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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

June 21, 2012 | In: DAR, Funny

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Ruffieg

Chive, you rock my world!
Thanks!

Usa retard nation

You like your little american cunts (to be pregnant pretty soon) stripping down on the internet everyday don't you.

Dumb Americans

go USA! you're #1 in everything! including obesity and prison population! merica!

like me

no# 48 Rape Time
pervyman

You need to get a life.

richkeenan

#38, He's just sea lion' around by the pool

Swagger

You are a fucking idiot.
piehard

See more at izismile.com…original content ya tard.
REDDIT

REDDIT

Whoopi_G

#6 MOAR!!

zoom

Please add #6 to the T-shirt design team.

This photo shows multiple qualifications.

Anony

Should make chive towels

JustAnotherGuy

Bed sheets too.

http://twitter.com/krisskross1605 @krisskross1605

She's wearing it properly.

steve

*more

HOOK

#6 Hot!!
BOB

The chive is gay

Snork

What do you want, a cookie?
BOB

I suck dicks as a hobby, and jack off to naked clowns

Guest

You have no friends.

BOB

I'm sorry. Posting under other people's names is how I feel special. That and when John blows his load in my mouth.

vegetarian

Reddit is nothing but a bunch of chauvinistic Atheist. If you believe in god on reddit you are shunned and told that you are a fool. They basically bitch about creationist being assholes, but they are just as guilty. Also /r/gonewild aint got shit on chivettes. FUCK REDDIT

Tyler

Haha, funny you should dis reddit considering everything on here comes from there and the only original thing you may have is "chivettes." I come on this site because it's funny sometimes but it became a habit and after I discovered reddit, every DAR is a giant repost. Oh and r/gonewild is better.

You know it.

I'm dissing reddit because they are a bunch of elitist asshole's. The whole community sucks. They literally think they invented the internet. Take for example Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0, at the end of every episode someone from the crowd yells something ignorant. This season some one yelled "I saw that video on reddit first". To claim reddit does not borrow from other sources is absurd. To say reddit is filled with smug, looking at the mirror while they jack off, assholes is true. Also they are bigoted towards anyone that believes in god. Also r/gonewild sucks.

TheAutomaticMan

i support this.
mike

Dude, the chive is like a low budget filipino stripper. Its funny to look at and something to check out when youre bored as fuck. Plus we all keep coming back cause, fuck, tits and ass. But if you dont like it, why are you still here shoving singles in her g-string? Idiot.

Kip

your mom is like a low budget filipino stripper.

OutThere

You just harshed my morning mellow
https://www.facebook.com/ashley.mayfieldcowan Ashley Mayfield-cowan

You do realize the irony in your statement. You say the chive is gay, but does that mean you're gay to for going TO the website? Just sayin'….

https://www.facebook.com/ashley.mayfieldcowan Ashley Mayfield-cowan

Too*

Dano152

No. He was right. Too = also or as well.

Dano152

I mean, you were right the first time.

Whoopi_G

#22 Sorry, but that truck is dumb as fuck.

FTFO

cute girls tho

strplayr11

Looks like the one all the way to the right has a mustache

Franklin1138

GOB: "Oh, Nagarmat, you’ve got a mustache. I mean you’ve got milk on your mustache. I mean, you’ve got a milk mustache."
Michael: "Yeah. It’s adorable. You look like one of those “Got milk?” models."
Narrator: "But GOB. mistook Michael’s basic human decency for a romantic interest, and felt a competitive urge to step in."
GOB: "You know, it’s beyond adorable. Exotic. I find you very attractive."
AFoz

I was gonna say the same thing. The Chivette is hot as hell, but the "girl" on the right leaves a bit to be desired.

Bill Murray

false. both suck. every chick on here that's a chivette is "hot as hell" according to you people……

SockMoney17

Trailer Park all the way
dickCOCK

ya, the dude on the right is HOT as FUCK!!!!

Enigo Montoya

You should see the other redneck crap that comes out of the northwoods of Sconnie. Sheesh.

Lo From Wisco

Hey now, we have plenty of hot bitches in Wisconsin, too!

fact

So is your crude expression, "Whoopi".

Whoopi_G

Fuck you.

