Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (40 Photos)

  • will turner


    There is a whole mess of WTF happening in that photo

    • Koont

      Looks like the other dude is about to do the same thing?!

    • Mike

      Nothing gets by this guy

      • Mavtang

        Yeah someone should punch Will Turner in the face.

    • Perd

      The hell was happening behind the camera guy that this is the angle he chose?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      And, I fear, a "No" too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dakota.moore.7393 Dakota Moore

      why do i get the suspicion she said no

    • JOhn

      That face says, "wtf is that shit?"

      • sploodge

        "pleeeaaassse don't do this here… it'll make dumping you so much harder"

    • https://www.facebook.com/william.spencer.967 William Spencer

      how do you post a comment? how do you sign up for this website? its as clear as mud to me………..

    • Bobobob

      that is the face of a girl about to break that poor boy's heart.

    • G Jerome

      i've walked that beach… crazy. That is downtown Vero Beach Florida. Magical place = awesome randomness

  • place holder


    Turn around…

    • Bonnie Tyler

      Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
      and you're never coming round…

      • douglass

        Turn Around…

        • simon

          Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears

          • orly

            Turn Around

            • FELIX

              Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years've gone by

              • orly

                (softly) Turn around…

                • Urethra Franklin

                  Every now and then I fall apart!!!!

                  • John

                    And I need you now tonight

                    • Dan

                      I fuckin' need you more than ever

                    • jamison

                      And if you'll only hold me tight

                    • Homer

                      We'll be holding on forever.

                    • Froman

                      And we'll only be making it right

                    • spartan104fred

                      'Cause we'll never be wrong

                    • nate

                      Together we can take it to the end of the line

                    • Spelling Police

                      Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

                    • 6_Crack_rocks

                      Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time

                    • guest

                      Ma-ia hii
                      Ma-ia huu
                      Ma-ia hoo
                      Ma-ia haha

                    • http://www.kirishoru.com kirishoru

                      this reply thread made me lawl

                    • BostonChiver34

                      BRAVO!! FAHKIN' BRAVO!!! great duet Chivers!

                      Chive On from Boston!! and yes, please turn around Chivette!

                    • Lisa

                      I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

                      (And ma'am, you're repping our state well…nice job.)

                    • bob_the_cook

                      That was hilariously AWESOME! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

                    • https://www.facebook.com/Roboturner421 Matthew Hall

                      That had to be one of the most spectacular things i've ever read.

                • hootie

                  briiiiiiiight eyes

            • http://www.facebook.com/karl.rainer Karl Rainer

              I love the handcuffs in the back

              • Collegato

                thanks you noticed!!! thumbs up!!!

              • http://www.facebook.com/tim.boyle1 Tim TeaRex Boyle

                Yep noticed the handcuffs too! Kinky are we?

    • Mine

      Nice cuffs!

      • PDiddily420


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fuck, I had a nice link for the Chivers, but can't post it because of some kind of new crappy content filters. I'm out.

      – Fan testimonial: "I'll have to give props to Paula… It takes some obviously large ovaries to willingly put yourself out there like this on a daily basis. To be constantly called a c.unt and not give a damn. To let the hate of so many fuel your desire to voice your opinion, and Chive On from a cold kitchen counter."

    • https://www.facebook.com/callmepappy Michael Pappy Doughty

      thats a huge bra!!!!!

    • K-Dogg

      Show ur face Colorado!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jasoncolbyreynolds Jason Reynolds

      From a Colorado Chiver – Find Her!!

      • Adam

        from another Colorado Chiver, I agree with this guy!

    • fakefrank

      Lucky trees!!

    • John

      anyone notice the handcuffs in the picture?

      • http://www.facebook.com/tim.boyle1 Tim TeaRex Boyle

        Yeah coming from a Colorado Chiver our Chivettes are Kinky! Lol

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Ha, now look at what is #28.

      I am trying to figure out WTF you guys wanted the cat to turn around too?

      Is now #27…carry on.

  • thekev

    And the internet is done for the weekend…

    • lol

      did you think of that one during the week and save it until now?

      • Jakehatesqueers


  • rtaylor12

    #30 well it works 🙂 moar, even if you have no green im sure we can all overlook it!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      She is riiiight here —-> @BritChivette on twitter

    • blindman

      You're doin' it right..

