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June 21, 2012 |
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Chive, you rock my world!
You like your little american cunts (to be pregnant pretty soon) stripping down on the internet everyday don't you.
go USA! you're #1 in everything! including obesity and prison population! merica!
no# 48 Rape Time
You need to get a life.
#38, He's just sea lion' around by the pool
You are a fucking idiot.
See more at izismile.com…original content ya tard.
Please add #6 to the T-shirt design team.
This photo shows multiple qualifications.
Should make chive towels
Bed sheets too.
She's wearing it properly.
The chive is gay
What do you want, a cookie?
I suck dicks as a hobby, and jack off to naked clowns
You have no friends.
I'm sorry. Posting under other people's names is how I feel special. That and when John blows his load in my mouth.
Reddit is nothing but a bunch of chauvinistic Atheist. If you believe in god on reddit you are shunned and told that you are a fool. They basically bitch about creationist being assholes, but they are just as guilty. Also /r/gonewild aint got shit on chivettes. FUCK REDDIT
Haha, funny you should dis reddit considering everything on here comes from there and the only original thing you may have is "chivettes." I come on this site because it's funny sometimes but it became a habit and after I discovered reddit, every DAR is a giant repost. Oh and r/gonewild is better.
I'm dissing reddit because they are a bunch of elitist asshole's. The whole community sucks. They literally think they invented the internet. Take for example Daniel Tosh's Tosh.0, at the end of every episode someone from the crowd yells something ignorant. This season some one yelled "I saw that video on reddit first". To claim reddit does not borrow from other sources is absurd. To say reddit is filled with smug, looking at the mirror while they jack off, assholes is true. Also they are bigoted towards anyone that believes in god. Also r/gonewild sucks.
i support this.
Dude, the chive is like a low budget filipino stripper. Its funny to look at and something to check out when youre bored as fuck. Plus we all keep coming back cause, fuck, tits and ass. But if you dont like it, why are you still here shoving singles in her g-string? Idiot.
your mom is like a low budget filipino stripper.
You just harshed my morning mellow
You do realize the irony in your statement. You say the chive is gay, but does that mean you're gay to for going TO the website? Just sayin'….
No. He was right. Too = also or as well.
I mean, you were right the first time.
#22 Sorry, but that truck is dumb as fuck.
cute girls tho
Looks like the one all the way to the right has a mustache
GOB: "Oh, Nagarmat, you’ve got a mustache. I mean you’ve got milk on your mustache. I mean, you’ve got a milk mustache."
Michael: "Yeah. It’s adorable. You look like one of those “Got milk?” models."
Narrator: "But GOB. mistook Michael’s basic human decency for a romantic interest, and felt a competitive urge to step in."
GOB: "You know, it’s beyond adorable. Exotic. I find you very attractive."
I was gonna say the same thing. The Chivette is hot as hell, but the "girl" on the right leaves a bit to be desired.
false. both suck. every chick on here that's a chivette is "hot as hell" according to you people……
Trailer Park all the way
ya, the dude on the right is HOT as FUCK!!!!
You should see the other redneck crap that comes out of the northwoods of Sconnie. Sheesh.
Hey now, we have plenty of hot bitches in Wisconsin, too!
So is your crude expression, "Whoopi".
I was thinking the exact same thing. So ugly it was hard to notice anything else
How the fuck did they go back to 1990, when that shit was "Popular"?
I like the KCCO part of the truck
Agreed, but the chick in the Slayer shirt is hot as fuck
The overly forced smile is a little scary too.
I think our Chivette is hot at least. Rock chicks are my favorite.
hot chicks that wear slayer shirts are hot
There was a truck?
The last photo is shopped, you ninnies!
Anyone else think the "chick" on the right is a dude?
Thank you! I thought the second picture was a dude. Well, still do. I've seen 2 seasons of RuPaul's drag race, so I know what's what.
Almost as dumb as those chicks in the picture. They look like keith 'the ultimate douche" stone's girlfriend.
……and then we all tag teamed him! Because, you know, he likes The Chive too. That's soooo rare.
