Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • douche baggins

    #18 OH MY GOD YES!!!

    • tBaynes

      Holy Santa Claus shit

    • Jon

      I do believe that you could bounce a quarter off Dat Ass.

    • Slim Jim

      i've always had a thing for her, ever since she was in the adam sander movie. she is gorgeous.

    • DemBone
      • tralfaz

        very nice, thank you

    • soft taco juice

      Chive – contact her and force, i mean, ask her to become a chivette and then make her chivette of the week.

    • Poke4Life

      Can't. Stop. Staring.

    • SharpM1nd

      I remember the first time I saw her in Aerosmith's video; she's been on the spank bank ever since.

    • TCO100

      Any one remember this scene from Summer Catch? http://youtu.be/chgLIQ9285M

      • Sicko

        How could I forget Freddie with his shirt off?

  • guthrie

    #4 that's who I'm going to call

    • eggnog

      She's busting something but I don't think it's ghosts!

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        bustin' makes me feel good!

    • tralfaz

      I'am the key master, are you the gate keeper?

    • Kristen

      And she will ignore your call, faggot.

    • ur42

      she'll save you from your virginity!

    • tfbuckfutter

      I'd like to introduce her to Slimer.

    • Black6dog


  • Chester

    My corn has poop around it

    • Friar T

      Dude, that's your face! Go wash yourself.

      • burrito boy

        your gay

        • DaddyD

          His gay what? Don't leave your sentences half finished.

    • bigD

      Does your Mom know you are on the computer?

  • F stuf

    #18 now I'm hungry

    • Lou

      All that ASS wasted on Justin Timberlake…………

      • Hoop a jew

        lol yeah. because a chiver would make so much better use of it…….

    • MylesofStyles

      Hungry indeed. For some reason, I can't get Honey Bun Cake out of my mind.

  • culpjp

    #4 I have a ghost in my pants you can bust!!!

    • PlegroNease

      i think you already busted it…

    • Popped

      Just because you keep finding a translucent goo in your pants does not mean there was a ghost in them.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        whatever has been haunting my pants,
        It's probably capable of going through walls…

  • Rollout25

    #4 I would totally cross the streams for her!

    • DrBoogie_R32

      total protonic reversal would be worth it.

  • Rollout25

    #18 I wish that she was Catwoman

    • Slim Jim

      you read my mind.

    • mathieu

      yeah anne hathaway sucks big time

      • NICE

        O rly?

        • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

          I think so too :/ she is just too derpy for the role and that ugly ass catwoman costume doesn't help.

          Michelle Pfieffer was the best 😉

          • Hoop a jew


          • its_forge

            She's a good actor, I bet she won't disappoint.

    • Poke4Life

      I like where your heads at!

  • Dan

    #16 WTF Japan?!

    • MBChiver

      Forever arone…

    • SadeShadz

      Get used to it.

    • pretty smile

      Chive Meet up

    • smh

      wtf chive, seriously how is this awesome? did you guys get jumped by asians and have a vendetta against them or something? im not saying its racist but you guys keep making people make fun of asians, you better hope i dont see you in the street.

      • Dis Pimp

        John will suck your cock for $1

      • Miguel Mariano

        cry about it, it's not theChive's fault that asians doing stupid things is funny to everyone but you

  • RealZoo

    #6…Will not be able to sleep now. Oh wait……#18…….Good night.

  • Lower

    If i had a tapiture i'd put #14 and #23 on it

    • http://www.facebook.com/logan.autrey Logan Autrey

      Good nights in downtown Austin!

  • Dan

    #22 Funniest Muppets on the show!

  • Robert

    #18 Yes please.

    • Drew

      #7 the one on the bottom is way hotter

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker


    yes… i like this view

  • Harold

    #29 God Bless Texas!

