World’s Ugliest Dog 2012 Contest — they’re all winners to me (17 photos)

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  • Mark

    my cat's breath smells like cat food

    • SolidusSnake420

      I bent my wookie

    • Tyler

      My worm went into my mouth and I ate it…can I have a new one?

      • Deep Dish


    • Giggity

      Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

    • MylesofStyles

      Me fail English, that's unpossible!

    • Hendo

      Hi Lisa. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

    • blueberry

      Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

    • Mike Klug

      Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

    • James

      Look in the tunk.

    • Really??

      It tastes like burning!

      • joeybastardo

        You choo-choo choose me?

    • BigWoodee

      I found a moon rock

      • Jebus

        Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box

    • Mark Wolcott

      I'm scared, daddy! Too scared to pee my pants!

    • gorski

      my dogs' breath smell lile cat turds. not surprisingly i rarely have to clean the cat box.

    • Simon

      I'm a unitard.

  • douche baggins

    #2 has got to be the champ

    • T Bags

      Reminds me of an angry Dictator

    • Jeff

      He was, and the only reason you mentioned it is because you saw the photo on Yahoo this morning and tried to play it off.

    • nick

      this dog is thinking the whole time, please kill me nao!

    • ander

      The rest lost because they RACK DISCIPRINE!!

    • Max

      like a sir

  • Macro

    These people need a better hobby.

  • AmBush Steve

    Take any of them over a cat.

    • stonewall_79

      Shit man you got serious issues.

  • chivefoundit

    #5 They always say that dogs start looking like their owners.

  • ugly

    would likely yell and stomp on these if i saw any of them.

    • Max

      followed by me sticking toothpicks into your eyeballs, yes.

  • Jack Wagon

    Damn god was mean to those creatures, now all of you cat haters, quitcherbitchin

    • _wayfarer

      Blame men, not god, `cause these are victims of controlled breeding witch leads to a genetic staleness, thus leading to diseases, and the case, malformations. In cases causing a life of misery and pain to these creatures.

      • bitch be ugly

        does the same apply to ugly people? maybe the dog was just born ugly. and of course we should all hate ugly things.

    • stonewall_79

      Let them be man it's enough for them to keep breeding I mean the cat haters.

  • st33

    #11 should have won

    • WisGal_KCCO

      That kind of looks like last year's winner.

    • Yeahyeah

      The owner? Then yes. Very ugly

  • Heelboy

    #11 Octomom had an entry????

    • Patrick McNamara

      Its her 15th kid

    • waltgator

      we were thinking the same…wtf is up with the owner?!

  • Whorebait



    • greg

      Master Pai Mei !

  • Yroc

    I worked in a pet store once… There was one dog that put all these to shame. It had a protruding lower jaw with 'tusks' like a warthog… and red eyes…. scary MF

  • SolidusSnake420

    The ugly dog breed should not be allowed to participate. They always win.

    • ben

      I thought the same thing this morning! They should have their own division.

  • insanely great

    Where's Uggie??

  • Samantha Pittner

    all of them except the first are ugly

    • oyea

      they forgot to add you in this post. ^_^

      • Habsy

        Dood, that's not Paula.

  • Blue bronco

    Maybe the dingo ate your baby?

  • Maxpower

    #2 reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson… Is that racist?

    • Woop

      Not if it looks like Sam Jackson. This dog does look like a bad mf.

      • Travis

        Did you just call that dog a bitch??

    • Notknowing

      You know what they say, "The owner looks like the dog".

    • Some_Guy

      HAHA I see it too!

  • LuvsHorror

    The pug isn't ugly.

    • Frédéric Purenne

      You got it wrong, ALL pugs are ugly…

  • BOOM!

    I take shits that are better looking than these dogs!

  • Luimi_

    Proves that there is a dog out there for Everyone…

  • Henry

    Crackah ass crackahs with this crackahhh shit

    • Your owner

      Down, Henry!

      • Henry

        Henry don't obey no owner son whatcha think you can just tell me whatcha want cuz I'm black son??!!! You slave ownah wannabe youz a bitch nigga son

        • BOOM!

          Henry needs an overdose of school

          • Supporting Cast


          • Pack

            He would need to be paroled first.

        • The dog owner

          Owner not intended for any race… Only in the dog sense Henry. But I can see that you like to play the victim in society using your race, so I'll throw you a bone on this one and take my "crackah ass" somewhere where I don't find people like you. (not black… Just assholes).

  • B11

    Anyone else kind get a stomach ache lookin at these "dogs?"

  • MckeeFrancis

    like Victoria implied I can't believe that a student can earn $6359 in four weeks on the internet. did you look at this website (Click on menu Home more information)

  • bob_the_cook

    Why would you buy a dog that is known for being ugly? …I mean besides because it's NOT a cat…

    • oyea

      same reason your mom kept you alive all these years?

      • _wayfarer


  • Ryan

    #11 the thing holding the dead dog is the ugliest…

  • Tap this seriously Chive?

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