Russian clubs, where Sexy and WTF make babies (31 Photos)

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  • parlay

    #9

    Sweet sputnik christ, she's smoking

    • Kodos

      DA!

    • Csquared303

      #28 and #29 so nice she is on here twice!

    • Reed Tarded

      Russians & Red-Heads = No Fucking Souls

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy

      you should buy that mail order bride then have her send in a Hump DAR

    • num num

      need to get myself an import!

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #26 Russian Adele?

    • KyleGoldstein

      i was gonna say the exact same thing….touche

    • MEEE

      DDAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      LMAO fucking eh man!

    • P90

      The show is definately over now.

    • CanucksRule

      my thought exactly. lol.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003997729383 WildjavSir Appears

      Rumor has it my friend

    • yoselahonda

      Don't cry for me Argentina?

  • hmm

    #13 MJ??

    • oh4fuckssake

      Brazzers

      • Koont

        Peter North was here

    • Arcona

      WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN!

    • BIG ROB

      ROTFLMAO…..i thought EXACTLY the same thing

    • Realllllyyyyyyyyyyy

      Hulk.. smash??

  • Mark

    foist…again

    • wimpy

      #8 is a straight Russian jimmy fallon

  • Martin_McFly

    #25 Adorable, absolutely adorable.

  • mark

    #10

    you have a pickle on your head, dontcha'?

    • http://twitter.com/jrkuy @jrkuy

      some people say cucumbers taste better pickled

      • jreddy23

        What? Huh?

    • thebuha

      pickle fucker

    • fits

      Is that a pickle on your head or are you just happy to see me?

    • Scott Disick

      And he has his pimp cup

  • jreddy23

    #6…SOON…Roofies.

    • 88 cents

      "Want some Popsicles? I have a freezer just full of Popsicles! It's down in the cellar." Mr. Herbert

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #2 Probably the best stop on the dance floor

  • Ned_Plimpton

    If Mac was Russian, I think he'd be #6

    Also, I'd love to make half Russian babies with #9 That look on her face is mesmerizing!

    • Lil John

      Mac does not smile.

    • Dibbler

      Ned, I owe you an apology. I posted a dickish response to a comment you made a few days ago and it was uncalled for, I think I was judging you on the actions of another particular Chiver who seems to often delete/ change his (negative) posts to maintain his rep score.

      Kinda stuck in my head cos I don't usually act like such a dick, sorry mate.

  • MPVPSU

    First

    • mpvpsu

      well that didn't go well

      • EDM

        probably cuz your a homo and attempt to post first comments

  • Martin_McFly

    #18 Sometimes you wake up and say "you know what… today, plaid just makes sense"

    • Steven B

      friggen epic quote

    • bubl

      These guys are actually KVN veterans (KVN is a game show, where student teams compete in humour… anyway, it's very popular in Russia).

  • orlando

    #30

    i don't know where to begin with this situation

    • NIXem

      start with " theirs no place like home, theirs no place like home"

    • Kenny

      Starts with the question, "How rich is he?"

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'll give that bitch a Silly Hat
      Bitches Love Silly Hats

  • jreddy23

    #24…Russian Twilight, Finally found something as gay as Twilight.

    • Evaristo

      yeah gay, but that chick is smokin. I'd dump some glitter on me to tap that

  • CowboyChiver

    #21 Somebody shoot it!! Now!

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      What's the name of the bad octopus sister of King Triton in Little Mermaid?

    • trl87

      Definitely a "Kill it with Fire!" moment. And Ursula. Fucking haunted my childhood. Fuck you Disney.

    • sean

      My first thought was that it looked like some sort of fucked up Sesame Street character

    • B Dub

      Yes, shoot it……with a flame thrower!!!! #21

      • Roy

        Da fuk did i just see…. and now the nightmares begin….

  • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

    Even with all the hot Russian women, I just don't want to go there.

  • jreddy23

    #10 High-Fashion.

    • bigD

      That was hilarious….go Tosh

  • Gun_guy

    I would make babies with a few of them!

  • PDiddily420

    Add to cart

    #9 #31

    • Poke4Life

      Beat me to it…

  • Martin_McFly

    #15 Velvet Bunny knows how to party. Hard.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      Velveteen rabbit.. GET IT RIGHT, MCFLY!

      • Martin_McFly

        Pshh… In Russia – there is no room for cheap imitation velvet! Only the real deal will suffice for the ladies.

        • REVOLVER_KAZ

          … Touche, McFly… Touche.

  • John

    @Johnbishfuck loves theChive!

  • Whoopi_G

    #25 My god she's cute!

  • Uh oh

    #31
    The best for last.

    • Buzzin_Neon

      such a lovely way to end the post…

  • Brax

    #12 How much for the one on the right?

    • Turbodude

      Half of everything you own eventually…

      • Lil John

        WARNING!!! Russian women are smarter than you. You think YOU'RE fucking THEM. But how do Russia jokes go? Yup.

        In Russian Federation, prostitute fuck YOU!!!!

    • Jack Burton

      You can have the one on the right. I'll take the one on the far left.

  • Guest

    #5 and #21 could be used to give kids nightmares

    • Zilla

      Not just kids! I'm sure those two are going to give me nightmares…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670415236 Maciej Hein

      #5 is awesome I'm in love with her ;P

    • Anotherwes

      #21 Is that the woman from Total Recall??

  • E=MChammered

    #12 what the Chive makes Russia look like

    #21 What Russia would probably be like if I ever visited

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