While it won't be a popular opinion I'm sure, but you're sexier without the binge drinking.
Phreaky
Why exactly was it important to you that you let Chivers know this? Did someone comment that you looked like a whale when you were passed out in the nasty space behind the keg like a crackwh0re laying in a gutter?
You looked better in the keg picture.
BRASKY
Thanks for the follow up pics! You are hot! Also, Nice Chuck Taylors!