Yeah…pretty sure the one on the right has a penis…
ur a depressing loser dude someone fuckin post a pic having fun and u have to run them down with your rude mouth i think that truck is great and those girls r hot. get a life whoopie
#49 – I think it was Shakespeare who said it best, “Gimme that donkey butt and them big ole legs, I ain’t to hard to beg” MOAR
Old Billy was right!
Yes, Gary, Shakespeare did have a way with words. I believe he also coined the frame "Can't trust a big butt and a smile." Prolly after the donkey butt years.
Her legs are so f*in sexy
I love #49 in an unhealthy covetous kind of way.
Great song. Better picture.
looks slightly like Kate upton
BWAHAHAHA… oh man… nice
Agreed, more must be given!
Corsets definately need to make a comeback
Nice gap on her!
i had a nice fap on her!
Saw the first picture and thought, Damn that's hot, the second picture was pretty good, but the third picture knocked me unconscious with the amount of awesome it held… I haven't look at the fourth picture for fear of my life…
Got a BFM today, hopefully in time for Canada Day. KCCO, Chivers & Chivettes!!!
Awesome! I picked up one of the 3D's!
Cheers to that, KCCO!
I got a special black KCCO yesterday! Also, FUCK YEAH CANADA!
Got myself 2 greens and a BFM, on top of the 2 blacks that i got 2 months ago (took them a month to arrive)
Don't get your hopes up.I've gotten shirts on 2 occasions and it took 3 weeks to get them in Alberta.
Canada Rocks KCCO Canada
Boo-urns! I'm in Edmonton! Well, I managed to get a KCCO Black and it shipped out last Wednesday so I hope I get THAT one by Canada Day weekend at least. KCCO indeed!!!
I'm in Edmonton too and the last time I ordered a KCCO, it took over 3 weeks…..at least it came though! Now just gotta wait on my shiny new BFM!
In RD here and each of my shirts took at least 3 weeks to arrive. Good luck tho and Canada 4tw! (specifically Alberta!)
I managed to get a KCCO black today now just gotta wait for it to get to edmonton.
Got to love the Edmonton chivers! Got my black KCCO shirt in yesterday and my green one is all packed up for houseboating for Canada day. Hope to see you all on whyte one day!
Who fucking cares meow anyway.
I'm soooo not sorry for neglecting you my dearest minions…. Your beloved Paula has been really bushy the last few days.
- Fan testimonial: "Isn't there a way for the chive to ban this a$$hole? – Tired of her $hit"
Bushy? I'll fire up the Poulan….
Shut up Bob………………..
Open letter to the Chivers
How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 154 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value.
Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? Well I did some research, it turns out you can buy a plug
in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you
OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like. After a several hour confrontation with the people who run paula this is what one of them
had to say: "Chive guy • 3 hours ago iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind". So the boys in the office run paula,
isn't that right LG?
Paula cracks me up. Everyone just keeps loving everything all the time. Paula does the opposite and its refreshing. Suck it Trebek
love the name, buddy.
Go fuck yourself with a cactus, you fat pig.
Your efforts are bad and you should feel bad
Oh I feel bad allright… I'm so bad… I need to be spanked right meow.
C'mon little Chiver, spank me already. Spank me. SPANK ME!!! MEOW!!1!
– the one you love to hate
that show sucks.
So glad to have you back, Paula. Been wondering why the hate's been spreading around to everyone else.
#36 – Was super happy to see you return to the show in last Sunday's episode, John! I may have had a bit of a fan girl moment…just sayin.
I prefer Jessica <3
Last seasons finale… Little Red Ridemegood outfit… OMFG……..
- Really, OMFG….. <3
That outfit was pretty incredible. Deborah Ann Woll is absolutely gorgeous! I've had a girl crush on her since that sexy school-girl-esque outfit she wore at the beginning of season 2 in her "bad girl" baby vamp phase. I'd make out with her in a heartbeat!
You mean girls making out with girls?
Yecch, that's gross.
