A heavy dose of irony (24 Photos)

  • Boozer

    Alright Chiver’s…let’s step it up. This weekend, everybody perform one Random Act of Kindness. Seems like there’s a few million of us. We can make a difference. Thumbs up if you’re with me.
    Keep calm & Chive on!

    • Boozer

      Prob should have put this under a post with boobs.

      • BRNIDVL

        I had actually made that a weekly task for myself about 1 year ago. Feels really good and gets easier everytime then becomes a daily habit. Still haven't stopped.

    • Tree

      Military KCCO on sale right now!

    • Kristen

      I'll start it off by telling you to shut the fuck up.

      • Uh

        What a bitch you are Kristen. Dang!

    • chriscantlose

      For my birthday this week I dared all my FB friends to do a random act of kindness and send me the pic. Whoever I choose as the coolest act, I'm donating $50 to the charity of their choice. KCCO

    • KRiggs513

      Check theChivery……random act of kindness complete

    • ChodeLauncher

      This is my weekend to be a complete ass. So basically…NO.

    • GAChiver

      Sounds good.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I plan on reducing the alcohol supply available to children this weekend personally.

      That count?

      • Boozer

        Very good…but maybe a little something else too.

        • Ned_Plimpton

          How bout I drive to Rochester & super soak dem hooooeeeeessss that verbally abused that poor old lady??

      • MylesofStyles

        Since you've got the alcohol covered, I'm going to see what I can do to put a dent in the marijuana supply…anything for the children.

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          I will use my own sock to wipe up my jizm, instead of my wife's "fancy" ones………

    • Alex

      Does that include buying drinks or shots for a fellow chiver or chivette at a bar?

    • https://www.facebook.com/michelleweathers29 Michelle Weathers

      I already did my AOK Boozer, I actually saved a guy from being raped this morning! (I changed my mind) 🙂

      • shoe

        well played

    • Willie Nelson

      You should perform a random act of kindness on my dick.

    • yoddle

      i took a kitten to the vet yesturday after i found it stuck in my buddys engine… poor thing went for a wild ride but its doing just fine. Does that count as random act of kindness?

    • keebs

      Ive been calling it random acts of chiveness

  • KelownaChiver

    #4 so does that mean they are pro waxing? I could get into that protest…..

  • Milly

    #24 Slow clap.

    • amazed

      Gold clap!

      • Dazed

        I got the clap

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #21 made me think of Curb your Enthusiasm

    "There's only 2 ways someone can injure their neck… A car accident… Or cunnilingus."

    • Mr. Berg

      Haha, I totally thought of Curb as well!

    • WholeLottaLove

      Poor Larry.. first the neck hurts… then it's a hair stuck in the throat.

  • Nice

    Nailed it!

  • misschris

    #12 Now offering even more river views!

    • OhioChiver

      Wet bar included.

  • Jason

    First my bitches!!! #19 lazy people

    • gottaclimb

      You fail

    • MylesofStyles

      7th? I believe this is officially the worst "first" fail since the dawn of the internet. Congratulations. You've just taken sucking at life to the next level.

    • Tom

      Why is typing "first" fun? It's just as bizarre as waiting for a store to open just so that you can run in and yell "first" and then not buy anything.

    • Hutch

      when youve been walking around for 7 hours carrying pounds of free supplements and doing lifting challenges, you get pretty tired


    #21 every package ever!

    • MonkeyMadness

      One last time.

  • Gun_guy

    And welcome to america…

    • Kodos

      no, REAL Americans laugh at her, too…

      • videologic

        obese people lose their citizenship? harsh

        • Whole Foods

          She looks like half the people I see at Wal Mart

      • 498u

        you've obviously never checked the obesity rate…..

    • mises

      yeah because there's no fat people anywhere else in the world. only in America.

      • Gun_guy

        No, but we do have the most.

      • Dumb Americans

        no. you just have more than anywhere else. seems Americans can't even comprehend that much……


    The rusted can of rust-oleum just cracks me up hahhaha

  • Machismo_Loco

    #24 FTW!

  • miss lisa

    #2 – Puppy fooled them good. Pets are awesome. 🙂

    • Barnaby Jones

      Looks like that puppy learned how to use scissors! Well done puppy!

  • M4jestic

    #21 pretty much nailed it

  • Nicnac

    #24 Think he regrets somehing?

    • TheSimonizer

      Maybe he meant "Regret Knowing" but didn't know how to spell it.