Keith

I was thinking the exact same thing. So ugly it was hard to notice anything else
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

How the fuck did they go back to 1990, when that shit was "Popular"?
Anon

I like the KCCO part of the truck
https://www.facebook.com/matt.poole.524 Matt Poole

Agreed, but the chick in the Slayer shirt is hot as fuck
jjj

The overly forced smile is a little scary too.
MattyDeuce

I think our Chivette is hot at least. Rock chicks are my favorite.
jon

hot chicks that wear slayer shirts are hot
Tabby70

There was a truck?
mickey

The last photo is shopped, you ninnies!
Dr_Batman

Anyone else think the "chick" on the right is a dude?

6655321

Thank you! I thought the second picture was a dude. Well, still do. I've seen 2 seasons of RuPaul's drag race, so I know what's what.

You know it.

Almost as dumb as those chicks in the picture. They look like keith 'the ultimate douche" stone's girlfriend.
Mikerhinosisgay

……and then we all tag teamed him! Because, you know, he likes The Chive too. That's soooo rare.

HopeMarie8998

Yeah…pretty sure the one on the right has a penis…

rob willchuk

ur a depressing loser dude someone fuckin post a pic having fun and u have to run them down with your rude mouth i think that truck is great and those girls r hot. get a life whoopie

http://theChive.com Gary

#49 – I think it was Shakespeare who said it best, “Gimme that donkey butt and them big ole legs, I ain’t to hard to beg” MOAR

DrGarnicus

Old Billy was right!
Enigo Montoya

Yes, Gary, Shakespeare did have a way with words. I believe he also coined the frame "Can't trust a big butt and a smile." Prolly after the donkey butt years.
Keith

Her legs are so f*in sexy
40YrsYoung

I love #49 in an unhealthy covetous kind of way.

Larry

Great song. Better picture.
http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

looks slightly like Kate upton

JAX

BWAHAHAHA… oh man… nice
Mike

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Cardno

Agreed, more must be given!
Skadoosh

COTW please!
Lotus

Corsets definately need to make a comeback
mopar_man

Nice gap on her!

Her Boyfriend

i had a nice fap on her!

Falthor

Saw the first picture and thought, Damn that's hot, the second picture was pretty good, but the third picture knocked me unconscious with the amount of awesome it held… I haven't look at the fourth picture for fear of my life…

Lisa

Got a BFM today, hopefully in time for Canada Day. KCCO, Chivers & Chivettes!!!

derp

Awesome! I picked up one of the 3D's!
Tfuhr0Canada_eh

Cheers to that, KCCO!
REVOLVER_KAZ

I got a special black KCCO yesterday! Also, FUCK YEAH CANADA!

Saskguy26

Got myself 2 greens and a BFM, on top of the 2 blacks that i got 2 months ago (took them a month to arrive)

Ben Dover

Don't get your hopes up.I've gotten shirts on 2 occasions and it took 3 weeks to get them in Alberta.

Canada Rocks KCCO Canada

Lisa

Boo-urns! I'm in Edmonton! Well, I managed to get a KCCO Black and it shipped out last Wednesday so I hope I get THAT one by Canada Day weekend at least. KCCO indeed!!!

That Guy

I'm in Edmonton too and the last time I ordered a KCCO, it took over 3 weeks…..at least it came though! Now just gotta wait on my shiny new BFM!

Trav1121

In RD here and each of my shirts took at least 3 weeks to arrive. Good luck tho and Canada 4tw! (specifically Alberta!)

lyle

I managed to get a KCCO black today now just gotta wait for it to get to edmonton.

http://www.facebook.com/steven.sheret Steven Sheret

Got to love the Edmonton chivers! Got my black KCCO shirt in yesterday and my green one is all packed up for houseboating for Canada day. Hope to see you all on whyte one day!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

FIRST!!!1!!!!
Who fucking cares meow anyway.
I'm soooo not sorry for neglecting you my dearest minions…. Your beloved Paula has been really bushy the last few days.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Isn't there a way for the chive to ban this a$$hole? – Tired of her $hit"

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Bushy? I'll fire up the Poulan….
Billy

Shut up Bob………………..

Stan_Dalone

Open letter to the Chivers

How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 154 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value.

Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? Well I did some research, it turns out you can buy a plug

in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you

OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like. After a several hour confrontation with the people who run paula this is what one of them

had to say: "Chive guy • 3 hours ago iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind". So the boys in the office run paula,

isn't that right LG?

