Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • warbird

    #39, #40

    Listen to Danny

    • nwf

      Danny DeVito will always be Frank Reynolds to me.

      • AssHaterson

        Arnold's gene pool dumpster brother to me.

        • Michael

          Jack the Bear?

  • Jane O'Brien

    #23, #25

    Anybody else notice that the last few photos of John have been of him holding a lightsaber, a bike seat, and a wooden axe? I need to party with this cat.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      I tried to notice……but #49 stole my attention, possibly my heart.

    • 88 cents

      i still don't believe he is holding anything…

    • PubicJones

      Get off his dick.

    • Epitomizer

      His IMDb mini bio is quite awesome as well. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2101814/

  • jdubs21

    #1 I wish I was at this wedding, this sluttly slutty wedding

    • Guse

      Tattooed Asian chick? I'm still dreaming, aren't I?

      • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron James

        Find her! (then bring her to me)

    • DrGarnicus

      Well stated!

    • Noo

      Why is the divorce rate so high?

    • Ned_Plimpton

      The chick all the way to the right is my fav.

      Looks like she could be dirty all by herself!

      • DrGarnicus

        I thought the same.

    • Jake

      Does the rule of brides maides fuckin the groomsmen still apply? If so I'll be all 5 groomsmen

    • good jeff

      more bride!

    • mtpuckhead

      Sexiest wedding pic ever.

    • Cliff

      I bet she would eat cum from a dick on get wedding night, not from the groom they say

      • TheJesus

        It's high time we get that pic in HD…and the rest of the pics from that shoot, while we're at it.

    • goatpunch

      funny, pornstars usually don't disclose their wedding photos, ha!

  • G Monie

    #30 GOD YES….

    • Nec

      A thousand times yes…

      • SmileAlready

        I dunno.. looks like she's working up to something~

    • hwath

      I don't care what anyone says. When I fuckin ask for more, I want MOAR. Not this side of the leg, no ass, bra not burned, busch league bull shit.

      Take notes from #46 and #38 next time.

      • Just Sayin'

        You're an ass.

        • Tatts

          I agree with this guy, that's an awesome shot. There's other sites for str8 pron and other posts for what you want. That's damned hot. Ever get to the end of a post and realize you rhymed far too much or not?

      • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

        If you put thigh highs and garter belts on, I don't care what else you wear or how you pose, you win.

    • Tatts

      She is fan-fucking-tastic.

    • Russ

      Oh good lord! Someone pinch me! lol

    • JohnMcClane_

      Sweet mother of Moses!

      Future Chivette of the week??? Pleeeeeeease??

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Listen to this Man!

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Does anyone have a tissue or paper towel… I seem to have had an…er, um,….mishap. Thanks.

    • Vachiver

      Is she single and if so I call dibs

    • Sargon

      One of the sexiest pictures in long while! Now show us a face along with that heavenly body and everything will be alright!

    • fakefrank

      BEST.MOAR.EVER!!!! Literally had pick my jaw off the floor. WOW! You got IT!

    • DudeYa

      O my God… That table is weak. Cum sit on my face quick while I tell lies! O my god… MOARRRR!

  • jreddy23

    #1…let me reiterate…I AM FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGES!!!

    • ruzzle

      only if both chicks are hot

      • jreddy23

        let me be more specific…I am for same sex marriages (between any and all of the ladies in this picture).

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Wtf does this pic have to do with SSM??

      And why would you not want them available to men??

      • Bill

        because bewbs

        • jdubs21

          Well said, well said

        • Ned_Plimpton

          Makes no sense, but I guess bewbs is always an excuse.

      • Jake

        Ok someone get this sensitive prick outa here, it's called joking around

    • Simon_Phoenix

      I totally support gay marriage … IF BOTH CHICS ARE HOT!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Slutty Bridesmaids are the gateway to awesome-sex marriages

    • Optimus_prime

      I support lesbian divorce

  • will


    I'm giving it 30 seconds before the servers get crushed

    • Ryno

      I give it 5

    • Felcus

      Bitch please… That shit'll crash before the shirts are even on sale. HazzaH!

    • Cill

      But what does it mean about the BFM 3D shirts 'if you know where to look'

      • http://www.facebook.com/murray.wilson.108 Murray Wilson

        You need to get yourself a pair of 3D glasses but only the cheap kind like from when you were a kid and look in the DAR they post that day, it reveals a link you can't see with the naked eye.

        Also, noon PST is 8 p.m. here in Scotland, exactly when I'm at work, I'm never gonna get one of these damn shirts!

