Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

The best date I ever went on involved a trip to the pet store to watch turtles eat lettuce. Seriously, it's frickin' hysterical! I could watch #21 for hours…and I'm a super hot blonde.

#3 is that tornado chasing vehicle

#21 SO CLOSE!!!!

#8 where is this!?

#13 "You're tellin' me you built a LIMO… out of a DeLorean??"

#3 T.I.V.

#13
Roads?! Where we’re going we don’t need roads. No we can’t stop at the liquor store.

#18 bayshore blvd….amazing

#22 kates got me speachless but i got somethin els to put n her hand and let her lick on

#28…No, no I haven't. Just feels like my arm is asleep.

#9 The orange juice got me good

#27 creepiest looking kid ever

#21 At first I was sad and though give that Turtle the dam pepper
#22 Then I forgot what turtles were.

#24 soo.. does he now have crabs?

#18

Bayshore in Tampa! woooo

#12 is wrong. Calif is geographically to the left of Nevada assuming the letters are pointing north.

#13 Awesome

Get that fucking thing away from me.
#27

#8 where is this place I must go

#12 I've been there! It's the CalNeva Resort. I am able to honestly say that I've swam across the border into California.

#11

I love Israel…..