Not all car customizations make for a better ride (30 Photos)

  • @McBeastie666

    #25 could get you killed on a traffic stop. "put your hands on the steering wheel! Drop the gun! drop the gun!" boom. dead.

    • go home

      Still pretty bad ass.

      • Lunch_Box

        More like dumbass.

  • UtahChiver


    • Woody

      Look at the plates. Stupid cars are global.

      • UtahChiver

        Yeah. but we're number #1 in everything including obesity, prison population, and stupid. 'Merica. Fuck yeah!

        • @McBeastie666

          obesity: US currently #9 in percentage of overweight people.
          prison population: you are correct (decriminalize/legalize!)
          stupid: Utah seems to be leading right now.

          • Mickael Duncan

            You do realize Utah is in the US, right? Riiight?!/!

    • sofakingwhat

      look at which side some of the steering wheels are on, brainiac

  • tattoo432

    #2 This actually looks like fun!

    • Woody

      #24 is exhausting to look at

      • Frédéric Purenne

        I didn't know what it was until I realized the pun…

    • Yourmom

      thats the only way i'd go donkey

  • J.D

    Seems legit

    • J.D

      Damnit I meant #18

      • J.D

        Dammnit I really meant #5

  • SaltLick01

    where did the styled for #1 #30 Come from?

    • bayoubilly

      the south

      • erica

        Are you trying to say "black people?" because that's actually where it came from.

        And I've seen cars like this in California plenty of times. Cruise around Oakland … if you dare…

    • BrownNote

      From idiots

    • tybardy

      Drug dealers… the idea is, drug dealers cannot claim all the money they make. It cannot be on record. So they cannot go to a dealership and buy an expensive car (even if they pay cash) because the registration will show all that money they are paying for the car. Thus, they buy these old beaters and sink a ton of money into them. So on record its still an old beater, but when you see it, BOOM… not to mention its a form of street marketing. flashy car = good "stuff"

      • xxwhodatxx

        You are an idiot. So everyone with a custom car that's not new or expensive is a drug dealer? Is that how fucking stupid you are? You obviously don't know shit about car customization.

        • Skadoosh

          You're an asshat. His comment was about the style not custom cars in general. And he is correct about how drug dealers launder and spend their money. I'm assuming someone named 'whodat' is from Louisiana which is the birthplace of gaudy. I know this might be a shock to you 'whodat' but cars like that give off a certain perception that says, "Buy drugs here"

          • xxwhodatxx

            Well I'm assuming someone calling themselves "skadoosh" got that name from the sound "tybardys" dick makes when pulling out your ass.

            • Bill Murray

              grow up.

              • xxwhodatxx

                Nah,It's overrated.

      • chrome4nigs

        Define "sink a ton of money into them." They are old beaters with shitty and cheap modifications that look retarded. Making wheels shiny and adding performance downgrades isn't expensive.

    • NcouthYouth

      Also commonly referred to as a 'Donk'

    • sls

      They came from the Bay Area known as Scrapers.

    • Markpong

      No worries, this will die out very soon, I live in a very suburban part of Minnesota and rich white high school kids are driving these now… Nothing kills a ghetto fad faster than white kids with money and poor decision making skills…

  • TDH

    The bike-van is what PedoBear uses during spring break

  • Deep Dish

    #29 I need this right now

    • kraken

      i agree. that is epic!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #8 Clark W. Griswold's car

    • Firefighter23

      *Clark's brush fire truck. Which in my mind makes it 100x more bad ass

  • boob_cuddle

    #1 #30 hate seeing this shit.

    • nutter

      Close your eyes then

    • Lunch_Box

      It's ridiculous, more clearance than a truck.

      • Barf

        Wheels are worth more than the car. "honey! Kids! We eating cup noodles tonight!"

    • Ispeakchive

      With doors that high ,you know his pants are hanging down like a prison slut.

    • Go Hoosiers

      I do to, but it's all worth it on a rainy day when see Homey tryin to look hard after he slips and busts his face on the door frame.

    • Dr_Batman

      It's douchetacular.

  • Scott

    #1 #2 #3 #6 #11 #24 #30
    Dumbest fucking thing you can do with a car.

    • Yeah I said it

      Except for allowing your fat, sweaty, rhino of a mother ride in it.

    • Abet

      Silly mexicans

      • Daniel Tosh

        i know right? damn beaners are only good for riding lawn mowers

        • Dirty Sanchez

          I don't always drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I'm trimming your wife's hedges

    • northerner

      Agree. And, as a Volvo "purist", I think the owner of the Volvo in the third pic should be, oh, maybe "drawn and quartered"…disgusting. And imagine the improved "cornering power" of the Caprice in #1…

    • Black6dog

      #3 Looks like He caught all of the unown

  • passwordistaco

    #7 Have you seen the size of my Cock?

    • MattKL

      Still, man, what the F.

