Seriously, WTF. (39 photos)

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  • arlo G

    #19….. Uhhhh, ok

    • violent peas

      I have a feeling I'm going to be making a dolphin out of every banana I ever peel from now on.

    • insanely great

      I'd stick #3 over it..

    • Woody

      Time to move out of the house, son.

  • chivefoundit

    #36 Looks like it was a long movie…

    • wdh

      be kind, please rewind

    • heradgelo

      wasnt that pic from one of cracked.com's photoshop contests?

      • Groggy

        Yeah, it was. Weird how it's not attributed to them or anything, huh?

        Chive loses yet another cool point.

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know whether to call the version I recorded "Toy Story", "Short Story", or "Speed".

      • DaddyD

        Done in 60 Seconds?
        As Good As It Gets?
        The Lyin' King?
        The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?
        Paths of Glory?
        El Lay Confidential?
        Some Like It Hot?
        Raging Bull?

        • Groggy

          More likely "A Few Good Men"

          • MylesofStyles

            Amusing comment, but flawed. Homosexual men cannot procreate. This means two things. One, a movie showing men making a child doesn't make sense, and two, you're shit out of luck.

            • Groggy

              I never said "A Few Good Men with no Women".

              But it's good to know I've unwittingly pegged one of your insecurities. Are you still determining which participant had the winning semen?

            • 48u490

              you got owned.

            • Dr_Batman

              Fine, "A Few Good Men Plowing Your Mom". Sheesh, do we have to beat you over the head with it?

    • Notknowing

      I don't think I could sit through that movie. I'll watch any other porn, though.

  • Kelowna Chiver

    Not even sure where to begin on a lot of these pictures. I'm not sure I wanna live on this earth anymore……. Isn't there a moon colony coming with less stupid people?? I swear I've seen the movie on it!

    • PeterRabbitts

      A moon colony is were stupid people would live.

      • Cecil

        were?

      • Now boarding. . .

        Where*

        You were saying?

    • https://www.facebook.com/vincekristin.aleman Vince-Kristin Aleman

      No but you can always volunteer yourself for the one they are putting on Mars

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, we're sending all the people with no sense of humor to the moon. You've stolen enough oxygen from this planet already.

    • majorfathead

      testing

  • violent peas

    #31 of course she's using her blackberry…

    • wdh

      ill bet anything shes a blond

    • MylesofStyles

      What's a "blackberry"?

      • luke

        it's fruit, duh

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    #12 nature's toothbrush who knew? Learn something new every day

    • wdh

      please take video footage when you try this at home. and then post it. thanks. =]

      • chivefoundit

        Your comment fits in with this page…WTF?

        • wdh

          your lack of sense of humor and thinking i was serious makes me go WTF?

          • Funnystuff

            I think that all your comments today were funny. I don't know why the thumbs down.

    • Lil John

      Still not stickin it up my ass.

      • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

        I think I'll pass on trying this as well. Sorry wdh

        • wdh

          Gosh darn it. Can't blame a guy for trying.

        • Kristen

          No you won't. You're probably heading to the produce aisle at this very moment.

    • C C

      Ribbed for extra pleasure…..

    • Mort Goldman

      Hi Angela. I too enjoy legos.

    • Dr_Batman

      The guys face, is just…he's enjoying it WAY too much.

  • Pancho McDougle

    #39
    …sigh *face to palm*

    • wdh

      not if YOLO was what that single mom said b4 she conceived.

    • Banse

      http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/ep

      Finally, the end of this YOLO bullshit is almost over

    • Dan

      Isn't that the little brother from Zoey 101?

    • bewbz

      I believe the move you are referring to is called a "facepalm"

    • derp

      Fuck you Glee

    • dangermavis

      Kill it with fire

  • Zach

    #13 Why would you…..?

    • chivefoundit

      I know! I hate apple cider too.

    • Shawn

      Refrigerate after opening

    • Simon

      Does it contain grandma, or concern her?

  • Acesevens

    #10
    We put a man on the moon, and now we need the technolgy to put tongues in cell phones

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I can think of at least 4 different applications of this technology that are better than this GIF.

    • ColaChiver

      naked pictures would be a thing of the past…. blowies anytime!