Jackie Treehorn

Paula cracks me up. Everyone just keeps loving everything all the time. Paula does the opposite and its refreshing. Suck it Trebek

walter sobcheck

love the name, buddy.

Paula oinks

Go fuck yourself with a cactus, you fat pig.
jbreezy

Your efforts are bad and you should feel bad

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh I feel bad allright… I'm so bad… I need to be spanked right meow.
C'mon little Chiver, spank me already. Spank me. SPANK ME!!! MEOW!!1!

Slaps,
Paula
– the one you love to hate

Dr_StrangePants

Breaking Bad

that show sucks.

whore

fuck ewe

https://www.facebook.com/ashley.mayfieldcowan Ashley Mayfield-cowan

So glad to have you back, Paula. Been wondering why the hate's been spreading around to everyone else.

miss lisa

#36 – Was super happy to see you return to the show in last Sunday's episode, John! I may have had a bit of a fan girl moment…just sayin.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I prefer Jessica <3
Last seasons finale… Little Red Ridemegood outfit… OMFG……..

Hugs,
Paula
- Really, OMFG….. <3

miss lisa

That outfit was pretty incredible. Deborah Ann Woll is absolutely gorgeous! I've had a girl crush on her since that sexy school-girl-esque outfit she wore at the beginning of season 2 in her "bad girl" baby vamp phase. I'd make out with her in a heartbeat!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You mean girls making out with girls?
Yecch, that's gross.

Hugs,
Paula
-the one you love to hate
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I'd rather think of John wearing Jessicas red lingerie…
Wait, what? I TAKE THAT BACK! AAAAHHHGH! IT HURTS MY BRAIN, MAKE IT STOPSIES!!!11

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Nice work Paula. You just ruined the image of Jessica in red lingerie for me forever. C'mon!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Awwww, not you….
I will help you.
Just imagine John wearing that lingerie.
…
Meow imagine Jessica againsies….
…
Meow, who is sexier?

Hugs,
Paula
-the one you love to hate

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

I do love me some baby vamp in red…. Okay, now what filthy link are you going to give me to ruin it all over again?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

How about something out of season?
i.imgur.com/BrnDd.jpg

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Every time I read your posts and it has a "meow" in it, it reminds me of "Super Troopers"….wahooo to the funniest movie ever! And thank you Paula! You're the best! – ShakeyTheMoyle"

ShakeyTheMoyle

o.0 Must remember not to make drunk posts.

Jack o' lantern

For this idiot?? I bet if you send him pictures of your tits he'll make you a star
bulldogger

Get back to work fuck-tard. The site is slipping!

Alvin

#2 Sexy Chivette

DrGarnicus

Great smile!
Tommy Pickles

Meh…she's a 6.2161118 at best. Pass.

Wunderbreadz

meh, more like a 7.4. i'd jerk on her face.

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

She looks amazing! Probably a really nice girl, too…

Heat bribe refs

You are a loser, Nick.

http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

id like to see a chivette of the week ok her for sure!

James is a dork

I'd like to see you play in traffic.

skm

newly single

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

EMRMAGAHD……RHEDHITT

Piss Button

Funny how the Chive Admin deletes a comment that makes them look like D-Bags. Way to prove the point, guys.

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

they made themselves look like douchebags……by being…you know……..douchebags.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

They hardly ever do. Trust me, I'm the expert on this.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "Every time I read your posts and it has a "meow" in it, it reminds me of "Super Troopers"….wahooo to the funniest movie ever! And thank you Paula! You're the best! – ShakeyTheMoyle"

Lisa

There is no fucking way I'm going to read all of the comments in this thread. I don't have that kind of patience or interest. I will say this. The ilovereddit original poster and those posting imitation style under that name, all y'all need to get the fuck out and get laid. Sheesh.

Lisa is acunt

Lisa, the fact that you are commenting means you are just as dumb a bitch as the rest of these commenters.

Lisa is acuntisacunt

Why so mean?
Jake

Dude. Have you seen her gun? She's a cmilf (Chivette Mom I'd like to F) if ever there was one. Reading her comments gives me the strangest boner sometimes.

Lisa

Um. "Thank you" is the only appropriate response to being a "cmilf" I suppose. As for my guns…they are things of beauty. You don't have to worry about them though. It's my knives that should have your attention…lol

http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

#8 I whip my hair back and forth

http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

Because you're worth it.
Big Poppa

because you're worth it, lol-real.