        • Cill

          Dont suppose you have a pair of these glasses and would be willing to forward me the link??

    • ROR

      I think I'll save my time and money and frustration by not dealing with the Chive's shitty servers and not listening to piss poor excuses about how it's not their fault. Apparently in order to get a shirt without trouble I have to have a hot body and great rack, which, being a guy, I don't have. Or send in hot pics of my redhead wife "asking" for a Chive shirt for me. Since I think a little more of her than to whore her out for a shirt, I think I'll not do that.

      • ROR

        As I am aware I'll get thumbed down to hell, let me say in advance, "Suck it."

        • >.>

          Thumbs up from me for speaking the truth! =D

      • my two cents

        I should point out the it's NOT the chive's servers, it's Shopify, one of the largest ecommerce platforms in the world.

        so, no, it's not their fault at all. I'm an IT guy and I can also tell you that crashing a site like Shopify is unbelievably difficult.

      • videologic

        I dont get why anyone would want one of these douchebag t-shirts anyway.

        • Bill Murray

          this. get some some damn originality, you tools.

    • Matt
  • Jdubya

    #20 ummm wow?

    • nate

      who is this and MORE!!!!!

    • ColaChiver

      Imagine the possibilities …..oh lawd

    • yup

      That is how those mail order brides come… some assembly required.

      • jreddy23

        dynamite drop-in!

    • MattKL

      Dear diary: Jackpot!!

    • Maik

      2 many dirty thoughts, head exploding…

    • DickFister

      I keep a three-hole punch in my desk for just these occasions.

    • Felcus

      Not sure which way to attack.

    • Tomas

      I'm in lust. :p

    • Frankie

      OM NOM NOM.

    • f1junkie

      I guess I am in the minority but I find this to be disturbing and not the least sexy or attractive

      • Bill Murray


    • tim

      You could do a 69, a 10, a letter P, all kinda stuff.

      • dood

        Ohhhhh the possibilities!

        • Ron Swanson

          lol you guys spend too much time watching porn instead of having actual sex

    • Pops

      This is disturbing – she looks about 12 to me.


    MOAR of the sleeved one #1

  • Rollout25

    #30 I want to see how this is going to end

    • Hammer_Pants

      Probably in tissue paper.

    • Allscool

      Done with C.C. – Chive Class

  • http://www.facebook.com/aj.kulish A.j. Kulish

    YAY for early dar!

    • donuts

      early DAR means i have 2 hours left at work and nothing to look forward to.

  • st33


    • IamAwesome

      This was posted months ago.

      • st33

        Still cool today.

    • fact

      He's already won… no need for a shirt

    • Daniel Tosh

      you should thank him by giving him a blow job and not posting yourself on the internet.

    • Jason

      I believe we need these two pics to be resubmitted without any text

    • mario

      hahaha shit id be happy w just u tellin me thanxx!!!

    • Larry

      If I send one of my KCCO shirts, will you send me the thanks??

    • Seth

      Gf probably gave shit at bf for looking at sluts on the net, hes like they aren't sluts they are just trying to get t-shirts for bf. Week later bites him in the ass, hahahah…. or did this only happen to me?

  • whyme1973

    #9 Not experiencing it from me today, I can tell you that. Amazing rack!
    #30 Thank you! Incredibly sexy!
    #49 I can't tell you how much I want to have 2 handfuls of that amazing ass. Damn!

    • Yeah

      Isn't #49 Pinky?

      • whyme1973

        That is my best guess. She has those little tattoos of hers covered up if it is. The ass certainly is amazing enough to be her.

      • Sherlock
        • whyme1973

          Speaking of which…what the hell happened to the lovely Pinky's Tumblr page?

          • You're Welcome

            "Due to an an unfortunate crossing of our worlds of work and play…(Think of it like Fringe, but with more booty )… tonight will be my last night on tumblr.

            We appreciate all the followers and the love, but it’s just gotten to be too much of a liability at the moment.

            We’ve found lots of cool stuff through our followers, and hopefully they got something out of it too

            Until we virtually meet again….

            Pinky and J"

            • Yeah

              Um…. that completely SUCKS. 😦

              • Elcastino

                Man I am bummed now after being so happy to see her close out the DAR today. Sorry to hear that Pinky, you will truly be missed.

                • Chiver

                  FYI It's shopped according to Pinky. She says so on page 2 or 3 I think. I wonder who shopped it? TheChive?

      • its_forge

        I didn't think Pinky had quite that much badonk, but you may be right. It's a gorgeous ass either way.

