Scientists have discovered the crazy gene and it’s called: women (36 photos)

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  • MICHAEL

    #19 I will take this kind of crazy any day

    • RealZoo

      #5 #16 #19 #21……..Challenge accepted!!!

    • Bud

      Ya, but just for that day, or a week, or a month… MY POINT IS THERE IS A LIMIT

    • thom

      If I looked like that I would do the same!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      porn star. can't remember her name.

    • goatpunch

      #21 I would because she's crazy, yet responsible. Also, If she wanted to stalk me I feel that she has way too many on her plate already to stalk me effectively. Ergo, I can't find a good reason NOT to

      • Jumperforever1

        O idk a good reason NOT to is the fact that she would have your semen hanging on her wall along with plenty of other guy's semen as well. I feel like thats not her being responsible but the guys being responsible by knowing they get her pregnant they would be SCREWED.

        • goatpunch

          meh no harm, no foul, haha! Also I'm assuming if she's keeping condom trophies she's probably insisting on using them

    • Ron Swanson

      gotta take what you can get i suppose……

    • Drew

      Wanna be it gets old? Real fast? I do. And I'd win.

  • wow eeeee

    #10 that's just wrong
    #16 you're doing it wrong

    • Usa retard nation

      #10 that's just what your superficial country is

      • ColaChiver

        Actually there are only a select few retards that like that show. I think I speak for a majority of the American public when I say that this show is just sick and twisted. Disgusting to think mothers do this to their daughters.

        Funny thing is they want them to be "princesses" when in fact they are on the fast track to becoming strippers and prostitutes.

      • Bob

        You're not fooling anyone. Now get back to answering obama's phone.

        • ColaChiver

          I'm actually a Libertarian soooo no. I support Ron Paul even though he is officially out of "the race" I think he would be a far better choice than Romney or Obama.

        • yup

          Just thought you were probably actually talking to the douche above me….In which case…Yes.

    • johnny

      You never go ass to mouth!

      • Clerk

        Rosario disagrees with you

      • MICHAEL

        Sometimes you go ass to mouth. haha great flick

    • Usa retard nation

      Oh and I forgot! This one is pretty accurate on how superficial your country is.
      #34

      • HumpDan

        I just can't wait 'till they turn 17!

        America!

      • goaheadandhate

        I don't know where you're from, but I'm sure its a country that is still around today because of the almighty USA. Chances are you'd be speaking German or you'd be under some communist control. Either way, hating on us because of the few morons on tv makes you the superficial prick.

        • Bill Murray

          "Chances are you'd be speaking German"

          Russia was the big gun in WW2, US was the side-arm. learn some history, proud 'merican.

          • Pubic Jones

            Truth.

        • Usa retard nation

          Hahaha wow, everytimes I post here, I get another example at how ignorant the Americans are!

          Like Bill Murray said, the Russians beat over 200 000 german soldiers during one of their coldest winter and they were also the ones who conquered Berlin. The Russians we're communist and that didn't made my country communist either.

          You should try to learn a second language first then history and then geography… maybe after all this, i'll take you and your country seriously.

          • Indeed

            That's just because they were closer to Berlin. America liberated France, Belgium, Netherlands, and then didn't take them over themselves. Russia had lots of people and didn't care how many of them died. The Americans would've gotten to Berlin before too long. Regardless, America is doing much better than Russia currently and has been for some time.

            And from your English, I don't believe you were born in Canada, so why did you leave your nation?

            • CanadianChiver

              Canada liberated the Netherlands. Gotta love us Canadians.

      • 'MERICA

        You, my friend, are pretentious. U.S.A.!!!

      • http://twitter.com/FLRescue @FLRescue

        That's just something poor countries say 🙂
        Now get off our dick and our websites

        • Usa retard nation

          Hahaha another stupid retard american…. I'm in Canada one of the current most strong economy in the world

          • Usa retard nation

            America is soooo stoopid, lol. You didn't learned anythings aboot history, you dumb stupid retards! Hey Americans! Hey!! Look at me!! Pay attention! I need you to listen to me!!

            *weeps silently into dirty, syrup stained handkerchief

            • Usa retard nation

              You got nothing else to say, except stealing my username? I replied to you while this post isn't watched by anyone else since it's 2 days old. It's only you and me now.

              Try something intelligent next time, instead of showing how much bad words you can say like all Americans do when they are intellectually beat.

    • Csquared303

      FEEEEED HEEEEERRRRRR #16

      • Xeroxicide

        Human Centipede

        • Xeroxicide

          or Human Maxipad!!!

      • yea

        That's hot.

  • james

    #6 its not rape if you yell “surprise!”

    • Jake

      #6

      Punky Brewster! NOOOOOOO!

      • luke

        lol, exactly what i thought of

    • ouchie

      at least she's in the kitchen. lol

    • Reed Tarded

      How in fuck did you get your comment from that picture? Don't go get your own beer out of James' fridge. You'll find body parts.

      • boobman

        chill'n

    • ...SAM?

      No joke, I think i know her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/clint.bozic2 Clint Bozic

      Asians yell, "Supplies!"

      • http://www.facebook.com/archier.spires Archie R Spires

        Great… Now I need to watch "UHF" just for that line.

    • Slim Jim

      your comment is just hilarious but wrong. lol

  • AssClown

    #30 No complaints about this kind of crazy.

    • P-dog

      that kind of crazy has a shotgun. im complaining

      • Chris

        I can point my pistol faster than she can point her scattergun. Believe that.

