Darwin’s exceptions (32 Photos)

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  • Mikey

    #3 KILL IT!!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/freddielioneljones Freddie Jones

      I'd hit dat ass

      • Matt

        With a truck, I hope.

        • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

          LMAO!!!!!!!

          • Krazy_K

            i love you, whore!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Foques Arseny M

      in soviet russia….

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

      wtf is it…???

    • Taco_Depot

      This is the ONLY thing you want to kill with fire in this post? God bless ya

  • RealZoo

    #1 #7 #26….Damn Darwin! How did you let these slip past you?

    • KCCOMAN

      He was too busy doing his cousin.

    • bdg

      I don't understand why no one will hire me???????

      • Yuri

        Smoke shops would hire him but how many can there be? (to the Darwin Failures) For God's sake son get help

    • DaddyD

      You need to understand Darwin … evolution will attack the NEXT generation. These … creatures … are unlikely to have viable offspring.

    • Defrosty

      Shit like #26 piss me off so much, I was born with my right ear missing and to see these assholes ruin their perfectly fine ears is just completely insulting…. It's like going up to someone in a wheelchair and showing them the bigass chunk you chopped off your leg because you mistakenly think it looks cool.

    • SockMoney17

      Damn Blue states

  • patrick907

    ok noted B is the new C

  • dermph

    you can't fix stupid… #28

    • mishai

      hmm if its guy from 29 its make sence why he chose C:D…its C-man:)

      • Spelling Police

        *sense – stay in school.

    • Yuri

      You can fix stupid with a shotgun to the head

    • Drew

      I have a feeling the guy did this as a trolling. Probably didn't need the grade anyway.

      • dumb

        ^ can't read

      • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

        LOL dude he failed the class because of it… read the letter silly!

    • Yeah

      I hope that ID number isn't his social. That's a double fail.

      • tyler

        I'm guessing you have not been to college yet, but you're never asked to put your social on an exam…that makes no sense. That number is probably his student ID.

        • Guest

          We used our social a lot on test, I just finished school…

          • tyler

            I doubt that is true, especially judging by your writing. If you did, I'm sure as hell glad I didn't go to your school.

            • https://www.facebook.com/RockItRubyRaveItRoo Michelle Saucedo

              We did my first year of college. They're changing it slowly but surely for obvious reasons.

        • Yeah

          It could be just coincidence that it looks a lot like a social and is the same number of fucking digits. And don't guess; it makes you look like an asshole.

          • tyler

            Maybe our definitions of what an asshole is are different; however, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't guessing. Everyone makes assumptions and judgements, regardless of the "don't judge a book by its cover" saying. Or are you just that naive? This is the internet, get used to it.

    • Capone

      Ron White.

    • lols

      it is possible, that it still doesn't make a difference if he learned that material or not in his life. The grade will for sure though

    • shadowstein

      this guy fails so hard it makes my teeth hurt

  • Matt

    #27 Wow. That is beyond stupid.

    #9 Why? She is so cute

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      She has the crazy eyes though….

      • Ernesto

        Thats freaking hilarious! I hadn't noticed that and once I read your comment I can't stop the psycho music from playing in my head

      • Bryan

        just cover her crazy eyes with man goop…close enough

    • http://twitter.com/tlaing1 @tlaing1

      I still think she's hot even with crazy eyes……

    • wolfbastion

      cause chive hates any and all tattoos.

  • IGGY

    A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son" …. How can this be??

    • Matt

      Shut up.

    • Knob

      Two fathers?

    • Tyy

      It's his mother.

    • milly

      The Surgeon is his mother.

    • MikeOverHere

      Clearly, Tyy and Milly are new to the Chive. Can't be the mother. She's at home cleaning the house.

      • nemesis

        You don't speak for everyone here. Your persistent sexism isn't funny, it just makes you an asshole. The fact that you probably won't heed anyone's advice to stop is just a sign of your immaturity and probable inability to grasp what your attitude is actually contributing to.

        • NTD

          You realize you just tempted MikeOverHere to NEVER stop. LMAO! Thanks cause it was funny.

        • Capone

          get over it. get a sense of humor you stupid bitch.

        • no doors

          Why are you typing remarks on a computer? Have you cleaned the entire house yet? If so, then dinner must need to be made!

        • Colton

          that means your a woman. who's opinion means nothing cuz u should be makin my sandwich godDAMMIT!!!!!!

        • elguapo80

          shut it

        • Knowles138

          Tits or gtfo

      • LDaus

        I thought it was funny 😀 xx Aussie chivette

        • NPH

          The horse's name was Friday!

          • Mr Bombastic

            That made me laugh….a lot. Well played NPH…..well played

    • Zito

      Nice riddle, tin cup

    • Methos

      I first heard this riddle posed to Archie Bunker. He couldn't figure it out.

    • Cowboy1354

      Tyy is right The surgeon is his mother. Just to show my age this exact riddle was on the Cosby Show.

    • squib

      easy, the kids mother was a whore, she got some other guys to raise her kid and the surgeon was the kids biological father.

