Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #10 DAMN #49 MOAR, Love the DAR, best part of the day!

    • Uncle Knuckle

      #33 to you BabyfartzMangina

      • Mike

        Why is everyone hating on this guy, the girls he posted are hot and the DAR is amazing!

        • Hook

          Stick around and you'll find out.

        • babyfuckoff

          don't forget to log back in, babyfart. "Anonymously" defending yourself…you are the WORST.

    • Jesse


    • Trav1121

      Just getting annoying now, Mr. Fart…

    • yourmom

      I can only imagine how annoying you are Christmas morning. "Wool socks awesome mom!!!!! MOAR!!! Best wool socks evarrrr!!!!!!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hahhahhahahha. Bfm aint bad tho

    • Ethix

      I see you didn't take my advice from yesterday, Mr. Babyfartmagizax. I would like to reiterate my previous assertion that you are indeed a gargler of ballsacks, and I hope that you get pubic lice.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hahahahah. Bfm is like the national anthen. No one enjoys it but the tradition is so deep, can u really hate him for it?

    • Gayfer

      From now on when I see " moar, stunning, find her" automatic thumb down. We get it. We know they are sexy… Does originality count for anything…?

      • douche baggins

        I love how all the comments are about him, and not the photos… :S

      • Tru Chiver

        of course originality doesn't count for anything here. THIS. IS. THE CHIVE!!! sarah jessica parker looks like a horse. justin bieber looks like a girl. still a better love story than twilight. KCCO

      • mickey

        Basement dwellers…

    • Dave Grohl

      you're so fucking useless………

    • Knockout_Ned

      Babyqueef & etcrr need to move in together without any computers so they can amuse each other back & forth & have no connection to the outside world.

      Also if you're a #10 fan, you'll like this http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgmmbz_hillary-f

    • Fuvis xD


  • gosmallboobs

    #2 Wow, an interracial blow up doll.

    • chivefoundit

      Kid on shoulders in back is learning valuable life lessons…

    • InvertedCheeze

      er….. trekkie convention????

      at a quick glance…. the black one looks like a man… with bewbs….

    • The_Dood

      You mean the front is black and the back is asian?

    • tv_paul

      "Jersey Shore" auditions perhaps?

      • suck me dry

        suck me dry perhaps

    • jack

      Wait, how can a single body by "interracial"?

      • Dave Grohl

        because chivers are retarded.

    • Shiftycap1

      Wait, if it gets a hole would a bandaid be acceptable, even if it doesn't match?

  • Nick_FTW

    #10 me gusta

    • jreddy23

      The amazing Hilary Fisher…nsfw

      • Wantomas

        OOH, NICE ONE J.


    • P.Villa

      'Mi' gusta. You fucking idiot.

      • jreddy23

        You sir are Wrong!

      • Rupert

        "'Mi' gusta. You fucking idiot. "

        you must be new to the internets

      • BroMontana

        The real Pancho wouldn't have botched that

      • Ernesto

        lol so wrong, learn to escribir español idiot

        • P.Villa

          I didn't say you could stop mowing my lawn, beaner.

    • James

      Too fake for my liking.

    • Knockout_Ned
  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 and a perfect first time if you ask me. nice!

    • BOOM!

      Need MOAR!
      Want to MOARtorboat!

    • 650

      and #8. double whammy.

    • bored

      thumbs up and moar pls

  • Nick

    #2 looks like my kind of party!

    • NJ all gay

      there's a lot of dudes at "your kind of party".

      • Tru Chiver

        photo from the last chive get together. KCCO

      • Nick

        Just the way I like it….

    • Johnny K.

      Wow… That genuinely made me laugh out loud… Good job, Nick!

      • Johnny K.

        I'm still baffled why I found that so funny!

        • GuinessHangover

          im baffled as to why that had so many thumbs down… Nick I'll party with you any time!

          • Nick

            Thanks man, they're all just a bunch of haters. Party on!

      • Nick

        Thanks Johnny! KCCO

  • slim

    #39 Reading is fundamental.

    • Guest

      Only 3 more sleeps til Canada Day!:D

    • good jeff

      Imagine the possibilities! Look at all the books!

  • *dash*

    #10 is the DAR winner

    • gosmallboobs

      I like #30 as well, for the win I mean.

      • jeff donuts

        i wanna slap dat ass

    • Justin Cider

      Yes she is!

  • mtguy1

    well hello #10

    • Dylan

      Hillary Fisher. As far as her pics go, this one is crap. Google her. Now.