-the one you love to hate
I'd rather think of John wearing Jessicas red lingerie…
Wait, what? I TAKE THAT BACK! AAAAHHHGH! IT HURTS MY BRAIN, MAKE IT STOPSIES!!!11
Nice work Paula. You just ruined the image of Jessica in red lingerie for me forever. C'mon!
Awwww, not you….
I will help you.
Just imagine John wearing that lingerie.
Meow imagine Jessica againsies….
Meow, who is sexier?
I do love me some baby vamp in red…. Okay, now what filthy link are you going to give me to ruin it all over again?
How about something out of season?
- Fan testimonial: "Every time I read your posts and it has a "meow" in it, it reminds me of "Super Troopers"….wahooo to the funniest movie ever! And thank you Paula! You're the best! – ShakeyTheMoyle"
o.0 Must remember not to make drunk posts.
For this idiot?? I bet if you send him pictures of your tits he'll make you a star
Get back to work fuck-tard. The site is slipping!
#2 Sexy Chivette
Meh…she's a 6.2161118 at best. Pass.
meh, more like a 7.4. i'd jerk on her face.
She looks amazing! Probably a really nice girl, too…
You are a loser, Nick.
id like to see a chivette of the week ok her for sure!
I'd like to see you play in traffic.
Funny how the Chive Admin deletes a comment that makes them look like D-Bags. Way to prove the point, guys.
they made themselves look like douchebags……by being…you know……..douchebags.
They hardly ever do. Trust me, I'm the expert on this.
There is no fucking way I'm going to read all of the comments in this thread. I don't have that kind of patience or interest. I will say this. The ilovereddit original poster and those posting imitation style under that name, all y'all need to get the fuck out and get laid. Sheesh.
Lisa, the fact that you are commenting means you are just as dumb a bitch as the rest of these commenters.
Why so mean?
Dude. Have you seen her gun? She's a cmilf (Chivette Mom I'd like to F) if ever there was one. Reading her comments gives me the strangest boner sometimes.
Um. "Thank you" is the only appropriate response to being a "cmilf" I suppose. As for my guns…they are things of beauty. You don't have to worry about them though. It's my knives that should have your attention…lol
#8 I whip my hair back and forth
Because you're worth it.
because you're worth it, lol-real.
You mean Th'oreal
You dare deny the mighty Thor, the Odinson, his conditioner?!?!!
See more at izismile.com
YES! I love "Chivettes", who are really just girls with low self-esteem who strip down for strangers on the internet for attention…. It's OK honey, we'll give you the attention Daddy never did!
And I'm a douche.
LOL you typed his username and then replied calling him a douche LOLOLOL you're so cool.
I'm sorry. I'm just cranky because John hasn't given my asshole a good stretching since he dumped me for Mac.
Wow the fact that this has so many thumbs down… how retarded are the commenters on this site? Wait a minute (dramatic pause) I'm a commenter on this site!
I'd call it confidence, dude!
This girl is gorgeous, pretty sure she knows it. Coming from another Chivette, who has had a couple pictures posted, I have self esteem, and confidence. I posted for my bf, cause he loves the site, and what his Chivette has to offer. Personally, I don't care if other guys like me or not. I love theCHIVE, love my man, and have no problem showing it off. At least we aren't out whoring around. Its all in fun. Lighten up, and Chive on!
I don't belong here, sorry.
No, if you "didn't care" about other guy's opinions, you would have just GIVEN or TEXTED the photos to your boyfriend, rather than post it in the hopes that thousands of strangers will see you. TRULY confident women don't need to hope TheChive will post them. You don't have to lie to kick it, girly! Just admit you need the approval of strangers.
He gets the ones in texts that aren't as PG as theCHIVE would post. He enjoys seeing his girl on here, and I like giving him that satisfaction. If I cared what people thought, I'd care what you have to say. And I don't. Nor do I need your acceptance or approval. So kiss my ass, bro!
You say you don't care, yet here you are endlessly typing. If it wasn't already clear that you're a loopy, needy bitch, it is now!
