Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • hi.


    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Get nutted!

      "yea i nutted. So?!"-

      • hggh

        u sir are a horrible person

      • hggh

        I hope that every. single. person. on the chive goes to your twitter and does #douchebag

        • hggh

          wait i actually went to the guys twitter. this is pretty much all he does. he seems to be doing this to get attention. don't feed the troll, he's probably only 1,000 more downvotes away from leaving his moms basement or something. don't feed.


          • Britney

            my balls itch so fuckin bad right now

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Hahhahah thanku. Foreal

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Ppl never reply to me its so annoying. I encourage u to tweet me regardless. All attention is welcomed #gottagetfamoussomehow right? #wellunlessitinvolvesdicksnshit

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Britney ur comment is lol.

            Now for u hgh:
            Congrats u clicked on a link. A link that i provided hoping and knowing full well ppl could (and would thanks to u) hit me up on twtr. However, sarcasm aside, your self proclaimed knowledge/power and appearent 5th grade level (maybe 6th) research skills are mightily impressive. I never would have guessed that someone who calls themself hgh could use a cpu let alone learn how to use links. Not to mention that your trolling skillz r far superior to mine. You did soil my name afterall, and that is commendable. But, being that this is twiter and its 4am, i would like to let everyone know that hgh will NOT stop me from doin my thang! I will continue to troll on twitter and now will look for hgh comments esspecialy. That is, if hes a standup gentleman and continues using his pen name. #ithinkmyuseoftwitterishot #betterthanusingtwitterforitsintendedpurpose ay mate?

            • derp


    • Holy Shit WTF.


  • Vic

    #30 nice view…

    • dude

      you sir are correct.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea i nutted. So?!-

      • hggh

        so you are retarded

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Lolz aye aye mate

    • http://www.facebook.com/brendan.byron.9 Brendan Byron


      • 984eh


  • Brad

    #30 that's my early morning rise!

    • Wieldop


      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Worldclass player

  • p$d

    #2 Gelato be kidding me!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea i nutted in that.so???!!

    • Damien Loki

      I assure you, I am nut

  • Chuck D.

    #27. Natural selection strikes again!

  • 3MC

    Tase me bro! I'll stand right here.

    • 3MC

      fuck…#3 (I'm blazed. I forgot)

  • hggh

    #9 instant snow angel. just add water!

    • Dvwhite

      This is how I felt when KU lost the national championship to uni-brow. RCJH anyway!

    • Feeder of Trolls

      You spelled Vodka wrong.

  • hggh

    #12 Uncle Sam when smokey the bear said only you can prevent forest fires I don't think he meant this

    • ThatGuy

      Its Smokey Bear not Smokey the Bear you dummy.

  • J.K.H.

    #4 "Get away from her you BITCH!!!"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahahha lolz. Thought the same thing mate. Aye aye!

      Get nutted! Smoke ice

    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      Haha, Funny but I don't think people got the Aliens reference…

    • Si1entStatic

      I will say that if I was physically handy capped and had a choice between this and a motorized wheel chair…. people on the sidewalks will have something to fear now…..

      Optional accessory should be a Gatling gun

  • hggh

    #5 I guess you could call it *puts on glasses* his mug shot YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea i nutted to that dog. Soo???

      Even busted a nut to this comment

  • Trav1121

    #24 Never wear catnip-laced clothes on blind dates, cuz you never know if she will be a crazy cat lady! Haha

    • gunnersaurus

      maybe those were jewish cats? :)

      • AndreLei

        So what? Just because there's a German flag he's a nazi? This is so rediculous.

  • JJJ

    #15 – God, some of them go down so easily.
    And speaking of going down easily, MOAR #30, please!

    • Matt

      I think the point of #15 was the obvious play interference by the ref, who deliberately shoves the pass receiver.


      It's a No Contact sport bud, for the ref to force Keith Andrews to the ground as he recieved the ball show's the ref was fucking blind to start with. Plus he played on as if nothing happened. TWATEREE = TOTALITY!

    • thatguy

      Looks like #8 needs some lessons from Messi

  • hggh

    #26 guys thought bubble "know I know what my penis feels like"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea i dont zip my dick like ben stiller

  • hggh

    #17 EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. I leave the house, almost get to my car and God's like HURRICANE GALE FROM THE HEAVENS TO MESS UP HIS HAIR!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhaaha . NICKY CAGE #thatsmahboii!

    • stevO

      The chaotic hair line of a puertorican beetlejuice

    • nuccabay

      do you guys really care? i sure as shit dont

    • http://www.facebook.com/reginald.vonfinkerschnitzel Reginald von Finkerschnitzel

      yet another rip from 9gag

  • tapsnapornap

    #24 needs #20…and it's a scam!

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's why it's only a dollar.

      • genki desu yo

        and it even has bonus uncanny cat tales!!!!!!