  • Larry

    #10 and #34 Natural beauties. Can we all join efforts in finding them????

    • Habsy

      #10 Pretty sure there's nothing natural about Hilary Fisher.

      • LdS

        close enough. HAHAHA

        • Lmao

          Her old old ex husband was all natural. Opened his natural leather wallet and paid for her nose and horrible boob job. Google her! She travels the world and leaves her kid with her ex. Two thumbs up!

    • #387

      Amish girl, thine phone takes a lovely picture. How does it work without the electricity? #34

      • its_forge

        That's a daguerreotype.

  • Sick350Z

    #6 Yes, I'll just follow you. #33 Hey! Fuck you too!

    • HatBomb

      I stared at 6 for more then a few seconds hoping it was a GIF.

      • Imzkid

        Got me too.

    • Heh

      #6 looks a bit like the lovely Erin… ❤

  • AtlChiver

    #7 Ron Fuckin' Swanson!

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      I want All the Bacon an Eggs you have ;D

    • tBaynes

      i’ve been dying for a Ron Swanson shirt

      • nwf

        I've been wondering if they would bring it back. I get comments on mine every time I wear it.

    • tv_paul

      ‘Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.’

  • LdS

    #34 Are we talking PA Amish country??

    • phil

      i hope so

    • yes

      Or Ohio

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Ohio is for criminal beard cutting Amish.

    • geoff

      good ole Lancaster PA perhaps..

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Lancaster County, Pa mother fucka! I've been known to roll mad deep in the southern end of the county

        • Rick James, Bitch

          quiet down, white boy.

    • chiver

      I see amish in wawa talking on cellphones buying 5 hour energy all the time dont believe the hype

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Stunning first-timer

    • jewbacca

      I just stopped what I was doing when I saw her

  • First


    • Tim Horton


      • This is Stupid


        • ckron247


          • James Woods


            • Clutch101

              Can I play too?

              • Kristen

                You're all retarded twats.

  • beans

    #2 ahhh, the art of foreplay…

  • Tim Horton


    • NJ all gay

      you're a coffee store.

      • Tim Horton

        Not just coffee! We have a wide range of pastries and deli style sandwiches! I recommend trying our trade marked Timbits next time your in one of our fine establishments.

        • NJ all gay


          • Tim Horton

            Too hot on a sunny summer afternoon? Stop by and try one of our Iced Lattes to beat the heat!

            • Canadianmedic

              I like your lemonade and rude cashiers the best…

        • Spelling Police

          *you're – stay in school.

          • B-Moref

            No, easy there "spelling police.". It is definitely "your" opposed to "you're"… How does "I like you are lemonade" make any relatively sense? Do not use the name if you do not know proper diction. Ass wipe.

            • Machew

              Actually, if you'll notice he was replying to Tim's statement…….therefore it is you're. Like "next time you are in one of our fine establishments". It's a moot point but a point all the same.

          • Dave Grohl

            no one gives a fuck – fuck off.

            • NJ all gay

              missing Kurt, much?

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 The guy is a god.

    • Wantomas

      Agreed. The true embodiment of theChive.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        I nominate him for Most Interesting Man in the World and new Dos Equis spokesman 😉

        • Imzkid

          I demand it.

          • John

            i butt-fuck it

    • Some girl

      I knew you would enjoy this pic Chive

    • pritter72

      "If someone asks if you're a god say yes!"

    • FuckBill

      Also beat his wife, yet somehow only Chris Brown gets shit for that.

      • Wantomas

        According to his estranged wife who was trying to fight a pre-nup. Get your facts together, man.

    • Boo

      He's "a god, not the god." – Groundhog Day

    • Patches

      Oooooh a celebrity! Celebrities are so much cooler than us regular folks! Looks at Bill Murray – he goes to bars and ball games and does regular people stuff! Just like regular people! OMG how cool!

      Serious question for all you Bill Murray nut huggers – did you all go around wearing Bill Murray tshirts and proclaiming him god, etc before everyone on the chive decided he was the cool new thing? Or are you just jumping on the bandwagon because everyone else says he's so cool and you want to fit in? Some of you may have been fans or enjoyed his movies, but how many of you HONESTLY went around screaming about "Bill Fucking Murray" before it became the cool thing to do?

      • holyshit

        Uh.. Me. Since like 1987 when I was five. He has been that cool to me for that long.

