Animals that don’t suck (40 Photos)

  • Arlo G

    #28 YES!

    • Clint Bozic

      Hopefully we can get her to turn around for hump day.

    • James

      my tongue would be hanging out too

    • echogeo

      I wouldn't mind his point of view.

    • Aaron

      She is one that must be found

    • really?

      the rest of the pics are on 4chan

      • Billy

        nope izismile

      • eeee

        and your mom is in
        so what?

    • MEH!

      if i was him id be sniffin that monkey

    • Collegato

      exactly my face if I were in his position…

    • Random

      Looks like the dog and I are thinkin the same thing.

    • eeee

      Needless to say: MOAR!

      • Walt

        Jesus Christ, as soon as I saw this pic I knew it would be first commented. Go jerk off to some porn, you pervs

  • suck me dry

    these animals can suck me dry

    • Drew

      Guaranteed your parents were siblings.

    • Beau

      I hope you get skull fucked by an ape.

      • @Beau

        Laughed my ass off to that one. Good shit.

    • CCJosh

      in the remote chance your hand ever separates from your dick, most of these animal don't like D bags, so your probably out of luck

      • Jack o' lantern


        Jesus fucking christ is english really that hard?

        • truth

          Since you wanted to go all spelling Nazi on CCJosh…technically 'christ' should be capitalized. Sometimes people make mistakes, just like you did, so maybe you should calm down.

  • dalyK

    i laughed a lot harder than i should have… #32

    • Aaron

      not alone

    • Holden McGroin

      Uncle Leo from Seinfeld?

      • Chris

        I'm thinking Martin Scorsese

    • LooWho?

      I laughed so hard… reminded me a little bit of Joe Pesci's character in JFK?

    • biggles

      I can imagine the dog with a female voice saying
      "Hello there big boy. I have not seen you in this part of town before"


  • Jimmy_Recard

    #9 Is hilarious.

  • myself

    #22 I always wondered about the term cat burglar. Now I see where it could have come from.

    • doctorjoshie

      I was hearing the Indiana Jones fanfare in my head.

      • Dude Imbibes

        I had the Mission Impossible theme going myself

  • Merle

    #14 There's a Mr. Hands joke waiting here, I just can't think of one. Help me out, Chivers.

    • insanely great

      ah I see a sticky case of horsegate..that's what's with his long face…he seems to be 'glued' stuck..maybe he should giddy-up outta there, he don't want to be stuck there 'furlong'…. could miss his 'meeting'..

      and the puns are set to run and run…

    • darsh

      hmm.. I think this is a shot from the new Sex in the City movie: Sex in the Country

    • AssHaterson

      They obviously don't get the Mr. Hands reference.

    • Dallas

      He's in too deep.

  • bedlamcustoms

    #23 Newfys?? I got 2 of these monsters too!!!

    • want fries?

      dogs must have a special place to order KCCO shirts

    • freddy boy

      So you have 2 incomes as well? Gotta admit, that is one sexy chick too.

    • AboutGorramTime

      Yep, 2 of 'em! Their names are River and Malcolm. How about yours? Malcolm, the brown one, is only 17 months so I'm thinking he's going to be a big boy!

      • gnikk

        I was going to send in a pic of my newf with my BFM shirt but couldn't fit it around his head! He's 3 and I think just finally stopped growing…

      • Corey Cocker

        So you're a Firefly fan then? I've got one, his name is Dexter and he weighs in at 163. Still thinks he's a lap dog too.

      • bedlamcustoms

        Admiral and Darth. Admiral is 4, Darth is 2 (and about 80 kg). Might have to submit a photo…. See if it gets posted,

  • Mcchocolate


    " HELLO?


    • Frank

      "You guys got any piss?" Oh wait, wrong bear.

      • qwert

        i was gonna say "you guys got any coke?"

  • vodkamartini

    #28 dat ass…. woof

  • johnnystyle

    #2 looks like he's going to start singing "The Rainbow Connection" any minute now.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      I thought it was more "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal"

    • Ed Jones

      No, he's telling a story that starts out, "So, princess. Give us a kiss and let's find out."

  • rromero

    #32 seductive dog is seductive

    • B Dub

      That's a great take on this photo (#32). I laughed at it, and was creeped out at the same time!
      – I don't always sniff butts, but when I do…..

    • =-4

      tired meme is tired.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #13 Someone's had a "ruff" day… oh dear god what have I done?!

  • Brit

    #11 Monkeys are so hilarious. A monkey could do almost anything and it's funny/adorable.

    • Kodos

      .. then you contract the Motaba virus..

    • imbizzle

      especially when they sling there crap at you, rape each other, kill their kids, and start masturbating in front of your kids at the zoo. look it up, its on the internet so it has to be true

    • Big McLarge Huge

      I like it when they rip your face and genitals off

      • mockyeah

        monkey bath salts

  • Vyacheslav Zhelobkov

    #30 on the white car written "The manager of flying" with Ukrainian language.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that makes it even better

  • dirtysteve99

    I'm imagining these two with the voices of Statler and Waldorf.

  • insanely great

    Holy Mackerel..
    super-sized…..bunny rabbits?

    • coocoocuchoo


    • Kodos

      "RUN AWAY!"

      • skyfireCO

        Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference = Epic!

    • Shawn

      …or extremely small lady?

  • Elliott

    #28- I think I'm gonna try to hit that.

  • mim

    #25 "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

    • freddy boy

      The first time I saw that photo I knew immediately polar bears were far more intense than I could imagine. Damn.

  • Morne Mouton

    #31 FAKE!

    • flosen_one

      you´re right, her nose is so photoshopped…

    • SingleBrokeFab

      Yeah, I remember when I first learned how to use Photoshop, too. Haha

    • Person

      Wasn't supposed to look real, notice the panda is glowing?

    • MonkeyMadness

      So if I just poorly photoshop an image together I can make it on the Chive? Silly me, I've just been trying to post actual funny photos without success.

  • Dusty

    #31 How are you just laying around with a baby panda?

    • Parallendicular

      The same way that so many professional models have no bellybuttons.

      • Ovla


  • passwordistaco

    #17 If that dog is really his friend he'll do that kid a favor and chew up those god awful crocs.

  • epomerance

    #9 they totally should have let out the word "you"!

    • Parallendicular

      Why, because all cats have bad grammar, or because people who put captions onto cat photos are just retarded?

      • epomerance

        because of Anchorman!!!!

    • themindrunnethover

      Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

  • TheJesus

    #40 that animal most definitely sucks! I've had a running battle with the squirrels in my back yard for about two years lol

    • Jules

      But then you see #36 and all is forgiven. 🙂

  • 12345

    #14 I'm so very proud of you, horse. Good job.

  • Bro

    #16 Look at my new bitch, (normally wouldn't use that word she looks like a wonderful young lady)

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