Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #2 Gotta love an early Hump DAR! #49 JESUS!!

    • Macro

      #49 is Aline Riscado. Google her (some NSFW).

    • DAP fanatic

      Do u guys like double-anal penetration? It's a personal favorite of mine, these girls work really hard to get to to the point that they can fit 2 erect penises in their buttholes, and I think they deserve some recognition for it.. Kelly wells, Sandra romaine.. These are the kinds of women we need to idolize for their performances.. God bless

      • Tru Chiver

        fuck yeah! no other place on the internet loves anal penetration like the chive. only true chivers do it. KCCO

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Fuk yea!!!!! Get nuttttedddd!!! DVDA!!!!

        Doub vag doub annal!!!!
        Yea i nutted! So??"

    • jesuswatcher

      that's not jesus, bro

    • Ethix

      Holy shit dude. I'm not going to post the whole "You have no life" bullshit here, but I will sincerely ask you to post something of interest as the first comment of every post instead of the usual "MOAR of this girl!!" or "I love DARs!!!!". I commend your love of theChive, but for the love of Jesus Tapdancing Christ, can you use your powers of nonproductivity for some good?

      • Felcus

        I seem to have lost my edition of "Etiquette For Commenting First". Can you fill me in with the rules so I don't make the same mistake he made? I would hate to offend the all time greats of first-commenting.

      • Trav1121

        This. For the Love of all that is Holy, THIS. Need to add some substance, evil wizard!

    • Ouch

      Was fairly certain she had a hairy hip when I first saw this

    • greg

      What a beautiful Échappé.

      • MattyDeuce

        You know I don't speak Spanish

    • Dingo

      If this were Jesus, i would quit my job and become a priest!

  • Scale

    dun dun da

    • FiddleFaddle

      I fart in your general direction

  • Matt Johnson

    wow. .. just wow

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      Are you the Matt Johnson from The the?….oops what was i thinking…he has talent

  • Brian

    I was hoping #19 was a gif.

    • Vols fan

      second that

    • Vyle_Kidovich

      They should make an FLBP once a month that's strictly GIFs, wouldn't you agree?

      • Calm

        Maybe they could call it Things That Bounce or something.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      I was staring for 2 minutes, never moved 😦

      • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

        oh *something* moved…

    • 4everDistracted

      Release the Kraken!

    • http://ilovethechive.wordpress.com ilovethechive

      Yes me too!

    • Monsieur Mammary

      Best pic in Chive history!

    • SuperDanMan4290




    • pep

      please find

  • Nick

    #3 #7

    That ass!!!!

    • Macro

      #3 is Gabriela Paganini

      • United State of ME

        and it's shopped, which I don't understand. The original was amazing

        • tapsnapornap

          I was hoping so, that looks a little ridiculous

      • 03_SE_XTERRA

        HOLY SHIT DUDE…she's rediculous

        • Jen

          dude, do you drive an 03 SE Xterra???

          • 03_SE_XTERRA

            not any more actually… ive gotten rid of it since then '11 jeep wrangler unlimited nowadays…can't really tell if you were making fun of it or not though haha

    • mickey

      …is fat…

      • Lotus

        I'll take fat ass over bone ass any day of the week, hell I'll take fat ass over normal ass

        • Ken

          When the hell did an out of shape, fat ass EVER become sexy!! No thanks!

          • Huckleberry

            The ass in which you're referring to is neither of those things and is indeed, sexy. I believe the asses you're looking for would be found on TheBerry

  • wow eeee

    #39 ummm you could of waited until you found some paper.

    • SOmetimes

      I don't get it.. 😦

      • Anon

        Probably from a clip of spot the transvestite from Japan

    • BOOM!

      *Could HAVE

    • https://www.facebook.com/shotgungmc Travis Phoenix Birch

      she didnt piss or shit, shes got a bulge

    • Mitch

      You my friend, are an idiot. You've probably made out with trannys at the bar.

    • ( o y o )

      well you have to circle the one to her left and right as well to be fair

  • Pal

    I love the DAR finally photos

    • nate33uc

      how did #24 not make the front page….omg shes sofa king cute. please find chive. thanks!

  • MatadorPride

    #19 BOOBS>YAY!

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      Everything is better when wet.

      • ayjay

        Except toasters

      • Ryan

        What about bread? I think its better when its not. Unless you count mustard or something like that.

        • Bruce

          You know we don't! *slap*

    • Jacks

      Nobody is gonna point out how sunburned those are? I cringe in pain from seeing that photo

      • bobafetish

        I'll rub the after-sun lotion in for her.

