Friday Dopamine Dump (44 photos)


    #25 so wrong, yet hilarious.

    • Hoodwinkt

      …and a fist up my ass!!!!

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      'The Muppet Show XXX — Piggy Does Kermie'

      • Kristen

        That wasn't funny. Get the fuck out of my state.

        • Minf

          wow Kristen you sure are negative Nancy today….

        • DaddyD

          I thought it was funny.

    • Timmy

      "so wrong, yet hilarious" ,are you in middle school?

      • its_forge

        Yeah like this site is a paean to maturity

  • Chris_Mason

    Funniest photos in Rhode Island???

    • Rodd Hungwell

      Get back to work!

    • hazel

      i was thinking the same thing

  • CowboyChiver

    #11 Well played Jeff, well played indeed…

    • Peyton Drago

      This is hilarious

      • Davo

        also obviously contrived

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #5 Hello gorgeous

    • LucieMac89

      Nothing wrong with a size 0. Say no to giving a fuck what size someone is in general… its just a number. On that note, yeah, she really is gorgeous.

      • SaltLakeChiver


    • AndrewJ411

      Katie Green

  • BigPup

    #5 Why the hell does her kitchen have grass in it?

    • thatguy

      Why the hell do you save a spot on the first page with "post" and then after time to view the photos come back and edit it and still fuck it up?

      • BigPup

        Because people have no life and if you have a effing comma out of place or a word misspelled they seem to think they need to let the world know, (Kind of like what you're doing now) So I like to actually try and get them right and since the spell check in the comment box doesn't always work I try and edit them and I still don't always get it right.
        But thanks for your input I think you're late for a raid or something aren't you? Or is your "guild" punishing you for being a douche bag on some lame video game too?

        • Ned_Plimpton

          Nothing wrong with editing your comments. I wish some people could do that with their mouths. The way these Chive message boards work, you have almost no time to comment on the 1st page and even less time to think of something amusing to say. So I appreciate the people who go back to make the comments more enjoyable to read, instead of people like etcrr or babyqueef who just race to post "MOAR" or "I like her!".

          Having said that, the kitchen jokes are getting old, but your comments are usually solid.


          • Just Sayin'

            Okay with editing comments as well, but saving a spot on the first page with "1" or "post" is pretty sad. KC&CO!

            • Tom

              If I think of something amusing while checking out the post then I'll post it, but I don't worry so much about it being on the first page. If it is, great, if not, oh well! Not it that much need of approval I guess. Your comments are usually entertaining and I guess I wouldn't know that if you weren't usually on the first page, so have at it. Have a good weekend!

            • Ned_Plimpton

              It's not sad. World hunger is sad. The ending of Forrest Gump is sad.

              This is something minor that is bothering you way too much. Sorry you had to read "post" and "1" for a second.

              • Texas Chivette

                It's a different type of sad. But I would have to agree that it is indeed sad. KC&CO!

              • Thomas

                It's sad. Holding a place on the first page so you can think of something to say that will hopefully get you thumbs up. Yup, that's sad.

                • Samhedi

                  It's beyond sad, it bespeaks a very desperate soul.

                  • AMMO

                    It's more than beyond sad, I just wanted to add to this.

              • mrbrixon

                The ending of Forrest Gump was sad? What did I miss…? Jenn-ay got what she deserved and forest had a famous actor for a kid…win win.

          • Enough Said

            I am bored enough to research this solid comments. Judging by the last few, I think your argument may be invalid. These are not solid.

            This post has more dimes then a 4th grade lunch line!
            Sex. On. Wheels.
            Wendy Peffercorn is looking good these days!
            Their always after me lucky charms!
            Holy hot DAYUM!
            well hot damn!
            now kiss…

          • majorfathead

            I mis- used a word a couple weeks back and had like 6 replies telling me what a DB and idiot I was, It's really kind of funny and pathetic all at once, Oh well KCCO

        • thatguy

          Not a gamer, so swing a miss there fucktard. I'm guessing you have one hell of a life if you place hold a spot on the first page so you can get some love. I was just trying to kindly point out that it's a pretty douchey thing to do, but that's cool. Have a good one!

          • Adam

            How do you swing this miss you speak of?

            Plus, if I'm not mistaken, Big Pup is a cop with the K9 unit or formerly of one! Can't exactly recall. But I know for sure that you're a douche who builds up himself by criticizing others.

            I'm with Ned, let's have some quality comments for a change. Free of hate trolls while were at it too!

