I’m prescribing you a heavy dose of FLBP for your Monday blues (41 Photos)

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  • Anjin-San


    BOOOM headshot

    • StarznSkullz

      Lol does no one else realize this one is a fail? Nice photoshop…^_^

    • SockMoney17

      What is it with these stupid looking "combovers" these girls have? Their attractiveness has definitely gone downhill. Glad she was the first picture so I could move on to the rest. I'd still jerk off on her fat tits though.

      • AveryGAYchiver

        And I would like that jizzim up my fellow Chiver!

    • kweazy

      Yeah, the one baby arm makes her extra hot!

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      holy giant boobies batman!

    • barath

      can veeeeeeeeeee

    • Clark

      BOOOM, photoshop -_-

      • Ggg

        If u noticed it was photoshopped well then…..

    • Nyr


  • Giants Fan

    #10 FTW. THAT IS ALL.

    • LovesMelons

      Insert random watermelon joke here*

      • Trav1121

        'The melons look deliciously juicy'? 'Hopefully they are seedless'? 'They appear to be very ripe'? Innuendos 4TW! Haha

        • mopmonkey

          Also…Hmmm three watermelons..

          • Bubba

            Find! Just find!

            • Tayo

              There's a watermelon in this pic ????

            • Ken

              Sarah Jessica Parker.

              • Lou

                ^ …would love to look like her

              • Lou

                Sorry. Meant I would love to look like her

            • GrayDog

              Czech model Chikita [NSFW].

              • GrayDog
                • needitwantit

                  She looked hotter in the one posted up here originally then the ones in that link..


                  • GrayDog

                    Yes. She looks sexier when she isn't trying so hard.

                    • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

                      I beg to differ, the 3rd to last picture is just…something special.

    • Colin

      She has got to be the hottest chic I've ever seen. Does anyone know who she is or where I can see her

  • RichMahogany

    #1 #27 #29


    • MMmmmm

      #1 is photoshopped, see the cabinet in the background around her left boob. She's still epically sexy in the orignal though.

      • Rizwan

        HHmmmmmmm Ummmmah

      • MMmmmm

        Errr, I mean *TV.

      • kdkdk

        isn't shopped, the mirror is simply that way. my girl has one that looks similar

      • Devil's Advocate

        I don't think it's shopped, just a curtain and a mirror behind her.

  • hater

    #17. Erin Andrews…
    <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x189/gronus/Amazedface.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    • rdpre

      She is a cunt.

      • TheJesus

        She's actually ridiculously nice. I was friends with her at UF…

      • Cameltoewatcher

        #22 Camel toe Bonus!!!

      • JohnnyAppleSeed

        #12 EWWW, listen to your slut, not worthy at all!!!!!!!

    • kneeples

      #5 Bet she can tuck those in her waistband

    • http://www.facebook.com/abukari.majeed.5 Abukari Majeed

      hello girl my name is maje and i am from Ghana i will have like u to reply on my email bmajeed@ymail.com see u then

  • Attaxia

    #11 You are welcome back here any time !

    • Bill Boner

      I'd be honoured to taste your asshole

      • Ass_Hat

        Yeah, I'd like to tongue punch that fart box as well.

  • Holland

    Nice way to wake up

  • Rollout25

    #7 I like what is going on here

    • Name

      Now kiss

      • Attaxia

        now human centipede.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      MFC LexiFrench on the right?

    • Freddo 69

      What a great party

  • bdg

    #4 #22 #30 and #37 need to be found immediately!!!!!!!!! MOAR

    • andy021


    • Hideous Hose-Beast

      #37 is Elizabeth Marxs (NSFW)

    • Daisy

      Want to suck your boobs.so big nd so juicy.want to fuck ur pussy.

  • N8orius

    #12 I don't get the, "Not so much reference"…
    you sir, are confusing…

    • fendermallot

      He's saying she already has back problems.

    • SockMoney17

      I think your girlfriend was right. You should listen to her. Are her lips permanently like that?

      • JohnnyAppleSeed

        Agreed, fat as fuck and ugly as sin!

    • ....wow

      You sir are a little slow, it just mean she has big tits now therefore back problems later. Directed at her bf….

      • passwordistaco

        Actually the dude should have put future in quotes and left out the F after current. How have the grammar nazi's not tackled this already?

    • JOHN

      Your girl friend's boyfriend is an idiot. "Current Future" Lower Back Problems

    • degen

      She looks stout enough to handle the extra weight.

    • AssHaterson

      Screw all these other assholes. I'd stick my dick in those things all god damn day.

    • Panda

      #12 if i wanted to see fat chicks I would go to any fast food restaurant, not the chive… where did your standards go today chive???

      • Yuck

        Tooo Fat

        • Attaxia

          agreed. cue the white-knight chubby chasers.

        • Scott


    • Ouch

      Not too fat, still has a horse face though

  • King Kong

    Best way to start a week!!! Love girls with FLBP

  • eclipze

    #1 #19 #30 .. HOLY mother of god

  • NZ Chiver

    holy crappers batman more of #1 and #10 …..also #22 is not to bad either

    • map

      #22 = Toe for me and you…

  • Ash

    #10. Nice melons. The watermelons look tasty too.

    • Cutta

      Does the box on the table say "Quaker's Organ"?

      • GRyde

        Probably missing the "ic". ANd the Jackie O art on the wall is pretty sweet too.

      • Dr_Batman

        From the makers of Soylent Green comes Quaker's Organs! Chock full of your favorite human organs, fresh from the bodies of many, many orphans!

