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  • thaomeow

    #31, a fitting end.

    • damn

      was like that wave slowly wound up to quickly punch him in the face

    • ColaChiver

      Hate to jack your post but I'm going to… Anyone else notice that the dolphin seems to have gotten knocked out as well?#12

      • Artie

        Does this look like a wart to you?

  • RastaJohnson

    #7 That Cloud is fucking pissed off!!

    • Johnny B.

      That is a smoke cloud from fires..

  • DildoBaggins

    First

    • NomNomNom

      dumbass

    • Timmy

      eat shit and die.

    • dedonkey

      Choosing a name such as yours implying that you are some form of a dick was the first clues,proclaiming "first" simply confirmed my hypothesis…..

  • chuck norris

    #2 and I held on

    • Barf

      Sooo photoshopped … Chuck Norris doesn't wear safety lines… And I'm pretty sure he was holding the from falling…

      • Si1entStatic

        totally you can see where they Photoshopped out the school bus full of orphans that he was holding with his left hand. that's why he has the strained look on his face.

        • Johnny B.

          Those were crippled orphans with palsy from New Jersey.

      • Fact.

        When chuck Norris has to climb a mountain to get you, you lose twice.

    • Tripp

      defiantly photoshopped.Chuck Norris doesn't use ropes.

    • Harmonica33

      actually the mountain is climbing chuck norris

    • Derby

      OK. That's enough of the Chuck stuff.
      Tired.
      The End.
      Thank you. It was fun.

      • liv

        Chuck Norris!

      • sucka

        Derby is such a cranky bitch, not even chuck norris could get all the sand out of his vagina.

    • greg

      You guys need a chuck norris shirt. He's the shit.

    • HillbillyNinja

      Chuck Norris does not say 'Oh shit'.

      • Yogi Bear

        Of course Chuck Norris doesn't say that…the mountain does.

    • AlMart

      That poor mountain had to be terrified when this pic was taken. Rest in peace, Everest.

    • hightwr

      Actually the rope is a tow line for Chuck Norris to pull 2 mountains back together that had split.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lwegleitner Logan Wegleitner

    #1 last time TheChive flew this pic there was an uproar because of the air show accident. Funny how much a year can change people's perspectives.

    • soft taco juice

      How many air show accidents happen. Seems like we see more pics/vids of these things all the time. Isn't it getting to the point where these events might be irresponsible?

      • liberalcanleave

        By your reasoning we should ban driving.

        • Tsu

          Maybe we should. It doesn't seem reasonable to give everyone the means to kill a dozen people by one slip of the hand or a second of unawareness (? sorry, not a native speaker), to which there is really nothing comparable. I am fully aware of the consequences, but obviously rarely find anyone to agree 🙂 no flaming…

          • Tim

            Ahhh yes, the "I'm so scared of my inevitable death, that I wont live my life in a vain attempt to avoid it" Logic.

            Isn't there a padded cube you can lock yourself away in, so everybody can still go have fun without having to listen to your retarded reasoning?

      • RonnyDaBear

        I'm pretty sure the odds of being hit by a jet at an air show are comparable to being struck by lightning. I think eating at Sizzlers is more dangerous than attending an air show.

        • Woody

          i like your comment about sizzlers….no homo

    • Anjou

      Actually, this air show was in my hometown, Lethbridge. Pilot survived, no one hurt. What was the uproar even about?

      • Tony

        Yup, only thing lost was the jet and a bunch of grass. What's left of the wreckage is sitting a couple hundred feet from where I work here in Cold Lake.

  • jo-dye

    The mountain tries to climb Chuck Norris

    #2

    • ljjjjjjjj

      chuck woldn't use ropes

  • Alpha_Dog

    #5
    Been there, done that, have the scars to prove it.

  • l0ptbuk

    What worries me most about #19 is that there are TWO darts in him

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      He clearly needed to be told twice.

    • Smitty

      Yea I noticed that too, was somebody pissed at him or was this a stupid dare?

    • Oh ok

      There aren't 2 darts. It's a shadow.

      • Eze_Kiel

        A fully colored and three dimensional shadow

      • ...

        Look a little lower by his kidney

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I'm sure the first dart was quickly followed by, "What? That all ya got?". With a, "No…I've got another……thunk"

    • AllanA

      That made me say "OH SHIT!!" out loud in the office…

      • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

        I did too!

    • Son of Mongo

      And THIS, Chivers, is why I lay off the alcohol.

    • naluukti

      My sentiments exactly! One I could understand – it was a mistake and a funny story. But two…!

    • Si1entStatic

      well that's because he just got out of the tub using Bath Salts. Poor victim only got 2 darts off before falling.

    • Kyle

      He's probably just playing chardeemacdennis, and attempting now to flinch.