MBChiver

You mean Th'oreal

MattKL

You dare deny the mighty Thor, the Odinson, his conditioner?!?!!
pie

See more at izismile.com
ernest seemann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLHooKyQqoA

Swagger

#6
YES! I love "Chivettes", who are really just girls with low self-esteem who strip down for strangers on the internet for attention…. It's OK honey, we'll give you the attention Daddy never did!

Swagger

And I'm a douche.

Lebron loves c0ck

LOL you typed his username and then replied calling him a douche LOLOLOL you're so cool.

Swagger

I'm sorry. I'm just cranky because John hasn't given my asshole a good stretching since he dumped me for Mac.
Lotus

Wow the fact that this has so many thumbs down… how retarded are the commenters on this site? Wait a minute (dramatic pause) I'm a commenter on this site!

ProudChivette

I'd call it confidence, dude!
This girl is gorgeous, pretty sure she knows it. Coming from another Chivette, who has had a couple pictures posted, I have self esteem, and confidence. I posted for my bf, cause he loves the site, and what his Chivette has to offer. Personally, I don't care if other guys like me or not. I love theCHIVE, love my man, and have no problem showing it off. At least we aren't out whoring around. Its all in fun. Lighten up, and Chive on!

Swagger

I don't belong here, sorry.
Daddy Nectar

No, if you "didn't care" about other guy's opinions, you would have just GIVEN or TEXTED the photos to your boyfriend, rather than post it in the hopes that thousands of strangers will see you. TRULY confident women don't need to hope TheChive will post them. You don't have to lie to kick it, girly! Just admit you need the approval of strangers.

ProudChivette

He gets the ones in texts that aren't as PG as theCHIVE would post. He enjoys seeing his girl on here, and I like giving him that satisfaction. If I cared what people thought, I'd care what you have to say. And I don't. Nor do I need your acceptance or approval. So kiss my ass, bro!

LeBron James

You say you don't care, yet here you are endlessly typing. If it wasn't already clear that you're a loopy, needy bitch, it is now!

Franklin1138

Oh, don't be so self-righteous and condescending. Shut up and enjoy the boobs.

http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

Exactly! Also, what is up with the daddy issue? Not all of us have Electra complexes dude.
Proud Chivette!

Rodi

He him self probably has low self esteem so he has to put down a beautiful girl on the internet to make him self feel better.

Rodi is a cunt

Yes, that must be it, Sigmund Freud. It simply couldn't be that he is stating fact.
John Lydon

right on, Rodi. no way he could be right, that's just not possible. derp.

Rodi

so sensitive on here KCCO girls……relax LOL

9892

keep telling yourself that. that makes it true….

moose_nutz

Gotta love 'em!
Keith

It's the sad truth
Anon

I think it is a good thing daddy didn't give her the love that those of us here that appreciate her form would.
its_forge

Who cares, tits.

Bill Murray

Guys like you give men who don't think their dicks a bad name.

Truth

I am just waiting for this trend to develop over the next few years, so I can stop paying for porn sites. Girls will always try to outwhore each other as seen by how much more skin has been showing on TheChive since it started.
Twitch11

Go browse reddit gonewild for a lil bit then and see how many attention seeking 'whores' post on ur beloved website. They activly post nude shot of themselves doin all sorts of R rated stuff with the titles 'gimme some love reddit', 'feelin down today, pick me up reddit', 'show a "curvy" girl some love', 'my last post didnt get enough attention, lets try again'… That my friend is attention seeking!
Not postin hot pics in bikinis tellin fellow Chivers to KCCO.
It couldnt be more obvious that you are a lowlife, lonely, probably overweight and underage scroller that between jerking off to WOW, desides he might pop around to other sites and try be a troll for a day. If you dont like it, dont fuckin come here simple as that!
Your comments were unneccesary and hurtfull so go be a fuckin dick elsewhere!
Fuckin assclown…
Frosty93

sounds like someone has a mom issue. maybe you did'nt get enough attintion from your mother…. just because the girls take pictures of themselves in the mirror and theyare beautiful doesnt mean that there your ex girlfriend that cheated on you cuz you could'nt satisfy her and had zero respect. Maybe some of the girls are looking for some self confidence but it doesnt mean it blankets every one of them
have some respect and humanity man
if these girls didnt take these photos then you most likely would'nt visit the chive
kcco
my hands clamp for all the chivettes
thank you all

Tim

So why all this "Proud Chivette" business? What are you proud of? The fact that you look at some website? This site would be a LOT better without all the KCCO nonsense.