    • alykay

      Nice front…but you butt need some work….:-/

  • First


    • Dave

      Not even close you idiot!

    • Tom

      You might as well just post "last", you'll have the same success.

    • dag nabbit

      nailed it!!!

  • Toenail

    Elephants are the only mammal that cant jump

    • saystheDolphin

      define jump

    • Jumping Elephant

      Nope. You're wrong. Elephants can jump, just not very far or very high because of their size.

    • CallMeYork

      Reminds me of the old "can an elephant jump higher than a lamp post?" to which the reply is "yes, they can, lamp posts can't jump."

      Ba dum tss.

      • LAZERMAC

        Don't forget about white people.

        • Scott

          Hell, they made a movie about it so that has to be true.

    • marahall

      Besides you.

    • Shidd

      Whales jump?

      • passwordistaco

        whales breach

    • imadoofus

      and yo' mama!

  • Larry

    #32 #40 super sexy. Lookin good ladies!!

    • Perd

      #32 is Jordan Carver

      • tralfaz

        link or GTFO

        • Hoby

          After checking the toe, I realized that's like a one pound weight. She probably doesn't have to worry about throwing her back out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham

    Have a good weekend people!


    #17 bet you wont turn around and take another one.

    • Koont

      Show us your 'balls'!!

    • luke

      Well played Men, well played…

    • Bryan

      Why do you need balls your ladies. Love the spirit. KCCO!

    • Andrew

      gentlemen…. i say we start daring more women to do this…. double dog daring even! 😮

      • Red

        Triple dog dare.

        • Roderick

          That's a bold jump in daring to make…

          • JinGJ

            [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.

            Hahaha. Classic movie Riderick. Well played.

            • passwordistaco

              Only one thing could've dragged me away from the electric sex glowing in the window

    • Poke4Life

      Damn I love reverse psychology!

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        Dammit man, the girls win again, we're never going to win the battle of the sexes this way!

        • yodaddy

          Six comments and not a single… Now Kiss!!!!

        • Gnole

          I'm pretty sure that everybody won here.

    • xavi00

      i'm glad to know that old trick still works.

    • inpctrs

      Pretty sure your men meant you didn't have the balls to kiss…

      • 88 cents

        My thought exactly…

    • Tomas

      OF COURSE you had the balls… for you, they're called "ovaries". 😉

    • Bill

      is there a slip there on the right…?

      • jeffzero


    • ronsMonster

      i call dibs on the one on left!

      • Johnnyho

        She has six toes on her left foot

    • fits

      I can actually see both of them boys giving each other high fives in the background.

    • Frank M

      #17 I also happened to overhear your men talking shit about you not having the guts to passionately french kiss while rubbing baby oil over your naked bodies while standing in front of an HD webcam.

  • Picard_

    Well hello there #7

    • PDiddily420

      I hear you're not supposed to trust that bitch!

      • http://www.facebook.com/dakota.moore.7393 Dakota Moore

        i swear i saw her die.. she choked on her own vomit

        • Smitty

          Krysten Ritter : In which movie?

          • mcgizzle

            the anorexic life movie, not lifetime but real life

            • guest

              breaking bad…

              • Walter White

                Breaking bad is the shit.

    • Michael G

      marry me

    • http://www.facebook.com/steve.arias.148 Steve Arias

      Forgive my ignorance, but who is her?!

      • SomeGuy023

        Her name is Krysten Ritter. She was in Breaking Bad and has been in a few movies. She is currently on the show called Don't Trust the B—- in Apt. 23.

        • thom

          She always plays bitches in her roles. But definitely cute.

          • testing

            not always, she wasn't a bitch on Veronica Mars she was just the ditzy daughter of a child molester

  • BloodScrubber

    #9 Virgin Conventions first look at the elusive pussy. 😉

    • https://www.facebook.com/SimplyBil Bil Proulx

      i believe thats what they mean by "putting the pussy on a pedestal"

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #29 "Yo, Louie, gimme a milk, on tha rocks"

  • USAF

    Wow! Thats perfection!


  • rmx386

    #3. You're doing it wrong. You stay on that dock.

    • Chivacy Please

      He is just jumping on the grenade in the middle

      • GoodOne

        I lawled at that. Well played sir

    • DaddyD

      And please find all of them.

