Friday Dopamine Dump (40 photos)

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  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #6 Challenge accepted. 6 months to go…

    • Kate

      I am going to try to do this….if we combine our powers of drinking…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled #39!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "When the world is full if trolls who want to actually hurt people, Paula is a refreshing break from the status quo; she is simply goofy rather than malicious. I applaud you! – Joel GhoStedar Pankratz"

      • http://www.facebook.com/seth.michaels.39 Seth Michaels

        *of

        Come on, Paula! You're better than that…or worse…whatever.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Don't blame me asshat, blame Joel GhoStedar Pankratz. It's his testimonialsies!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – better iff dead

    • insanely great

      once I drink all of #6
      pretty much ready to go for #2 …

  • Larry

    #1 its Friday, party time, Excellent!!

    • jreddy23

      WAYNESTOCK!!! Gotta love the tennis ball bouncer training for Chris Farley.

      • Krang

        Nuprin. Little, yellow, different.

        From the first one, I know, but it's my favorite line.

      • Drew

        Don't forget to cross your T's and dot your …
        …. lower case J's.

        • jreddy23

          "What is it?"
          "It's a gun rack."
          "A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns necessitating an entire rack. So why would I need a gun rack?"

          • tapsnapornap

            "If you're not careful Wayne you're going to lose me"

            • a-nom

              I lost you two months ago…are you mental?! We broke up! Get the net!

      • tapsnapornap

        Testing! one, two, testing…Just two!

        • Butthead

          Testes, Testes, One, Two…Three?

    • Trav1121

      Zaaaaaang! 😀

    • Chet_Manly

      "I'll have the cream of sumyungai."

  • a-nom

    #1 all sorts of win!!

  • awhite2020

    #28 BEAUTIFUL! Made my day!

    • derp.

      she sent shivers down my spine

      • 0331

        Maybe not exactly my spine.

    • myself

      Holy legs, Batman.

    • Hutch

      I am in lust! oops, love, I mean love!!

    • nate

      who the fuck is this??? MOOOAAAR please

    • nate

      Laura Vandervoort??

  • Dave

    #1 God I wish I could have gone to Waynestock! I heard it was the shit!

    • Barnaby Jones

      Whats with the banana?

    • Jordan

      It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon

    • NcouthYouth

      ahh Gordon Street. I once knew a girl on Gordon street.

      • wang

        My girlfriend was in there

        • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

          A lot of guy's girlfriends are in there…

  • BigPup

    #7 Darwin makes a appearance in 3…..2…..1…..

    • Darwin

      an* appearance

      • God

        Shut up, you

    • backseatchiver

      could just be the beginning of a sweet front flip…I guess that would still be darwin, but on the winning side.

    • Poke4Life

      She's doing a back-flip out of her seat. The fact that you don't know this tells me your childhood sucked…

    • me...BN!!!

      Newton maybe???

  • a-nom

    and #14 follows…

  • Kate

    first

    • Uh huh

      Douchebaguette…

      • 4Q icehole

        QQQQ

  • jreddy23

    #11…looks like she found her Mom's used Popsicle in the bathroom garbage…ewwww.

    • a-nom

      I knew someone would go there…and there it is…thanks man…i almost puked at my desk…eeerrrggg

    • DarkRonnie

      You wanna know how I got these scars

    • Woody

      she's been watching too much news lately…Rudy Eugene style…

  • The Truth

    #35 Winner!

    • Atom819

      Smokin' hot.

    • Icu

      I would like to see MOAR please!

    • WelfareDept

      Who is she! MUST, FIND, HER!

      • Haptic

        MFC Girl: KittenForever… Needless to say this NSFW.
        Enjoy! 🙂

  • TaylorTheInevitable

    Hey Gavin, Brett, and Frank!

    • Gavin Brett Frank

      hey taylor

  • BigFatal

    #32 LIke a BoSS

    • Adam

      Is this ron swanson

      • Erock

        yes

    • Bacon and Eggs

      NICK OFFERMAN FUCK YEAH

  • brian

    #40 That guys a dick…

    • mbns

      The guy should lose his license to fight professionally anywhere in the world for that cheap shot.

    • Josh

      Oooh…..you didn't mean touch my glove to his face….my bad

    • feudior

      Lol, it would be however a great GIF for a early DAR.

