Rarely seen vintage photos of celebs (41 Photos)


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  • misschris

    #18 It's a shame about his face..

    • emm

      Agreed! So hot in 9 1/2 weeks and then he had to go into boxing and mess it up… too bad 😦

      • its_forge

        Not boxing. Plastic surgery.

        • KOAT

          Reconstructive plastic surgery as a result of having his face destroyed from boxing actually.

  • Woody

    #12 i'd like to suck on goldie's ity bitty titties…

    • Woody

      I'm dyslexic…. #21

      • Sanchez

        I thought yo were captioning the first picture…

    • truth

      lol.

  • melindu

    #31 & #38 kill it! kill it with fire!

    • https://www.facebook.com/luck.powers.1 Luck Powers

      kill you with fire

    • ColaChiver

      Could you find a more played out meme? Seriously let it go.

      • newscot

        He could've made the SJP horse joke…

        • spotts

          Yeah, Like what a Cute Pony.

    • a-nom

      Not gonna lie, I think Kristen Stewart is pretty hot…

      • Travis

        A lot of people do

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        i think i would like her better if she was a better actor and the fact that in "Panic Room" she looked like a 12 year old boy kinda ruined it for me.

        • its_forge

          I swear to God I thought that WAS a boy.

      • https://www.facebook.com/david.cornierchevere David Cornier-Chevere

        Am i the only one that thinks she looks like shes sick or on drugs or super tired? She dont look healthy is what im aiming at. Otherwise she looks pretty plain.

        • rockstar_323

          She's baked.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        #31 – why would that little boy show so much midriff?

      • its_forge

        Girlie's got a very fine bottom on her for sure.

    • Wiley

      Awww, look at the little pony #38

      • Brutha V

        Yeah, she was a cute little filly.

    • Bill Murray

      3 pages and 12 people have made the same joke about sarah jessica parker looking like a horse. christ, you fucks are unoriginal.

    • Dr_Batman

      Kristen's pretty cute. I mean, she can't act worth a shit. But she's cute!

  • Vyle

    #7 those glasses are amazing. He’s doing it right

  • http://www.facebook.com/clovis.jewell Clovis Larry Jewell

    #7 you thilly gooth

    • thom

      I can't believe he ended up being a gay, total shocker!

    • Dan

      Funniest comment I've seen today

    • AmBush_Steve

      Actually, looks a lot like Bieber.

      • Grammar

        no he doesn't. just similar hairstyle…….

        • its_forge

          Yeah, see, Sir Elton has talent.

          • AmBush Steve

            That's why I just said looks. Talent, for Sir Elton, is an understatement. Musical genius just about covers it.

  • hark1985

    #10 moooaaarr!

    • Taco_Depot

      it's not that difficult to find moar pictures of bridget bardot. just sayin'.

  • ralph

    #7 the fucking man

    • KingThing

      figuratively speaking of course…..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Chromosomally speaking, maybe.

    • Jack o' lantern

      Just you, Ralphie. Just you

  • http://www.anthony-tyler.com Anthony_Tyler

    #40

    Leather!!! Leather Tuscadaro!!!

    • Imzkid

      Pinky

  • Crapper John

    First

  • hark1985

    #38 aw little pony

    • thatguy

      Foal…a pony is a small horse not a young horse. And just out of the frame is the carrot they are teasing her with to get her to smile

    • Tru Chiver

      lol sarah jessica parker looks like a horse thumb me up nao! KCCO

    • Jay

      Who let the horse out??

    • Joe

      "Big things have small beginnings"

    • chong

      dam it! beat me to it

  • Alex

    Stallone certainly loved some good ol humps! He minded that gap! #41

    • Ricky

      Why is he pretending he can read?

      • https://www.facebook.com/marcwrz Marc J. Wrzesinski

        He can read and write (Hence why Rocky is an American Classic)!

        Enunciation was always his problem. Well in Rocky V at least.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Probably a relic from his pornstar days.

  • thatGuy

    #31 Fuck that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/wgrube Wayne Grube

      looks like a crack head still!!

      • filthy brownies

        ^^would probably piss himself seeing an actual crack head

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      Wait, is she… is that a smile?

    • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

      Does this really qualify as "vintage"?

  • Bill

    #21 More like Goldie Hawt

  • Irwin

    #26 ooh a piece of candy!

    • tv_paul

      You know what's sad? He's been nominated for Academy awards, has won Emmys and other awards and is always considered one of the best of his generation and the first thing I think of now when I see him is….Ooh a piece of candy.

      • thedude325

        Haha yea, apparently he's freaking brillaint, too. Dropped out of MIT to persue acting….

        • tv_paul

          Plus he has one of the funniest & most hated (by women) quotes of all time when he was asked why he dates younger women and he said (paraphrasing) ''Well, when people buy a dog they get a puppy, not an older dog.’’

    • Ricky

      its funnier in spanish

      • we_need_less_nimwits

        thats not spanish u dumbass…

    • its_forge

      And he supposedly has a ponderously enormous schwontz as well. Not joking.

    • Dr_Batman

      Pictured here, before he was handled by top men. Top. Men.

  • Glenn

    #6 and father Caleb Deschanel, one of the greatest cinematographers ever!

    • DUBU2DEATH

      one of the rare cases where the celebrities kid is actually talented

    • Franklin1138

      Their mom played John Glenn's (Ed Harris') wife in "The Right Stuff." Looks exactly like Zooey.

  • Giggity

    #38 what a cute little pony…….

    • Zach

      I wanna be a horse when i grow up…..Mission accomplished

  • MylesofStyles

    #38 What a cute little pony.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

      shame on the people in the chive office enticing hate in chivers hearts, you guys know damn well what happens any time you put sjp on this site!!!!

  • chivefoundit

    #38 Was just a young foal then, just using the right term….

    • filthy brownies

      HEY GUYS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT THE FIRST BILLION TIMES SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE!

    • Mak

      It's not pony, not foal, not colt; a baby female horse is called a FILLY…damn people

    • Dr_Batman

      Aren't you a regular fucking Woody Allen with your ingenious wit

  • LoBugg

    #16 he was so cute!
    #21 and #22 amazing women. ❤

  • OneClownShoe

    #38 SJP? Nay way!

  • vmalnd

    #8 wtf #38 awww when she was a lil pony

    • ANDY

      hahahahah nice one

  • MattKL

    #4 The motherfucking man.

  • B Dub

    #7 Is it just me, or do the glasses with wiper blades just make sense…?….

    • thom

      Heart shaped, with pink water and yellow head lights? Maybe not.

    • Dan

      If I had that much jizz shooting at my face I'd want wiper blades too

      • MylesofStyles

        Exactly how much jizz shooting at your face is required?

  • KingThing

    #27
    "Well I'm the crawlin king snake……. AND I RULE MY DEN!"

    • 90378

      then he got fat and died. the end.

    • Buzzin_Neon

      father…i want to kill you…!!!

  • Martin_McFly

    #20 The ONLY man that could ever get away with this many shoes…

    • sid

      Fred was truly in a class of his own.

    • 6655321

      Perhaps you haven't heard of the gentleman in #9.

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