June 21, 2012 |
In: DAR, Funny
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Category: DAR, Funny
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todays DAR was extra great due to the success of obtaining a BFM 3D earlier
I too got my BFM shirts ordered but sadly I missed out on the KCCO's I so desperately wanted
oh well next time
#6. Drop it … Please ?
Yeah…drop my goo in her titcrack.
why do you come here?
used to be a chiver until I learned the sad truth about it.
I meant until I learned how the Internet works!
if you knew how the internet worked then you wouldn't be complaining about "stolen content"
this isn't code you moron, read the upload agreement… also, thechive would not be dumb enough to watermark a copyrighted photo. Do you really think thechive would set themselves up for a lawsuit, when you actually understand how the internet works, in's and out's, you'll quit trolling. If you don't like it, try and set them up for a suit. I dare you, these millionaires are not idiots. Your efforts are worthless and we're not leaving.
you mean the same guys that spelled "whether" as "weather"? nah, they couldn't possibly be that dumb…….
That's your argument?
#49- Wow, she has really taken the "MOAR" thing seriously
unbelievable body on this one. would love to see the face!
Girl's got the curves that never end
she has a bangin body, cant get sick of looking at those curves!
im gonna need you to go ahead, and uhhmm… gimme moar..ok? yea thaaaanks
The lesser known cousin of the keg stand, the keg floor lay.
i want to be this girl shes kicking ass!
I imagine this is what that idiot Nate Kaeding does before every playoff game.
It is the adult version of the sippy cup. The Keggy Cup
I think this is the same girl from the newly single post yesterday…and if so maybe this is why. haha White girl wasted on the floor of a basement covered in keg beer. Good for her.
#24 fair trade …
What does that make her then? yuk yuk yuk
Say yuck as much as you want, but this is to some degree at the core of every single marriage and/or other similar male/female relationship. Men are generally much more driven to want sex than women (though plenty of chicks enjoy it) and women are psychologically driven to want economic security. We can provide what they want, and we can provide what they want. Bottom line — to some extent every woman is putting out for money. Sorry if you don't like it, but them's the facts!
Didn't say I didn't like it, just offering a humorous quip.
…and he didn't say "yuck", he said "yuk". Humour is lost on some…
#45 I'm going to build a tree fort on that island and invite #49
#2 HOW DO YOU DO!!!!!
Because Fuck You, that's why..
Kerry? Nope, too skinny to be Kerry
There is one important thing that Reddit does not have. That one important thing is chivettes, and don't you EVER forget that! So go back to Reddit and I will enjoy a merry burnsday without you and your thoughtless comments.
better and more revealing than chivetts
Better and more revealing than redditettes
yep.. if you have been to /r/gonewild then you would know it is better. But most of the people here want to talk shit before they even go on reddit.
I'm good here thanks. Can't we all just get along?
reddits format is awful and oh yeah fuck off nerd
Spent 5 seconds on reddit out of curiosity since I had never heard of it. Hated it. Chive is better. You mad bro?
You can keep your porn, and we will stay here and keep it classy! Chivettes are the HOTTEST women on the net.
Some of us are not looking for the reveal. There's magic in the mystery or some such nonsense.
girls there look like trailor park skanks, visited just for curiosity, would take any of these chivettes over any of the trolls there. Where is this guy getting his stats 20% this 40% that i say reddit is 100% trash, go back to the hole you trolled from
Yes! Because there is NO WAY that Reddit has average-looking attention whores sending in near-nude shots because they are sad their boyfriends dumped them and their fathers never loved them….yay Chivettes
love that this comment got one of the most votes up. lol chivers are retards.
I can tell by the thumbs up that the average Chiver did not get that
All we saw was "yay Chivettes".
no… we have our "gonewild" and that is much better. How many chivettes have you randomly met and dated?
None, they're too busy sucking off John in TheChive offices so they can get a few pics on the internet and maybe roll out to a "Chive meetup" for free.
You guys met on Reddit. Congrats! Chive on!
You love it so much, go there. And stay. And don't come back here because obviously you hate it here. What are you like nine? Fuck the hell off already.
haha what if I was nine? You would tell a nine year old to "Fuck the hell off"? Manners dude, you need them.
Says the fuckhead who comes to TheCHIVE to shriek about how they steal as if anybody at all gives even the tiniest miniscule iota of a shit.
I still don't tell children to "Fuck the hell off", you might need anger management. Have you looked into it?
What have your parents taught you? Nine year old looking at naked chicks on reddit? You know what theChive is that reddit isn't? It is a community. Chivers and Chivettes are just like one big sexy family.
actually, he has a point, so: yes. you don't speak for everyone. pipe down, grandpa.
reddit has attention whores too. and?
#31 simply stunning
#48 I like your take on boobies. And I love boobies.
Jolie you say mmmm they mentioned you.
Nice a "Role Models" reference. I'm wondering if the kid is checking out her whispering eye?
Ok, who here heard in their head, "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?" xD
You're telling me that if I cry on camera, my village gets a new school?
Face shot please!
Finally got a shirt…:)
Bitch you look suspect
#19 SHES DOING IT WRONG!
#2 #6 #41 #49 HELL YES AND MOAR!!!!!
I got a picture of that booger
Wouldn't have happened if she stayed in the kitchen
I hope no one was behind her
Laughing so hard the beer almost came out my nose!
#19 Why?…you apparently have never fired a weapon like that before…
#49–lovely. Dig the corset…that is a corset, right?
#45 and this is where we traded our virginity.
what this country needs is wet panty wednesday
It is Thursday captain.
#2 MOAR PLEASE
The attention whore is strong with this one. KC&CO. Some people just don't get it.
he must be a chivette.
I really have to wonder why the haters stick around here if all they are going to do is proclaim their inability to understand how the internet works. Go cry about how all piratebay does is let people download stuff that other people created.
Oh yeah and Boobs.
Then again, I just showed a heavy dose of irony. The internet is full of people bitching about stupid stuff. I should learn that part of it.
Oh well, fuck it. KCCO.
My boner wieghs a ton
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