    • the Horny Expat

      I Need a Pair of These IMMEDIATELY
      It'll take away the Pangs of Long-Distance Relationships

    • wdh

      screw tongues, if i can do that with my dick i'd put a whole new meaning to phone sex.

  • Dibdy

    #1 now lets play 'pin the minority in the backseat'

    • Vanlo

      classic

    • EfCops

      FTP!!!!

  • TheRob

    #39 So the school bullies can beat your kids for you

    • Joe in SD

      i teach 8th grade PE – you'd be amazed how many ghetto kids wear this shit.

      • amrith777

        My condolences.

  • bob_the_cook

    #3- Cock-sock! Comes in all colors except nude, because then you wouldn't need one.
    #24- FTMFW!

    • SadeShadz

      #24 is epic xD

      • Anomanom

        We have found a witch! Might we burn her?

    • Macro

      They look surprisingly comfy. Would definitely surprise the ol' GF.

    • Lil John

      Nope. Foot sock for ballet. Date a ballet dancer. You learn the craziest shit.

      • Pants Pudding

        Why do ballet dancers wear cock socks on their feet?

        • Rage

          Who knows what crazy stuff they can do with their feet?

      • derp.

        Try again numb-nuts
        Ballet dancers would have to have very interestingly shaped feet to feet cock-socks properly.

        • Notknowing

          ….and they do.

        • jbear

          Numb-nuts! Is that a pun?

  • https://www.facebook.com/dampman Steve Dampman

    what just happened …

  • Willy Najera

    Now my balls are protected too!!!

  • Willy

    #3

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #6 Meanwhile in Asia…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      …or Louisiana.

      • MattKL

        …or Florida.

        • Pants Pudding

          …or Hartford. Am I doing this right?

          • wdh

            …or Australia?

            • BOOM!

              Africa?

    • whos.mike

      FAIL……. THE GOOD MEAT IS IN THE TAIL AND THE JOWLS ONLY. I live in SC, but am from VEGAS.

      • ColaChiver

        Congrat u fucking lations?

  • Martin_McFly

    #26 So much Troll Potential here

    • KeepinCalm

      i'd have to use the pisser closest to the door or settle for the nearest tree. No way I'm backing myself into that corner o.0

  • chopper

    #21 Rick Rubin?

    • ChrisDG74

      Yes

    • NeoH831

      God I hope so, what a badass. Only Rick Rubin can show up to an event looking like that with a chick that hot. I now have a new life goal…

    • Zaedrus

      Oh, to be rich.

      • TCSthesecond

        looks like Jack Bauer

      • Sufferbus

        Oh, to be as genius as Rick Rubin.

    • Drew

      Notoriously one of the biggest asshole producers in the industry. Not trolling. Fact.

      • The Guy

        Look what kind of people he's dealing with.

      • Shaun

        Really? Every interview with people who have worked with him that I have read praise him. Tons of people would die to work with him.

  • hopelessromantic

    #12 why is that resembling a frog? la? celery? colon? space era? the blatent no reply from anywhere? starting to think this is not a good situation

  • decielito

    #10 soon there'll be an app for that

    • Jen

      "babe, can you lick the ABC's onto your phone for me?"

  • ColaChiver

    #22 Obligatory Aline vs Predator comment

  • ColaChiver

    Alien*

  • JJizz

    #3 are called Cock Socks and they are mainly used in the film industry for sex scenes. Just though you should know.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      It's actually the Red Hot Chilli Peppers dry cleaning ready for pickup.

  • CowboyChiver

    #36 C'mon now, that's just fucked up…

    • The_Dood

      I know, they didn't even invite Aunt Marie!

    • BOOM!

      Uncle Willie would have been more appropriate.

    • https://www.facebook.com/LizBWilson Liz Baxter

      Not as much as the mom was

    • Me.

      guessing these are your parents?

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.castro Brian J Castro

    #12 yea thats not a weird image at all

    • Dude Imbibes

      The guy's face is priceless. That and the "Ohh LaLa"

  • https://www.facebook.com/kyle.antonucci.3 Kyle Antonucci

    #32 hey tiger! you do realize he is made of BACON!

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