      • reteP

        I've been a fan ever since I was 6 cause ghostbusters kicks ass. And I have my daughter loving ghostbusters at 3. "There, chew on that gibberish for awhile, you heartless scum!". – bill murray. Where the buffalo roam

      • MorleyDotes

        We don't need no stinkin' Patches!

      • Hot girl

        Yes patches! I need a cigarette after all that. I love a strong opinion even if I have no stance what so ever.

      • Turrebo

        This probably will get me a shitload of thumbs down, but I have to agree with Patches here.

        Bill Murray is a great actor, he really is (I saw Groundhog Day more times than I'd like to admit), but someone turned him into a meme, and now you can't criticize him, or do anything else than loudly worship him in the comments section.

        As far as I understand, on The Chive you can't

        * Criticize America (kicking the crap out of other countries / nationalities is o.k. though)
        * Treat Bill Murray like anything less than the Lord of Lords / King of Kings

        but must

        * Shout 'MOAR!' at the sight of boobs
        * Shout 'Find her!' at the sight of non-famous boobs
        * Thumb down Paula (o.k., it's hard not to)
        * End a response to some army-related picture with 'thank you for your service', even when that service is killing people because America wants to have power in some oil-rich obscure country.

        The response to the story of Taylor Morris, though, was genuine and from the heart. That was awesome!

        • lol

          Bill "washed up old actor" Murray is soo cool. Now shut up and buy t-shirts with his face on them and give us your money u dumb fags.

  • whyme1973

    #13 There is so much hotness going on here. Damn. Send more, please.

    • big_james

      I am thinking she needs to come down to the Chive Office and become a Chivette of the week.

    • Beev

      is that a tampon string in the first pic!? Gross

      • thatguy

        I hope for your sake, you are joking.

      • its_forge

        What're you, five?

        • Dave Grohl

          says the 65 year old.

          • its_forge

            Not even close, and how dare you use that exceedingly cool and marvelous man's name to post bullshit replies on a forum.

            • Dave Grohl

              know him personally from the '84 D.C. scene. u jelly?

              • Bob

                You are not he, Arlandria. Now GTFO.

    • MikeyG

      Jessilee. Find her on Instagram. She's got way more!

    • blues

      Keep Calm & Stay Well Armed

    • Karl

      Good to see a lovely girl who has an AR, and doesn't look like she's going to accidentally damage her perfect breasts, of which there is a shortage in the world. Or shoot the photographer.

      • Wesley


      • 3smash

        Love the princess bride quote!


    Chive all MF DAY

  • Brent f

    #10 is the perfect woman!

    • True

      Great cook! Bad mother!

    • biggles

      No such thing.

      Just remember. Some guy, somewhere, is tired of her shit.

      • Knockout_Ned

        This comment has been retired. Didn't you get the memo?

  • http://twitter.com/HBSS82 @HBSS82

    #13 MOAR!

    • MattKL

      Dear diary: Jackpot!

    • ckron247

      I love chicks with guns!!!

  • whyme1973

    #30 They are right. Send more, send often.

    • Daniel Tosh

      can I smell your butt

  • Tillman61

    #8 Awesome tummy. Please come back! #30 This needs more research, but you seem to be hearing the truth.

    • Kev

      Love em both!! MOAR please

  • John Daniel

    #8 PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE YOUR ONLY TIME!!! Honey, you are fucking gorgeous!!

    • _ThisGuy_

      Yes, it would be tragic if it were your last time.

      • anony

        why the hell did i have to scroll so far for someone to talk about this chick, hottest girl thechive has ever posted

        • gosmallboobs

          She is damn sexy, you are right.

          • comall01

            Yeah, what they said ^

            • Ricdo

              Moar! Please moar!

  • boob_cuddle

    #10 gorgeous and stunning are words that come to mind.

    • Stephen

      Butt and Boobs and Sexytime are the words that are coming to my mind

    • Dylan

      I'd give her the best 45 seconds of my life.

      • tv_paul

        So you're including foreplay, good move. Then maybe a frozen waffles break then repeat these steps over & over until fully depleted of all bodily fluid or death. Either way you're happy fella.

      • A Gentleman

        i'd fuck her in the ass and piss in her face, if you know what i mean.

        • Kristen

          I bet she'd pay extra for that.

    • Falthor

      #10 breathtaking… this is what i mean about a model, a makeup team, and a good photographer can take a pretty lady and make her an absolute BOMBSHELL. And 69 comes to mind for me…

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