Animals that don’t suck (40 Photos)

Hopefully we can get her to turn around for hump day.

my tongue would be hanging out too

I wouldn't mind his point of view.

She is one that must be found

the rest of the pics are on 4chan

if i was him id be sniffin that monkey

exactly my face if I were in his position…

Looks like the dog and I are thinkin the same thing.

Needless to say: MOAR!

Guaranteed your parents were siblings.

I hope you get skull fucked by an ape.

in the remote chance your hand ever separates from your dick, most of these animal don't like D bags, so your probably out of luck

not alone

Uncle Leo from Seinfeld?

I laughed so hard… reminded me a little bit of Joe Pesci's character in JFK? http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Joe+Pesci+As+…

I can imagine the dog with a female voice saying
"Hello there big boy. I have not seen you in this part of town before"

LOL

I was hearing the Indiana Jones fanfare in my head.

ah I see a sticky case of horsegate..that's what's with his long face…he seems to be 'glued' stuck..maybe he should giddy-up outta there, he don't want to be stuck there 'furlong'…. could miss his 'meeting'..

and the puns are set to run and run…

hmm.. I think this is a shot from the new Sex in the City movie: Sex in the Country

They obviously don't get the Mr. Hands reference.

He's in too deep.

dogs must have a special place to order KCCO shirts

So you have 2 incomes as well? Gotta admit, that is one sexy chick too.

Yep, 2 of 'em! Their names are River and Malcolm. How about yours? Malcolm, the brown one, is only 17 months so I'm thinking he's going to be a big boy!

"You guys got any piss?" Oh wait, wrong bear.

I thought it was more "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal"

No, he's telling a story that starts out, "So, princess. Give us a kiss and let's find out."

That's a great take on this photo (#32). I laughed at it, and was creeped out at the same time!
- I don't always sniff butts, but when I do…..

tired meme is tired.

.. then you contract the Motaba virus..

especially when they sling there crap at you, rape each other, kill their kids, and start masturbating in front of your kids at the zoo. look it up, its on the internet so it has to be true

I like it when they rip your face and genitals off

that makes it even better

…yeh

"RUN AWAY!"

…or extremely small lady?

The first time I saw that photo I knew immediately polar bears were far more intense than I could imagine. Damn.

you´re right, her nose is so photoshopped…

Yeah, I remember when I first learned how to use Photoshop, too. Haha

Wasn't supposed to look real, notice the panda is glowing?

So if I just poorly photoshop an image together I can make it on the Chive? Silly me, I've just been trying to post actual funny photos without success.

The same way that so many professional models have no bellybuttons.

Why, because all cats have bad grammar, or because people who put captions onto cat photos are just retarded?

Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

But then you see #36 and all is forgiven.