Dr_Batman

Says Chivettes want attention. Posts an intentionally inflammatory comment for attention.

Swagger

So I'm an attention whore too. So then we're both attention whores. Your point?

Whoopi_G

#11 Delocated?

flosen_one

well, as a reporter you can´t just simply walk into christiania…
James

He's "Basher Henrik", a Danish popculture phenomenon. He has some anger management issues?!? B)

http://www.facebook.com/j.n.jessen Jesper Jessen

not exactly a phenomenon … he's a comedian named Magnus Millang … and he's not very funny

magic mike

what kind of magic is this??? turns a mic into a bag of chips???? that's AMAZING!

AtlChiver

#14

Looking good Chloe. KC&CO!

LDAUS

From another Aussie Chivette, keep strong sweetheart! Thinking of you and your family and sending good vibes your way xx
cl33per

chole, glad to see that you back on your feet kcco
http://www.facebook.com/danmcg Daniel McGrath

Too much brain to contain is a great way to look at it. KCCO Chloe!

Douche McBaggins

I got too much brain to contian….in my pants

scottyb

Good luck – hope everything went well – stay strong! It's all about the strength you have inside. My beautiful wife was diagnosed back in 1996 with the same issues & it's amazing how far the treatments have come since then!
ernest seemann

KCCO, I love you outlook, you are going to kick this and be out in no time. The the Chivers and Chiveetts want to see more of your smile and gumption.

Rodi

#46 – Good luck sweety! Show us the scar later

Bump1972

Good luck hun KCCO

https://www.facebook.com/melissa.oraghallaigh Melissa O'Raghallaigh

Thanks! Home today! Will update tomorrow with a pic!

Rodi

Awesome!!! Glad to hear it went well. Get your rest Chievette.

tim

I don't understand why everybody is so obsessed with humping reddit. I prefer theChive because they have a much more user-friendly format. Get the fuck over it or stay on reddit

ilovereddit

I think you mean "ad" friendly. Everywhere you look is more and more ads

ilovereddit

I'm a sad sad kid, but I love Trolling.

ilovereddit

lol yes! You are so original

ilovereddit

?

ilovereddit

I don't know why you think that is funny?

AnyoneForCoffee

How narrow do these posts go?

AnyoneForCoffee

………..

AnyoneForCoffee

Minor headaches now but still going……

AnyoneForCoffee

Pressure continues to build. Losing vision in my left eye but still going….
AnyoneForCoffee

Lostuseofspacebar…..
AnyoneForCoffee

Oxygenrunninglow…..canseesomelight…..
………..

ermehgerd
beatingadeadhorse

I'm still curious how narrow it goes….
…

…
dexter

why stop now?
iheartboobs

Its a trap!
Andy Valentine

What's a reddit?
trololol

idk, a red dimwit? makes no sense to me
boll

comon guys we can do this
13Aliens

you can get smaller!!
…

pureawesomeness!
Willie

TWSS
Fuang

Woah
Kirgeek

smaller?!!?!?!? can it be done?
shitty

izismile.com

All pics are posts are from there too.
http://www.facebook.com/joe.goffman Joe Goffman

wow
luke

this is getting re
why

oh yeah…
one

…
fortinet

c-mon
I Get It

…
Arcona

H
E
L
P

therealguy

and you're gay, in a bad way

myself

I can tolerate ads if it's far less of a hassle than Reddit, which it is. Quickly respond with another reason why TheChive is bad. The you can espouse about how you are on a quest of good.

ilovereddit

It's not like chive is all evil, they just steal and to some people that is enough. Yes the internet is all about stealing but at least on reddit you can see where the originality comes from.

Just Askin'

If you could explain the stealing concept. I was under the impression that they may not be great with giving credit all the time, but is do they steal content that is copyrighted somewhere?

ilovereddit

"but is do"? lol, learn English and then I will respond.

