I hate my job (30 Photos)

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  • BigPup

    #4 Come be bored at my work!

    • Gabe

      Agreed. The one on the right could get it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      They're doing it right for sure! Especially the one on the right!

    • Matt

      I prefer the left…to each his own I guess.

    • mbns

      You're saying that you would bore them? Sounds about right.

    • Jack o' lantern

      These dumb girls have reached the pinnacle of their carriers. Flashing their bras for frat boys on the internet. Way to go.

  • Finster


    • Finster


      • Barf

        Talk about double dumbass

        • Desi

          And what does that make you for giving them the attention they want? Oh, wait, I've got a word: idiot.

          • gosmallboobs

            what does that make you for giving the one who gave first attention, attention? I have a word too: double idiot.

            • Noel Gallhager

              he was right about him being an idiot(even though he's a double idiot). so what's your point?

          • Vomit


    • spucifer

      why do these assholes continue to claim to be first. you add nothing to this site, fuck off and die.

      • usgay

        why do people hate on "first" so much, oh ya thats the american past time bitch and complain till someone else does something. By the by I like how you have destroyed the reputation of the only good citizen to come out of that country by making what im sure will be the best movie of all time(abraham lincoln: vampire hunter)!

        • Bud

          Um, what? I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt that your sentence is dumb because you're foreign and not because of down syndrome.

        • Bud

          One more thing. I don't think we are going to start enslaving black people again or anything just because they make a movie about abraham lincoln being a vampire hunter.

          By the way, do they have running water in your country?

          • usgay

            yes. like your country has fat people and debt.

        • DudeYa

          In our country we have freedom of speech. Most of us realize that God judges us and not the rest of society. If making fun of God, mohammed, or who ever else you want – floats your boat…well then big flipping deal, go for it. If it's a sin, It is not for you or anyone else to deal with. While making fun of Abe – I'm going to laugh my ass off and enjoy my freedom while you can wallow in misery you create for yourself by oppressing other peoples rights

  • chiver

    me too

  • freedymacadamia


    • Vent187


  • BigPup

    #12 Put a "slide open" sign on it rutard!

    • GOD

      You're one to talk, buddy.

    • Sam Malone

      This would be pure entertainment at it's finest, just casually wave as the dumb looks pursue.


      You misspelled rubarb. Rubarb is delicious.

      • junior

        I love rubard pie

        • MattyDeuce

          Is rubard like a blend of rhubarb and Shakespeare?

      • I Can't See..

        My mom used to make a awesome rhubarb crisp… awww.. I miss mom.

    • Wordsmith

      Really? People are looking for the censor? Maybe they should look for the sensor! Yes, this is what English teachers do with their off time. Woo!


        maybe it's a really foul mouthed door.

    • guest

      or better yet, a fake sensor box.

    • MarauderV8

      That's the vision center at Costco. My local store has a sign on the door, but nobody reads it anyway and they still try everything but sliding it to get it to open.

    • Notknowing

      Why mess with cheap entertainment.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Mouth incomprehensible instructions while waving arms randomly…

  • WelfareDept

    #4 where do you work exactly?? I just might need a new job.

    • wimpy

      Im pretty sure they "work" at your local high school as students because both of these girls look like they're 16 years old.

      • Girl on the right

        Actually.. We work at a bank, and the left one is 23 & the right one is 21…

        • whiskaleafa

          You're both adorable 🙂

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #5 Welp, that explains it

    • jjj

      I see what you did there…

  • Crim

    Love #5

    • LOL

      99% of the Chive viewers have no idea what s funny about this.

      • Yep

        Agreed. I have no idea

        • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

          404, not found

  • Martin_McFly

    #22 Pretty sure I would have found a way to stage a fake disaster for him to wake up to and make it look like his napping caused it… then watch as he shits himself. What an asshat.

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know how anyone could resist peeing on him. They're better men than me.

      • Dr_Batman

        I was thinking that too. I mean, someone should at least smack him with their pecker or something.

        • TexasTheState

          A good natured raping would be fun for all

  • donuts

    I don't hate what I have to do to pay my bills.
    I just hate that I have to do it.

    Anyone out there want to pay my bills so I don't have to work any more?


    • Nope

      How's about no.

    • tongystunter

      only if you pay mine…

    • Scott

      Another Obama supporter.

  • jc420

    #20 if you didnt work 4 days a week you wouldnt be so busy

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

      We work 4 – 10 hour days in the summer to get Fridays off.

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    If my pants get any tighter my feet are going to fall off.

  • Random Guy

    #7 ERMAHGERD!!!

    • JLB

      Love the guy on the right's reaction.

      • http://www.facebook.com/nick.joubert.3 Nick Joubert

        Nothing to see here folks!!

    • Noel Gallhager

      so that's what people are going to keep typing over and over instead of "OMIGOD". fucktards.


    At least you have a job.

    • Chad

      i don't need one. i'm a trust-fund baby. I'M RICH, BITCHES!! SUCK MY GOLD PLATED BALLS!

  • whyme1973

    #4 Damn! You two should get bored more often…just as long as there are more pics.

  • chivefoundit

    #22 Job doesn't look horrible since everyone is wearing t-shirts, jeans, and backward ball caps…

    • BOB

      If all you require for a "good job" is backward ball caps, i suggest you apply haha. Guess you had to be there!

      • chivefoundit

        BOB, never said it was a "good job", just could be worse.

        I'm glad you got out! I was in one of those types of jobs before!

  • Vols fan

    #2 PC load letter error???

    • dantheman7

      Sounds Like someone has a case of the 'mondays'

      • Falthor

        just an off the cuff thing… PC Load Letter means that the copier needs you to Load Letter sized paper into tray 1.

        He should have bought a Konica-Minolta.

        • Aaron

          Nobody likes a know-it-all.

          • Falthor

            yeah… I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday mmmmkay?


        Someone got a little too excited about the TPS reports.


      What the fuck does that mean?

      • 13Aliens

        Naga-Naga-Naga- not gonna work here anymore….

  • Nick


    I get bored too, so call me maybe?

    • Girl #2

      fuck off definitely.

  • whyme1973

    #7 So that's how all the carts at Target are fucked up.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #15 The even more awkward moment when a coworker comes in while you're sitting there with the lights off because you're too far from the motion sensor to activate it.

    • http://www.thechive.com mrbrixon

      obviously turn this into a sweet game of throwing toilet paper at the sensor till you get it to turn on…at which point you win the game.

      "you were gone for 1.5 hours"
      "yea but i got the light on"

  • Duuuhhh

    I believe he said he actually likes watching the people react to it?

  • barry

    #4 her on the left would not sorry

    • TheDude

      Yeah right. You must like dudes then.

    • Dr_Batman

      I'm sure she's just devastated by your refusal to bone her.

      • barry

        ?? i'm just sayin. christ you all are sensitive little things…..

  • boob_cuddle

    #4 the one on the left. Moar.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      The two on the right…..moor

    • Guse

      Screw that. The one on the right is better!

      • boob_cuddle


    • TheDude

      Both at once please.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mandyq1985 Amanda Danielle Beene

    Geaux Tigers….that is all!!!!

  • Brandon

    #20 apparently hasn't heard of Outlook Calender



    • Tris

      Apparently hasn't heard of Google Calendar

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