dare attack the wallets of the armed forces (unless it becomes cool, maaaaannnnnnn) but going after a job as frustrating as fast food is easy. Not everyone can do something as noble as "Cat Saturday"

      • Alex

        I've known a lot of very intelligent and well educated people who have worked in fast food. Unfortunately even intelligent people have to work a demeaning job to make ends meet sometimes. Not to mention myself- the job I work at now is much easier than my last job and considered more socially acceptable but I actually make less there than when I used to work at dunkin' donuts. Go figure.

  • LoBugg

    #8 and #14 Hahah. All these were hilarious. So hard to choose just one.

  • ProudAtheist


    Dear God,

    If you are all powerful than how can anyone keep you out of anywhere? maybe you are just some piece of shit that people made up.

  • chiveatwork

    #22 where was I for this party (minus the baby of course)?

  • Ken Kong

    fuck the chive then.

  • Guest

    #38 i only noticed the girl in blue

    • TheSimonizer

      so you're a pedophile?

  • Frumpus

    thanks for all the re-re-re-re-re-reposts

  • CorwinNorway

    #38 How is s that even possible?

  • Tatts

    #16 LOL, yeah that's it. If God was in schools that'd totally stop all the violence. Religion is absolutely known for having nothing to do with strife in the Middle East or I don't know, the damned Crusades. Schools would finally be safe for everyone who believed the same thing.

    Child molestation may see a sharp incline.

  • tmc102464

    #11 Oh my God…look closely – It's Curly Howard with sideburns!

    "Why SOINTENLY! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…!"

  • Jezdezpez

    Am I ever glad I am not American, jeez

    • Tatts

      Yeah, this higher quality of life thing just sucks because there are some idiots. Luckily where you come from there are none because that's even remotely possible.

  • nero

    #11 Edward 40 hands FTW

  • TheGGent


    Not a soul was present..

  • Steve Michalski

    16 is pure ignorance. Statistics clearly show that states that claim high religiosity also have the highest levels of violence. Want violence out of schools? Stop voting for idiot politicians that cut education funding so they don't have to pay their own taxes. The U.S. was the first country EVER to keep church and state separate. THAT'S what makes it great. Chive, stick to humor please.

  • Nighteye2

    Are you sure #22 isn't Ireland?

  • @Aiamii

    #41 – That show needs to be taken off the air…It's a pedophiles dream. :/

  • cbhhh

    Ok we get it. We're. Fat, lazy, and stupid. Bashing our country gets us no where.

  • FGM | For Guys Mag

    Nice collection!!

  • Anonymous

    #28 LMFAO and #31 please be fake……………

  • DC3

    #1 Yeah, I'll have the quadruple bypass burger and the mega size fries. Oh and a Diet Coke. Yeah because the regular Coke would've made you look like a pig.

  • Tristan

    Umm, those Oreos are red blue red, thats the flag for Laos, or the old Armenian flag.

  • fendermallot


    And it was an english gun… hmm.

  • Mark

    I know for a fact at least two of these pictures are European.

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