It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (22 Photos)

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  • misschris

    #3 I'm not gonna lie – those things do kinda blow my mind

    • billy from the hills

      so if the magic goes in the bottom were the fuck does my mayonnaise sandwich come from(read in dirty south accent)

    • NelPit

      What exactly about them blows your mind? A standard air compressor sucks air in at the base (Through those vents), and directs it up and out a slot that runs around the ring.

      What blows my mind is that people actually spend hundreds of dollars on these things (See #8 for another one of these money suckers).

      • justcallmepep

        That's not how it works. Go buy a mac and look it up.

      • ColaChiver

        Congrats…. you are the douche of the week. Pretty sure chiving isn't about belittling people because you looked up how something works before they did.

        Don't try and act like you're Stephen Fucking Hawking and know all about physics you three dimensional douche-fuck.

        • Jak

          i enjoyed every bit of your comment. thank you sir

          • NDChiver

            I second that!

          • Vent187

            And she got the first comment without putting "first". She wins this time.

    • Yroc

      My mind was blown at first, but I took a closer look at it and then my mind was humbled, unfortunately no magic :(

    • Awesome boss

      I like them to blow my hair while in a video-conference with my team.

    • Dan

      130 bucks for a ten inch one, it better blow me at that price.

    • Vent187

      Got one for my b day. Don't care how it works, the thing saves my life in my 90 degree bedroom every night.

    • Chivette

      It "blew" your mind. *rimshot* Joker face.

  • El_profe

    #2 is high on my want list

    • MylesofStyles

      I want on the high list.

    • Brodie

      I must have it. Shut up and take my money.

    • mike hawk

      why? you don't like using your other usb ports? like jesus, look at the glutness hemroid. I bet it only has like 3gb max on it. Motivation isn't what i got from this picture.

    • jjj
      he is backlogged and only taking pre-orders
      sorry for all the re-re-re-comments..want to make sure everybody gets the info.

      • mike hawk

        Oh yes , because after my last charming and witty remark about this USB hemeriod, is a definite give away that I want to pre order one. Your assumptions are outstanding. If it was possible I'd start a slow clap for you.

        • mike hawk

          *clap* I would

          • Ha!zuzu


  • Wrong....

    Was so good we had to see it again??

    • DaddyD

      Yes. Had ginger sex. Came twice.

    • Macro

      Now breed, you beautiful gingers!

  • boob_cuddle

    #13 gross!

    • The blue quark

      Usted condoms? Can you imagine the smell after a few days?

      • TheRob

        I'd rather not…

    • Bob

      Dosen't matter had sex

      • Dick Salad

        Doesn't matter had safe sex

    • Bob

      Well I guess my pic made the Chive… Middle row fourth from the left….

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        You're a Monster!!!!

      • thom

        Its Sandra Fluke's bedroom during college.

      • socalmarti

        You win at Chiving today I am both gagging and pissind my pants with laughter!!!!!!! KCCO!

  • Dr_Originality

    #11 Still a better love story than Twilight

    • SecurityRisk

      Well done Sir

    • Bryan

      H A H

    • DaddyD

      More expressive acting too.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #8 Yep

    • Rick

      Spot on.

  • drbman

    #22 and where are the holes with the lasers!! -dr.evil?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i see what you did there….

  • jamesnl


    So funny, it had to be posted twice.

  • Doug


    When I die this is where I'm going!

    • Doug

      It was funnier BEFORE they caught their mistake! ;-)

  • John J Linehan

    #1 Prince Fielder is a better example…

    • imnotabaseballfan

      that fat fuck is really a vegan?

  • Mr.President

    #11 has seen broke back mountain

  • AssHaterson

    #4 I'm going to place these everywhere.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #12 Wow, ALL THE LOL'S

    • Bryan

      Pretty good one

    • Acesevens

      Mother would have stroke if she walked in #13 room

    • Mike D

      But at least there was a condom being used

      • LAZERMAC

        Apparently barebacking is only acceptable in that household…

  • Bradyized

    #5 #8 #22 Well that sure got me motivated…

  • MidwestChiver

    #13 WTF

  • Ballen


    best one.

    • B Dub

      I agree! #5 got an actual audible chuckle out of me. #16 is a very close second.

  • Go Hoosiers

    #20 – Parenting, yer doin it soooo rite, they can really be lil bastards at that age.

    • Guse

      The cat's not in danger. Calm yourself.

  • WisGal_KCCO

    #4 perfection.

  • SadeShadz

    #12 Haha I sang this… *sigh*

  • steve

    #9 more than doable, you tube it,

    • SIUADO

      Done it. Not as bad as you think. It's a heavy bugger though!

    • slany

      With the massive muzzle brake and the way the vents are angled back, it is comparable to a 12 ga shotgun. They had one at the shooting range I used to go to and was a blast to shoot!

      • Scott

        Pun intended? I hope so, I think gun pun is fun, son. Okay, I'm done.

    • AChiver

      Made me think of Fallout: New Vegas.

    • Lorddreyfus

      Anyone strong enough to hold it that way could shoot it that way. Comparable to a 12 Guage 3 inch magnum.

    • ConcernedCitizen

      Due to the recoil operated bolt of course. The barrel actually moves backwards when the weapon is fired to reduce recoil.

    • Nick Donovan

      Apparently whoever made this has never shot one before.

    • The James

      It's still funny…..

      • jaason

        i have the single shot and i'm 5'9" 150# , have no problem shoulder firing it. a little hard to aim tho

  • RichMahogany

    Captured the vinegar stroke! #11

    • melindu

      don't look directly into his eyes

    • 13Aliens

      Finally, Taco has succeeded.

  • Saskguy26

    #2 Want!
    #10 I've always said he was the devil for cancelling Firefly
    #17 Ginger is just another word for Succubus

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #1 theyre not fat, theyre big boned!

    • Alex

      Big boned? Have you ever seen a fat skeleton?!

  • jimbozo

    #21 was one of my favorite weeks of the year, now you ruined it.

    • Boat

      I've been calling periods "Shark Week" for years… Not cool.

      • TJ_Designs

        yeah periods are so mainstream now

    • Tomas

      hahaha… yeah, jimbozo… if Aunt Flo week is your BJ week, calling it Shark week does make one trepidatious.

  • No51

    What is #14 from?

    • Bob

      Its from 5 seconds before my wife killed me… alot.

      • Jack o' lantern

        a lot

    • Joslin
    • Hollygoyle

      Short film called "Strange Bedfellow" on YouTube.

    • Sweet Jebus

      It's from a simpler time, when I used to be able to go to sleep without the help of narcotics

    • Adam T Steinmann

      Jesus, I'll never sleep again after watching that clip.

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