Oh, don't be so self-righteous and condescending. Shut up and enjoy the boobs.
Exactly! Also, what is up with the daddy issue? Not all of us have Electra complexes dude.
He him self probably has low self esteem so he has to put down a beautiful girl on the internet to make him self feel better.
Yes, that must be it, Sigmund Freud. It simply couldn't be that he is stating fact.
right on, Rodi. no way he could be right, that's just not possible. derp.
so sensitive on here KCCO girls……relax LOL
keep telling yourself that. that makes it true….
Gotta love 'em!
It's the sad truth
I think it is a good thing daddy didn't give her the love that those of us here that appreciate her form would.
Who cares, tits.
Guys like you give men who don't think their dicks a bad name.
I am just waiting for this trend to develop over the next few years, so I can stop paying for porn sites. Girls will always try to outwhore each other as seen by how much more skin has been showing on TheChive since it started.
Go browse reddit gonewild for a lil bit then and see how many attention seeking 'whores' post on ur beloved website. They activly post nude shot of themselves doin all sorts of R rated stuff with the titles 'gimme some love reddit', 'feelin down today, pick me up reddit', 'show a "curvy" girl some love', 'my last post didnt get enough attention, lets try again'… That my friend is attention seeking!
Not postin hot pics in bikinis tellin fellow Chivers to KCCO.
It couldnt be more obvious that you are a lowlife, lonely, probably overweight and underage scroller that between jerking off to WOW, desides he might pop around to other sites and try be a troll for a day. If you dont like it, dont fuckin come here simple as that!
Your comments were unneccesary and hurtfull so go be a fuckin dick elsewhere!
sounds like someone has a mom issue. maybe you did'nt get enough attintion from your mother…. just because the girls take pictures of themselves in the mirror and theyare beautiful doesnt mean that there your ex girlfriend that cheated on you cuz you could'nt satisfy her and had zero respect. Maybe some of the girls are looking for some self confidence but it doesnt mean it blankets every one of them
have some respect and humanity man
if these girls didnt take these photos then you most likely would'nt visit the chive
my hands clamp for all the chivettes
thank you all
So why all this "Proud Chivette" business? What are you proud of? The fact that you look at some website? This site would be a LOT better without all the KCCO nonsense.
Says Chivettes want attention. Posts an intentionally inflammatory comment for attention.
So I'm an attention whore too. So then we're both attention whores. Your point?
well, as a reporter you can´t just simply walk into christiania…
He's "Basher Henrik", a Danish popculture phenomenon. He has some anger management issues?!? B)
not exactly a phenomenon … he's a comedian named Magnus Millang … and he's not very funny
what kind of magic is this??? turns a mic into a bag of chips???? that's AMAZING!
Looking good Chloe. KC&CO!
From another Aussie Chivette, keep strong sweetheart! Thinking of you and your family and sending good vibes your way xx
chole, glad to see that you back on your feet kcco
Too much brain to contain is a great way to look at it. KCCO Chloe!
I got too much brain to contian….in my pants
Good luck – hope everything went well – stay strong! It's all about the strength you have inside. My beautiful wife was diagnosed back in 1996 with the same issues & it's amazing how far the treatments have come since then!
KCCO, I love you outlook, you are going to kick this and be out in no time. The the Chivers and Chiveetts want to see more of your smile and gumption.
#46 – Good luck sweety! Show us the scar later
Good luck hun KCCO
Thanks! Home today! Will update tomorrow with a pic!
Awesome!!! Glad to hear it went well. Get your rest Chievette.
I don't understand why everybody is so obsessed with humping reddit. I prefer theChive because they have a much more user-friendly format. Get the fuck over it or stay on reddit
I think you mean "ad" friendly. Everywhere you look is more and more ads
I'm a sad sad kid, but I love Trolling.
lol yes! You are so original
I don't know why you think that is funny?
How narrow do these posts go?
Minor headaches now but still going……
Pressure continues to build. Losing vision in my left eye but still going….
I'm still curious how narrow it goes….
why stop now?