  • hggh

    #1 I love how the grandma has her foot up to try and catch the kid too. haha this photo has so much win XD

    • mojo77

      It would have win if the photo wasn't posed and the quad wasnt being help up by a piece of wood

  • RealZoo

    #9 #27 …Definite FAIL!!!

  • hggh

    #8 i'm always finding myself in situations when i'm like "if only i had a pistol with a rifle butt on it and a 24 inch barrel." does this happen to anyone else?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Yea i bet

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Lets be real we r all comenting at 3 am so dont get so #butthurt

    • Walla

      In Metro 2033 it happened to me, mine even had a scope!

    • map

      "For A Few Dollars More" 1965

      • PoorDawg

        thank you! i couldnt remember which one it was for the life of me. Lee van Cleef ftw

  • RomRom

    #14 Vancouver Land Bridge, about 3 miles from where I live. I've never seen anyone actually walk across it.

    • luke

      blew my mind when i saw it cuz i drive under it all the time for work. pretty cool!

    • Anon

      Because the bridge is across a freeway with a giant grass field on one side and train tracks on the other…

  • Stevie Jay

    Those who talk about it all the time are the ones who're deprived it of it the most…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Those who talk about people who talk about nutting not actually nutting are thosr who are jealous of that person nutting.??

      Remember hos: misery loves nutting!

      • Stevie Jay

        You're not making any sense at all, please stop talking before you really make an idiot out of yourself.
        Damn, too late.

        • 984eh

          sounds like Stevie got nutted all over his face

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Good one brah

          Now get nutted!

  • hggh

    #20 I already learned how to talk to my cat from the myeowmix commercials "i want chicken i want liver meowmix meowmix please deliver"

    • wdh

      lol your on a roll with the comments today. *tilts hat

  • HonoluluChiver

    #29 I want to try that because I'm a man and…..well….I would probably get my ass kicked. Still freaking sweet though.

    • hggh

      I don't usually tug of war. but when i do it's with a fucking tiger. stay thirsty my friends

    • Harmonica33

      where is this zoo i wanna try this so bad

    • lol

      Then I'd have to explain to the zoo why there's a huge pile of ground cat on the "people side" of the fence when I pull the cat through that chainlink.

    • Ttom

      This is at Busch gardens Tampa. I work right next to this attraction and I've seen three grown men pulling against a tiger and getting whooped by that tiger pretty easily.

    • http://www.facebook.com/BadWolf5 Ryan Page

      I never knew this until now, but I've always wanted to play tug-o-war with a tiger!!

    • LOL

      I'm going to that place so that tiger can make a complete fool out of me.

  • conreeze

    #30 hhELLO!

  • Turbodude

    The part of the game that I hate…bunch of farking floppers

    • hggh

      he then proceeds to give number 8 a red card

    • Flox

      Yes, cause if I ran into you with a run up and caught you from behind, by surprise, you'd just stand there like nothing happened, cooly withstanding my attempts to push you down.

    • Turbodude

      Come on, admit it. For professional "athletes", they are the most easily tripped and or pushed down bunch in the world with an incredibly low tolerance for pain. Can't hardly watch the damn sport because of it. If they would just play hard for 90 minutes and knock off the bullshit it might actually be watchable.

      • Child Please

        What are you blind? All of that was on the ref lol What a dumb ass. Stupidest thing I saw in Euro 12

        • Turbodude

          I am talking in general terms toward the entire sport…..What are you, stupid?

          • KISSmyLUVGUN

            Some players are a torture to watch alright, Christiano Ronaldo, Nani, Drogba being the worst culprits. But Germany and Italy are poetry in motion here, and me tinks you're missing it. Also Keith Andrews Doesnt go down easy.

            • Turbodude

              Dude I love football….just don't like the guys that flop like dead carp at the slightest touch……thats all I'm sayin.

          • Child Please

            Your generalities are genius. I love how you put quotes around athletes lol That says everything you need to know about your level of competence you dumb ass. I bet the most athletic thing you've done this week is masturbate ha

            • Turbodude

              Listen Child Please, If you couldn't grasp the context of my harmless yet true remarks that reflect the sentiment of millions of us that love the sport but hate all the theatrics, then I am sorry that I called you stupid. That was unchive like of me. But I am curious why you took my remarks so personally and felt that you had to jump my shit in such an immature way.

  • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

    Fuk yea!! Get NUTTEd!!!

    Hos get nutted!
    Smoke ice!

    • Don113

      What the actual fuck are you on about?

    • Stevie Jay

      Meth is a hell of a drug.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Aye aye mates! Poke me on twitter!
        And ay, im on a drug called love now. No more ice # 48hoursclean #feelslike2years

        • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

          48 hours clean? Dood there's glue and paint in the cupboard. Go sniff some.

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