Awesome water slides just in time for summer (34 Photos)

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  • Jezdezpez

    FIRST!!!! down the water slide

  • wow eeeee

    I so hate my job right now.

    • Jay

      We need a post of those cutie lady lifeguards at those slides!!

  • SadeShadz

    #12 My heart says no to this one.
    #32 Looks awesome!

    • JarikCBol

      #12 = instant wedgie machine.
      fun, until you get to the bottom, and have to dig your swim trunks out of your ass in front of all the hot chicks.

    • meh

      #32 is shit – the ride is too fast and the underwater portion is too short. You can't see a damn thing from all the spray either. It's in aquatica in FL…

    • Katie

      What kind of fish (or whatever they are) are those?

      • SadeShadz

        Looks like killer whales to me.

        • Katie

          Killer whales have black backs. I googled they are black-and-white Commerson’s dolphins.

          • SadeShadz

            Cool. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #3 looks awesome

  • http://twitter.com/RickvdS @RickvdS

    Everyone loves a good waterslide, especially the ones that make bikini tops go all over the place ๐Ÿ˜‰
    #12 freaks me out btw, these vertical ones are scary as hell 0_o

    • thebuha

      THat one is 14 stories tall. Youtube videos on it. Your basically free falling

  • Dkit

    i hate days off. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ But i Love the CHIVE!

    • Jezdezpez

      You hate days off? are you some kind of retard?

      • Jez blows ballsack

        Shut up Jez you "first" bitch

        • Jezdezpez

          "Shut up Jez you "first" bitch"…. lol, really? this is what you've come up with? this is the equivalent to calling me a stupid bum head… stop being useless; try again.

          • bewbz

            only silly brits say "bum"

  • izismile

    izismile.com ??????????

    • Ummm

      Why does izismile.com have a picture of Mac and his grandpa in their "It appears Dad Got Toasted" post?
      http://izismile.com/2012/06/18/it_appears_dad_got

      • thatguy

        Wow. Good catch.

      • dewarz

        Hey you couldn't possibly be implying that izismile.com took an entire post from thechive and posted it are you?…

        Oh wait…
        http://thechive.com/2012/06/17/soooo-your-dad-got

        • Ummm

          That's exactly what I was implying. Chive on ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • yup

            great find, man good job! that brings the total to about : 1 post izismile took from chive, and about every other post chive took from izismile. totally proportionate. kind of like how a guy takes 1 candy bar, and the other guy loots the whole fucking store. but Chive on. derp.

            • KC&CO

              You must be one exhausted troll.

            • Indeed

              I just went to izismile for the first time. When I clicked on a site linked to their page, i got a virus scan alert b/c it tried to download a trojan to my comp. That's certainly never happened to me on the chive.

  • dude

    i've been down #11

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Really?? Did you have to have your swim suit surgically removed from your anus?

      • dude

        Um..no, but thanks for asking weirdo.

        • Kramer

          I don't think you got the joke, dude.

          • bewbz

            nice punctuation, dude.

            • Ned_Plimpton

              His punctuation is correct, dude.

    • thebuha

      Where is this?

      • Tito1223e

        Raging Waters, San Dimas CA

    • biggles

      Im just thinking of the potential for an accident. You lean forward just a bit, JUST a bit, and that's it. Get that forward momentum going and your going to start falling head first. And there is no guarentee you are going to stay in that trough then you do it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/TL172 Tom Laskowski

    MERICA!!!

  • Trailer Ray

    I feel like #24 would be so much fun. Never too old for waterslides..

    • Tomas

      #24 & #25 are at Citta Del Mar in Sicily, Italy.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Screw going down the last one, though… Looks like it'd be a bitch to get back in there

      • Csquared303

        or get slammed into the barnacle coated cliffs!

  • theDayner

    MEOW!!!

    • Vent187

      Quit wasting prime real estate

  • Falthor

    #3 looks epic… I need to find a place with one of those.

  • http://twitter.com/MirandaKGaines @MirandaKGaines

    Thanks Chive!!! My day already sucks being stuck in my office ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • wow eeeee

      I think you should do a posting for us soon!!!!!

      • http://twitter.com/MirandaKGaines @MirandaKGaines

        I'll think about it! ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Titties!!!

          yeah, bitch! show us 'ya ass!!!!

    • G$farmer

      Oregon or Oklahoma?

      • http://twitter.com/MirandaKGaines @MirandaKGaines

        Oklahoma!!! Boomer Sooner!