            • eh...


              • Dave

                FML. Too excited about coming to the rescue and kiss BigPup's ass.

        • GAChivette

          My friend, you posted "post" to save a spot, you didn't leave out a comma or spell a word wrong. Your argument is invalid. Go outside and play with your dog. I think you've been Chiving enough for today.

          • Kristen

            Shut your whore mouth you cunt.

            • Kristen

              That came out wrong.

              • Mini Chewy

                Ok, that was funny

        • mrbrixon

          and hes the one making fun of people for raiding…got it.

      • AtlChiver

        People do this? Wow.

        • Arden Ballard

          Right?! I guess I have a job that keeps me too busy, for I never see these "saved spots" on the comment board. By the time I catch up with theChive, I'm looking at 10 pages of comments. No matters to me. I laugh at most of them. even the poor fellas who think it's so important to be "first"

          Have a good weekend 🙂

    • Just Sayin'

      Dude you're a douche. It's sad that you rush to save a place on the first page. Just sad.

    • Marine

      You need to stop this shit bro.

    • 'Merica

      Have to say that I am not a fan of this practice either, but at least make it count!

    • Enough Already

      Why the hell does your comment have dust on it?

    • Kodos

      grease spatter, fool…

    • NYPDChiver

      Catching up on my Chive and have seen your many first page posts. You're better off not being on the first page any way, so you can probably stop this silly practice.

    • Blind_Eye

      Why is something this trivial getting people worked up? Enjoy the posts and comments for what they are. KCCO.

      • Steve

        sadly 9/11 only knocked out 3000 dipshits from the internet. It hasn't made a dent according to all the fuckwits posting on this site 😦

        • Oh Wow

          That's 3000 heartbroken families. Until they're all gone, it will always be too soon.

  • drbman

    #3 do girls this pretty actually exist! awesome!

    • duh

      apparently not in your mothers basement… but in the real world there are lots of them… try going outside for once

    • Smartass

      Stunning woman. Crappy camera, though. Can we form some kind of organization to ensure all pretty women have state-of-the-art cameras and know how to take HD pics?

    • Billy


    • BonerBoi

      Ancilla Tilia,Dutch hottie who loves dressing up in Latex. Doesn't get better than that…

    • Dr_Batman

      drbman you look awfully familiar…

  • thatguy

    #8 Is this shopped?

    • thatguy

      Meant #6

      • robbie_R

        Both are legit

    • Daniel McGrath

      In reply to this one. I believe this is a standing version of the Human Centipede thingy, not "shopped" really, but computer generated modeling, done expertly. Look for it in a theater in early 2013.

    • Fuang

      Long Coach is Long

  • ColaChiver

    #6 classy …….guarantee you here name is crystal

    • LoneOsprey

      This is a photo shopped pic of Christina Model. Has her own site. Doesn't look this good anymore and the twins aren't that big.

      • Jason

        You think she actually looks good?!

        • Skadoosh

          Like you would kick her out of your bed.

    • Simon_Phoenix

      Why Crystal? I have noticed though ALL girls I have met named Crystal, Krystal, Krystle are sluts.

      • ColaChiver

        ….um yeah… that's the point.

      • Optimus_prime

        Crystal, like the champagne

      • Erich Backhus

        My wife is named Crystal and she's not a slut.

    • noname
    • pretty smile

      Or Candy………

  • Jesus

    Could #6 be any more shopped?

    • Whitewolf_Hunter

      Not shopped. Seen her before on the internet. She likes to jiggle them around.

    • kng_nthn

      not fake, softcore porn star. I think her name is Christina or something.

    • Fenix

      Who cares? When it comes to the internet, always assume the photo is shopped and the hot chick you are talking to is a fat old guy who wants to rape you.

  • Dan

    #44 I wonder if Ali knocked Hogan out after the pic?

    • Eddie

      Ali, Hogan, Lauper, Liberace and Who?

      • Dan

        Is it Miss Elizabeth? Not sure…

        • andfukyamoms

          Liberaci?? lol

      • Kodos

        Wendi Richter

        • press

          Was she a dancer in the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Sure looks like it.

      • Wickedslick

        Wendi Richter

    • Jeremy Mathes

      shouldnt Ali be doing Liberace's pose and wearing his outfit, and Liberace grabbing Hogan?

    • Monzer

      That was for the first wrestlania!!!


    #37 Need that glass!

