June 21, 2012 |
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#49 slama lama ding dong
Its the internet, a lot of pictures float around. If you don't like The Chive then stay off of it. thanks
Chive is a content aggregator, which means that they post user submitted pics only… which is convenient since all of these pictures are stolen from other sites, many used with out permission, and TheChive gets to throw their hands up and say "So what we're making advertising revenue off other people's pictures and videos, our users submitted it so we're not responsible LOL".
Yes, I absolutely know what aggregator means!
The whole "I'll use someone else's username and post a reply to them is pathetic. Are you actually too fucking stupid to reply to (the original) Swagger with a single spark of intelligence? Christ, kids on the internet these days.
An aggregator is an aggressive alligator…I thought we all knew that?
#49 That be messy room girl no?????
*Ding Ding…Tell that man what prize he won John…B)
#48 Bitch please??!!
dude you dont cut open a sausage, you just eat it. kcco
#48 Caption this photo:
So you haven't seen the Kim and Ray-J tape?
Thanks for making me spit coffee all over my keyboard.
#42 took me a thecond to thee what wath going on here…
BTW it hit 98.5 today in eastern Nassau County NY (Long Island) Thankfully no power outages!
#44 Right where he belongs!!
you mean she…
#26 Talk about blue balls
Because all of the "KCCO" pictures were on Reddit right?
you are an idiot if you think that is what I am referring to. And please tell me that is why you come on here, to see everyone in their KCCO pictures.
That is why I come here.
haha then stay off reddit, that community would eat you up and spit you out just because you have reached that level of worthless.
Reddit is for kids, and this proves it.
Cool. I would love to be eaten. Thanks for the offer
#24 Seems about right.
#48–"You ain't Angelina Jolie. . . "
#48 What chu talkin bout, bitch?
Reddit has not single handedly paid for a cabin on the lake for a soldier, or put a dude in space, or given a free wedding package to a couple in need, or raised a shit ton of money for a little girl or boy dealing with medical issues, or thrown multiple gatherings and paid for EVERYTHING for their users/fans/ soldiers.
It's about community. This is why I Chive. If you don't like it, go back to Reddit and don't let the virtual door hit you in the ass on the way out!
Oh yeah, and Chivettes!!
Actually the reddit community has done plenty of that, especially raising money for other redditors that are sick. But you wouldn't know that because you are stupid and make fun of a site you have never been to. At least I have been to both sites and know what is true from experience. But keep talking out of your ass, it's funny.
Reddit is nothing but a bunch of chauvinistic Atheist. If you believe in god on reddit you are shunned and told that you are a fool. They basically bitch about creationist being assholes, but they are just as guilty. Also /r/gonewild aint got shit on chivettes. FUCK REDDIT.
you've obviously never seen how the chivers react to someone typing "god bless"……..
Actually I have not. If i did it was in the comments and not all over the beloved front page like an Athiest loving whore site. Basically there is no comparison. you know it, I know it. Shut the fuck up and be pathetic and wrong with your feeble reply.
lol i respect your opinion. have a nice day.
Reddit raped my kitten
Actually, they have. Reddit does A FUCK of a lot more charity work than TheChive does. Google it, you dumb bastard. Redditors have saved people with all kinds of diseases, built homes for the poor, and helped WAAAAAAAAAYYY more people than this site.
Don't underestimate reddit it has helped a lot of causes, a lot more then chive. (credit where credit is due)
And the chive is a little propagandist, and American oriented, where as Reddit is more worldwide.
and what is wrong with American oriented? MURICA!
Hells to the yes! KCCO, trolls are nothing new. Lonely and sad and wishing they could get in on all the amazingness that is the Chive community.
could you be anymore of a chive cocksucker? sure, you can like one site over the other, but give credit where credit is due. oh, that's right. you didn't check what charity work Reddit has done because you're too busy fellating the chive.
So you feel a "bond or connection" and "become instant friends" with someone simply because they visit the same website as you? Really? That's all it takes to form a community?
Maybe it's just me, but I have a feelng there are both good AND bad people that look at this website. I'm certainly not going to become friends with someone because they look at the same titty site I look at… But hey, if you're that lonely and desperate for any sort of acceptance, more power to you! For some of us (I'm guessing the VAST majority of people who visit this site actually), we can visit a site, enjoy it for what it is, and go on with our lives without feeling the need to label ourselves as "Chivers" or wear a certain shirt so that people will think we're cool.
reddit has done charity work. you'd know that if you actually checked……
truck in #22 is kinda silly but that crazy redhead is hot as hell…MOAR!!!!
#41 MOAR PLEASE!!!
#26 I had worse blue balls then this in grammar school.
#36 Seems like he doesn't have to try very hard to pick out his wardrobe every day
I forgot to add:
I'm a virgin loser who lives in mom's basement where I sleep with full-size anime dolls. My only pleasures in life are fucking small dogs and browsing Reddit for jailbait picture to jack off to. My biggest ambition is to be noticed by a midget with one leg who will fall in love with me because of my wit and take care of me for the rest of my life.
oh please keep using this lame joke to show how unoriginal you are. You just prove my point
What is your point again?
Allow me to edit my post:
I'm a goat-fucking retard with no life who will die a virgin, even if some diseased cunt from Reddit were to actually give me the attention I so desperately crave. Unless, of course, I can get my sister drunk enough to pass out; not that she or any other female would ever feel my Vienna sausage of a dick entering them.
If he fucks a goat, does that count as dying a virgin? What if he got off? Or is the definition of virgin not encompass sex with goats? If that's the case, I feel sorry for a bunch of A&M aggies. I don feel sorry, I was kidding. Fuck the Aggies.
#2 #6 Stunner. Less shirt next time?
#29 360 Bridge Austin, Tx
#1 I'll give you 2 guesses to guess the gay guy – but you'll only need 1.
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