  • MinervaMink

    #13 Do I even want to know what happened here? …I kind of do but I think I might cry…

    • ckron247

      Spiders, lots and lots of spiders!

      • nevermore

        i say we nuke it from orbit….

    • ShouldBeWorkin

      Yeah… and they can keep it! I'd NEVER want that thing back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/miroslav.dimovski Miroslav Dimovski

      Where are you from. you look amazing how come you arent posting pics on here.

      • Bill Murray

        creepy motherfucker.

    • FoolOfATook

      The only appropriate thing to do hear is burn it to the ground.

      • Spelling Police

        *here

        • Douchebag Police

          Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me..

          • Commander Feral

            Step aside, the Enforcers will handle this!

            • hakai20

              SWAT KATS!

              • flying4

                I cant remember there names what we they that was an awesome toon

      • Son of Mongo

        Actually, that would be the best thing to do, for real. Spider webs burn really easily, and spiders themselves, well, burn like any other creature. Lighting the car 's exterior on fire, provided the gas tank doesn't explode from the heat, would clear it all away in a matter of seconds.

        • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

          play with fire much? and how would you know how well other creatures burn?!? O_o

          • STFU

            !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?! O_o

          • Frank

            I know how well other creatures burn becasue bacon & steak.

          • Son of Mongo

            Because I use matches to clear out cobwebs and/or any spiders occupying them in the storage space in my house. They're annoyingly fond of 'repossessing' the doorknob, and I got bored of other means.

    • Sicko

      Tentworms

      • Frank

        That was my first guess. Spiders typically eat each other. That looks like caterpillaresque.

    • hakai20

      The owner bought a new car. That's what happened.

  • Name

    Hey Chive! You should throw a few more ads on the main page… I don't think you've fucked it up enough yet!

    • Sean

      would you prefer they not make any money and not be able to do their job you selfish prick?

      • Anotherwes

        Firefox with Adblock Plus – there ya go

        • wdh

          Firefox has turn to shit.. Usin Chrome now..

      • oyea

        well i do, only because i know they take these pics from various other sites and making easy ass money exploiting the popularity of this site. They should just sell t-shirts and REMOVE THE GODDAMN ADS. That is all..

      • Name

        Are you kidding? It's not like they are struggling to make ends meet here. They have a fucking office on the beach!

      • Habsy

        They could just start a donation page, I'm sure we would all chip in.

    • the_mike

      Someone needs a lesson in internet. This isn't 1995, the bubble has burst. Someone has to pay for this shit.

    • 13Aliens

      what ads?

    • willpowerthru

      I'll try to find the guy that's holding your family hostage and making you come to a free website.

  • tv_paul

    #20 Can I fill her up for you miss? Oh you prefer to pump it yourself…damn.

    • Macro

      Great bum!

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann Mathieu

      Find Her ! B)

    • insanely great

      some gas for gas?

    • Si1entStatic

      Grass, ass, or cash….. no one pumps for free……

    • Mars

      Am I the only one concerned that her car is on while she is pumping?

      • Jupiter

        Probably just keepin it running in case someone tries to rape her and she needs to make a clean getaway.

  • RossC86

    #22 Sad, loved that cd cover as a kid..

    • JOHN

      She is close to 50 and has had several lifetimes of jizz infusions and methed out weekend binges.

      • Pete

        She's 43.

    • Jay

      I'd still hit it!

    • Derp

      I am fuckin crushed

    • zighawk73

      I'm a little confused at some of the drug/sad/shocked reactions. That album cover is 13 years old. Is it sad cause you guys are aging? She doesn't really look that bad considering her profession and lifestyle. I've seen a lot worse then and now pictures than this on this site alone. I mean yeah, she was smoking hot when she was 30, but then so was I.

      • Habsy

        Yep, that chick from That 70's show is hela fooked.

    • Blinker 32

      Gentlemen, its been almost 15 years.
      And she's not wearing make-up.
      She's actually looking pretty good all things considered

    • the_mike

      <img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Janine_Lindemulder_2010.jpg/220px-Janine_Lindemulder_2010.jpg>

      This was her 2 years ago…with makeup. That kind of softens the blow a little bit…

      • LOU

        yeah not so bad, with 5 pounds of makeup, a wig and photoshop, that skanked out druggie almost looks doable……..

        • the_mike

          Meh, the more beer I have in my system, the less the above mentioned items are required. In direct proportion of each other of course…

        • Ron Swanson

          guaranteed every chick you fap to wears makeup. if you think otherwise you've obviously never been with a real woman.

          • Tim

            The never been with a woman is pretty much a given.

            • Habsy

              HAHA Nice.

    • Danno

      She was cool till she started screwing black guys to get back at Jesse!

    • the_mike

      Wait wait wait, so this was her mugshot. Source http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/01/jesse-j

      Then this is what she looked like right out of jail?!?!
      http://www.dramarama.ca/2011/01/jesses-ex-leaves-

      Um, makeup = awesome.

