The best pre-mortem one-liners in Hollywood history (Video)

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Make sure you stick around for the second half when all the dying starts.

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    How is this missing Danny Glover's "It's just been revoked!"

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    See you at the party Richter.

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    What's that movie at 1:28 and 4:08 called again? Epic movie with all acdc soundtrack

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      Maximum Overdrive

  • Sam

    Nice moves Phil, very pro and positive! I’m happy for you hanivg lived this experience.I’m just starting my photography career, so its nice to imagine that somewhere on the path something similar awaits me Thank you for sharing this positive moment.

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