    • Moar

      You get sent to jail for that in NYC

    • Zach

      You can have the glass. I'll take the girl.

      • Freddy Mercury

        Zach's gay and trying to hide it.

    • Big C

      What glass?

    • Fucknuts


  • drbman

    #40 we live on an amazing planet! let's stop fucking it up!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Amen, brother.

    • Bouff

      Looks like a screenshot from the old school PC game MYST

      • Kristen

        No, no it doesn't. You're a stupid fuck, Bouff.

    • coocoocuchoo

      thats easy to say typing on a computer powered by electricty generated from fossil fuels or uranium.

      • Matt

        My house is 100% wind powered, but thanks for trying to crap all over something the moment someone else says something positive.

    • Lunch_Box

      You know that's not a naturally occurring bridge and hut right, it's man made, other than the building materials, there's nothing natural about that image to inspire the amazing planet comment that makes sense.

      • mrbrixon

        what? lol. the view? they sky, the water? hahaha.

    • Mike Jahnke

      shut up tree hugger

  • LucretiusCarus

    #41 I stayed right about where the Sun is setting. Santorini is a marvelous place.

    • your father

      no one cares

      • LucretiusCarus

        You always were supportive, dad.

    • Darb

      I stayed on the other side of the caldera where the sun rises. It is awesome, I miss it.

  • drbman

    #15 please let's make this style mainstream …fingers crossed.

    • Prick

      When I look at pictures of my grandparents, they are always dressed up. Guys actually wore ties to baseball games. Women in awesome dresses with gloves, men in non douche bag style hats……sigh….when did we abandon class?

      • nuccabay

        we we realized dressing like that was uncomfortable as hell…why would you want to be in a suit at a baseball game in the 90 degree heat??

        • COOOOOP

          You're missing the point of what Prick was saying.

    • Eric

      YES. I would love to see this overtake the Ugg boots, and oversized sun glasses.

      • drbman

        no kidding we can be like wow i bet she has an amazing ass, walks by us,,hmm yup! she does!

    • Jeremy Mathes

      Easier access……

      • boobman

        I'd ATM her!

    • Holmespump

      Blue blazer and khakis?

      • Superman Dumplings

        yep. i thought only americans did that shit……

  • jreddy23

    #8…Michael Phelps in 30 years.

    • Travis


    • MattyDeuce

      What does that even mean?

    • Dr_Batman

      …..What? I don't even see where you made that connection.

  • B Dub

    #3 Stunning….that is all.

    • Kristen

      Jennifer Paris…NSFW

      • BonerBoi

        Ancilla Tilia!

  • remix_

    #35 that's really neat!

    • BOOM!

      I want to lick your face!

    • ctso74

      I thought it was brilliant, as well.

  • patov40

    #29, if this is an old one, it never made it around to me. TOO funny! B)

  • BigPup

    #17 I didn't know Rosie O'Donnell had a arcade game… Weird.

  • whatakrock

    #42 I need to live there! STAT!

    • Martin

      Looks like the last scene in Fast 5, same beach house they all ended up at.

    • Chug

      Gah. Want. So very much want.
      I think that's Baja California? I don't know of anywhere else where the desert meets the ocean like that. But I could be wrong.

  • rob-0


    can't make a whore into a housewife

    • derp.

      sure you can. it's where you and all your buddies put their extra baby- batter when they're done with it.

    • suckit

      Wrong, Chivettes do get married.

      • Pat

        Im still trying to turn a howsewife back into a hoe !!

        • Tris

          Well played sir

      • 9408u

        lol win

    • DaddyJax

      Actually a prom dress. She was in High School at the time of this pic
      NonShopped pic

      • MonkeyMadness

        Even the unaltered pic is a little too revealing. I'd never let my daughter wear that!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Damn…that's still pretty big

  • boob_cuddle

    #18 genius.

    • sink pisser

      just asking for the sink to be pissed all over

    • Poke4Life

      Reminds me of FireFly

      • rick

        Holy crap! You remember Firefly!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I thought so to…until i thought about those tiny holes being clogged by facial hair after i shave

  • Brent Misfeldt

    I DO! #23

    • Fuglie

      and I thought my family was the only one with that ugly couch.

  • Bradyized

    #6 How…. what…. I don't…

    • Kodos

      the sandwich can wait…

  • @Howling_Eagle

    #32 taking a nap on a couch is for suckers

    • Poke4Life

      #32 How 'bout no, Scott…

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