      • Gmoney

        Seems legit

    • Frank

      The surgeon is some dumb broad that got knocked up years ago at a Metallica concert.

    • http://www.brentapetrie.com brentapetrie

      The riddle clearly states that the man who died is the father, not the son. So the surgeon was HIS father, the "son" in the accident is his grandson.

      • http://brentapetrie.com brentapetrie

        NVM. Mother.

  • https://www.facebook.com/freddielioneljones Freddie Jones

    #32 funny as fuk…

    • QTheLibertine

      Maybe he could have run faster if he pulled his pants up?

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    Oh man, classic. #28

    • MakersMark

      The moron forgot to black out his SS number

  • young comfy jones

    For the Love of God MOAR!!!! #30

    • Jak

      She could probably wrap that around my peter at least six times!

      • LiT

        thats nothing to brag about little peter

    • hankalank

      I'd let her tongue dart my fartbox. . .Wait. What?

    • Yuri

      A Lesbian's best friend

      • Johnny K.

        I think the male hetero community would enjoy that as well… Selfish lesbians…

      • SKEEBLER

        Fuck Lesbian's!

    • guest

      Fake

    • dubya

      call me mabey

    • Notknowing

      FIND HER!!!!!!!!!

  • KCCOMAN

    I love this guy.

    • Haptic

      You both have problems.

      • Drew

        And far too much free time, to an embarrassing degree.

        • thedude325

          Regarding the OP, this is what happens when Summer rolls around and the elementry school kids get on the internet.

        • Krazy_K

          he probably spends less time on this site than the rest of you losers.

  • Panda

    #23
    That's just crazy doing that. You're liable to break your ba….
    Oh, hang on. Never mind.

    • Si1entStatic

      what you don't see is after the clip he stands up and proclaims he can walk again……….

  • Jono

    #9 Just be wary if she asks you to smell her tattoos "tears".

  • SUPer4Life

    #29 Bit of a dickhead….

  • Panda

    #1 #26
    You're hired!
    – No one. Ever.

    • Andy Valentine

      I believe the latter guy is the tattoo artist that "famously" inked a giant shit on his ex's back.

      • Yeah

        That was a hoax.

    • Orcslayer

      would be fun to hang a padlock into #26 ear, lock it and walk away…

    • HonoluluChiver

      They do gets jobs….. at the carnival

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #4 He doesn't belong here. He's wearing that thing without giving a fuck.

    • InvertedCheeze

      oh i get it. He obviously plays the fiddle.

      • b3nje909

        I guess I'm alone in thinking that jumper is pretty cool and I'd wear it out.
        Looks comfy too.

    • Byron_Black

      I think that's a pretty sharp sweter-and-scarf combo.

  • None

    there's nothing wrong with #30
    heck, she should just go crazy with her tongue, if you know what i mean

    • MikeOverHere

      No. What do you mean?

    • chive on

      The responses on this one crack me up. She's not attractive but the tongue makes everyone want her. 😉

  • MBChiver

    #25 Did Kim Kardashian lose some weight?

    • DBig

      Not sure if she lost weight, but at least they have her on a leash now.

    • Knockout_Ned

      Channing Tatum.

    • Chelsea Chivette

      and gain a penis??

    • Notknowing

      Those pants are like a cheap hotel….no ball room.

  • Andyrew711

    #30 where exactly can I sign up for this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    #12 cat is telling the other cat "on the count of 3 we make a run for it "

    • Dan

      This dude is fucking metal!!!

  • Mikeg01sf

    #2. Ummm i believe that goes in your hair…stupid girls… Not back to the kitchen

    • Mikeg01sf

      Damnit. I ment #30.

      • Johnny K.

        Swing and a miss, bro… Next time…

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Indeed… girls are the stupid ones…

      • genki desu yo

        brava!

  • Mikeg01sf

    #30. Stupid girls. That belongs in your hair…now back to the kitchen

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      strike two.

    • Old Maid

      Whoa, stop buddy. Just stop.

  • http://twitter.com/PaulSkoney @PaulSkoney

    #1
    Chubby white woman plays Tyler Perry playing Madea in "Medea goes to Voodo School."

    • http://twitter.com/PaulSkoney @PaulSkoney

      I spelled Madea wrong the second time. I want to die.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lark.muchiri Lark Ireri Muchiri

      so right dude. medea goes to voodoo skul. Sic

  • https://www.facebook.com/danielevans2007 Daniel Aaron Evans

    #21 that's what you get for wearing a v neck.

    • SKEEBLER

      And taking a gay ass pic of yourself!

    • Danielle Bevan

      U must not get laid

  • ajkcco

    #10 Kenny Powers!

  • ImpressMe

    Finally, a gallery of what internet trolls really look like……. #1 #24 #26

    • disappointed

      I can't believe on the entire first page nobody made a Paula_ comment…? I saw #1 and immediately thought they somehow finally got a picture of her / him / it / wtf

    • Yuri

      Finally a pic of Paula

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