A low down and dirty good time (32 Photos)

  • matt

    suck me dry

    • matt

      sweet 7 more sandwiches …. what the fuck am i gonna do with 14 fucking hoagies???

      • boulder_pariah

        You'll do what you always do – make love to the sandwiches and cry while you eat them alone.

        • matt

          but first your gonna suck me dry… then make me the sandwich

          • boulder_pariah


            Your gunt has made it impossible to find your lady parts – enjoy your sandwiches

            • matt

              i enjoy the sandwiches your mom makes the most…. after she sucks me dry

              • matt

                I like fapping with sandwiches that my mom makes me. MOM!! SANDWICH!!! FCK!!

                • matt

                  your mom sucks me dry…

  • AssClown

    #10 StalaCock?
    #28 PlayingBearCock.
    #29 MexicanSpikyCock?
    Dafuq chive, sending us hidden messages?

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      You're trying too hard.

      • AggieRob

        "too hard"…I see what you did there

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Pretty much always.

      • Rush Limbawww

        par for the course.

    • JohnnyAppleSeed

      douche BAG!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      this post was thick with phallus

    • socalmarti

      Maybe they're trying to tell you to smoke some cock!!!!!

    • passwordistaco

      Ever notice how well groomed John is? He's at least metro – just sayin'

    • Dr_Batman

      With a name like AssClown it's no wonder you found all the penis pictures to be worth a mention.

  • Frank

    #6 #9 #20

    The fuck…..?

    • LooWho?

      #20 they have pics of him doing other things too…. on a less reputable website. Yuck.

    • jreddy23

      #9…That chain has Irony written all over it.

    • Vent187

      #20 is that Tom Green?

      • haaaarrrrr


      • Kristen

        Tom Green would have been doing that with a bull.

    • Dr_Batman

      #9 Nothing says gangsta like a bedazzled iron.

  • myself

    #7 Brilliant idea. #17 Laughed far too hard.

    • Jack o' lantern

      Congrats, you're a misogynist for laughing at that. Sick fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/blake.konrad.3 Blake Konrad


    • hootie

      now the kid has herpes and he's freakin 2 years old-

    • joe

      I laughed for a solid two minutes! Perfect comment!

    • Jeremy

      Now Kanye makes a shitty rap song about the kid

  • Mcchocolate

    #2 car wash…you're doing it right

    • Shawny

      Douch enough to take picture of yourself and use as avatar. Yuuuup!

      • Mcchocolate

        You sir are a hater…and probably fat…yuuuppp…isn't there a bridge you should be under troll?

  • placenta_smoothie

    #31 glorious that is

    • prpl

      Bend over you must. Dark side show me you will.

  • Chicago Sean

    #17 Because she didn't have a penis

  • MrHat

    #14 I have to admit, I imagined John Travolta singing it in my mind. Made me laugh my ass off for a good five minutes.

    • MrHat

      Damnit. Meant to say #17.

      • MrSlave

        Your services are no longer required.

    • gosmallboobs


      • Chuck Norris

        "fail" is not a noun. try again.

        • Paws

          From Merriam Webster:
          FAIL – noun:
          1 – FAILURE – Usually used in the phrase "without fail"
          2 – a failure (usually by a security dealer) to deliver or receive securities within a prescribed period after purchase or sale

  • joe

    #28 ROFL!

    • Kristen


  • craig

    #29 talk about getting pricked! Haha

  • WooPig15


    Not a clue what this is.

    • a small giant

      an iron, he's beazzled iron man

      • WooPig15

        Holy balls, that is gangsta… err, somethin like that.

      • Liam

        you had better be a small giant woman to know that

    • chiver

      it's a stupid black dude

    • Retard

      Goddamn fucking stupid moron

    • *dash*

      sad thing is the cost it took to make that thing probably could have paid for a good education

  • Michael

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nxs.jpg>#11 The boy is too naughty, really want to wash Him down to toilet <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/bho.jpg>

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Are you mentally impaired Michael?

    • Oli

      dahhh DERP!!!

  • whyme1973

    #13 Hell yeah, kid!

  • The Bandit

    #27…Link's obvisously still to small for motorboating, but the back end will do fine for now…

    • Frank

      My favorite way to eat.

  • ShihTzus

    It's spelled Shih Tzu, Mr Eel

    • Ben

      Thank you buzzkillinton.

  • Leah

    #22 that is my friend Chantal's mom! wicked to see her on the Chive!

    • gosmallboobs

      pics or it didn't happen.

    • Kristen

      You ate her box, didn't you.

    • keepinitreal

      Is she still "active" 😉

  • jonesy

    #9 don't know what it is

    • dumb

      itz an iron dumbasses

    • yup

      It's a black kid…

    • curby

      Its a sailboat

      • RRD

        A schooner is a sailboat dumbass

  • Adam

    #27 the proper way to be 1st

    • Rawsker

      prob not first bro

  • haydogg

    #28 IDK why this is so funny to me.. Cant stop lol!!!

  • drbman

    #31 you have there, a nice gap my young padawan.

    • Ron Swanson

      a star wars reference, a(misapplied) gap reference, and made up like heath ledger's joker. you're like the white version of #9. stop trying.

  • Ricky Bobby

    Bro gotta iron with bling bling?

  • boob_cuddle

    #31 being jedi master has its perks.

  • Steve

    #28 what every one on Chatroulete thinks they look like

  • Beaker

    When will Travolta go away! #17

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