    • jackariah

      i would bang every one of those girls

    • Taylor Rogers

      Yup Thats me lake Fork Texas

  • kigero

    #24 maybe your Wonder woman undies and my Superman undies can get together?.. No?.. Ok then

  • LoveBeer

    You, are amazing!

    • LoveBeer

      You too!

      MOAR of both!

    • RollChiveRoll

      Love a girl that can drink a Bud Heavy…

    • electric boogalo

      Nice gap, but that beer is crap. Can o' water.

    • Swiss Chalet

      this is how my wife will hold my bud from now on. ' merican dream

    • raffy

      Beer Gap. Could a man ask for more?

    • Mr_Cellophane

      I wanna touch it……

    • Nick

      That some serious wife material right there…

    • Steve

      Smokin shot, well done. Enjoy your weekend

    • Jimmy

      what a man hand!

    • Smitty

      2/10: Drinks Budweiser, would not bang.

    • Dildo T'Baggins

      I'd finger that

    • its_forge

      Look how huge the can looks, this girl is tiny.

  • http://theChive.com Gary

    #17 and I don’t even need to explain why…

    • beasty

      Now kiss ………

    • B Dub

      And…..the boys still won…

    • SheriffPablo

      #17 god bless you crooked thonged girl on the right

      • socky

        Blatant vagina

    • ladiesman217

      It's cause they're wearing thongs right? I'm going with it's the thongs….

    • eh.

      Those men certainly knew what they were doing! Good job guys!

  • Gmoney

    #13 My two favorite things!

    • beasty

      Yep, panties and knee high socks.

    • Swiss Chalet

      yup, beer and anheiser " busch"

    • DanTheMan

      nailed it

    • Jimmy

      man hands and a good tuck job?

      • Dr. Who

        yep. it's a must for every chiver.

    • wtf

      eat drink and be merry

    • Jose

      Pink socks and a white tank top?

  • Daniel Tosh

    late DAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • Koont

    #32 Jordan Carver??

    • bones


      • yup

        I think she may have a sac…..

    • Notknowing

      We're off to a good start. She has assumed the postion.

  • SpacemanSpiff

    The transition of Penus… it was all over the news #23

    • jojo

      Well played

  • jimstarswagg

    #3 Looks like one of them girls is going to be kicked in the head.. lol

    • Chivacy Please

      No, he is jumping on the grenade in the middle so the rest of his buddies can hook up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham

    I saw no balls and for that I am thankful!

    • Hehehe...he

      I spy with my little eye; what seems to be, a tampon string!

      • MonkeyMadness

        Tampon string? I guess you mean the one on the right? If it is, then it's coming out of her ass.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Knowing Chive, they probably are dudes and in fact, have big hairy balls. 😦

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      You fell right into their trap girls. All of us chivers thank you for that.

    • yup

      Then dont look at the Jordan Carver pic…

  • tonytone

    #32 and that's why i i i work out

    • LMFAO

      …….you're sexy and you know it?

  • boomer

    #8 Welcome to America!

    • RollChiveRoll


    • electric boogalo

      Here's your free gun.

      • Usa retard nation

        Pay 2200$ for your healthcare, because someone shoot you while you was running at night in the land of the free streets.

      • Lunch_Box

        Free? Where are they giving out free guns? I had to pay for my Sig.

    • Uncle Sam

      Tits or GTFO!

    • Name

      America, Fuck Yeah!

      Welcome 8)

    • Iggy

      Welcome to California!

    • Anaughtybear

      We'll forgive that you don't know how things work, since it's your first day and all. It's pretty much the same as the rest of the world, we're just fatter.

      • Dr. Who

        and know less about the rest of the world.

      • Lunch_Box

        Of course we're fatter, cause we have more of everything.

    • mike

      welcome now get a job

      • A BiPolar Guy

        She took our jobs!!!!

    • shane

      Yeah, welcome….we're kind of like everyone's dad….completely unappreciated, people think we're jerks most of the time, we have to break up everyone's fights and be the bad guys most of the time…..but if we weren't around….well….this post would either be in German, Russian…..or Chinese at this point….so enjoy your new freedom, it's well paid for by the sacrifice of the nameless and faceless……just try not to take it for granted like the rest of us 🙂

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