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June 20, 2012 |
In: Animals, Awesome, Funny
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Category: Animals, Awesome, Funny
Hopefully we can get her to turn around for hump day.
my tongue would be hanging out too
I wouldn't mind his point of view.
She is one that must be found
the rest of the pics are on 4chan
and your mom is in overweighted-sluts.com
if i was him id be sniffin that monkey
exactly my face if I were in his position…
Looks like the dog and I are thinkin the same thing.
Needless to say: MOAR!
Jesus Christ, as soon as I saw this pic I knew it would be first commented. Go jerk off to some porn, you pervs
these animals can suck me dry
Guaranteed your parents were siblings.
I hope you get skull fucked by an ape.
Laughed my ass off to that one. Good shit.
in the remote chance your hand ever separates from your dick, most of these animal don't like D bags, so your probably out of luck
Jesus fucking christ is english really that hard?
Since you wanted to go all spelling Nazi on CCJosh…technically 'christ' should be capitalized. Sometimes people make mistakes, just like you did, so maybe you should calm down.
i laughed a lot harder than i should have… #32
Uncle Leo from Seinfeld?
I'm thinking Martin Scorsese
I laughed so hard… reminded me a little bit of Joe Pesci's character in JFK? http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Joe+Pesci+As+…
I can imagine the dog with a female voice saying
"Hello there big boy. I have not seen you in this part of town before"
#9 Is hilarious.
#22 I always wondered about the term cat burglar. Now I see where it could have come from.
I was hearing the Indiana Jones fanfare in my head.
I had the Mission Impossible theme going myself
#14 There's a Mr. Hands joke waiting here, I just can't think of one. Help me out, Chivers.
ah I see a sticky case of horsegate..that's what's with his long face…he seems to be 'glued' stuck..maybe he should giddy-up outta there, he don't want to be stuck there 'furlong'…. could miss his 'meeting'..
and the puns are set to run and run…
hmm.. I think this is a shot from the new Sex in the City movie: Sex in the Country
They obviously don't get the Mr. Hands reference.
He's in too deep.
#23 Newfys?? I got 2 of these monsters too!!!
dogs must have a special place to order KCCO shirts
So you have 2 incomes as well? Gotta admit, that is one sexy chick too.
Yep, 2 of 'em! Their names are River and Malcolm. How about yours? Malcolm, the brown one, is only 17 months so I'm thinking he's going to be a big boy!
I was going to send in a pic of my newf with my BFM shirt but couldn't fit it around his head! He's 3 and I think just finally stopped growing…
So you're a Firefly fan then? I've got one, his name is Dexter and he weighs in at 163. Still thinks he's a lap dog too.
Admiral and Darth. Admiral is 4, Darth is 2 (and about 80 kg). Might have to submit a photo…. See if it gets posted,
YES THIS IS BEAR"
"You guys got any piss?" Oh wait, wrong bear.
i was gonna say "you guys got any coke?"
#28 dat ass…. woof
#2 looks like he's going to start singing "The Rainbow Connection" any minute now.
I thought it was more "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal"
No, he's telling a story that starts out, "So, princess. Give us a kiss and let's find out."
#32 seductive dog is seductive
That's a great take on this photo (#32). I laughed at it, and was creeped out at the same time!
- I don't always sniff butts, but when I do…..
tired meme is tired.
#13 Someone's had a "ruff" day… oh dear god what have I done?!
#11 Monkeys are so hilarious. A monkey could do almost anything and it's funny/adorable.
.. then you contract the Motaba virus..
especially when they sling there crap at you, rape each other, kill their kids, and start masturbating in front of your kids at the zoo. look it up, its on the internet so it has to be true
I like it when they rip your face and genitals off
monkey bath salts
#30 on the white car written "The manager of flying" with Ukrainian language.
that makes it even better
I'm imagining these two with the voices of Statler and Waldorf.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference = Epic!
…or extremely small lady?
#28- I think I'm gonna try to hit that.
#25 "Hey! Where's the cream filling?"
The first time I saw that photo I knew immediately polar bears were far more intense than I could imagine. Damn.
you´re right, her nose is so photoshopped…
Yeah, I remember when I first learned how to use Photoshop, too. Haha
Wasn't supposed to look real, notice the panda is glowing?
So if I just poorly photoshop an image together I can make it on the Chive? Silly me, I've just been trying to post actual funny photos without success.
#31 How are you just laying around with a baby panda?
The same way that so many professional models have no bellybuttons.
#17 If that dog is really his friend he'll do that kid a favor and chew up those god awful crocs.
#9 they totally should have let out the word "you"!
Why, because all cats have bad grammar, or because people who put captions onto cat photos are just retarded?
because of Anchorman!!!!
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
#40 that animal most definitely sucks! I've had a running battle with the squirrels in my back yard for about two years lol
But then you see #36 and all is forgiven.
#14 I'm so very proud of you, horse. Good job.
#16 Look at my new bitch, (normally wouldn't use that word she looks like a wonderful young lady)
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