Its a trap!
What's a reddit?
idk, a red dimwit? makes no sense to me
comon guys we can do this
you can get smaller!!
smaller?!!?!?!? can it be done?
All pics are posts are from there too.
this is getting re
and you're gay, in a bad way
I can tolerate ads if it's far less of a hassle than Reddit, which it is. Quickly respond with another reason why TheChive is bad. The you can espouse about how you are on a quest of good.
It's not like chive is all evil, they just steal and to some people that is enough. Yes the internet is all about stealing but at least on reddit you can see where the originality comes from.
If you could explain the stealing concept. I was under the impression that they may not be great with giving credit all the time, but is do they steal content that is copyrighted somewhere?
"but is do"? lol, learn English and then I will respond.
If you could explain the stealing concept. I was under the impression that they may not be great with giving credit all the time, but do they steal content that is copyrighted somewhere?
No they don't steal copyright material, they take pictures other people create and then slap a "posted at Chive" logo on it. Again, not everything they do is evil or anything. I just find it sad that the 40% of things that are actually funny on here I already saw days ago on reddit. I prefer the source or at least the site higher up on the chain, but if you prefer to be a bottom feeder go ahead. The world still needs them.
*GO AWAY ALREADY!*
lol you just remind me of this meme
How long do you plan on hanging out on this site that you hate so much? Oh and that wasn't really a great response, but I appreciate your opinion. Would you be brave enough to disclose your age and if you have any original content that we may enjoy?
25 and no, why would I want to share after making everyone angry. You think they would view my content subjectively? I think not.
I actually had a nice long break today and this is funny, so probably a few more minutes before I head downtown.
Cool. Probably right about content. You really trolled the hell out these poor people. Way to go!
hahaha thanks! It was fun
I was kidding friend. You've been on here for over an hour trolling, I'm embarrassed for you. Just let people enjoy what they want. It's not hurting you. Go grab a beer!
How can something be embarrassing when no one knows who you are. This is funny and making me laugh. No one has to read this or comment themselves, it is their choice.
he has no friends to drink with…
So you've made people angry on purpose. Are you proud of yourself? Do you think you are cool? Do you think you are funny? Frankly if you are the only one laughing, that makes you seem pathetic.
And before you come back with something stupid and unoriginal like: "are you mad bro?" Don't worry mate, I'm not mad. I just want to call you out for the loser that you are.
Appreciated. I hope no one is ever PROUD of anything they put in comments on a website. Do I think it is funny? Yes, very funny. Do I care if anyone else is laughing? No, not at all. What I said is the truth, the fact that everyone gets so mad about it is really funny to me. I didn't say it to be funny, I kept responding to the comments because it was funny
do you know what subjective means?
Seems to work, you're still here. Why? Cause you KCCO!
OH MY GOD SHUT UP. One enjoyable thing about The Chive is the comments. But you are so fucking boring that you have ruined the comments for this DAR. CONGRATULATIONS, MORON
i know right? the main reason i come to the chive is to read "moar", "i have the strangest boner", "seems legit", "sexy girl is sexy", "awesomeness". comments don't get any better than that, srsly
Aww… your cute.
Considering TheChive has been around longer than Reddit… well you can put the two together!
TheChive (2008) longer than Reddit (2005)???
Damn you beat me to it!
It's not stealing dumb ass. nothing belongs to reddit. except the website, nothing here is water marked "reddit" therefore nothing is stolen. i don't spend all day on the internet looking at every photo blog, but it seems like you do. but hey you can do what the F@#$ you wanna do. keep on trollin
So….Lets take the example of theoatmeal comics then. When TheChive put their logo on his comic, without ever any recognition, is it the moral thing to do??? . Anyway, this the Internet. Information (photos, news etc) is reposted and it should. However, when you have an original content, you ought to give the owner/author some recognition.
I don't care whether something was on reddit or chive or 4chan or wherever, but just as a general PSA; watermarks are just labels. They have nothing to do with copyright. An image is copyrighted the moment it is created. If a person uses an image without permission or license (credit or not), it's technically against federal copyright law. USA that is…not all countries have the same copyright laws, so simmer down 'Merica bashers.
