June 22, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, WTF
Alright Chiver’s…let’s step it up. This weekend, everybody perform one Random Act of Kindness. Seems like there’s a few million of us. We can make a difference. Thumbs up if you’re with me.
Keep calm & Chive on!
Prob should have put this under a post with boobs.
I had actually made that a weekly task for myself about 1 year ago. Feels really good and gets easier everytime then becomes a daily habit. Still haven't stopped.
Military KCCO on sale right now!
I'll start it off by telling you to shut the fuck up.
What a bitch you are Kristen. Dang!
For my birthday this week I dared all my FB friends to do a random act of kindness and send me the pic. Whoever I choose as the coolest act, I'm donating $50 to the charity of their choice. KCCO
Check theChivery……random act of kindness complete
This is my weekend to be a complete ass. So basically…NO.
I plan on reducing the alcohol supply available to children this weekend personally.
Very good…but maybe a little something else too.
How bout I drive to Rochester & super soak dem hooooeeeeessss that verbally abused that poor old lady??
Since you've got the alcohol covered, I'm going to see what I can do to put a dent in the marijuana supply…anything for the children.
I will use my own sock to wipe up my jizm, instead of my wife's "fancy" ones………
Does that include buying drinks or shots for a fellow chiver or chivette at a bar?
I already did my AOK Boozer, I actually saved a guy from being raped this morning! (I changed my mind)
You should perform a random act of kindness on my dick.
i took a kitten to the vet yesturday after i found it stuck in my buddys engine… poor thing went for a wild ride but its doing just fine. Does that count as random act of kindness?
Ive been calling it random acts of chiveness
#4 so does that mean they are pro waxing? I could get into that protest…..
#24 Slow clap.
I got the clap
#21 made me think of Curb your Enthusiasm
"There's only 2 ways someone can injure their neck… A car accident… Or cunnilingus."
Haha, I totally thought of Curb as well!
Poor Larry.. first the neck hurts… then it's a hair stuck in the throat.
#12 Now offering even more river views!
Wet bar included.
First my bitches!!! #19 lazy people
7th? I believe this is officially the worst "first" fail since the dawn of the internet. Congratulations. You've just taken sucking at life to the next level.
Why is typing "first" fun? It's just as bizarre as waiting for a store to open just so that you can run in and yell "first" and then not buy anything.
when youve been walking around for 7 hours carrying pounds of free supplements and doing lifting challenges, you get pretty tired
#21 every package ever!
One last time.
And welcome to america…
no, REAL Americans laugh at her, too…
obese people lose their citizenship? harsh
She looks like half the people I see at Wal Mart
you've obviously never checked the obesity rate…..
yeah because there's no fat people anywhere else in the world. only in America.
No, but we do have the most.
no. you just have more than anywhere else. seems Americans can't even comprehend that much……
The rusted can of rust-oleum just cracks me up hahhaha
#2 – Puppy fooled them good. Pets are awesome.
Looks like that puppy learned how to use scissors! Well done puppy!
#21 pretty much nailed it
#24 Think he regrets somehing?
Maybe he meant "Regret Knowing" but didn't know how to spell it.
No, no regerts at all
Nohing might have been his asian GF
Maybe he just regrets having no hing.
Maybe thats a joke in itself?
tattoo artist regardless, need to know how to spell haha
I'm thinking that the victim doesn't know how to spell either so probably doesn't know it's wrong.
#24 is the worst, regret forever
#18 votes on healthcare so she can keep #19
Gotta wonder how many people took #9 as a sign…sad Friday is sad
Military KCCO's available right now, be quick, your welcome!
*you're – a contraction of "you are." "Your" is possessive.
Thank you spelling police! "You're correct"
your a douche for making a post to correct someone else's spelling. That's right YOUR a douche.
#21 Yea, that made me laugh.
I know.. for when a pair of scissors just won't do.
#5 It's a good bet that Golden Touch Signs is now bankrupt
They were saved by the stimulus package. That beautiful sign only cost tax payers $640,000 and save 2.3 jobs.
I like that all of these were actually ironic, unlike everything in Alanis Morissette's song from the 90's.
#10, #12, and #18 are not ironic, not even in the Alanis Morissette song. They're actually the opposite of ironic.
Craigery gets it….you are an edumacated man…
Chive is here to entertain not educated remember.
I stand corrected, 3 out of the 24 are not ironic….geez, you fuckers are nit-picky.
not really, the difference between All and some is quite different. You were congratulationg them on getting it all right, when they didnt. How ironic… (or not)
Actually, looking at them again 12 and 18 ARE ironic, but 10 is not.
10, 11, 12, 16 and 17 aren't really ironic…but they are funny, nonetheless .
I am going to put it out there, whilst the pics are funny and interesting there doesnt seem to be alot of irony in a post called a heavy dose of irony., actually i suppose that is irony in itself. I love the site though it is a pretty great site
The ratio of irony to non-irony has actually improved since similar prior posts.
the only picture that I didn't see the irony in was #8 you may wish to purchase a dictionary and review the definition of irony (e.g. suggesting purchasing a book rather than telling you to google it)
These might be ironic in some hipster dictionary but according to my good old Cambridge Dictionary there's not a whole lot of irony here.
On a side note e.g. means for example.
I know the definition of irony pretty well. Can I recommend the Oxford Dictionary for your perusal? You may look up the words irony or ironic and carefully examine both words and then you may return with a little more knowledge about the language.
Also look up the word perusal if you are stuck on that on too.
Furthermore do not us e.g in the wrong place as e.g means for example from the latin exempli gratia,
Thank you for your input
clearly he should have used i.e. instead of e.g. it's so important on these comments sections to get these things correct. I don't know why you didn't suggest it yourself.
#12 is the opposite of irony. It would be ironic if the street was called "High and Dry Avenue" or something like that.
its funny that everyone who is pointing out what irony is is getting downvoted…
#10 A muffin called "Fruit Explosion" exploded fruit? Like #12, that's the opposite of irony. Seems like Mac doesn't understand the concept of irony. Or maybe he's being meta-ironic by posting non-ironic photos?
It's like Alannis Morisette. She was being meta-ironic by having a song that included no irony whatsoever.
#19 People who will survive the zombie apocalypse vs. people who will not.
you always ignore the escalators then?
why, because its a sports convention, should people be doing fitness all the time. Surely they do enough?
I once knew a runner, the irony was, he sometimes walked… what a lazy bastard
I live in Columbus.. and the convention center is HUGE. After hours of walking around on carpet-covered concrete, the escalator seems pretty nice.
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