    • Usa retard nation

      First there is no god as you call it. Secondly, Texas is pretty much an oven filled with religious rednecks like you. Except being the place where the president Kennedy was shot, it isn't recognized for anything else than having maximum security prisons.

      • Billy

        Houston, best city in Texas………………

        • USMC8654Justice


        • Bolide

          I just threw up in my mouth. I have to say, I never in a million years would have thought that I would see or hear that statement. "Houston is the armpit of the US". Seeing that statement, that would not be a surprise at all, expected more like.

        • Chuck

          You spelled Austin wrong.

      • LooWho?

        First off I'm certain you laugh in some ridiculous fashion as you smite out someone's individual beliefs. Secondly Texas may be an oven right now, but it is no more filled with religious rednecks than your mind is with useless bullshit you spout on the rest of us. I myself am not a religious redneck. I was born in Texas. I am a regular Chivette who believes in freedom of expression, something we are given here in this country by our forefathers. Thirdly, we have the live music capital of the world, the hill country, the Gulf coast, more gun toters than you can shake a stick at, and many who wish without end for Ron Paul to be president.

    • GOD


    • C&H
    • Chivette11

      Well I WAS going to mention something about a fear of a loch ness monster flying out of that thing and swallowing me whole.
      But it seems this comment thread has taken a whole other direction.

      KCCO people! 😛

  • Dan

    #27 is really cool.

    • Eric

      Does anyone know where this is?

      • thebradhatter

        Hillside, Hokkaido, Japan

    • ADT

      Do you see the little cow made of flowers in the background?

  • http://www.facebook.com/lilmexicanwarmachine Sergio Torres

    #14 #21 almost made me puke…

    • Shiguy


      • bukkake

        The caption in #21 sounds an awful lot like "Try to Bukkake on my Hot Face!"

  • The Bandit

    #2 nice art
    #18 *Biel
    #30…the man with the same amount of facial expressions as Kristen Stewart

    • Bus

      No that would be nick cage

    • Truth

      You don't need facial expressions when you know you're awesome.

    • Eze_Kiel

      If you noticed her name is spelled wrong, I've got bad news for you…

  • Sterling Archer

    Nightmare fuel.

  • kjell

    #16 where's james franco?

    • virginnerds

      These are your average Chivers.

      • Kristen

        *above average

    • Poopsie

      He's actually looking at this post on set right now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #19 Gee, I think i'll just wait…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Is there something I'm missing here?

  • bukssna

    #18 she just jumped at the top of my hottest women alive list!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #28 You idiot, the truck part is supposed to go on the back! People these days can't even get a bootleg El Camino right

    • myself

      If the truck was on the back it would have a pretty cool name too, a Grand Camino.

      • I don't know

        Yeah right now it's called a Pontiac frankentruck and it's on Craigslist.

        • The_Dood

          I didn't even notice before, but it's two cars and a truck. The front end appears to be from an Oldsmobile.

          • Si1entStatic

            Good eye I was going to reply as well about the Oldsmobile Alero front end and a pontiac ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.halka Brian Halka

      Regardless it's not a coupe with 4 doors

    • Beast

      This fantastic comment needs more appreciation.

  • john

    lol@ #14……….now kiss….

    • Kristen

      lol @ your ignorant fucktard comment.

  • PlegroNease

    #30 he runs like he has fake hands

    • http://twitter.com/Durda_Dan @Durda_Dan

      Steven segal runs like a champ

      • Dick Innabocks

        Steven Segal runs like a chimp

      • ColaChiver

        Steven Segal runs like a fucking twat waffle.

    • paul c.

      he runs like a cunt!!

      • Truth

        A cunt who can kick your ass.

        • Nishtai

          He runs like a little girl. But I'd never say that to his face. Of course, I could tell him that and then RUN!

    • VolleyMav

      I especially like the 90 degree turn.

    • 'berto

      'Cause he's a fake. A douchebag.

  • Dixey_Normous

    I bet #6 still can't drive worth a crap!

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