    • Crazy J

      The Chicken Car used to belong to Tommy Kendall. I saw it in Santa Monica.

  • Gallus

    #7 has to be worth it. Imagine being able to say, "I don't give a cluck!"

    • Child Please


  • Brian


    Can't tell which is worse, the car or the toupee.

    • turd ferguson

      good old lake county, where a drunk sherrifs deputy kills a woman in a sailboat that he crashes into with his speedboat at 10 oclock at night and then has his cronies trump up charges against one of the survivors of said sailboat for "intoxicated manslaughter"…i kid you not

      these guys are the worst of the worst

      • This

        That's fucked up… I kind of like the car though.

  • erm

    #17 not sure what the problem is here, just an iguana….

    • Ray Pissed

      How's this guy going to see with green paint over all the windows?

      • MattKL

        Maybe he's set it up so he can drive it like the Tumbler.

      • tapsnapornap

        He spent most of his budget on a video monitor setup?

  • jamie

    MERICA !!! And the "style" for number #1 came from the dirty south ATL.

    • Shwam


      • Michael Solis

        It's called a Donk.

        • Big Joe

          I wouldn't brag about that.

        • Guy from the South

          Technically that Caprice would be a "bubble" . A "donk" would be an early to mid 70's Impala. "Donk" refers to Donkey, which, for reasons I can only speculate on, is what some call the Impala logo. I absolutely hate that I retained any of this info, but I spend a lot of time with inner city youth.

    • Brian Herbert

      I really wouldnt be too proud of that. Putting 10 grand into a 500 dollar car is not smart

    • cracka

      Why is everyone trying to claim their region is responsible for this type of horseshit. It originated in hood America…like most other atrocities in our country

      • liberalcure

        Winning statement.

  • Darrell

    #1 I see way more of these in my hick town than I should.

  • Gary

    #19 is on Florence street in Sebastopol, CA. KCCO Sebastopol!

    • Rick Carlson

      I'm Rick from Sebastopol…a fellow Chiver. This picture was actually taken in front of the artist’s home. The man and women responsible for the artwork are Patrick Amiot and Bridgette Laurent. Chive, you may be interested in checking out their website; you won’t be disappointed. They turn junk into very interesting sculptures and have been written about even as far as the “New York Times”.

      • Rick Carlson

        Sorry…woman not women!

  • Nick Gilbert

    #21 Feral ute…why oh why ruin a ute?

    • 12345

      Ah well it's just for all them big-arse roos running around 😉 The owner of that car just wanted to make REALLY sure to definitely not hit them with any other part of his car.

    • Matt

      These are regrettably common. Also, a ute is just a ruined station wagon. 😛

    • dave

      nothing wrong with the 5 poster, it is a holden though…

    • Heh

      If you actually get outside of the metro areas once in a while, hitting roos is a valid concern.

    • now-m8


    • qwertyuiop

      Aussie Aussie Aussie!

    • Rusty Nail

      He's missing at least 3 large whip's and some big arse spotties.

  • Head Chef

    Donk-ing should be punishable by death!

  • dantheman7

    #12 and #15 I want one!

  • Joe

    say what you want, #26 would probably eat your soul

    • Hason

      I could do with something different from pink, but this is the sweetest ride on the page.

    • CarGuy

      I don't think this vehicle should be in this category. I saw it in person at that show (SEMA) and it is truly amazing! Probably one of the nicest from the entire show!

    • sls

      I say paint it all black and it will be legit.

  • Bradyized

    #11 Creepy mobile v10.0

    • wdh

      or could be a promo..

    • Dr_Batman

      At first I thought the chick was Hannah Montana or something.

      • Re'nava

        It is Ayumi Hamasaki, a Japanese pop singer.

  • jamie

    This is just horrible !! Come on you F-ing MORONS, all the money you are putting into these cars ….you could just buy a brand new sweet ride!! America…. this is why the world hates you!!!!

    • Hunter X

      I was thinking…THIS is a reason for disparity between classes. You take an upper-class guy, take everything away, and give him $20K- he'll build an empire from it. Give $20 K to a redneck and you'll get #7

      • jables

        how do u figure thats a redneck is it because of his big cock

    • Woody

      Look at the plates. Many are not "Merica". Stupid cars are everywhere.

    • whateverdude

      yet it's the number one country people would like to move to. hmmmm

      • Mikeg01sf

        yeah. everyone wants to be fat and lazy. cuz merica.

        • liberalcureBANG

          correct. people always want to be just like the most popular person at the party. the only peole who hate america are nazi anti american liberals who should be executed for treason. now…do the world a favor and slit your own wrist.

    • its_forge

      Brand new blows fucking gorilla penis. Fuck brand new. I'll shave a Russian sailor's balls before I buy brand new. Yeah that ain't happening.

  • Eddie

    Pedo bear's car LOL

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I remember these atrocities being on Dodge Neon's, I believe.

  • Catzb

    #15 looks pretty cool to me….-__-

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