      • R2_Pinky

        LOL That is me. It's an old tumblr pic; I didn't submit it, but it's shopped. Sorry to disappoint anyone, but I think I like my ass better! 😉

        • Grrregg

          I miss your Tumblr and seeing what you've been up to, but life is what it is, I wish you the best. And of course, you're right about the photoshop version, your ass is far, far better.

        • Thror

          In the interests of Justice, perhaps a review of the original pic is in order. I would hate to think that these… photoshop slanderers would win.

        • whos.mike

          You are absolutely gorgeous…. I want to play.

    • synthetictruism

      sadly #9 is shopped.. 😦

      • whyme1973

        I'm not in love with your tone right now. 😦

      • Samhedi

        Thank you, the original is sooooo much better.

      • WhatTha

        Caption still applies.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    Earliest DAR ever? #15 *Shopify braces for impact*

    • Felcus

      I'm afraid that's an impact nothing can be adequately braced for.

  • https://www.facebook.com/sugardutton Sugar Dutton

    Awesome. Early DAR!

  • fangirl


    Saw him the show last night, his character is hilarious if you haven't seen it

    • P666

      He's brilliant:)

    • NcouthYouth

      "If I recall I believe he flipped me off too"

      • WilMah

        I like his Southern accent lol

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Whatever you say… sherrif!


  • bob_the_cook

    #11 has to be shopped. There couldn't possibly be ice present around her.


      yes a definite MOAR is needed

      • CanucksRule

        that's veronique from cafe lu in cali. look them up on fb. u can that me later.

        • DUBU2DEATH

          thanks man, now i know u need a lambo to get in that! hahhaa

        • I don't know

          Yes thank you for informing us of that awesome whore house where you can gets some herps with your coffee.

    • jimbozo

      How fast until the manager gets fired…

      Who cares!

      • ANDY

        SHE IS WEARING THE UNIFORM GOOGLE IT …. veronique popa

    • Vent187

      She took "chivettes bored at work" to a whole new level.

    • Bluesk1d

      This is Cafe Lu in Garden Grove, CA if anyone wants to see this in person 😉

    • scott

      what an amazing cafe a place ill definetly put on the bucket list to go see.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #30 Ahhhh-mazing

  • misschris

    #36 Wow, that's an incredible picture! Oh wait, sorry, I meant #30 … yes, truly incredible!

  • JoeMamma

    #1 is just such a great shot

    • Nahvis

      MOAR of the girl lifting her dress up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Child Please

    #15 BFM shirts on my birthday! Woooo!

    • GCEMSPete

      Where do we look for the 3D BFM shirts???

    • Bilbo Naggins

      Also wondering about the 3D BFM shirts

  • douche baggins

    #45 WOW!!

    • DrGarnicus

      I love the shadow of the nipple.

    • duder

      way too much. no thinks

      • Skadoosh

        Like you'd kick her out of your bed! What's the deal with all these boobie-elitists? Is being heterosexual too mainstream for boys like you? Someone find this boob goddess already!

        • Bill Murray

          you obviously have some issues with insecurity in your masculinity. people have preferences. deal with it.

    • MattKL

      Made me say Good Lawd!!

    • JohnMcClane_

      Those are most certainly built for comfort rather than speed…yet I would motorboat the hell out of em….

      • DrGarnicus


    • PrimerGray

      Sweater meat.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      she moves her arms, they hit her kneecaps.

    • Frank M

      That made my penis's day!

    • Hostile 17

      Its Sayaka Kamiyama

    • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

      Going off of #9, this young lady will never experience eye contact either…

    • Notknowing

      Those are the perfect tits for MOTORBOATIN'. They are perfect bewbs, in my professional opinion.

    • Diggers

      She needs scaffolding to hold those big, beautiful buggers up. I'd gladly lend her a hand.

  • boob_cuddle

    Great dar today chive! Today has been a frustrating day at work for me. Now I have a smile on my face.

  • https://www.facebook.com/daniel.allton Daniel Allton

    #44 What sorcery is this??

    • Andy

      Very old trick but a nice little bar conversation starter

      • Truth

        Rhetorical question, genius.

    • its_forge

      Paraffin is a petroleum distillate and its fumes are flammable, that's why you get such great flame from a paraffin candle.

  • Dick Salad

    #6 I'm not the only one…

    • Yeah

      Yes, there are plenty of females that feel this way.

      • Dick Salad

        You perceive that as feminine some how? My bad

        #1 #2 #9 #11
        Moar, marry me, dat ass, better love story than twilight, etc

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #20 I WANNA TRY IT!

    Not the pose….

    • bdg

      Jackhammer time!!!!

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