    • tic

      Atilla Kubilay. An idiot. Got disqualified…but not after that punch surprisingly
      http://www.mmatko.com/atilla-kubilay-vs-richard-b

      • just call me pep

        i really wish the ref choked him out.

        • ronnydump

          follow the link above, he does…

    • Torden

      He is such a scum bag, ref choked him like the little bitch he is.

    • Lopez

      Floyd mayweather school of boxing graduate I see.

    • lud

      How do you know the other guy wasn't the Dick?

    • Dr_Batman

      How Bradley really beat Pacquiao!

    • tcobmf

      I don't like MMA anyway. So I just think its hilarious. But yeah, not cool!

    • AreJay

      Surprisingly enough, they let the fight continue after that cheap shot.

      Not very surprisingly, the dickhead so aptly named Attila got DQ's less than two minutes into the bout.

    • Bill

      FALCON PUNCH!!

  • DDD

    #14 actually your other ride is probably my Uncle Ramone……

  • CowboyChiver

    #28 She could give a dog a bone…

    • Aaarooo!

      I guess I'm dog then, cause this bone just appeared out of nowhere.

    • tapsnapornap

      If she were a president, she'd be baberaham Lincoln…

    • ya kent

      mind you so can a chair

  • 29er

    #29 I see what you did there…

  • duder

    #40 what a dick.

  • Takingbackcider

    #40 Is what some first impressions make me wanna do.

  • dantheman7

    #40 Fail

  • Daniel Tosh

    lets write a story

    Once upon a time there was…

    • Heat Champs 2012

      shut up

      • Newberry

        The end.

    • Rye

      A lame attemp to…..

    • zuul

      There was a dick who wanted to start a story….

      • banananah

        but there is no Dana. Only Zuul.

    • http://thechive.com daniel cabral

      a massive bear ferociously masturbating in the woods

      • bigD

        with a bunny

        • NicBree

          and Daniel Tosh on all fours..

          • beans

            and the bear straddles over Tosh and says, I've got your "Happy Thoughts"….right here!

            • The Man

              You douche-bag.
              Next…

              • janitor

                … he took a wooden log.

                • Willie Nelson

                  and NicBree in the middle of a bukkake.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      There was a homo named tosh who had zero respek for his own kind.

      White males!

    • Bustin Time

      a raging boner in my pants

  • Rufio

    #1 Testing testing, syphilis, syphilis.

    • Chet_Manly

      "I had to find 100 brown m&m's or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that noight."

  • Steven .k

    <img src=http://www.freecouponshop.info/hotels/glad.jpg>#21 I think He just wanna hide himself, ready to grab that bird to eat it Lol<img src=http://www.freecouponshop.info/aquarius/cbfive.jpg>

    • Ryan

      Say what?

  • misschris

    #8 Nailed it!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I wonder if Willy Wonka knows this one escaped….

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        …after eating every single other umpa lumpa.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Poulan hurtsies!

    • monoxxide

      yup, title says it all

  • Bangerang

    #36 with extra garlic sauce please!

    • Hunter X

      Looks GREAT, except for that 2" ring of crust. C'mon- keep it to 1" or less. Give me my sauce and toppings. Quit being frickin' cheap- gimme what's advertised!

    • Lil John

      It's fucking Papa John's. I bet you think McDonald's is burger too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        yeh, it's Papa John's, it's by far the best pizza chain and some of the best pizza anywhere. you'll always find a few local places that are better, but anywhere you go you can count on Papa John's to have awesome pizza.
        fail with that McDonald's comparison dude… half the shit from their aint even food.

        • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

          *there

        • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

          papa johns is the worst

        • 498u

          papa john's sucks.

        • PapaShit

          Dude, that shit is like ExLax in a box. It's tasty the first time, but they use something that I guarantee isn't kosher by any standard. Matter of fact, I think I just shit a little looking at it. KCCO

  • I.Newton

    #7

    I don't think she realizes the gravity of her situation, but it should hit her at any moment

    • chivefoundit

      This joke made you the apple of my eye.

    • Poke4Life

      you mean like when she lands on her feet after completing that back-flip she's in the middle of??

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      She got a fat ass tho!

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