    • MattKL

      Agreed, seems pretty right to me.

  • Jerky

    #33 Nice labia!

    • AssHaterson

      At least it's shaved.

  • nate

    Yay for #19. I dont want to talk about the rest..

    • mbns

      I wonder what she's doing with the other hand

      • Guest

        Knowing the Chive…she's tuggin' on her johnson.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #26 I think that's about one of the craziest out there

    • Reed Tarded

      Wear huge glasses; It'll take away from that goddamn pickaxe you call a nose.

    • Don't Touch My Mum

      I thought this was about women. I don't know what #26 is but I'm sure it's not a woman.

  • nerfherder

    #18 death by ice cleam

    • goblueman

      I just read a Frog & Toad book to my son. Toad is bring back ice cream to share with Frog. Through a series of issues, the ice cream cones end up smashed on his head/face and he crashes into a pond. All the animals watching think he's a monster… I'm calling this girl: "Toad."

    • Shawn

      Boom…..headshot

    • Morley Dotes

      I forget, is it the rods or the cones that help you see in the dark?

    • yoselahonda

      Most people use cucumber slices, but I suppose that's another approach to reducing under eye puffiness.

    • hehaha

      eat ice cream they said its sweet they said

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #17 aw c'mon. Angry women may destroy the walls, but not likely they'd rip up the carpet. That's not crazy, just a house lived in by all college boys.

    • Glaarg

      Bath salts

    • Katie

      Right! I only see a bunch of boys in that picture

    • goatpunch

      Agreed. This has nothing to do with women. fail city

    • Macro

      Yeah because no woman has ever caused a man to rage.

    • Rett

      This is why you don't text the girl you're cheating with, says Tiger Woods.

    • Tomx569

      Iunno man, bitches be crazy…

    • Underhill

      I've had to clean up after messes like #17. On regular time — no extras.

  • ColaChiver

    #5 ….I'm a bad bad man….

    • Vander

      Yup! That'll fit!

    • Tomx569

      He's never gonna forget that. 🙂

  • Bill

    #34 that show is just sick

    • oh my

      oh I'm sure that little girl will grow up to be an intelligent, well adjusted woman who cares about the important things in life…and if you believe that I have a time share opportunity that will change your life!

      • Bill

        good one

  • darsh

    #28 should have been in the weight loss gallery, lookin good

    • Falthor

      #28 for sure… I'd hit it.

  • fotnot

    #5 ur holding the wrong one….

  • ShrimpDaddy

    #17 PMS

  • Retired Navy

    #22
    I just don't know about that one or the others on this post.

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #16

    Who knew the Humancentipede could be hot…

    • Martin

      Someone's in desperate need of a caboose.

      • Ned_Ryerson

        i'll make the sacrifice and volunteer.

    • Barf

      Have the weirdest boner…

      Ok not anymore #12

    • SIUADO

      Humancent-Ipad

  • Juan R

    #6 #10 #19 #30 all seem legit

    • frankie

      Imma need a shotgun for 10

  • Frank

    #16 I would watch this Human Centipede movie.

    • map

      # 16 For the win!

  • iXOredheds

    #21 serial cumdumpster

    • Willie

      I think all of the cum is in the 115 condoms on her wall.

      • Habsy

        Rather not, thanks.

    • thom

      Its Sandra Fluke's room again.

      • Kodos

        eh, pretty sure this one is hetero.. can't say the same for Ms. Fluke

        • sadman

          She had better not be begging for a hand out, on my dime, to stop herself from getting knocked up by her girlfriend.

      • Indeed

        How do Rush's balls taste?

    • MICHAEL

      does anyone know the origin or reasoning behind this photo. I mean legitimately?

      • hehaha

        she is allergic to cat

    • Mike West

      That's one well-used Vag!

    • 0k34

      obviously a chivette. probably been featured in the "newly single chivettes gallery" more than once

    • Dale

      See that really long one? That was mine.

    • Tomx569

      Reminds me of that Tricia from Mallrats…

  • http://www.facebook.com/groups/449213905097537/ Saskguy26

    Wow, just wow. women like this make me glad i'm single

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Makes me glad I'm married to one who isn't crazy. You sir, still might date one.

      • Reed Tarded

        You just haven't been married long enough.

    • Shelley

      This is definitely the pic they should use on how to track down who gave you what std! Yuck!!! This girl needs more than a psych evaluation…she needs a chastity belt!

  • Kodos

    #6
    She's cute; find her…
    #12
    I watched this far longer than I should have…

    • big_james

      I agree #6 is cute.

    • Ouch

      In the kitchen

  • ColaChiver

    #26 …Sooooooooo tired of her Look at me! Look at me! bullshit.

    • TheTexan

      Agreed. She is obnoxious and disgusting.

      • spaceace

        She?

        • ColaChiver

          Agreed. I have sworn all along she has some giblets hiding in those dolphin/giraffe/bubble wrap/ bee hive underwear shim wears.

  • disturbed

    #2 I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're still here.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It'd be funny if she missed with the rock.

      • Tomx569

        Be even funnier if she hit herself with it.

    • ColaChiver

      Can someone get this guy a pair of balls please?

  • ColaChiver

    #31…Nightmares for a fucking month!

    • good jeff

      Reminds me of a Tool video

    • Annie

      Agreed!

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #16 Human centipede, doing it a little better

    • Still_MisGuided

      i'll bring up the rear if they dont mind

    • https://www.facebook.com/mark.ledonne Mark Andrew LeDonne

      Fuck you beat me to a centipede joke.

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