    • Sebastian

      I totally still would and I'm guessing it might be one of the better sessions of my life consider the woman did it professionally for years.

    • coinbank

      Say what you want….but yes i still would

    • Poke4Life

      Many dreams just died…

    • Dr_Batman

      Cocaine's a hell of a drug…or in this case maybe crack.

    • jake the snake

      would bang

  • Anjin-SAn

    #22 oh shit shit shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    #8 could be hot! #28 looks painful…

    • Oltimey

      #8, just so you know she is paddling in shit. That photo is from the Duluth flood. This is where all the sewers and storm drain merged and flooded out several areas of the city. So she may look hot, but not the brightest bulb in the bunch.

      • Tim

        I don't get it, she's doing it to herself.

    • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

      she probably needs someone to kiss it to make it feel better

  • leighk93

    #13 Spiders can keep dat shit

    • Son of Mongo

      KILL THEM WITH FIRE.

  • Static

    #4 is she naked? and… why??? wtf! that looks COLD

    • morebeer

      I was kinda wondering what the hell is happening here

    • http://www.wagonmusic.com Mo'Phat

      Yep…naked…Russians.

    • Rhys

      It's an article from a diving mag. She's diving naked with belugas in Russia so they are more comfortable and interact with her.

  • BetaNDA

    #2 Chuck Norris isn't climbing that rock, he's pulling the planet down.

  • Friar Tuck

    #20 Lucky bastard!

    • wdh

      surprise buttsex! couldn't resist.. sorry..

  • Rodi

    #20 How do we make this a trend?

    • Rodi

      I got it! We need signs out side of every gas station…………….. Filing up gas…Show us your ass.

    • AllanA

      How about a new post call "Girls bored at gas stations"…. then let the fun begin

  • gosmallboobs

    #20 yes

  • Strizzle

    #2
    This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

    • Turd Fergusion

      Thanks Capt. Obvious

    • wall-e

      Chuck is hunting you now for that dumbass comment.

      • Turbodude

        already found and already dead I would assume

      • Strizzle

        Chuck is a faggot who needs someone change his depends.

    • Jawbone

      WOW GOOD ONE STRIZZLE! NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

    • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

      i could say something mean…. but i wont.

      everybody gets one…

      • Strizzle

        Thanks, cunt!

        • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

          you're very welcome! i figured bearing your own stupidity was degrading enough ,but next time you say something dumb on the internet expect people to troll you. if you're going to get butt hurt about it then shut your fucking mouth

          plus i love how you're an ass to the only person who was being nice to you… retard…

    • MAs

      It's a route called 3 Degrees of Separation, 5.14d, put up by honorary Chiver Chris Sharma who is more of a beast than Chuck Norris ever was. It's in Ceuse France

  • tmoney

    #16
    In Soviet Russia, bike rides you.

    • yodabiri

      will people stop making the "in soviet russia" comments. The Soviet Union collapsed get over it! Plus Yakov Smirnov is not even Russian.

      • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

        it's a fricken joke dude! stop getting your panties in a bundle…

  • tv_paul

    #5 Wisely, Ed Begley Jr gave up his attempt at becoming a pro skater .

  • ckron247

    #24 That is a shame. I hate seeing these pics.

    • Son of Mongo

      Funny, I love them. They got nothing better to do then drive like maniacs because they have an expensive car? Then they deserve to wreck and total them. Things like this never "just happen," there's always someone who's doing what they shouldn't be doing and causing an accident because of it.

      • ckron247

        What I hate to see is a beautiful piece of design and engineering be destroyed by some asshat that has money but no idea how to drive. If you drive like an idiot, it doesn't matter if you are driving a Ferrari or a Honda you will cause an accident eventually. We just hope that you don't kill someone in the process.

      • john

        yes son of mongo. u are a retard

      • Dr_Batman

        Yes, because driving an expensive car automatically means you deserve to get in a horrible wreck.

      • Daywalker

        This was December 2011 heading to Hiroshima Japan. One of the drivers of a convoy of exotics cars attempted to change lanes & lost control on a rain soaked highway. The others crashed trying to avoid him, eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini and three Mercedes-Benz were all involved.

        Think this is bad, check out the Holland 2004 Ferrari/Maserati Dealership fire.

  • BGrimsleyII

    #22
    How the mighty have fallen…

    • TCSthesecond

      take off your pants and jacket?

      • BGrimsleyII

        I could, but what would that do?

        • BGrimsleyII

          I'd rather get an enema…

          • coinbank

            Still would…..i think it is from the lasting impression she gave me when i was young

            • Tim

              Yeah, I recall a spread that has her with her tongue up Jezebels ass. It was… memorable.

      • coinbank

        think BG missed the reference…..i got it tho, nice one lol

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