Anyway. The point is, that unless it's original content created by reddit; they stole it too.
Cool story right?
Wow, you don't know how to block ads, you must be diabolically fucking stupid.
You don't need to on sites that don't throw more ads than content at you. Plus when you design your website to not have ads everywhere then the intended look and feel of the website is kept intact instead of having to try to get around annoying things like ads.
Lol, learn English and then I will respond.
You are retarded. Either you are unemployed or you have a job that means shit to the world. Who the hell cares where pictures come from? They're funny and that's why we are here or some other website. You're a loser, being a website snob. Good luck getting anywhere in life. Don't bother standing up for yourself, you would be wasting your time.
Then why the fuck are you here if it inconveniences you so much? Quit bitching or stay on reddit and izismile.
If you have adblockplus then you won't see any! I don't see one ad… it all looks nice and easy to read!
Agree, tim. There were search engines before Google, too.
Chive's superior design kicks reddit to the curb. It's a tough world.
LOL superior design?? Half is covered in ads and they are not open source while reddit is the opposite. Reddit is worth 420 million with an Alexa rank of 119 while thechive is worth 42 million and a Alexa rank of 1148. Numbers don't lie, reddit is way better in every way.
I admire your stick-to-it-ness.
I was kidding.
this kid is like AIDS, not HIV… but full blown AIDS
TheChive gets me laid! Reddit gets my sloppy seconds.
Really??? Even if it is true,which I doubt though, still it is sad…
wow. that's sad……
*an Alexa rank of 1148
Damn! Good catch, my bad
Is that like getting Interet Money?
Who the fuck is Alexa?
Not to me it's not. Nuff said.
meh… i dont mind waiting 2 days for the chive folks to wrap it up in a neat little post for me
Well, this is accurate.
Roofies. Same effect, less destructive.
Aw fuck it, who cares. Kill the bitches.
At first I thought that was your car, but then I realized it says "girls".
Disgusting. I mean really, who puts bumper stickers on their window?
Let's go HEAT!!
15 down, 1 to go
please don't hate. the chive is not full of haters
before anyone tries to say anything, remember this.
If OKC was going to take a game, it would've been game 4.
Another bandwagon Heat fan…congrats on that. BTW, you do know the past 2 games have been won by the refs rather than LeBron, right?
Um, actually I am not a bandwagoner at all. I've been a Heat fan since before Wade joined the team. Good job on that accusation. Blame the refs, how original. If OKC had won, no one would say anything about the refs. Did the refs tell Westbrook the foul Chalmers? No he did it on his own, to be fair Wade said he didn't know the rule either but besides the point lost the game.
I hate bandwagoners, i told everyone to jump off it after Game 5 of the ECF. They all came back for some reason. I digress, Heat will win
Even Miami fans know the refs have HEAVILY favored Miami, you fucking idiot. You can't be within 10 feet of Lebron or he gets to shoot free throws, whereas you could bring a baseball bat onto the court and hit Durant with it, and the refs would "not see it".
i just got called for a foul… LBJ will start the game off shooting 2 free throws before tip off!
haha funny joke….wanna hear something else.
Lebron wins and shuts your dumb hick ass up
Lebron just told the refs that Durant looked at him funny during the last game, so Lebron is going to be awarded 10 free throw shots during half time tonight.
good luck with that.
such hate over something you aren't even apart of.
As Kevin Hart said: "Is your team in the playoffs? No? Then Stop Talking shit about Miami"
Home Teams are generally favored by the refs 20% usually but again OKC 20 fouls, MIA 18
pretty close to me. go hate on something else man
Don't come on here talking about how great the Heat are if you don't want people to disagree with you dumbass
I came on here to say what I wanted to say. Every single day, i see on the comments section "Thunder Up". Its called freedom of opinion. I prefer the Heat because I grew up and live in South Florida.
