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June 17, 2012 |
In: College, Funny, WTF
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Happy Father’s Day!
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Category: College, Funny, WTF
#19 can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I guess not many people watched full metal jacket.
Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
That's IMPOSSIBRU you idiot, the hose would be sucked flat instanty.
Only Mac might be able to actually do that, he's kinda weird.
- Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."
Go watch Full Metal Jacket before you thumbs down this comment…
already have. doesn't the comment's funny. still thumbed it down.
Clearly people dont understand this post I sure as hell do lol FMJ
"how tall are you
5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!" haha
Happy Fathers Day, fellow Chiver Dad's! Lets keep showing these young pups how to really tie one on!
Trying. Had to pick up my daughter at 5am this morning. She simply will not stop mixing different types of alcohol no matter how many times I warn her about it!
I remember my dad coming to get me from the bar a couple of times when I was 19 or 20…we eventually learn, don't worry haha
and tell her to stop giving such toothy blowjobs.
Happy Fathers Day!!!
my wife let me sleep in this morning!! and made me breakfast!! it's gonna be a great day!!
I hope I'm still doing this shit in my upper 40's.
I'm approaching my mid-40s and I haven't stopped.
It helps not having kids though….they tend to spoil it.
I'm a chiving dad in my 40's….no chance of slowing here….we were doin this shit in the 80's….passing the torch is a helluva ride bro
Same here. Nothing better than an old Chiver!
I'm 63. Still going.
I'm 63. Come at me, bro.
78, and i just pooped a little.
Eye just pooped a lot out of my poopy whole
Happy fathers day to all those who still have fathers. cherish the time with them.
#25 Mac's Daddy!! Happy Father's Day!!!
Grandpa, but close
Macs daddys daddy?
Your grandpa is Rolf Harris? Sweet!
The berry should have done "hot DILFS on the middle of nowhere"
Know how I know you're very gay?
Know how I know your sense of humor sucks?
I like dads
As I read this with a slight hangover, my 2 year old and one year old are laughing historically at each other while they eat breakfast. Yup. Life is good.
well, at least you have historical histeria to back you up you f'ing ding dong hoo cant schpell 4 schitt…poop!
#2 the worst thing, that's someones father up on that stage.
Daddy issues no doubt
Hope y'all feel ok this morning. Happy fathers day Popa! And happy fathers day to all dads!!!
My area code is also 817, I reside across the street from Cowboys Stadium! I know.. irrelevant.
Sweet !!! Listen Chiver, meet you at Pitt Grill in 30 minutes k? Wear tight pink pants and a yellow hat – I will be the leggy wet blond in the booth.
Despite Pitt Grill being 5 minutes from my place, I can't make it. Just got off work heading straight to the library to study an exam I have exam tomorrow. Taking a couple summer classes @ UT Arlington. And since I'm heterosexual, I don't own tight pink pants.
Happy fathers day fellow chivers and chivettes!! Loving the so u got wasted edition!
#12 I would rock the shit out of those clothes if I could still find em. Don't think I missed you corduroy shorts! Op rocked.
Haven't you commented that before? Is that your one line or something?
Wow, I edited (immediately) to add the Op's otherwise you have me confused not so Sharp Chiver.
This trombone sounds terrible…
Looks like about 1978
#10 "Like a virgin"
Dads make my pants super tight!
#21 hey, where'd ya get the canadian tuxedo denim dan?
Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads, Grandpas, Stepdads, and all other fatherly figures! We love your goofy selves!
#3 Good Dad award goes to…
#23. You mean "homo dad".
I am pretty sure he did that too be funny or one of his kids is emo and he's making fun of them/showing how stupid they look.
You mean, "I marginalise people I don't know, based on my perception of their sexuality". Don't hate. KCCO. <3
As a chiver dad, this post made my day. Thanks chive, you rock!
Like the man said, enjoy your dad while you've got him.
Happy Father's Day! We must remember that our dads and grandads drank way before us and thats where we learned it from in the first place!
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