Thanks

If you could explain the stealing concept. I was under the impression that they may not be great with giving credit all the time, but do they steal content that is copyrighted somewhere?

ilovereddit

No they don't steal copyright material, they take pictures other people create and then slap a "posted at Chive" logo on it. Again, not everything they do is evil or anything. I just find it sad that the 40% of things that are actually funny on here I already saw days ago on reddit. I prefer the source or at least the site higher up on the chain, but if you prefer to be a bottom feeder go ahead. The world still needs them.

therealguy

*GO AWAY ALREADY!*

ilovereddit

lol you just remind me of this meme
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3onahs/

Redditer

How long do you plan on hanging out on this site that you hate so much? Oh and that wasn't really a great response, but I appreciate your opinion. Would you be brave enough to disclose your age and if you have any original content that we may enjoy?

ilovereddit

25 and no, why would I want to share after making everyone angry. You think they would view my content subjectively? I think not.

I actually had a nice long break today and this is funny, so probably a few more minutes before I head downtown.
Redditor

Cool. Probably right about content. You really trolled the hell out these poor people. Way to go!
ilovereddit

hahaha thanks! It was fun
Redditor

I was kidding friend. You've been on here for over an hour trolling, I'm embarrassed for you. Just let people enjoy what they want. It's not hurting you. Go grab a beer!
ilovereddit

How can something be embarrassing when no one knows who you are. This is funny and making me laugh. No one has to read this or comment themselves, it is their choice.
jesseDubya

logic win.
celticsquid

Mmmmmmmm…… beer!!
https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

he has no friends to drink with…
Mark

So you've made people angry on purpose. Are you proud of yourself? Do you think you are cool? Do you think you are funny? Frankly if you are the only one laughing, that makes you seem pathetic.

And before you come back with something stupid and unoriginal like: "are you mad bro?" Don't worry mate, I'm not mad. I just want to call you out for the loser that you are.
ilovereddit

Appreciated. I hope no one is ever PROUD of anything they put in comments on a website. Do I think it is funny? Yes, very funny. Do I care if anyone else is laughing? No, not at all. What I said is the truth, the fact that everyone gets so mad about it is really funny to me. I didn't say it to be funny, I kept responding to the comments because it was funny
Rufus

do you know what subjective means?

Danai

Seems to work, you're still here. Why? Cause you KCCO!
Everyonewithabrain

OH MY GOD SHUT UP. One enjoyable thing about The Chive is the comments. But you are so fucking boring that you have ruined the comments for this DAR. CONGRATULATIONS, MORON

Tru Chiver

i know right? the main reason i come to the chive is to read "moar", "i have the strangest boner", "seems legit", "sexy girl is sexy", "awesomeness". comments don't get any better than that, srsly

http://4chan.org 4chan

Aww… your cute.

Childerz

Considering TheChive has been around longer than Reddit… well you can put the two together!

Dimitris

TheChive (2008) longer than Reddit (2005)???

ilovereddit

Damn you beat me to it!

http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

It's not stealing dumb ass. nothing belongs to reddit. except the website, nothing here is water marked "reddit" therefore nothing is stolen. i don't spend all day on the internet looking at every photo blog, but it seems like you do. but hey you can do what the F@#$ you wanna do. keep on trollin

Dimitris

So….Lets take the example of theoatmeal comics then. When TheChive put their logo on his comic, without ever any recognition, is it the moral thing to do??? . Anyway, this the Internet. Information (photos, news etc) is reposted and it should. However, when you have an original content, you ought to give the owner/author some recognition.
SumCat

I don't care whether something was on reddit or chive or 4chan or wherever, but just as a general PSA; watermarks are just labels. They have nothing to do with copyright. An image is copyrighted the moment it is created. If a person uses an image without permission or license (credit or not), it's technically against federal copyright law. USA that is…not all countries have the same copyright laws, so simmer down 'Merica bashers.

Anyway. The point is, that unless it's original content created by reddit; they stole it too.

Cool story right?

its_forge

Wow, you don't know how to block ads, you must be diabolically fucking stupid.

ilovereddit

You don't need to on sites that don't throw more ads than content at you. Plus when you design your website to not have ads everywhere then the intended look and feel of the website is kept intact instead of having to try to get around annoying things like ads.

Dumb Ass

Lol, learn English and then I will respond.
Mir

You are retarded. Either you are unemployed or you have a job that means shit to the world. Who the hell cares where pictures come from? They're funny and that's why we are here or some other website. You're a loser, being a website snob. Good luck getting anywhere in life. Don't bother standing up for yourself, you would be wasting your time.

