• Mr.President

    First bitches

    • douche baggins

      you're gay

    • dumass

      I get it. It's a female dog. Very clever Mr.President.

    • https://www.facebook.com/sykofun Madcap Laughs

      first on the short bus

  • jeff donuts

    such a smart little dog

    • Yea

      That dogs an asshole

    • Bob

      Such a stupid little dog. For every action has an equal and opposite butt kicking.

    • shamshe

      WHAT THE F is up with people not training their dogs? untrained dogs are assholes just like their owners.

      • DrunkSkunk

        The dog IS trained, that's why there are cameras in the effing kitchen. Good grief. Maybe someone needs to train you…TO THINK.

    • Dimitris

      such an ugly dog

      • stingray2309

        funny how the video ends when he walks in. i bet you would see in the unedited video he kicked the shit out of that ugly dog.

      • DrunkSkunk

        I believe it's a Chinese Crested, the breed consistently winning the "Ugliest Dog Contest" in Petaluma, CA.

  • Vols fan

    I've seen nfl games and pornos with less camera angles…

    • Bob

      I bet this guy makes some good porn!

      • Nishtai

        Weird comment… I don't know how his dog eating a platefull of bacon makes you think of his porn ski– Wait! Haha, now I got it

  • McDouble

    That's a dog??

    • Fuang

      I don't think so. I looks like the Crypt Keeper fucked a Dalmatian.

  • Toba

    Isn't that the thing that crawls around Jabba the Hut?

    • M.O.T.

      No, this one's way uglier.

      • Barf

        Looks like somethin that came out of Paula

  • BigPup

    Crafty little fucker!

  • Nick

    That is a hideous looking dog lol

    • Dr_StrangePants

      what he looks in looks he makes up for in brains i guess

      • Nishtai

        Don't we all?

    • Evan

      Good thing he's smart, cause he's fuck ugly. haha

  • zuksofhazzard

    I'm guessing the dog's name… Spot?

  • Purse Rats

    I just watched the whole video and didn't see a dog…

  • Obionecanblomi

    Probably pisses all over the house.

  • drbman

    another great reason to crate train… not only for hygienic reasons, but that poor dog could have broken his leg!

    • Ethix

      What an insightful and useful comment.

    • Bob

      Sure, make the dog spend its life in a small box. Would like to do the same to you.

      • Marmaduke

        And here we have a complete and total idiot who has absolutely no idea, at all, what 'crate training' is–and has even less knowledge about the psychology of dogs. Give yourself a pat on the back and then quietly go fuck yourself in the corner.

    • mcfadinj

      So the dog could have broken it's leg from a 3-4 foot fall? I guess all that crate-training you do has made you used to dogs with extremely weak legs since they spend all that time not being able to move.

    • dbh

      quit saying crate and call it what it really is…a cage

  • WelfareDept

    more like Chupacabras

  • Josh

    Damn it Bob! I know I am at work and all but shit man, that's 1:49 I could have used trying to find something to do here! KCCO

  • Nick

    What a terrible creature. Yappy, ugly, disobedient…3 strikes you're out jungle rat.

  • Andy R.

    Anybody else dizzy from all the camera angle changes?

  • Yankeesji

    There sure are a lot of whiny negative comments in here.

    • mcfadinj

      Welcome to theChive.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      there's something about summertime that brings the legion of kiddos out to troll around with their extra time

  • B Dub

    My Jack Russell used to do that. Then, I told her to stay off the table, so she does. She was smart to get up there, but smarter to listen to me. Good dog! AND, my dog is actually a good looking dog! This one, not so much. Just saying. I love the kitchen though!

    • BigOkie

      Jack Russells are awesome dogs. Super smart but also pretty obedient most of the time. If I could get mine to leave snakes alone I would be happy. She has been bitten by copperheads 6 times in the last 4 years and she still won't leave them alone.

  • Bbomb

    First 😉

    • KO617

      Troll?

  • KO617

    If my beagle could ever muster up the brain power to figure this out I'd be sorta proud for a minute…then find the newspaper.

  • Macro

    We had a Miniature Pinscher that would push out the kitchen chair from under the table, hop up, and eat all the butter. No wheels on those chairs … heavy ass wood. Stupid thing literally ate a stick of butter that had to be way bigger than its stomach.

  • Logan

    i have sound but no video???? HELP!!!

    • theRealRealist

      Don't watch it with your eyes closed…that should help

      • Logan

        thanks for the help, all better now…………..dick!

    • ...

      You might be blind get that checked out.

    • 13Aliens

      used to happen to me with Explorer… Google Chrome seems to have fixed that.

  • Jezdezpez

    Stupid dog, he could have just nudged one of the bar stools and jumped up instead.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Did this guy put up those cameras just to catch his dog? If not, why does he have multiple camera angles in his kitchen? >_>

    • Macro

      Yes, he did.

    • ...

      It doubles as a porn set

    • msee

      he must have spent weeks training the dog to do this. That was the most staged viral video i've ever seen

  • strawberrymoustache

    brilliant acting by the guy there .. "Hey whatcha doin' up there"

    even though he caught it on film , at every possible angle.

  • tom

    KIIIILLL ITTTTT!!!!!!

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