  • The Bandit

    #34…a good reason to go to the gym, if only for watching
    #35…wouldn't mind having that on my couch

    • CA Chiver

      My two favorite as well

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke
      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        not the same girl but damn it she's got some tig old bitties

  • nathan

    #5 Doooo your boobs hang low do they wobble to the flo, can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow?

    Boobs are great.

    • Anjin-San

      Yana Defi, by the way

      • Muad-dib

        Jana Defi

    • Yo Mamma

      Do Your Tits Hang Low?
      Do They Wobble To And Fro?
      Can You Tie Them In A Knot?
      Can You Tie Them In A Bow?
      Can You Throw Them Over Your Shoulder?
      Do You Need A Boulder Holder?
      Do Your Tits Hang Low?

      Are Your Tits Real Small?
      Are They Flat Just Like a Wall?
      Can You Hide Them With Your Hands?
      Can You See Them There At All?
      Would You Look Just Like a Male?
      If It Weren't For Your Pigtails?
      Are Your Tits Real Small?

      Are Your Tits Just Right?
      Are Your Blouses Kinda Tight?
      If You Had a Disagreement
      Could You Use Them In A Fight?
      Do the Boys Throw Fits?
      When You Flash Your Tits
      Are Your Tits Just Right?

      Do Your Tits Go Squish?
      When You Poke Them Like This?
      Do They Feel Just Like
      A Slimy Jelly Fish?
      Does Your Man's Pecker Stand?
      When He Holds Them In His Hand?
      Do Your Tits Go Squish?

      Are Your Tits Real Hard?
      Could You Use Them As A Guard?
      Do Your Nipples Poke Through
      Your Pink Leotard?
      When it’s Wet and Cold
      Do They Stand Out Proud and Bold
      Are Your Tits Real Hard?

      Do Your Tits Have Hair?
      Do People Stop and Stare
      When You Wear a French Braid
      Down To Your Underwear?
      Do People Think Your Breasts
      Are Like Your Father's Chest?
      Do Your Tits Have Hair?

      Are Your Tits Really Real?
      Did It Take Them Long To Heal?
      Are They Silicone
      Or Saline Filled?
      Do the Boys Hearts Race
      When You Shake Them In Their Face?
      Are Your Tits Really Real?

      If Your Tits Are Teeny Weenie
      Or Too Big For Your Bikini
      No Matter How They Look
      No Matter How They Feel
      Be Glad That You Got Em
      Cuz You Know the Boys Will Want 'em
      Your Tits Tits Tits!!

      • http://twitter.com/timchipp @timchipp

        Ouch, none of that could possibly feel good. Tying boobs in a knot?

    • Ken

      Hot damn I love titties that aren't fake!!!

    • Diggers

      Love those big soft, hanging titties but she would scare a dog off a dropped hamburger.

    • romulis

      The most gorgeous woman,,,,WOW!

  • Ubdilly

    #12 probably has a butter face. #26 you are the one. # 12 take note of #26. thats chive worthy!!!

    • Jesus

      You're an idiot.

      • Ubdilly

        i'm allowed to express my opinion. i respect yours as well. KCCO.

        • GuinessHangover

          Your opinion sucks.

          • Scott

            Guiness just because you like Jesus's cock doesn't mean you need to put down Ubdilly for speaking the truth.

  • Still_MisGuided

    #31 just fuckin fainted

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      #31 Right hand holding camera (check), left hand rubbing inner thigh (check). Wait, left hand doing what???

  • nlc44
    • Walls

      My thoughts exactly

    • GrayDog

      Elizabeth Marxs [NSFW].

      • nlc44

        Thank God for knowledgeable men like you sir, bless you.

        • JHL1

          Yes, thank Google for Google Images.

  • @smiley.cat

    kewl bewbs

  • Toenail

    Female koala bears have two vagina's.

    • Benji

      All the more to deny you with.

  • Brass

    #1 is having back problems right now!

    • Dave

      I would massage her back ever night before she goes to bed then lay my head on those two lovely pillows. she is beautiful

    • chivepolice

      it's shopped. look it up. still hot anyway.

    • Cutie with a booty

      It's true, big breasts is not very helpful with back problems…

  • https://www.facebook.com/orasul.trandafirilor Orasul Trandafirilor

    #31 the guy's face says everything…

    • NoGuys


    • _Like_a_Boss_

      #31 Her right hand is taking the picture but wtf is her left hand doing down there?

      • Attaxia

        it's holding her chicken leg.

      • Freddy Mercury

        It's holding her huge dick.

  • https://www.facebook.com/orasul.trandafirilor Orasul Trandafirilor

    sorry #32 the guy's face says everything…

    • SxmuelQns

      Epic dude is epic

      • Ned_Ryerson

        i really hate to be this guy but stop using "epic" where it doesn't belong! the complete overuse of the word be EVERYBODY to describe the smallest of things completely waters down the meaning and just becomes a sound you make. if everything is epic, nothing is epic. getting out of work early is not epic, saving $10 on groceries is not epic and this dude is not epic. only oceans, lengthy narratives and the god damned universe are epic!

        that's all, i'll stop being a douche and sorry for my rant. mondays piss me off until i get to the chive!

        • A BiPolar Guy

          epic rant, dude

    • spliggs

      Yes, and what it is saying is "slack-jawed yokel".

    • GuinessHangover

      I can't read minds but I'm pretty sure he's thinking "DAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMM"

    • Ian

      You stole the words right from my mouth

    • Bubba


    • AXD

      its a stance girl =)

    • Dr_Batman

      There are few times when you see the exact point a man gets an erection.

  • Noleo

    #26, all day, and forever.

  • ElChippy

    Heaven…nuff said.

    • jtti

      can i have u.

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