    • Barnaby Jones

      No, no regerts at all

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Nohing might have been his asian GF

    • Someone Had To Do It

      Maybe he just regrets having no hing.

    • Drake

      Maybe thats a joke in itself?
      tattoo artist regardless, need to know how to spell haha

    • Dale

      I'm thinking that the victim doesn't know how to spell either so probably doesn't know it's wrong.

  • dantheman7

    #24 is the worst, regret forever

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #18 votes on healthcare so she can keep #19

  • Knox

    Gotta wonder how many people took #9 as a sign…sad Friday is sad

  • KRiggs513

    Military KCCO's available right now, be quick, your welcome!

    • Spelling Police

      *you're – a contraction of "you are." "Your" is possessive.

      • KRiggs513

        Thank you spelling police! "You're correct"

        • Civil

          He's write.

      • Bud

        your a douche for making a post to correct someone else's spelling. That's right YOUR a douche.

  • Bradyized

    #21 Yea, that made me laugh.

    • WholeLottaLove

      I know.. for when a pair of scissors just won't do.

  • iXOredheds

    #5 It's a good bet that Golden Touch Signs is now bankrupt

    • Joe Biden

      They were saved by the stimulus package. That beautiful sign only cost tax payers $640,000 and save 2.3 jobs.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I like that all of these were actually ironic, unlike everything in Alanis Morissette's song from the 90's.

    • Craigery

      #10, #12, and #18 are not ironic, not even in the Alanis Morissette song. They're actually the opposite of ironic.

      • Woody

        Craigery gets it….you are an edumacated man…

        • I Get It

          Chive is here to entertain not educated remember.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I stand corrected, 3 out of the 24 are not ironic….geez, you fuckers are nit-picky.

        • videologic

          not really, the difference between All and some is quite different. You were congratulationg them on getting it all right, when they didnt. How ironic… (or not)

          • Unfkngblvbl

            Actually, looking at them again 12 and 18 ARE ironic, but 10 is not.

            • 6655321

              Still no.

    • BHM

      10, 11, 12, 16 and 17 aren't really ironic…but they are funny, nonetheless :).

  • IrishFeen

    I am going to put it out there, whilst the pics are funny and interesting there doesnt seem to be alot of irony in a post called a heavy dose of irony., actually i suppose that is irony in itself. I love the site though it is a pretty great site

    • SocialLubricant

      The ratio of irony to non-irony has actually improved since similar prior posts.

    • JMick

      the only picture that I didn't see the irony in was #8 you may wish to purchase a dictionary and review the definition of irony (e.g. suggesting purchasing a book rather than telling you to google it)

      • rdrc

        These might be ironic in some hipster dictionary but according to my good old Cambridge Dictionary there's not a whole lot of irony here.

        On a side note e.g. means for example.

      • IrishFeen

        I know the definition of irony pretty well. Can I recommend the Oxford Dictionary for your perusal? You may look up the words irony or ironic and carefully examine both words and then you may return with a little more knowledge about the language.

        Also look up the word perusal if you are stuck on that on too.

        Furthermore do not us e.g in the wrong place as e.g means for example from the latin exempli gratia,

        Thank you for your input

        • insanely great

          clearly he should have used i.e. instead of e.g. it's so important on these comments sections to get these things correct. 🙂 I don't know why you didn't suggest it yourself.

  • Craigery

    #12 is the opposite of irony. It would be ironic if the street was called "High and Dry Avenue" or something like that.

    • videologic

      its funny that everyone who is pointing out what irony is is getting downvoted…

  • Craigery

    #10 A muffin called "Fruit Explosion" exploded fruit? Like #12, that's the opposite of irony. Seems like Mac doesn't understand the concept of irony. Or maybe he's being meta-ironic by posting non-ironic photos?

    • https://www.facebook.com/cyberzombie Matt Blakeley

      It's like Alannis Morisette. She was being meta-ironic by having a song that included no irony whatsoever.

  • KCCOmyfriends

    #19 People who will survive the zombie apocalypse vs. people who will not.

    • videologic

      you always ignore the escalators then?

      why, because its a sports convention, should people be doing fitness all the time. Surely they do enough?

      I once knew a runner, the irony was, he sometimes walked… what a lazy bastard

    • AnonyMrsFawkes

      I live in Columbus.. and the convention center is HUGE. After hours of walking around on carpet-covered concrete, the escalator seems pretty nice.

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