        • G$farmer

          At least it's not cowboys. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I wear my Oregon state shirts and everyone gives me grief that the logos/colors are same. Anyways I'm stuck office too, so I feel your pain…kcco!

  • Wiley

    Love the Wisconsin Dells. Proud to be a Wisconsonite.

    • Lo From Wisco

      I'm with ya on that! I knew clicking on this one that it was likely that there'd be at least 3 water slides from the Dells. Always such a blast. KCCO from Madison!

    • Matt

      represent!

    • MoJoVo16

      Waterpark capitol of the world. La Crosse represent!!!

    • SulsaKnight

      Another Madtown Chiver chiming in! KCCO!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Schellie2385 Michelle Schultz

      Love the Dells too! Planning our trip on July 7th! Woot woot!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    Bitches live watersides

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      *love

      • DoWant

        *waterslides

  • PubicJones

    Stupid fucking post. What are we 8 years old? I hate waterslides. Fuck you Chive.

    • Le4385

      If you hate waterslides, then why would you open up and read a post entitled "Awesome water slides just in time for summer." And you know that other people love waterslides or else they wouldn't exist. I personally enjoyed this post and might go to a waterpark soon because of it.

      • PubicJones

        I'm just a troll, don't feed.

        • Le4385

          Noted.

    • b-town

      grow up…

      • PubicJones

        I'll give you a grown up.

        • Brodie

          Billy madison refrence! XD, my favorite movie as a kid

    • Vent187

      We have a badass over here..

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Having sex without foreplay first is like going down a water slide with no water.

    • Kristi

      Isn't that just a slide?

      • Huell

        No. A water slide is much bigger than a standard playground slide.

  • jhento

    #14 WAS a waterslide with a loop in it at action park nj. foools died there weeeeeekly

    • tooms

      Looks like the same. I went through it years ago before they shut down.

    • thatguy

      I was gonna say… how screwed would you be if you didn't make it around the loop and got stuck back at the bottom?

      • Piburly

        There was an escape hatch. I was too light to go on as a kid. You had to weigh 140 lbs to tempt fate.

        • tooms

          I still remember that I just made the turn and the guard most not have been watching because I barely had a chance to get up once out of the tube before someone came out behind me.
          Wonder why there were so many law suits against the park?

    • Shannon

      I saw that and it said all kinds of nope. That just looks like a death trap if you don't make it.

    • bmar

      closed a long time ago. it even looks stupid.

    • yeah

      yeah i loved that park. i think i remember a fat person getting stuck in there

    • justsomeguy

      it looks like one of those hotwheels sets i had when i was a kid… ya know the ones that always went horribly wrong with the cars flying off the track or never quite making it through the loop? lol fuck this… it bet it was fun to be a spectator though haha

  • drbman

    #31 summer fun sun, water and lifeguards!

    • Squintz

      "Lotioning, oiling. Oiling, lotioning. I can't take it anymore!!"

    • sean

      Disney's blizzard beach? Now, thats a blast from my past.

  • Derp

    Izismile.com again for the win!

    • thedude325

      uberhumor.com. Complete Chive ripoff. They have daily morning epicness and daily afternoon chaos. I guess it's an internet thing.

      • Bill Murray

        yep. because other sites aren't original, it's totally okay for chive not to be. seems legit.

        • thedude325

          An original site like this would update once every two days. There wouldn't be enough decent content. It would probably be shitty and wouldn't last long. I come to the chive to be breifly entertained, not because it's original.

  • vmalnd

    #12 would kill me I just know it

  • b-town

    awesome, but would like to see locations…

    • Lo From Wisco

      #20 #22 #23 are in Wisconsin Dells

  • lastczarnian

    #14.Action Park, Vernon NJ. Now Mountain Creek. Loop tube never opened

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.poli.7 Mark Poli

      they never opened it? Thats too bad

    • joe

      yes they did, ive personally been on it- they closed it after someone died getting stuck in the loop

  • PubicJones

    #12 I love this one!

  • Micah

    #8 is mind-boggling. Any idea where it is?

    • wow eeeee
    • http://malcolmspage.blogspot.com Mal

      Beijing in what was the Olympic Swimming Complex

    • Adam

      Lol, I love the person looking up at the slide. Pink floaty firmly clutched around waist, thinking to themself "Fuck that noise!!"

    • intenst

      How bout a little research you hippie fuck.

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