“Honey, I got us a new wine rack” (6 Photos)

Wine rack transformer doesn’t want any of your excuses — drink!

  • BigWoodee

    Looks like its made out of transmission parts

    • Cool story bro

      the inside of auto trannies are fucking mazes

    • thedude

      Trans, transfer case and diff parts!

  • andy


    • Uh oh

      First dink.

      • Jason sucks it

        check the timeline douche dink

    • Peter


      • Jason sucks it

        Again, Peter, aka Fuckface. Check the timeline. Fuckface.

    • Vent187

      Have you always been this much of a failure?

      • Jason sucks it

        Again @Vent187 aka Fuckstain. Check the timeline. Also, you are a fuckstain.

    • Benny

      Internet Tough. This guy must be a real bad ass in person.

      • andy

        thank you benny for your enlightening comments about my toughness. although you couldnt phathom what ive been through, and i can sense your sarcasm about my toughness, i am a bad ass. 'this guy' would wipe your face up and down the closest staircase. go fuck a hallway asshole.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mike.jahnke.98 Mike Jahnke


  • Shiguy

    That is awesome, I am sure my wife wants one of those! #5

    • SJay

      The last words Shiguy ever said. RIP. >.>

  • Uh oh

    Virgin for life.

    • Scott

      You would know huh?

      • Uh oh

        Assuming I would doesn't change that fact that that person is still a virgin for life.

        • maddy

          The "fact that that person is still a virgin for life." What fact? You just completely fabricated that comment through conjecture. Fact: just because you said something in a comment thread doesn't make it a fact.

  • JenPen

    Yes, yes yes and more yes! My two favorite things!! Wine and transformers! YES!!!!

  • boob_cuddle

    But does it keep it chilled?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      A wine rack this cool, definately keeps things "chilled".

    • Habsy

      I don't even see a bottle opener on it.

  • Ned

    #5 That is a shit ton of shoes!

    • twavor

      Doubtful that it is actually a "shit ton", but if you've got wine, and if you've got friends(that wear shoes), you've got a party…..so that's probably why there's so many shoes. 😉 The more you know…..

      • Just Sayin'

        But they are all the same size. Weird party, but nice try. The more you know…

      • DDouble

        And you know they're the same size how douche?

        • DDouble

          Oh I see.

    • Apollob

      Should have built a shoe rack instead.

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #5 I feel like it should have some type of awesome opener too.

    • Beev

      I have a feeling that #5 is not the same pic as it used to be

      • Beev

        Well it was a very flexible flipping over…

        • Beev

          flexible Girl* fuck Im retarded

  • Ken

    Clever for him/her to make, I'd never want it though!

  • Go Hoosiers

    Wine, like the gender that drinks it, belongs in the kitchen. A big ass transformer only makes me think that this wine rack belongs to a nice lesbian couple. 1800, Kettle One, Mr. Walker, or Beer fellas, and the only rack you should want for those beverages should have nipples on the end of it. Don't be a bitch.

    • Lisa

      *Ketel One. Don't be an ignorant douche.

    • JackDiesel

      Real men can drink whatever they want and not worry about having their 'manliness' questioned.

      • Dizz

        You know how I know you're gay…

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
    • Ionek

      Tools like you need to get off this site……. But then you wouldn't have anyone to talk to……. Hmmm forever alone lol

    • A BiPolar Guy

      really? you think wine is a woman's drink? that's funny!

    • kmw

      it must be very very lonely fpr you in your mother's basement

  • Malisa

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nxs.jpg>I started a new hobby. I got tired of working in the garden, YEP it's super Robot <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/bho.jpg>

  • Cal1

    What a pile of crap

  • Go Hoosiers

    And all you "firsters" out there, F5 B4 U submit, you are already a d-bag for posting first, make sure it didn't end up being the 2nd comment you fucking fucks!

    • firsters

      Thanks kid!

    • Leddy420

      Yay, a new retard to hate/troll. ^

    • Scott

      Wow, you're all kinds of stupid aren't you douche?

    • Kristen

      Get the fuck out of my state, Mr. Needle Dick the bug-fucker.

    • Jason sucks it

      Hoosiers = Straight up douchebags where I come from.

    • KillerCody

      There are only 3 things more annoying than the "first" post. 1: Those that actually miss being first. 2: Those that comment on the ones that missed being first. 3: This comment.

      • Jason sucks it

        killercody(fuckface), blows goats. iI have proof.

  • Uh oh

    How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two, but I am not sure how they got in there.

    • passwordistaco

      0 – it takes one hot wife! Don't you pay attention!

    • James

      Oh, I like this game! How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall???….. depends how hard you throw them!

  • Josh

    #13 wow!

  • martinj67

    I get the feeling someone's screwed something up (but in a good way) – pics #1 – #6 are a rather cute dancer girl in various ballet-like poses.

    • YoBigMan

      I'm seeing about 24 pictures of a very cute dancer.
      I'm smell a nice post on the way.

  • SpacemanSpiff

    "It's ok, I didn't want wine anyway"


  • AnyoneForCoffee

    If the hot girl is *really* a wine rack, there's only room for three bottles so….y'know, it's not very good as wine racks go.

    I'd better have a dozen.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      So, just to make this clear,……..the hot 'splits girl' ISN'T a wine rack?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kat.brokaw1 Kat Brokaw


  • Fail Bob

    Front page fail bob

  • Jezdezpez

    this is stupid, this should be associated with beer, not wine, no wife would allow a dude thing to be the "wine" rack… idiots

    • JackDiesel

      Someone isn't paying attention. Look at the shoes on the floor in #6.

    • Tulsa Chiver

      You said "No wife would allow"……like she'd have a choice. Hahahahahaha….but seriously, a real wife would suggest a transformer wine rack. Otherwise why marry her if she's a nagging hag?

      • Jezdezpez

        LOL, well, I've considered that but at some point you kind of have to grow up a tad and have this in a man-cave instead. It would be a little awkward having to explain the awkward robot wine rack to "those clients"; they don't appreciate anything.

  • anti-bob

    Well Bob, still can't figure out how to post, maybe you should start over with crayons.

  • cherryfarmer

    One night after drinking I would walk downstairs, forget it's real, and it would scare the shit out of me

  • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham
    • b3nje909

      HAHA I like that!!!!!

  • imbfizzle

    so its a gay robot? could have at least made it to hold the 3 wise men.

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