Orsos: Finally somebody built the moveable floating island of my dreams (28 Photos)

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  • Shawn


  • Skipper

    You know this is all renderings and scale models, right?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      If only they had told us….

      • JohnnyAppleSeed

        you got trolled

    • johnny chimpo


    • Devlin745

      I was looking at this and wondering when we were going to see a NON RENDERED image … guess it's still in production?

    • Jerky

      Reading is hard.

  • Jimmy_Recard

    It's called a boat. With pot plants. I still want to live on one though. #15

    • NOLA

      Agreed. Was scrolling down to write the same thing. Maybe if was much larger, and they possibly incorporated wildlife and a beach somehow (and a volcano maybe? (that would really be Bond villain))……

    • Agent 0010

      This has Bond villain written all over it.

    • Jason

      I was thinking the same thing…….well put Sir, 100+ Internets for you

  • alex

    Do you understand that this are CG renders?

    • Gilligan

      That awkward moment when you realize someone has already posted your statement

      • alex

        when I posted this there were no comments…

        • Uh.

          You were first then!

          • alex


    • Seabass

      Do you understand that they already stated that these are renderings after the first photo?

    • thenerd

      does it really fucking matter?

  • alex

    The photos are made in a 3d program and rendered, to most people they seam real, but they are not….

    • Jkpaxton

      Thanks, I read the intro.

    • ken

      Hey Alex – crazy stuff to report from my couch – did you KNOW that sometimes in the English language TWO words that sounds the SAME can be spelled differently and mean totally different things?! Now, since you're obviously a tech-genius with a very high I.Q., I'm not going to tell you which words I am talking about – but I'll give you a hint, when you find them you will laugh so hard, it will "seem" like you burst a "seam" in your side chuckling.

      P.S. – These photos are 100% real. I have been on Orsos – I had a lovely time.

    • Woop


    • assman

      hey alex, better come down off that high horse ("to most people" what a douche) and get some aloe vera cause you just got….wait for it…..


    • Bob

      yes. the "seam" so real. good thing we have this genius to explain things to us.

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    you could probably buy a small island for the same price.lol

    where is jack sparrow.. id pirate that ship

    • SomaliPirate

      For sure! Steal from the rich, then bang their hot daughters

  • http://hallucinatingmartyr.wordpress.com hallucinatingmartyr

    Reblogged this on hallucinatingmartyr.

    • Ben

      awesome man. thanks for the heads up.

    • AssHaterson

      No fucks are given about your blog.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRealGroome @TheRealGroome

    " powered by a noiseless wind energy system"… kinda like the air bed in my pool.

  • toni796

    i want one for the zombie apocalypse
    zombies can't swim, right??

    • ZombieKen

      no – but they can walk under water! SO says WWZ!

      • Mr_Taco

        And they can fight sharks too.

  • Bluntaholic

    Saw a video / news report about this a week or so ago, nice to see a full set of pics even if they are CG. Really just a funky yacht with some plants & solar panels but would still be sweet to own one

  • bukssna

    If I ever become a multimillionaire, this is where I'll live!

    • Simon

      I'll know where to tap you for some cash then, thanks.

  • lastminute

    #6 Does anybody else think it looks slightly like Millenium Falcon in pic 6 ? Or am I just that retarded?

    • Erik

      That is exactly what I saw. May the force be with you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/nick.belmont.35 Nick Belmont

      Such a good call.

    • theobviousturtle

      If I have the money to even think about buying this, it will look just like the falcon

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Surely it would be easier to build this on a tri-hull, which would also be easier to, y'know, move….?

  • Jason

    Did you mean 4.6 billion or million? 5 million seams like a steal for this thing

    • flosen_one

      i guess it´s an european fabricate,because of the metric system in the description of the size and in europe 1 million is what in america is 1 billion.

      • Woop

        Wait 1 million Euro is around 1.24 million USD. Wtf?

      • Simon

        You got that backwards, I think.

        1 million is 1 million wherever. It's billions that are different.

        1 billion (US) in the is 1000 million (1 000 000 000), whereas 1 billion (UK) is 1 million million (1 000 000 000 000).

        The UK version is more logical, since it steps up when you run out of millions, just like tens to hundreds, hundreds to thousands, thousands to millions), but the US version seems more practical.

        I could be talking out of my hat though.

    • do what

      Was thinking the same thing. Not saying I have an extra 5 mill just laying around, far from it, but the price tag seems surprisingly reasonable. Also, the guy above me is good at math.

  • Lucas

    Are the whores shipped in ?

    • HookerHarry

      No, they are stowed in closets.

      • thom

        They would certainly come with a boat like this, or would find their own way on board some how.

    • Mac

      *whores sold seperately

  • Saskguy26

    Anyone else think this would be the perfect lair for some evil organization?

  • washer

    tug boat

  • @joshdwreeve

    Soooo…its a boat?

    • Thror

      Maybe? I think it's more likely a barge. I don't think it has an engine or a bridge, or we probably would have seen some hint of that. I bet it's towed into position, anchored, then queue orgy.

      I will offer the kingly sum of one thousand U.S. dollars for one (delivered)!

  • Project X

    The parties that would be thrown!

  • Zoey

    #28 looks like the SIMS have already started vacationing there!

  • Dave

    #23 Is Kill Bill always on?

    • ChristophersonofGray


  • Static

    4.6m seems cheap for something like that……

  • Damian

    For those who had to point out it is CG, way to be captain fucking obvious. I don't know what present you live in but CG does not look real.

    • TigerLily2012

      Just wanted to point out that this is the Chive. KCCO, ever heard of that?

  • Mike

    Just wanted to point out…these already exist. They are called yachts! others refer to them as really big boats.

  • Vacation Guru

    #11 yo dawg, I heard u like islands, so….

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