  • dyrus

    whyy hello there.. #2 #7

  • wow eeee

    oops i meant #33 you could of waited for some paper

    • ThatJoshGuy

      What does it mean if she follows up by using it!?

      • 1C451

        Too Late. That's not red marker…

    • miss lisa

      'Cause nothing says "I Love You" like professing it on a pad… o.0

      • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

        at least she didn't write it in blood… ugh

      • tv_paul

        She should of wrote ' I love you to the maxi'

    • dopetoker

      Could've or could HAVE. Remember your conjunctions from 4th grade?

      • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

        I could say something mean… but I won't.

        Everybody gets one…

        • Crank Yanker

          i love you, whore!

    • Drew

      There is something slightly psychotic about even thinking about doing something like this picture. I hope this bitch catches a VD.

      • Tru Chiver

        only then will she be a true chivette. KCCO

    • 12345

      COULD'VE and SHOULD'VE aaaah seriously, what do you think "could of" means???

      • tapsnapornap


    • PSUhorty

      I don't get it… All I see is some guy wearing a stupid ass towel with the print of a woman's legs around him on it. ???

      • Xyz

        The original picture was removed and replaced shortly after it was posted.

        • Ned_Ryerson

          what was it of?

    • BOOM!

      OMFG you blazing idiot!

      It's 'could have', NOT 'could of'! Could've is a contraction for 'could have'.
      For example: "You could have had a brain, but you apparently didn't get one!"
      For example: "You could've paid attention in school, but you obviously didn't!"

      Should've, could've, would've = should have, could have, would have!

  • DanTheMan

    #4 Come at me bro!!!!

    • JohnMcClane_

      No one messes with…The Bat-Dad!!!

    • Seth

      West Side Story Bro!

    • pretty smile

      Merrily we roll along, Bro….

  • Panda

    Early Hump DAR….there is a god!

    Oh, and #49, damn….

  • dick

    Why is the DAR so early today? Are you people not drinking today?

    • Daniel Tosh

      they have to catch a plane to NCY for the chive cockfest meet up

      • Daniel Tosh

        *NYC sorry I'm drunk

        • Olivia Munn

          no one cares.

          • Daniel Tosh

            shut up olivia munn slight above average chick

            • guthrie

              agree. olivia munn is mad overrated.

              • TomSelleck

                Man – that fit chick above has an INSANE ass eh? (not you Olivia Munn – you're not bad, but I don't think I could bounce a quarter off you ass)

                • Daniel Tosh

                  Can't even bounce a superball off Olivia Munn's ass.

      • YouPoser

        The odds of you actually being Daniel Tosh (especially saying unoriginal, unfunny shit like that) are about none. Suggestion: Learn to be happy with you you really are.

  • Whorebait

    screw work!! early DAR FTW!!!

  • Brian

    #16 looks Amish

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 Go Denver!!!!

    • Gnole

      "I guess that's my guy…"

  • L_E_Ott

    All those humps made the DAR come early today.

  • whyme1973


    • Macro

      Gabriela Paganini

    • Reed Tarded

      The kind of disproportion I like

  • patov40

    #46, Nice additions to hump day! #48, nice yoga, but Sara Jean is just a little bit better. B)

    • cammmon

      full yoga vid…Sara Jean is not bending like this babe

    • Slim Jim

      fuck this guy you are both smoking hot. obviously your dad never taught you that you don't compare women.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Thank you #46! Very Thoughtful!



      Have a great week! 🙂

      • ouchie

        looks like my fiance…….. hmmm…

  • Macro

    #25 Too goddamn funny for words.

    • Panda

      I laughed entirely too hard at this

    • misschris

      The longer I watch it, the funnier it gets!

  • hi mom

    #4 Epic DAR when Randy Marsh makes an appearance

    • SaltLakeChiver

      "Why you gottta disrespect me bro?"

      "I do respect you bro!"

      • Randy Marsh

        shut the fuck up faggot.

  • guthrie

    #49 Holy FUCK

    • guthrie


  • dragon2777

    #10 seen it before but will always be my favorite

    • Bob

      So gets to suckin!

    • katastrophe89

      i've totally seen these in supermarkets and thought the same thing lol

  • Ethix

    #4 "Who made you the brothority??"

    • Vyle_Kidovich

      Come at me bro

  • CanuckChiver

    Gotta love early DAR!..and #7 & #11

    • Male

      11… whoever you are, can you please send in more pictures of your adorable smile. Thanks you.

    • Male

      I wants to pretend I'm cumming on your teeth.

    • Tom

      I am in love with #11.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      #7 – Fan of Scarface, You….are….Awesome!
      #11 – DAT SMILE!



      Have a great week, and thank you ladies, have a awesome day. 🙂

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