ColaChiver

Then why the fuck are you here if it inconveniences you so much? Quit bitching or stay on reddit and izismile.
Shay

If you have adblockplus then you won't see any! I don't see one ad… it all looks nice and easy to read!

press

Agree, tim. There were search engines before Google, too.

Chive's superior design kicks reddit to the curb. It's a tough world.

ilovereddit

LOL superior design?? Half is covered in ads and they are not open source while reddit is the opposite. Reddit is worth 420 million with an Alexa rank of 119 while thechive is worth 42 million and a Alexa rank of 1148. Numbers don't lie, reddit is way better in every way.

Hilarious

I admire your stick-to-it-ness.

ilovereddit

thank you

Hilarious

I was kidding.

https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

this kid is like AIDS, not HIV… but full blown AIDS

Seabass

TheChive gets me laid! Reddit gets my sloppy seconds.

Dimitris

Really??? Even if it is true,which I doubt though, still it is sad…
Red

wow. that's sad……

jreddy23

*an Alexa rank of 1148

ilovereddit

Damn! Good catch, my bad
Mir

Is that like getting Interet Money?

ghostofmlg

Who the fuck is Alexa?
Hassel Shattnerhoff

Not to me it's not. Nuff said.

Binx_

meh… i dont mind waiting 2 days for the chive folks to wrap it up in a neat little post for me
Daniel_Tosh

#13
Well, this is accurate.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Roofies. Same effect, less destructive.
…
Aw fuck it, who cares. Kill the bitches.

Hugs,
Paula
-the one you love to hate
Shockerdyermom

At first I thought that was your car, but then I realized it says "girls".
Lev

Disgusting. I mean really, who puts bumper stickers on their window?

Heat

Let's go HEAT!!

15 down, 1 to go

please don't hate. the chive is not full of haters

Heat

before anyone tries to say anything, remember this.

If OKC was going to take a game, it would've been game 4.
Swagger

Another bandwagon Heat fan…congrats on that. BTW, you do know the past 2 games have been won by the refs rather than LeBron, right?

Heat

Um, actually I am not a bandwagoner at all. I've been a Heat fan since before Wade joined the team. Good job on that accusation. Blame the refs, how original. If OKC had won, no one would say anything about the refs. Did the refs tell Westbrook the foul Chalmers? No he did it on his own, to be fair Wade said he didn't know the rule either but besides the point lost the game.

I hate bandwagoners, i told everyone to jump off it after Game 5 of the ECF. They all came back for some reason. I digress, Heat will win

Lebron loves c0ck

Even Miami fans know the refs have HEAVILY favored Miami, you fucking idiot. You can't be within 10 feet of Lebron or he gets to shoot free throws, whereas you could bring a baseball bat onto the court and hit Durant with it, and the refs would "not see it".

boo the refs

i just got called for a foul… LBJ will start the game off shooting 2 free throws before tip off!

Heat

haha funny joke….wanna hear something else.

Lebron wins and shuts your dumb hick ass up
Daddy Nectar

Lebron just told the refs that Durant looked at him funny during the last game, so Lebron is going to be awarded 10 free throw shots during half time tonight.

Heat

good luck with that.

Heat

such hate over something you aren't even apart of.

As Kevin Hart said: "Is your team in the playoffs? No? Then Stop Talking shit about Miami"

Home Teams are generally favored by the refs 20% usually but again OKC 20 fouls, MIA 18
pretty close to me. go hate on something else man

https://www.facebook.com/matt.poole.524 Matt Poole

Don't come on here talking about how great the Heat are if you don't want people to disagree with you dumbass

Heat

I came on here to say what I wanted to say. Every single day, i see on the comments section "Thunder Up". Its called freedom of opinion. I prefer the Heat because I grew up and live in South Florida.

ZacHart96

Thunder Up from an OKC Chiver!

Truth

I like how it's bandwagon to like the heat, but it's not bandwagon to hate lebron. If you're not from Cleveland, gtfo.

TheDT

It's not bandwagon to hate a guy that acted like an immature prick when he left his team. People tend to hate people with no class. Truth.

Heat Champs 2012

eat your words

Heat refs get money

Do the referees get rings too, or just money from The Heat? How does that work?

boo the refs

if they win, should have some ***'s out beside the trophy and give their crappy refs rings

Heat

original discussion. good job buddy

boo the refs

you cannot honestly tell me that you dont think that the officiating has been LOP sided towards Miami.

