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Soooo…. your dad got wasted (26 Photos)

June 17, 2012 | In: College, Funny, WTF

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Category: College, Funny, WTF

El_profe

#19 can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

StevieB

what
Guest88

Solid reference.

El_profe

I guess not many people watched full metal jacket.

homerpimpson

Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

That's IMPOSSIBRU you idiot, the hose would be sucked flat instanty.

Only Mac might be able to actually do that, he's kinda weird.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."
ManBearPig

Go watch Full Metal Jacket before you thumbs down this comment…

Glib

already have. doesn't the comment's funny. still thumbed it down.

http://twitter.com/Juli4ever @Juli4ever

Clearly people dont understand this post I sure as hell do lol FMJ
"how tall are you
5'9" sir
5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!" haha

UtahChiverDad

Happy Fathers Day, fellow Chiver Dad's! Lets keep showing these young pups how to really tie one on!

The James

Trying. Had to pick up my daughter at 5am this morning. She simply will not stop mixing different types of alcohol no matter how many times I warn her about it!

Girly

I remember my dad coming to get me from the bar a couple of times when I was 19 or 20…we eventually learn, don't worry haha
The Chad

and tell her to stop giving such toothy blowjobs.

Jak

Dads rule!!!!
Colin

Happy Fathers Day!!!

http://www.facebook.com/dakota.moore.7393 Dakota Moore

my wife let me sleep in this morning!! and made me breakfast!! it's gonna be a great day!!

TomatoTipper

I hope I'm still doing this shit in my upper 40's.

AnyoneForCoffee

I'm approaching my mid-40s and I haven't stopped.

It helps not having kids though….they tend to spoil it.
Max

I'm a chiving dad in my 40's….no chance of slowing here….we were doin this shit in the 80's….passing the torch is a helluva ride bro

Darrell

Same here. Nothing better than an old Chiver!

DaddyD

I'm 63. Still going.
Wrinkly Taylor

I'm 63. Come at me, bro.
Tucker

78, and i just pooped a little.

larrie

Eye just pooped a lot out of my poopy whole

turbosnail4

Happy fathers day to all those who still have fathers. cherish the time with them.
babyfartmagizax

#25 Mac's Daddy!! Happy Father's Day!!!

Mac the Intern

Grandpa, but close

Shane

Macs daddys daddy?
redbairn

Your grandpa is Rolf Harris? Sweet!

AirmanZimm

The berry should have done "hot DILFS on the middle of nowhere"

FlyboyJim

Know how I know you're very gay?

AirmanZimm

Know how I know your sense of humor sucks?

casey

I like dads

Adad

Go on…

http://www.facebook.com/shawn.bell.71 Shawn Bell

As I read this with a slight hangover, my 2 year old and one year old are laughing historically at each other while they eat breakfast. Yup. Life is good.

hysteria poo

well, at least you have historical histeria to back you up you f'ing ding dong hoo cant schpell 4 schitt…poop!

Alex

#2 the worst thing, that's someones father up on that stage.

BAMF

Daddy issues no doubt

817-chivette

Hope y'all feel ok this morning. Happy fathers day Popa! And happy fathers day to all dads!!!

Arlington

My area code is also 817, I reside across the street from Cowboys Stadium! I know.. irrelevant.

817- chivette

Sweet !!! Listen Chiver, meet you at Pitt Grill in 30 minutes k? Wear tight pink pants and a yellow hat – I will be the leggy wet blond in the booth.

Arlington

Despite Pitt Grill being 5 minutes from my place, I can't make it. Just got off work heading straight to the library to study an exam I have exam tomorrow. Taking a couple summer classes @ UT Arlington. And since I'm heterosexual, I don't own tight pink pants.

Avlds13

Happy fathers day fellow chivers and chivettes!! Loving the so u got wasted edition!
passwordistaco

#12 I would rock the shit out of those clothes if I could still find em. Don't think I missed you corduroy shorts! Op rocked.

Sharp Chiver

Haven't you commented that before? Is that your one line or something?

passwordistaco

Wow, I edited (immediately) to add the Op's otherwise you have me confused not so Sharp Chiver.

The Guy

This trombone sounds terrible…

The Guy

#12

ChodeLauncher

Looks like about 1978

Chicago Sean

#10 "Like a virgin"
Beau McFaggy Pants

Dads make my pants super tight!
stash

#21 hey, where'd ya get the canadian tuxedo denim dan?
bubblerider86

Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads, Grandpas, Stepdads, and all other fatherly figures! We love your goofy selves!
16inchzipper

#3 MCLOVIN!
drsoos712

#24 Glorious…
Chaos

#3 Good Dad award goes to…
DMFMcKenzie

#23. You mean "homo dad".

casey

I am pretty sure he did that too be funny or one of his kids is emo and he's making fun of them/showing how stupid they look.
Heh

You mean, "I marginalise people I don't know, based on my perception of their sexuality". Don't hate. KCCO. <3

http://www.facebook.com/brandon.beardslee Brandon Beardslee

As a chiver dad, this post made my day. Thanks chive, you rock!
freddy boy

Like the man said, enjoy your dad while you've got him.
melindu

Happy Father's Day! We must remember that our dads and grandads drank way before us and thats where we learned it from in the first place!

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