Thunder Up from an OKC Chiver!
I like how it's bandwagon to like the heat, but it's not bandwagon to hate lebron. If you're not from Cleveland, gtfo.
It's not bandwagon to hate a guy that acted like an immature prick when he left his team. People tend to hate people with no class. Truth.
eat your words
Do the referees get rings too, or just money from The Heat? How does that work?
if they win, should have some ***'s out beside the trophy and give their crappy refs rings
original discussion. good job buddy
you cannot honestly tell me that you dont think that the officiating has been LOP sided towards Miami.
Only during home games and not by much. I forgot, Harden with his open looks missing was all the refs fault. You said it, damn man. CONSPIRACY. Go hate someone else
It has been more of a 8 on 5 matchup series.
The Heat are playing better, that is it. Not the refs but the team. Like everyone has said, the Heat are playing Team Basketball, OKC is playing one on one
Look at you, trying SOOOOOOOOO HARD to defend the flopping, ref-bribing Heat to strangers on the internet. Could you be any more pathetic?
how about someone putting their name as someone else. "Michael Jordan". troll
I don't need to. Oh yes, the refs were bribed, you said it. Clippers are the biggest floppers in the league
You are too fucking stupid to be allowed to live. Is your name "Heat"? Because if not, you are a troll by your own definition. Christ, you are a fucking idiot.
its my username, yours must be lebron loves cock? for someone who is such a hater, you are putting a lot of effort into it. good luck with your life. I'm the idiot? jeez, pathetic
Even I know we haven't really won these games…thanks to Pat Riley for bribing the refs though!!! LOLOLOL
I can believe I keep missing all those shots! This beard is building up so much pressure. We can go whine all day to the refs. wahwahwah
Just agree that the refs have kept the heat ahead of or within reach of the thunder. Every time OKC has made a run off of transition the refs slow the game down, thus benifiting lebron n wade. So go cry in a corner by yourself with your "trophy", still nobody likes you. Thank David Stern for the championship.
your 100% right, especially when in Game 4, OKC was up 17 points and what happened? I don't remember the refs intervening, Norris Cole hit three right before the end of the 1Q. He sparked the comeback. Don't get pissed, your not a heat or okc fan. Please go back to your cave
the heat are a disgrace to basketball, if the teams from the 80s were to see all the shit they pull in games back then they would be ashamed. everyone knows they cheat there asses off so quit acting like there all good and shit.
harden wasn't a flop artist huh? eat your words
I've been a Heat fan since the beginning. Lived in Lauderdale back in '88. I have seen more games at the old Miami Arena than the AAA. They have old fans like me. Fuck the Haters! Kiss my old nutsack. LETS GO HEAT!!
You said it best!
How bout Kobe…4 Rings. Way past this dumb shit. Glad I have been a lifelong Lakers fan so I can sit back and enjoy the Chivettes
If you were a "lifelong Laker fan" you would know that Kobe has FIVE rings. Not 4, you fucking idiot.
For the love of God if you want to ride Lebron's dick go to ESPN. No one gives two shits about basketball, especially on a DAR post.
go eat your words
suck me dry
You guys are fags, basketball is fucking gay
you are a fucking loser. Go play in traffic.
#48 For real?
whach u talkin bout willis?
Bitch you be trippin'
So someone I don't know wants to give me 65 cents a day???
#41 Not the hoverhand….noooooh grab it
I don't think its hovering. The strand of hair makes it look like there space there, but look closer…
Oh yeah, NOW KISS!
Ok, I'm a little slow today, distracted by boobs… #41 #42
Don't squeeze the … err what am I sayin' … do eet!!
We need MOAR of both these super hotties!
MOAR! of the hot ginger!
#41 Hover hand action
should be in every inner-city library… LOL j/k inner cities don't have libraries
Fathers day, the most confusing holiday in the hood.
this all made my day
That's so wrong!
Check out the customer review for this book on Amazon, somebody had a bit of fun with it.
I can't tell… Is that rabbit black or hispanic?
Let's just call him brown to cover all bases
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