Heat

Only during home games and not by much. I forgot, Harden with his open looks missing was all the refs fault. You said it, damn man. CONSPIRACY. Go hate someone else

Heat Fan?

It has been more of a 8 on 5 matchup series.

Heat

The Heat are playing better, that is it. Not the refs but the team. Like everyone has said, the Heat are playing Team Basketball, OKC is playing one on one

Michael Jordan

Look at you, trying SOOOOOOOOO HARD to defend the flopping, ref-bribing Heat to strangers on the internet. Could you be any more pathetic?

Heat

how about someone putting their name as someone else. "Michael Jordan". troll

I don't need to. Oh yes, the refs were bribed, you said it. Clippers are the biggest floppers in the league

Lebr0n l0ves c0ck

You are too fucking stupid to be allowed to live. Is your name "Heat"? Because if not, you are a troll by your own definition. Christ, you are a fucking idiot.

Heat

its my username, yours must be lebron loves cock? for someone who is such a hater, you are putting a lot of effort into it. good luck with your life. I'm the idiot? jeez, pathetic

LeBron James

Even I know we haven't really won these games…thanks to Pat Riley for bribing the refs though!!! LOLOLOL

James Hard-on

I can believe I keep missing all those shots! This beard is building up so much pressure. We can go whine all day to the refs. wahwahwah

ghost fan

Dear HEAT,

Just agree that the refs have kept the heat ahead of or within reach of the thunder. Every time OKC has made a run off of transition the refs slow the game down, thus benifiting lebron n wade. So go cry in a corner by yourself with your "trophy", still nobody likes you. Thank David Stern for the championship.

Heat

your 100% right, especially when in Game 4, OKC was up 17 points and what happened? I don't remember the refs intervening, Norris Cole hit three right before the end of the 1Q. He sparked the comeback. Don't get pissed, your not a heat or okc fan. Please go back to your cave

real talk

the heat are a disgrace to basketball, if the teams from the 80s were to see all the shit they pull in games back then they would be ashamed. everyone knows they cheat there asses off so quit acting like there all good and shit.

Flop City!

James Hard-on

harden wasn't a flop artist huh? eat your words

Leroy Jenkins

I've been a Heat fan since the beginning. Lived in Lauderdale back in '88. I have seen more games at the old Miami Arena than the AAA. They have old fans like me. Fuck the Haters! Kiss my old nutsack. LETS GO HEAT!!

NBA Champs 2012

You said it best!

MSM

How bout Kobe…4 Rings. Way past this dumb shit. Glad I have been a lifelong Lakers fan so I can sit back and enjoy the Chivettes

Heat bribe refs

If you were a "lifelong Laker fan" you would know that Kobe has FIVE rings. Not 4, you fucking idiot.

Dr_Batman

For the love of God if you want to ride Lebron's dick go to ESPN. No one gives two shits about basketball, especially on a DAR post.

Heat Champs 2012

go eat your words
suck me dry

suck me dry

jbonik

You guys are fags, basketball is fucking gay

Heat bribe refs

you are a fucking loser. Go play in traffic.

wht you here

#48 For real?

b4coffee

whach u talkin bout willis?
thedude325

Bitch you be trippin'
Hold Up

So someone I don't know wants to give me 65 cents a day???

Barnaby Jones

#41 Not the hoverhand….noooooh grab it

Dave

I don't think its hovering. The strand of hair makes it look like there space there, but look closer…

Dave

Oh yeah, NOW KISS!

Dave

Ok, I'm a little slow today, distracted by boobs… #41 #42

http://www.facebook.com/jretrac Jason Carter

Don't squeeze the … err what am I sayin' … do eet!!
JFrost

We need MOAR of both these super hotties!
Ryan

MOAR! of the hot ginger!

zach

#41 Hover hand action
Derp

#35

should be in every inner-city library… LOL j/k inner cities don't have libraries

Frank

or dads….

Rickyrick

Fathers day, the most confusing holiday in the hood.

James

this all made my day

Dr. Dre

That's so wrong!
smallchinaman

Check out the customer review for this book on Amazon, somebody had a bit of fun with it.
Douche McBaggins

I can't tell… Is that rabbit black or hispanic?

Chicago Sean

Let's just call him brown to cover all bases

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