Signs full of ‘WTF’ (30 Photos)

  • eclipze

    #18 .. seriously lol

    • jeff donuts

      That one had me cracking up

    • DMFMcKenzie

      Lake of the ozarks.

      • Lo From Wisco

        actually a pretty decent place to eat.

      • SupraJeeper

        I knew I had seen that one somewhere before. Just couldn't remember where. There's all sorts of WTF in mid and southern Missouri. Doesn't take much effort to find it either.

    • drwar41

      "Richard, we couldn't get your entire name on but we went with your nickname. It should be fine"

    • nuccabay

      had my coworkers wondering what was so funny for sure

    • Notknowing

      Ya just need another sign saying "little Jane's halfway out"

    • Jacob Addotta

      KCCO From Osage Beach Baby!

  • cia1819

    Not hard to believe that even beef is being passed off as chicken nowadays.

  • The Bandit

    #3…if it would be "Burgers and Nipples" that would be my favorite place…

    • DaddyD

      Maybe it is "Burgers and Nipples" but the sign-maker can't spell?

      • ChrisDG74

        It's an architectural firm.

    • Michael Forsbach

      i live down the street from this place, its in columbus, ohio.

  • Dan

    #22 It used to be Sandcock, then the fire happened and now they've had to ban burning.

    • Hofmann

      This is in west texas. A county full of drunk germans.

      • WarlockBob

        I live about 35 minutes from this county… You couldn't have said it any better. haha

    • Jman

      That comment may go over a lot of Chivers' heads haha

  • Hucks


    Police and thieves in the street, ooh yeah. Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunitions…

  • Jesse David Embert

    #27 For those that don't qualify for a scholarship.

    • Dick Salad

      or those just "working their way through college"

    • San Diego Adam

      This place is in Phoenix, AZ. They have a 'bush dive' where you lay back on a 12 inch padded rail, which is on the edge of the main stage, put a $1 in your mouth, and the stripper comes over and straddles your face (within about four to six inches or so). My description doesn't do it justice. It's been 10 years since I've been tho.

    • Dr_Batman

      There's something unsettling about a building called the "Great Alaskan Bush".

  • Matt

    #9 is a joint 20 minutes away from my house in Wisconsin hahaha…cant wait to get back from deployment and go home!!!

    • Eric

      I live near there too. Maybe there should be a Chive meet, haha.

      • liv

        where in scony?

    • Jeff

      At the 14/11 intersection haha. Btw, this club had the same sign up as #27 but took it down before I could get a picture to send to Chive

  • bigd

    #24 i should post that in the parking lot at work.

  • ThisGuy

    #22 One of the guys in my fraternity is named Zack Glascock, we call him Crystal Dick

    • DaddyD

      I used to work with a guy named Whitney Pincock.

      • The_Dood

        I knew a girl with the last name Laycock.

  • Trav1121

    #29 haha People complain that those shirts are too rare and hard to get, yet somehow that ape was able to get one? Apes know how to win when the chips are down and this proves it! KCCO, my simian brother!

    • heytrav

      Cool story bro.

      • Frank

        That's so funny. You totally burned him with your witty, never before seen comment. Keep up the good work bro.

  • Stephen Davidson

    #8 sweet let me just get my 30 and 40 $ bills

    • jimbozo

      Yes because 30 and 40 aren't above 20.

  • karen:)

    #17 xD I just enlist in the Navy I can't wait to get that uniform sure now hahaha

    • josh

      phillipino women not only do the fittitng. i see they now dare doing the signs.

      • guest

        And your comments

    • Matt

      In the navy and this shit sucks

    • hahaha

      I'm sorry to see you joined the navy… Should've gone Army!!!!!!!

  • insanely great

    #11 That's so cool, me and the gang could stay there for next to nothing..

  • B Dub

    #23 Jamaica Tours?

  • Andyrew711

    #25 is awesome. but #12 ftw

  • Scott

    Where Lorena Bobitt and OJ Simspon shop….

  • kmotamed

    #18 is a double whammy!

  • Wing wiper

    #17…Gotta love the exchange!

    • Matt


  • Hunter X

    #11 Great! Give me a free room key. My imaginary friend is a paraplegic, and I have to let him in/out.

  • thechevron

    don't get,

    • chiver

      Shut up D-bag

      • thechevron

        aah thanks,
        we don't use that word here.

    • Flyersfan

      Good old Philly international airport hahahaha

  • _HypoLuxa_

    #24 … you don't ask . . . you just turn around and go back the way you came.

  • passwordistaco

    #8 What about $100's didn't say anything about $100's…..

    • passwordistaco

      Jesus Christ I'm losing confidence in the thought that people on this site have a clue. Do we really need a sarcasm font?

      Your Boy,

  • passwordistaco

    #1 I want to know what the sign behind it says. Looks like it ends with "experiment on the floor"

    • @McBeastie666

      hopefully experiment and not excrement.

      • passwordistaco

        You sir, have a dirtier mind than I. Love it.

  • kittygato

    #17 's pants should be burned to save the eyesight of others.

    • socalmarti

      I don't know what was funnier the pants or the sign!!!

      • duck

        i think the pants are worse

        • Pants

          Fuck u ropo lol

    • yan

      kill it with fire


    #22 I'm sure glad there aren't any burn bans going on here.. Thursday's would get awful boring if there was 🙂

    • bearkat

      This sign is like 4 miles from my house. Im trying to find the fellow chiver that posted it.

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